Chapter 63: Bullying a silly girl for fun
The stupid girl and her mother died early, and when she was six or seven years old, her father had a bad brain, and now at the age of sixteen or seventeen, she has no ability to take care of herself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
When it was dark, Yang Ming came to the Qujia Tavern with Mu Nianci in his arms, and saw that there were no candles inside, not even an oil lamp.
But the stupid girl is crazy, if she really lit a candle or an oil lamp for her, I am afraid that this Qujia tavern would have been burned to ashes by her.
Yang Ming walked into the tavern with Mu Nianci in his arms, and saw that the inner hall and kitchen were full of dust and cobwebs, some cold rice in the pot, and a broken seat on the bed, and he couldn't help but feel desolate.
After putting Mu Nianci on the bed, Yang Ming unlocked her acupoint, but Mu Nianci still couldn't wake up.
The so-called "starvation is a small matter, and a loss of festival is a big thing".
Mu Nianci also attaches great importance to chastity like Bao Xiweak, probably Yang Ming took her to escape from marriage caused a considerable blow, so Mu Nianci was reluctant to wake up.
Seeing the silly girl hiding in the corner and peeking at herself and Mu Nianci, Yang Ming smiled at her and said.
"Silly girl, is there anything here that can be cooked?"
"Yes, yes!"
The silly girl smiled and nodded, and took out a rice jar, which poured half a jar of brown rice, and I don't know how long it has been placed.
Yang Ming's gaze left the rice jar, only to see that the silly aunt's hands were covered with dirt, and there was some more dust on her face, which was dirtier than when he saw her before.
"Silly aunt, silly aunt, you make yourself so dirty every day, no wonder you haven't been married off for eighteen years with Huang Yaoshi. ”
The silly girl put down the rice jar and came over, raised her two hands with a smile, pointed at Yang Ming, and then pointed at Mu Nianci.
"Sister Mu is married! Brother brought Sister Mu here, is he going to have a room with Sister Mu?"
"Shut up!
Looking at the innocent expression of the silly aunt like a child, Yang Ming couldn't really be angry with her.
After instructing the silly aunt to stay in the tavern to take care of Mu Nianci. Yang Ming went to a nearby villager's house to buy fresh white rice, two fish, and a chicken.
After coming back, he lit a fire to cook, and when the rectification stopped, it was already dark, Yang Ming moved the food to the table and lit an oil lamp.
When Yang Ming went to the cupboard to look for the dishes and chopsticks. When I opened the cabinet door, I felt that the dust was rushing to my nose, and I saw seven or eight tattered blue and white bowls on the cupboard, and more than a dozen stove chickens and insects died next to the bowls.
Yang Ming took out two bowls without chicken insects, and just as he was about to leave, he saw that there was a bowl in the innermost part that was complete, and there were no chicken insects in it.
Yang Ming reached out to take the bowl, and suddenly felt strange, the bowl was cold and seemed to be different from ordinary porcelain bowls. Lifting it upwards, the bowl looked like it was nailed to the shelf, and it was not moved.
If you look closely, there is a thick layer of scorched rust on the bowl, and this bowl is actually made of iron.
"Could it be that this is the mechanism that opened the secret room of the Qujia Tavern?"
Yang Ming rotated the iron bowl to the left, but the iron bowl did not move at all, but when he rotated to the right, he felt a little loose. At the moment, the hand is strengthened, and the bowl is turned with the hand. Suddenly, there was a click, and the wall of the cupboard parted to reveal a dark hole.
A stench rushed out of the cave, and I felt sick to the smell.
In order to win the favor of Huang Yaoshi, Qu Lingfeng was able to return to Peach Blossom Island, and often went to the palace to steal precious calligraphy and paintings.
Even a calligraphy and painting related to [Wu Mu's Testament]. They were all stolen by Qu Lingfeng.
When Qu Lingfeng died, he died with the master of Ouchi who pursued him in the secret room of the Qu Family Tavern, and now in the secret room, in addition to those priceless precious calligraphy and paintings, it is the corpse of Qu Lingfeng and the master of Ouchi.
