Chapter 213: The Teacher's Banquet
The South China Sea, an unknown sea, an isolated island. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The island is very small, less than a thousand square meters in circumference, with a small red-roofed house in the middle, two coconut trees, one on the left and one on the right, surrounded by a circle of sandy beaches on all sides. It looks like a painting.
The door opened, and Bing Sanzhang walked out slowly.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, a pigeon flew down in a hula, standing on his arm, looking left and right, very spiritual.
Bing Sanzhang smiled and touched the pigeon's little head, and said, "You little thing, why can't it grow up? It's still a little bit like this after more than a year, but the feathers are getting harder and harder!"
The pigeon shook its body, revealing a thin flat bag under its wings.
Bing Sanzhang stretched out his hand and took out a big red invitation, only to see that it was written: "The two disciples of Ye, who are out of the school today, are you coming?"
"Thank you for the banquet! It seems that this kid is ready to go back to Chang'an!" Bing Sanzhang shook his head and raised his hand to throw the pigeon into the sky.
"Big Turtle, go to Yun Ye's house!"
Bing Sanzhang commanded, and the entire isolated island suddenly shook, and a huge hideous head splashed out of the water, and the water waves on all sides moved lightly, and the entire isolated island began to move slowly.
It turned out that the island was actually a huge sea turtle.
"With Yun Ye's face in front, and Wu Zetian and Di Renjie, it seems that the gift can't be too shabby. What should I give?"
Bing Sanzhang touched his chin and entered the small house. He was ready to rummage through something around him.
It would be nice if the system store could be unblocked, copy two paratrooper knives out, and take them out to definitely save face.
He glanced at his life force and sighed. It's not much closer, but it's going to take some time.
"Looks like we can only look for it from the clone!"
Bing Sanzhang slowly closed his eyes, and a star-like virtual network immediately appeared in front of him, and a wave of information was transmitted out, and feedback came back one by one.
Originally, Bing Sanzhang thought that the relationship between his main body and the clone would be like the shadow clone in the Hokage, and the main and secondary divisions were very clear. But in fact, it's not like that, the relationship between the ontology and the doppelganger is more like the famous concentric demon.
A life form that has several or even dozens of bodies, but only one consciousness.
If it weren't for the system hanging on the main body, Bing Sanzhang would have thought that he had become a race-conscious lifeform.
"Ginseng is not good, there is no shortage of this thing!"
"Jasper?
"Little dog, that's Wu Zetian and not a little girl, isn't it nonsense to send a dog?"
"Huh, there's such a thing? Well, it's under control, it's okay, it's not much use to me anyway, it's okay to send it out! ”
In the evening, the Lord's Palace.
The red lanterns were hung high, and the festive explosion had been set off for an hour. Everyone in the Yun family had a bright smile on their faces.
Today is a big day for the head of the family to pass on his disciples to become teachers, and the servants are very happy. It has been almost three years since I came to Lingnan, and this is the first time that such a happy event has been held, and the Yun family has been as calm as a pool of stagnant water in the past two years, and it is time to be lively.
For the Yun family's happy events, there are never many guests to invite, but they are definitely close people. Except for Li Jing and his family, the rest are all friends and relatives of the Yun family.
Xiao Jie and Xiao Wu dressed as golden boys and girls stood at the door to greet them, and Yun Ye sat on the threshold and watched with a smile.
These two villains have finally grown up, they are both good children, and so many years of hard work have not been in vain. Maybe these two children are the biggest achievements since they crossed over.
The guests arrived one after another, dressed in formal attire and full of joy. Being a teacher is a big deal, and in this era of paying attention to etiquette, it is regarded as more important than coming-of-age etiquette.
For the polite appearance of the two villains, Li Jing and his wife were very satisfied.
The red-whisked girl took Xiao Wu's hand, and she couldn't get enough of it. She wants a daughter in her life, but God just doesn't give it, and she regrets it.
took out a short sword, solemnly put it in Xiao Wu's hand, and said: "This sword is called Suzaku, when I was a young man, I held this sword to dominate the world, and I beheaded three out of ten, and now I give it to you, and treat it well to you." ”
Xiao Wu pulled Di Renjie and bowed three times together, swearing to live up to the sword, and the red whisk girl entered with a smile.
The feast in the hall has been set up, and it is extraordinarily rich. The plate of boiled fish in the middle is particularly large, which is Yun Ye's craftsmanship.
He is not as usual now, he wants to cook by himself, there are many rules, and now making a dish for two disciples is already the limit. After all, the teacher's banquet is a formal etiquette and must not be ignored.
After welcoming the winter fish, the man and the bear, and the master craftsman who made the Great Emperor, Lao Tie, a beautiful carriage slowly stopped at the door of the lord's mansion.
