Chapter 60 The Flower Finger is a woman's patent
Wu Lai walked through the streets and alleys, and found that he was lost, there was a crossroads, and he couldn't quite remember whether to go south or north. Suddenly, he patted his head, how could he forget about teleportation, he was old! Turning a corner, he teleported, and he arrived near the neighborhood where his home was located, and then walked home quickly. At home at this time, Wu Kai and Wang Mei were anxiously waiting for him to come home for dinner.
"Nothing is going to happen, is it? Why haven't you come back yet? I have to buy him a mobile phone when I go back. Wang Mei said worriedly.
Wu Kai sighed: "Hey, Meimei, you don't know, didn't he say that the mobile phone radiation is big? I really don't know what he thinks, no matter how big the radiation of the mobile phone is, it must be used, now that everyone in the same age has a mobile phone, he is not rare." ”
"Of course, my precious son is just different, and treats money like dung. As soon as the words fell, the sound of the key opening the door and Wu Lai's voice suddenly came: "Mom and Dad, I'm back." ”
"Why did you come back?" Wu Kai stood up and said with a straight face, "Do you know how worried you and I are waiting for?"
"What is the murder of your baby son, didn't you often play late when you were a child and came back!" Wang Mei also cast a flower finger on Wu Kai, Wu Kai didn't have time to dodge, only heard a miserable scream, and the wind and clouds changed color.
Wu Lai thought to himself: Did Han Xue's flower fingers learn from his mother? How can she be a woman? Could it be that it is really a woman's patent? (Our scoundrel has such an awareness, it is really gratifying!)
Wang Mei smiled and asked, "Baby son, come and tell your mother, what's the matter, you came back so late?"
"I know, confess leniently, resist strictly!"
"It's good to know, and if you lie, your pocket money will be deducted. ”
Wu Lai asked rhetorically, "Mom, when do I have pocket money?"
"Didn't Mom give you ten dollars last time?"
Wu Lai was depressed: It was all hundreds of years ago. (Wang Mei: It's not been a few days.) )
Wu Lai confessed: "Mom, I went to my classmates for dinner today, so I came back a little later." ”
"Really?"
"Absolutely not lying, Wang Fei's cousin can also confirm it. ”
"Well, mom is happy today, just forgive you once, next time it can't be so late. ”
"But my classmates are very kind to me and want to invite me to dinner, so what should I do?"
Wu Kai couldn't help but interject: "If it's a male classmate, don't go, if it's a female classmate, and it's a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter if you come back later." But after saying that, Wu Kai regretted it. Wu Lai couldn't stop nodding in his heart: That's nature, or is my father thinking about me!
But seeing Wang Mei looking at Wu Kai with resentful eyes, the Shaolin stunt was used again, and she kept exerting her strength on Wu Kai. "Wu Kai, you are teaching a bad baby son. The screams sounded again, Wu Kai begged for mercy again and again, and looked at Wu Lai with tears on his face: Son, I am thinking about the sexual happiness you have come for, you can't gloat!
Of course, the relationship between father and son is very good, seeing his father suffering, Wu Lai hurriedly said: "Mom, I won't listen to my father, he just talks casually, you just let him go." ”
"The baby son is the most well-behaved, since you intercede for him, let him go for the time being. But ah, there are beautiful classmates who invite you home for dinner, don't refuse, don't be afraid, my baby son is the most handsome, he will definitely be loved by everyone, and the flowers will bloom. ”
Wu Lai found that Wang Mei had a few more things on her body, first of all, she was wearing a coat and fluffy, secondly, she was wearing a ring on her hand, a necklace around her neck, and finally, she smelled a faint smell of perfume on her body.
Could it be that my mother spent all the 100,000 yuan? (Wang Mei: Oh my God, baby son, you just noticed! Mom is such a failure.) )
"Mom, you're so beautiful today!" Wu Lai said with some insincerity. I bought these useless things for 100,000 yuan? Wu Lai shouted in his heart, "Oh my God! I'm not alive anymore! I really want to find a piece of tofu and kill me."
"Yes, Mom is almost an old woman, and the word pretty doesn't use Mom anymore. Wang Mei said so, but her heart was still beautiful.
What woman doesn't love beauty, doesn't like people to say she's beautiful? Even if it's a compliment, she likes to hear it. Tong Guò's interaction with Wang Fei and the contact with beautiful women made Wu Lai understand a truth: love vanity is a woman's patent, vanity is not terrible, vanity is a sword that women deserve to have. What I have to do is to give her a sheath.
Wu Lai smiled: "What's the matter, my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world." By the way, why are you still wearing a coat, isn't it hot?"
Wang Mei remembered that she went on a shopping spree today, and finally bought the mink coat she had loved for a long time, because she was so happy that she kept wearing it and didn't take it off.
"Also, you seem to have a few more things on you, which seem to be very expensive! Did you spend all the 100,000 yuan?"
"Well, how can there be, baby son, you think too much, the 100,000 yuan is reserved for you to go to college in the future, marry a daughter-in-law, and buy a house, how can my mother embezzle it without authorization? (Khan, there is such a mother!)
A black line appeared on Wu Lai's head: Mother really fooled herself like a child! Forget it, who called her her her own mother? However, she said that 100,000 yuan is too useful, and 100,000 yuan can marry a daughter-in-law? Can 100,000 yuan buy a house? Judging from the current market, how can you marry a daughter-in-law without 500,000 yuan, but this is the capital! Buying a house, let alone talking, 100,000 yuan can't even afford a down payment. I feel sad when I think about it, it seems that 100,000 yuan can't do anything, investing in the stock market, often wasted, investing in funds, will also lose, deposited in the bank, can't rise much interest, it's better to buy something you like like my mother, happy and happy. Life is to be happy and happy. If someone asks Wu Lai what his life is for, he will definitely say without hesitation: "Heaven is free, life, just let it be, why force too much!"