Yang Ming had no interest in the calligraphy, paintings, gold, silver and jewelry stolen by Qu Lingfeng, and the smell in the secret room was unpleasant. He immediately closed the secret room.
After cleaning the two bowls outside and breaking a few branches to make chopsticks, Yang Ming returned to the inner hall of the Qujia Tavern, and saw the silly aunt lying on the table smelling the fragrance of chicken and fish, and her small mouth was slightly open and drooling without shame.
Mu Nianci had also woken up, sitting on the bed looking listless.
Hearing the sound of Yang Ming coming in, Mu Nianci glanced up at him, and then lowered his head again.
The silly girl smiled and came to Yang Ming, grabbed a bowl in Yang Ming's hand and said happily.
"Brother, brother, stupid aunt is so hungry! I want to eat fish, and I want to eat two chicken legs, I'll leave the chicken butt for your brother to eat!"
Yang Ming put the remaining bowl and chopsticks on the table, raised his hand and patted the stupid girl's head twice, and then came to Mu Nianci and said.
"Miss Mu, if you don't mind if the food I cook is unpalatable, just fill your stomach!"
Mu Nianci shook his head and said in a low voice.
"I don't have an appetite!"
It's not so much that there is no appetite, but that there is something on the mind.
Yang Ming squatted down, put his hands on Mu Nianci's thighs, and looked up at her pretty face.
"Mu ...... Nian Ci! This is the home of the silly aunt, and we have not left Niujia Village! I will take you to see Uncle Yang and Guo Jing tomorrow, and I will definitely give them an explanation. ”
"Give it to ...... You are going to give them ...... What's the explanation?"
"Nianci, you don't want to marry Guo Jing, and Guo Jing doesn't want to marry you, so it doesn't matter to Guo Jing that I snatched you away. ”
After Yang Ming's words were finished, Mu Nianci nodded and said.
"Brother Guo is Mongolia's golden knife horse, and he likes Mongolia's Huazheng princess, I know this. But my dad ......."
"I will tell Uncle Yang that I will take you with me to take care of you! If you don't object, I can marry you in the future. ”
"Hmm...... I...... I listen to Brother Yang, your ......"
Mu Nianci's pretty face blushed in a blush, and she also showed a faint smile.
Since Yanjing's martial arts competition to recruit relatives, probably Yang Ming's promise to marry her is something Mu Nianci has been looking forward to.
Seeing that Mu Nianci was no longer sad, Yang Ming reached out and pinched her cheek, and then said with a smile.
"Nianci, you have to fill your stomach obediently, and I will take my silly aunt outside to wash her hands and face. ”
Although there is no running water in this world, every household has a tank to store water.
It's a pity that the silly aunt can't even take care of herself, and the water tank in the Qujia Tavern is naturally empty.
Fortunately, Niujia Village is next to the Qiantang River, and there is a large pond next to the village.
Under the light of the half moon and starlight, Yang Ming took the silly girl to the pond outside the village.
"Brother is going to take the stupid aunt to catch fish and shrimp? Brother, you wait for me here, and the stupid aunt will go and bring the family's fishing nets. ”
"What kind of fish and shrimp do you catch! Silly girl, go wash your face and hands. Otherwise, my brother will not allow you to eat. ”
After the stupid aunt broke her brain, her current IQ is not as good as when she was six or seven years old.
Yang Ming originally thought that the silly aunt would be obedient, but he didn't expect the silly aunt to push him away, shaking his head and stepping back and saying.
"Ahh ”
Seeing that the silly aunt turned around to leave, Yang Ming kicked his right foot. Moved to the side of the silly girl, and clasped the shoulder of the silly girl with his right hand.
The silly girl screamed in pain, turned around and slapped two palms in front of Yang Ming's chest one after another, which was the introductory kung fu of Peach Blossom Island [Bibo Palm Technique].
