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"This is a naked robbery!"

"Why do we spend so much money on our cultural relics?"

"Damn the capitalist country!!"

"This time, the country must rise up, and we can't keep blaming!"

"Don't you think it's strange? Three cultural relics have only been lost for a few days, how can the cultural relics be bought by an American businessman in a few days, this is too suspicious!"

"Upstairs is right, it's the people in America who do it. ”

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USER 66XXXXX658: "STILL BOAST OF BEING A BIG COUNTRY? CAN YOU STILL GIVE YOU THE CULTURAL RELICS THAT PEOPLE SPEND MONEY TO BUY? UPSTAIRS THE BRAINS ARE ALL ON THE BUTTOCKS, YOU SEE HOW LOVING THE AMERICAN BUSINESSMEN ARE, GIVING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF CULTURAL RELICS TO THEIR OWN COUNTRY IN VAIN, AND THEN LOOK AT OUR COUNTRY IS NOT EVEN WILLING TO BUY THEIR OWN CULTURAL RELICS, THIS IS THE GAP, IT IS REALLY A SHAME TO BE BORN IN CHINA." ”

Replied to the landlord, "Second Battalion Commander, why hasn't the Italian artillery come up yet!! If you don't fire the cannon now, when will you wait!?"

"I'm the second battalion commander, my brothers are aiming and shooting him~"

"I wish the landlord's house was burglarized, don't call the police in the future, and spend your own money to negotiate with the thief to buy back the stolen things. ”

"Landlord, your beautiful father's feet are so good to lick?"

Lao Tzu regretted that he didn't shoot the landlord against the wall in the first place. ”

"It's a shame that the country has a landlord with such garbage!"

"Go, Iraq, Syria and wait for the landlord, don't be so scared that you cry and shout to go back to China. ”

"I'm sorry everyone, my dog is not on a leash, let the landlord come out and bite someone. ”

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New York Hotel, Room 702.

Glancing at the sleeping Thirty-Eight, it was time to go.

Quietly walked into the toilet, in the toilet, Ren Tian silently read the change, "oh", a pigeon appeared in the toilet, this is the form of Ren Tian's transformation, tried to see if he could fly, flapped two pairs of wings, flew easily, and then the pigeon flew out of the window.

At this moment, the thirty-eighth suddenly opened his eyes, quietly walked to the toilet door, listened carefully to the sound inside, the toilet was quiet, without a trace of sound, and knocked on the toilet door.

"Ren Tian, are you in there?"

After knocking several times and no one responded, No. 38 twisted the handle to open the door, and when he saw that the toilet was empty, looking at the half-open window in the toilet, he rushed forward in surprise, poked his head out of the window, and looked down at the ground from a seven-story building, the breeze blowing on his face, and he couldn't help but swallow his throat.

"How did Ren Tian suddenly disappear from such a high place. ”

After a while, there was a click, and the door to room 702 was opened.

No. 8 and No. 11 walked in from outside the door, "Wang Xiaohu, what happened to you?"

No. 38 glanced at the bed where Ren Tian had slept in, "Ren Tian, I don't know where I went?"

"What? weren't you with him? Why is he gone?"

"I don't know, I obviously saw Ren Tian go to the toilet, but I went to the toilet and didn't see anyone else, and the toilet was open except for the window, and there was no way to go out of the toilet. No. 38 lowered his head, and No. 8 told him to take a good look at Ren Tian and not let Ren Tian make his own decisions, but he didn't expect Ren Tian to jump from a seven-story building!

No. 8 and No. 11 glanced at each other, they knew that Ren Tian was an immortal cultivator, but jumping from the seventh floor was too shocking.

"Sister, what do you say we should do?" asked Eleven, who and Eight were sisters in the United States.

"Last time, Ren Tian alone dealt with so many high-level abilities, we don't have to doubt his strength, what I'm worried about is what traps are waiting for him at the Metropolitan Museum!" said Eighth in a deep voice.

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"I'm a little bird. ”

"I want to fly, but I can't fly high. ”

"Maybe one day I'll be perched on a branch and become the target of a hunter. ”

"I flew into the sky, only to find that I had no one to rely on. ”

"Every time it's the dead of night. ”

"I can't sleep all the time, I wonder if it's the only one that doesn't get better tomorrow. ”

High in the air, Ren Tian was in a particularly happy mood and sang a song "I Am a Little Bird", but the sound he made was chirping, but it did not affect his mood at the moment.

Looking down at the ground in the air, a condescending hegemony suddenly rose, and at this moment, Ren Tian seemed to be the king of his own territory, soaring for a while, happy and happy, but feeling a little tired, looking down at an area, and flying straight towards that place.

After a while, a pigeon stood on the top of the Metropolitan Museum, this pigeon was Ren Tian, Ren Tian's divine sense probed, and his heart was happy, the Metropolitan Museum does have traps, and the Metropolitan Museum is very lively now in the middle of the night, among which there are thirty-four strangers hidden in it, and there are hundreds of crooked nuts with guns.

"I'm really anxious about the IQ of these crooked nuts!"

If he doesn't come today, this group of foreigners may be empty, and he can't let this group of foreigners down, so he will take more cultural relics today.

Ren Tian was in a relatively hidden place, silently changing and changing, "oh", Ren Tian looked at his own body, every time he became a pigeon, he used the transformation token once, and he also used a chance to become himself, plus the two times he changed randomly last time, all the seventy-two tokens are now sixty-eight times left.

Putting on a hidden cloak and silently reciting the invisibility mantra, Ren Tian's whole person disappeared suddenly, and he swaggered into the Metropolitan Museum, as if he was in no one.

In the corridor, looking at the Western paintings, except for those **** or half-naked Western paintings, he was too lazy to look at the others.

"This hidden cloak is really good, if you want to go through the wall, you can wear the wall, I don't know when I can have a powerful immortal weapon?"

But this is also to think about, now that he is only at the fifth level of the Qi Condensation Period, even if he is given an immortal weapon, he can't use it, and he still has a Nine Dragons Sword, if he doesn't have a task now, he may still be in the bedroom to improve his cultivation?

Passing by two crooked nuts holding AKs, hearing the two muttering and talking, Ren Tian didn't pay much attention to it, but saw one of the crooked nuts turn his head and say "phew" to a painting behind him, and when he looked at the painting, he suddenly became angry.

Although he doesn't understand art, but the paintings of the East and the West are still clear, the West paintings are not nude paintings, it is anyone's smile, and the Oriental paintings are mostly landscapes, and now he sees a crooked kernel so rude to a famous painting belonging to China, how can he not be angry.

Isn't this a naked slap in the face in front of him?

He knocked the spit crooked nut on the head hard, and then kicked the other crooked nut on the ass, and the two crooked nuts turned their heads to look at each other at the same time, and grunted, and then it turned into an argument, and finally it turned into a fight, you punched me, and I punched you back, and the fight was not happy.

That's it?

No way!!