Seeing the exquisite Taiji diagram on the carriage, Xiao Wu and Di Renjie's faces changed.
Yun Ye stood up, clapped his hands, and said, "Xiao Wu, Xiao Jie, don't be stunned, the distinguished guest has arrived!"
"You can't afford it, just come and mix a meal!"
The driver in a black robe respectfully opened the car door, and Bing Sanzhang, who was dressed in brocade clothes, walked out slowly.
Yun Ye arched his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Bing, I haven't seen you for two years, and your demeanor is even better than before!"
Bing Sanzhang shook his head and said, "It's just nonsense! These are your two apprentices, it's really good!"
Xiao Wu smiled like a flower, and said: "You are the god man that the master often mentions, Xiao Wu Xiaojie is honored to come with a face!"
Bing Sanzhang waved his hand and said, "Don't dare to be, my honor is!"
There was a whistle in his mouth, and the sound of the wind came from the air. Two huge eagles landed slowly.
Bing Sanzhang pointed to the two giant eagles behind him, and said with a smile: "Your master is a rich family, gold, silver and jade, I won't take it out to offer ugliness, these two giant eagles were also obtained by accident, give them to the two of you to play!"
Xiaojie Xiaowu was pleasantly surprised.
This giant eagle is more than one person tall, its wings are spread out for more than five meters, and its two giant claws are strong and powerful, and it looks like a different species at first glance. I used to hear that there were two giant eagles in the cold White Stone Palace, known as the elves of heaven and earth, but they were not half their size.
If this is done well, it is not a dream to fly into the sky.
"Next!"
Bing Sanzhang threw out an object, Xiao Wu raised his hand to take it, but found that it was a piccolo.
"The giant eagle has been trained, this piccolo is the key, I won't tell you the trick, it's a kind of fun to explore it yourself!"
Xiao Wu Xiaojie was very happy, and thanked him for his big bows.
Yun Ye stretched out his hand with a smile and said, "Brother Bing, please take a seat!"
Bing Sanzhang nodded and followed Yun Ye in.
Di Renjie looked at Bing Sanzhang's back, and a trace of realization flashed in his eyes.
Xiao Wu stretched out his hand and slapped him, "Don't be distracted, it's our task to welcome guests tonight, don't bother with the master!"
Di Renjie nodded: "I know, but I just understand the reason why the master has been sitting over there." ”
Xiao Wu pouted and said: "It's not Li Jing yet, it's hurt the master and a favor, if you want me to say just don't care about the bearded guest, although Li Jing is a prince of the country, he is not treated well in the court, and he is trembling in his own life, and he can't bring benefits to our family at all." ”
Di Renjie sighed and said, "This is the master, he is not such a ruthless person!"
Xiao Wu stopped talking and ran over cautiously, ready to tease the two giant eagles.
During the banquet, everyone was more familiar with each other, and they were chatting lively, and when they saw Yun Ye personally leading a stranger over, they all looked over curiously.
Yun Ye smiled and introduced: "An amazing character, Bing Sanzhang!"
Bing Sanzhang arched his hand and said: "Bing Sanzhang, I've seen everyone!"
Li Jing and his wife stared at each other and asked, "Is it you who besieged and offered loyalty in the South China Sea?"
Everyone else frowned.
These two people are really faceless, can this kind of thing be said at the banquet? No matter how Yun Ye says it, he is also a national candidate, his status is noble, and today is a big day for his disciples to become teachers.
Such a direct questioning of the guest of the lord's family is no longer in the category of faux pas, this is a provocation.
However, Yun Ye's face was flat, and he sat down directly to drink with Dongyu and Man-Bear, as if he hadn't heard it.
Bing Sanzhang glanced at the two of them and said with a smile: "Although I can't compare to the dignity of Wei Guogong, I don't care about embarrassment of a clown." Zhang Xianzhong may be as big as the sky in the eyes of Zai Guogong, but in my case, it is just an inconsequential small role, and I am not idle enough to focus on ants!"
Lao Tie wisely closed his mouth, took the two little wooden dolls, and concentrated on fiddling. It was a gift he had prepared, and he felt a little shabby before, but now it seems that he really chose the right one.
The man-bear held a pig's leg and gnawed on it, eating his face full of oil, and he was very focused.
Winter Fish glanced at Bing Sanzhang, and there was some wariness in his eyes. He could clearly feel the oppression, which was a warning from his body that this person was dangerous.
The red-whisked girl was furious and stretched out her hand to slap the table, but was grabbed by Li Jing. Helping his wife sit down slowly, he glanced at Bing Sanzhang, nodded and said, "Sure enough, he is a god and has an extraordinary bearing." ”
Yun Ye sighed in his heart, sure enough, he was an old fox who had fought all his life, and he would not be easily baited.