Yang Ming didn't dodge or dodge, and suffered two palms from the stupid aunt.
[Bibo Palm Technique] is just an introductory kung fu on Peach Blossom Island, and the silly aunt does not have deep internal strength, so her two hits Yang Ming are like tickling.
Seeing that the silly aunt was still struggling, Yang Ming struck out with the sword finger of his right hand. Hit the stupid girl's fixed acupoint.
After the stupid girl's body stood still, she cried out in panic.
"Why can't I move? Is there a water ghost catching the stupid girl, brother, take the stupid girl out of here!"
"Don't worry, silly girl, there are no ghosts in this world. ”
Yang Ming walked around behind the silly aunt, closed his eyes and said.
"Since you're worried that you'll get your clothes wet by washing your hands, I'll help you take off all your clothes and let you wash your whole body in the water. ”
After speaking, Yang Ming's hands were on the shoulders of the silly aunt. Took off her clothes from top to bottom.
Although the silly aunt is sixteen or seventeen years old, her IQ is no different from that of a child. Even if Yang Ming took off her clothes, she didn't shout shyly, but just complained quietly.
"Oh, brother, I'm so cold, you hurry up and dress my stupid aunt, otherwise I'll tell Sister Mu that you're bullying me. ”
"Silly aunt, the smell on your body is so strong, even if your sister Mu is here. I'm going to push you into the pond and wash it up, too. ”
After taking off the silly girl's socks and embroidered shoes, Yang Ming unlocked the silly aunt's acupoint, and then gently pushed her back.
Puff -
The silly girl screamed and fell into the pool.
When Yang Ming opened his eyes, he saw the beautiful scenery of a beautiful woman bathing in the pond.
After the silly girl came out of the water. Wet black hair stuck to the snow-white skin, first to the neck, then to the shoulders, and then-
Seeing that the silly aunt not only exposed her breasts to the water, but also walked to the shore, even if Yang Ming was cheeky without discipline, he couldn't help but have a hot skin, hurriedly walked to the shore and reached out to hold the silly girl's shoulder, and pressed her back into the water.
"Gollum...... Ahem...... It's so cold in the water, brother, hurry up and let the silly aunt go up and get dressed, at most...... At most, I won't tell Sister Mu about you bullying me. ”
"No, I'll let you come up after I've washed you. ”
After Yang Ming finished speaking, one hand pressed on the stupid girl's head, and the other hand helped her wash her soft long hair.
The hair and skin of the silly girl are very good, Yang Ming just rubbed and washed it with the palm of her hand, and her skin and long hair became clean.
And the silly aunt sank into the water like a child, blowing bubbles, and let Yang Ming's palm caress her.
After finally letting the silly aunt be reborn, Yang Ming helped the silly aunt bring clothes and embroidered shoes to help her put them on.
The things that shouldn't have been touched just now have already been touched, and Yang Ming naturally won't pretend to be a hypocrite anymore, and directly opened his eyes to help the stupid aunt get dressed.
After the silly aunt was refreshed, her long wet hair was divided into three strands hanging down on her chest and back, but she had the temperament of a stunning beauty.
But when the silly aunt opened her little mouth and showed a smirk, that temperament disappeared immediately.
Yang Ming approached the stupid girl's cheek and sniffed her carefully.
Although I could smell a faint body fragrance, the clothes on the silly girl's body had a strong smell.
"If we change into good clothes, maybe our silly girl can dress up as a little fairy!, but for now, let's go back to dinner with me!"
When Yang Ming took Silly Aunt's hand and took her back, Silly Auntie suddenly hugged Yang Ming's arm and rested her head on Yang Ming's shoulder.
"Ever since Daddy died, no one has bathed my silly aunt. Brother, you are so good to the silly aunt, if the elder brother still bathes the silly aunt in the future, then I will let the elder brother touch here, even if it hurts me, it doesn't matter. ”
After speaking, the silly aunt grabbed Yang Ming's hand and put it on her chest.
