Chapter 471: Wang Dong is so handsome, Wang Dong is really handsome
"What shortcomings?" this is what Wang Dong himself asked, he really didn't believe that he had shortcomings.
In fact, if you have to pick a shortcoming, it's not that you can't find it, after all, as the saying goes, it's good, and being too good is also a shortcoming.
Lin Yunyun looked at Wang Dong and said coldly: "Wang Dong, you are too narcissistic and proud, which will make you lose the ability to self-examine and become more and more pampered and willful, so that you will not be able to survive in the Heaven Turning Society, especially Tingfeng Hall." ”
"You're wrong again, self-appreciation is not narcissism! Narcissism, this word is often used on ugly people, touch your conscience and say, am I ugly?" Wang Dong stared at Lin Yunyun's conscience.
Lin Yunyun shook her head, ignoring Wang Dong's question as always.
Wang Dong shook his head, pulled his mouth obliquely, and blew on the bangs on his forehead.
"If being too good is also a shortcoming, then IMHO, I won't change this shortcoming. ”
Lin Yunyun said: "Change it or not, if you say it, I have the final say." ”
"Can this still be forced? Even if you can force my body, can you force my mind to fail?"
"Getting rid of your shortcomings is simple, and there is no need to force your thoughts. ”
"How to change?" Wang Dong had a faint sense of foreboding.
"Ruined your face, you naturally won't be narcissistic anymore!"
it!
Wang Dong's complexion changed greatly.
The most poisonous woman's heart!!
This little girl actually wants to disfigure herself.
It's too much!
It's too much!!
I don't know if this face is Lao Tzu's reverse scales?
"Lin Yunyun, do you dare to move Lao Tzu's face, believe it or not, Lao Tzu asked you to kneel down and lick the soles of Lao Tzu's shoes?"
"I don't believe it. ”
Wang Dong sneered: "Hehe, have you heard that the tiger's ass can't be touched?"
As he spoke, Wang Dong approached Lin Yunyun step by step.
Lin Yunyun didn't speak, just looked at Wang Dong with cold eyes, and the meaning was obvious:
You are not even a cat in front of me, let alone a tiger.
She thought that Wang Dong claimed to be a tiger, but she was wrong.
The tiger that Wang Dong said is herself!
It wasn't until he walked to Lin Yunyun's side that Wang Dong stopped.
"It is said that the tiger's ass can't be touched, but today Lao Tzu touched it, and he touched the tigress's buttocks. ”
The next picture was beyond everyone's expectations.
I saw Wang Dong's ass, right......
It was Wang Dong's hand that was placed on Lin Yunyun's buttocks.
Xie Tingfeng was dumbfounded, was this his dazzle?
The black robe's reaction was even more exaggerated than Xie Tingfeng, Xie Tingfeng didn't know Lin Yunyun, but he had heard of Lin Yunyun's methods.
How can the people trained by the saint be simple?
Lin Yunyun's buttocks shook, and Wang Dong's whole person was shocked by a huge force and hit the wall.
"The tiger's butt really can't be touched......"
Of course, it's pretended!
Seeing that Lin Yunyun was angry, Wang Dong hurriedly tried to find a way to stop her anger.
He said suddenly: "The table by the window of the Qingfeng Inn is indeed five people, but not five men, one of them is a woman dressed as a man!"
It is not grass carp that is steamed, but crucian carp.
Also, it's not scrambled eggs with chili peppers, it's scrambled eggs with okra.
On the table, there are not only six dishes, but also two pots of wine, one pot is a burning knife, and the other is a daughter red. ”
For Wang Dong of the Transformation God Realm, all this is too simple, just like cheating.
Originally, Xie Tingfeng was able to say this, which was amazing and perverted enough.
As a result, Wang Dong was able to pick out four more differences!
If it's true, it's terrifying.
Is this Wang Dong still human?
On the side, Xie Tingfeng had sweat overflowing from his forehead.
Wang Dong said this, he was not sure whether it was true or not.
Not sure, just to prove that you really didn't notice this.
Lin Yunyun covered her face with a veil, and she couldn't see the change in her expression.
"Anything else, keep talking!"
"The acrobatic troupe next to the Yuelai Inn is not two children, but one!
Of the two Xie Tingfeng said, one of them was dwarfism, not a child.
As for moles.
The little girl not only has a mole on her chin, but also a mole at the corner of her eye, but it is slightly smaller and not easy to notice. ”
After Wang Dong finished speaking, Xie Tingfeng was already sweating profusely.
"Bang bang!" Lin Yunyun began to drum.
"Thank you Tingfeng, you go back first. ”
Hearing Lin Yunyun's words, Xie Tingfeng's waist shortened by three points in an instant, and he turned his head, his back looked a little rickety.
"Stop!" Wang Dong shouted.
"Miss Yunyun, it's early to evict the guest, have you forgotten about the bet I made with Xie Tingfeng?"
The black robe said calmly: "From today onwards, you are all disciples of Tingfeng Hall, you don't see you when you look down, there is no need to make the relationship so bad." Thank you Tingfeng, you apologize to Wang Dong, and forget the bet. ”
Wang Dong said: "Indeed, everyone will be disciples of Tingfeng Hall in the future, thank you Tingfeng, I am a handsome person with a soft heart, and I can't do anything that makes you kneel and slap yourself a hundred times."
That's it, you said a hundred times that Wang Dong is so handsome, Wang Dong is really handsome, Wang Dong is too handsome, forget about this matter. ”
Xie Tingfeng looked at Wang Dong dumbfounded, are you a devil?
Don't you have a little shame?
Please, be a man!
A minute later......
"Wang Dong is so handsome, Wang Dong is really handsome, Wang Dong is so handsome!"
"Wang Dong is so handsome, Wang Dong is really handsome, Wang Dong is so handsome!"
"Wang Dong is so handsome, Wang Dong is really handsome, Wang Dong is so handsome!"
"Wang Dong is so handsome, Wang Dong is really handsome, Wang Dong is so handsome!"
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Xie Tingfeng left dejectedly, and his back was extremely depressed and lonely.
He was hit so hard that he even began to wonder if Wang Dong's statement that he would live another fifty years was true.
I want to die!
Lin Yunyun and the black robe both looked at Wang Dong quietly and did not speak for a long time.
The questions raised before have already been secretly recorded.
In this line of work, without knowing the exam questions at all, Xie Tingfeng can answer nine times out of ten, which is already extremely amazing.
This completely met the standard of their elite disciples of the Listening Wind Hall!
Then Wang Dong's performance can be described as terrifying, it's terrible.
This Wang Dong not only made up for Xie Tingfeng's mistakes and omissions, but even noticed the problems that they, the examiners, did not find out by themselves.
For example, among the five people at that table, there was a person dressed as a man, and none of the disciples they photographed the special record found it.
Although no one confirmed it, Lin Yunyun and the black robe believed Wang Dong's words.
Because Wang Dong is so good.
It's so good they can't imagine it!
This time, Tingfeng Tang picked up a treasure, and even Lin Yunyun was a little envious of Tingfeng Tang.
If Wang Dong is a woman, she must recommend Wang Dong to the Holy Maiden.
It's a pity, it's a stinky man!
"Wang Dong, you win Xie Tingfeng, you can replace him to carry out the task of Listening to the Wind, once you complete the task, then you are a disciple of the Palm Wind, with great power, and most of the people in the Listening Wind Hall have to listen to you!"