Bing Sanzhang glanced at Yun Ye and said with a dark smile: No wonder you can mix well in the court, you are indeed a master of playing with your heart. Li Jing is not a fool, it is not so simple to let him offend me directly and throw you to save trouble.
Di Renjie led Xiao Wu in, and the servants rushed in and began to serve food on a large scale.
Lao Tie, Ren Xiong and others gave gifts, and the two thanked them again and again.
Dongyu stood up, pulled out a herring from the water bladder on his waist, and swayed in front of Xiao Wu's eyes, Xiao Wu's eyes immediately widened, and said loudly: "Uncle Yu, are you going to catch the skinny dragon again?" That place is now a gathering place for fierce fish, even if you are brave, you can't beat so many fierce fish, it's too dangerous!"
Dongyu laughed, a sharp knife appeared in his hand, and in a flash, the whole fish was cut in half, and the fish bone section in the middle was clearly visible. The tip of the knife plunges into the skin of the fish, and with a slight shake, the whole skin is removed.
The oblique knife flew and slashed, a few knife lights flashed, and a piece of fish flew out, and a piece fell off everyone's plate impartially, crystal clear, and it was very good-looking.
The winter fish held two halves of fish heads in his hands, teased and made the fish's mouths close one by one, and made a gesture of please.
Yun Ye directly clamped it and threw it into his mouth, closed his eyes and didn't speak for a long time.
Bing Sanzhang glanced at it curiously, he rarely ate sashimi, and he always felt that it was not clean. But the piece in front of me is very soft, and when I put it in my mouth, I immediately began to ripple in my mouth, and the delicious taste was really pleasant.
Li Jing sighed after eating the fish, "The taste is nothing more than this, after tasting this fish, there is no umami!"
Yun Ye said: "Although this kind of fish is delicious, it is extremely difficult to catch, they only swim in the corals, they are fast and aggressive, not to mention that the sea is full of fierce fish now, it is really difficult to catch them." That is, a character like Dongyu who is superior in force and proficient in water can be caught! Let's forget about this delicacy, I don't want to hurt people's lives because of a bite to eat. ”
Bing Sanzhang was noncommittal, his heart moved, and several pirate ships in the South China Sea jumped down crackling.
The bottom of the sea is really not a big deal for Bing Sanzhang.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, everyone was drunk.
When Li Jing and his wife glared at Yun Ye for the twelfth time, Yun Ye finally stood up with a wry smile and said, "Brother Bing, if you eat too much wine and meat, it will inevitably be a little greasy, let's have a sip of tea in the hall!"
Bing Sanzhang nodded and followed Yun Ye.
In the side hall, the best tea was served, but neither of them was interested.
Yun Ye shook his head and said, "Come to think of it, you have also guessed the matter, can you let the bearded guest go, you can say something!"
Bing Sanzhang pulled the pipe from his waist, played with it unconsciously, and said with a smile: "Why are you obsessed with bearded guests, you know that this kind of little person has no need to care about you and me!"
"You don't need to care!" Yun Ye shook his head with a wry smile and said, "The construction of the harvest hostess, the guild mode makes you have countless subordinates, so naturally you won't take the bearded guest in your eyes." I won't go around in circles with you, the bearded guest is just a signboard, this time I invite you over, I want to invite you into the court. I am also a Han traveler, you should be able to understand my feelings for Datang!"
Bing Sanzhang smiled: "I thought you were going to play stupid, when did you find out?"
"When you took the initiative to expose, the hostess of the harvest? Hehe, how could I not have guessed? When I was in Goryeo, I really thought you were a master of this era, but I didn't expect you to be a fellow countryman. ”
"I said we're the same kind!" Bing Sanzhang smiled.
"The meaning is too deep, I didn't understand that layer!" Yun Ye shook his head and said: "But I admire your methods very much, fifty or sixty thousand water thieves in Yuezhou City have been brought to sea by you, and now the entire South China Sea is turned upside down, Zhang Xianzhong will not say it, even the princess of the Japanese Dynasty has asked you to drive to the Red Sea, which makes me very impressed!"
Bing Sanzhang smiled and said: "Yes, I heard that woman has bad intentions towards you, and when she has the opportunity to clean up, she will naturally clean it up." ”
Yun Ye shook his head and said, "If you don't answer the question directly, so you are not ready to enter the court to become an official?"
"Do you want to be like you and put shackles on yourself?" Bing Sanzhang said: "You ask yourself, if you don't have a title now, will you live this aggrieved life? Obviously for the good of the Tang Dynasty, but he has been nested in Lingnan for three years?"
Yun Ye shook his head and sighed. (To be continued.) )