Yang Ming turned his head and looked at the silly girl with some surprise.
"Silly girl, aren't you stupid?"
"Silly aunt is not stupid!"
At this time, he had already arrived at the door of the Qujia Tavern, and after the silly aunt finished speaking, she let go of Yang Ming's arm and ran to the inner hall.
Although the silly girl has a bad brain and a low IQ, she is indeed not stupid, and her memory is very good.
In the plot of the original book, the silly aunt recognized Ouyang Feng pretending to be Huang Yaoshi and killed the five monsters in Jiangnan, and also remembered the scene when Yang Kang killed Ouyang Ke.
When we met for the first time, Yang Ming touched the stupid aunt's chest, when I bathed the silly aunt just now, half of the time was spent washing the silly aunt's breasts, the silly aunt's memory is so good, if she didn't understand that Yang Ming liked to touch her breasts, then she was really stupid.
Yang Ming walked into the inner hall and saw that although Mu Nianci was sitting at the table, the food in front of her did not move.
The silly aunt sat next to Mu Nianci, tore off one chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth, and reached out to tear the other chicken leg.
Seeing that the stupid girl's freshly washed hands were full of grease stains again, Yang Ming shook his head and sat down on the other side of Mu Nianci.
"Nianci, you are so stupid that you have been waiting for the two of us, hurry up and eat!"
As he spoke, Yang Ming sent two pieces of fish and one chicken wing to Mu Nianci's bowl.
After Mu Nianci picked up a piece of fish meat and swallowed it, he suddenly said.
"Brother Yang, you help the silly aunt...... Did you help her take a bath?"
"Yes!"
Yang Ming answered, holding a piece of chicken and stuffing it into his mouth.
Mu Nianci is just a traditional little woman in the south of the Yangtze River, she is different from Huang Rong, even if Yang Ming wants to marry three wives and four concubines, she will not have any opinions.
Even if Yang Ming really had anything to do with the silly aunt, Mu Nianci would not express his dissatisfaction, but would persuade Yang Ming to take the silly aunt as a concubine like a virtuous and virtuous wife.
It was precisely because he understood Mu Nianci's character that Yang Ming didn't say anything to explain.
And Yang Ming doesn't have any special feelings for the silly girl.
Although I have seen all the things that shouldn't be seen, I have touched everything that shouldn't be touched.
But that's just because Yang Ming treats the silly aunt as a child.
If Yang Ming was really a womanizer, I am afraid that Huang Rong and Mu Nianci would have been poisoned by him a long time ago, and it would not be the turn of a foolish aunt at all.
Although the beauty and figure of the silly aunt are not as good as Huang Rong and Mu Nianci, she is not only a big-breasted beautiful girl, but also mentally like a child, and the combination of the two makes Yang Ming can't help but want to bully and tease the silly aunt.
If Huang Rong and Mu Nianci were touched on their chests, and Yang Ming dared to be irresponsible, these two aunts would definitely do such a thing as wiping their necks and committing suicide.
But the silly aunt would only complain that Yang Ming held it too hard and hurt her, this extreme contrast made Yang Ming want to bully the silly aunt more and more for fun.
The night was getting darker, and when the oil lamp burned out and went out, Mu Nianci and the silly aunt were already asleep in bed.
Yang Ming, who was sitting at the table, opened his eyes and glanced out the window, then closed his eyes again and continued to practice internal strength.
He snatched Guo Jing's new wife during the day, abolished the old blind Ke Zhenxi's martial arts, and lived in Niujia Village at night.
It's just that the five monsters in Jiangnan were afraid of Yang Ming's martial arts and ruthlessness after all, so they just watched from a distance and didn't come close to him.
"If I can abolish the martial arts of the blind man, I can abolish the martial arts of your five monsters in the south of the Yangtze River! If you are smarter, don't let me waste my good intentions of killing chickens and making an example of monkeys. ”
Of course, Yang Ming's self-talk, the five monsters in Jiangnan will definitely not be able to hear it. (To be continued.) )