Chapter 17: You're a piece of dung
"Wine, the best wine. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 As soon as Xiao Er turned around, Qin Yi added another sentence, and with a cup of tea, he bowed his head slightly at Bao Wei.
Qin Yi's voice was not loud, but it could be heard on the ground, and all the diners seated in the hall showed a shocked face. Yi Tingfang's best wine, this is not something that ordinary people dare to order, because this wine is very expensive, how expensive is it? It is so expensive that ordinary people dare not think about it in their lives. In addition, there is very little wine, to what extent? There is only one jar of wine, which is enough for a person to drink it all in one sip, and it is said to be a jar, but in fact it is slightly larger than an ordinary wine glass. In addition, this wine also has a nice name, called Earth Dragon Brew.
Earth Dragon, hence the name, is an ancient beast, a kind of insect ancient beast, although the grade is not high, it is less and precious. Earth Dragon Brew is made by taking the essence blood of the Earth Dragon Beast with various precious herbs and brewing it with a special secret method. Earth dragon brew can replenish blood and invigorate qi, simply put, it is to rejuvenate the decayed blood and qi.
Soon, Xiao Er brought the Earth Dragon Brew to Bao Wei, and to everyone's surprise, Bao Wei did not drink it, but put the wine directly into the storage ring. This disappointed everyone, for they clearly saw that the jar, which was slightly larger than the wine glass, was sealed with a layer of blood plasma, in which there was a faint flow of light, and many people heard the low beast roar in the wine.
"Thank you. Without too many words, Bao Wei smiled indifferently at Qin Yi.
It was very indifferent, but there was shock in the indifference, which did not escape Qin Yi's eyes.
In the evening, the sun converged its blinding light and turned into a golden disc, lying across the void. When the red afterglow of the setting sun swept past the mottled ancient city walls of Ghost Fox City, it was precisely reflected on Qin Yi's lazy face.
"It's time, I, the first-time owner of the Precious Land, can't keep the guests waiting too long. Qin Yi whispered, stood up, his eyes seemed to be a little hazy and sleepy, and he walked towards the second floor of Yi Tingfang.
"Ghost Fox City, City Lord. Qin family, Qin Da Shao, here!" When Qin Yi had just stepped on the first floor of the carved railing stairs, the little man who led the horse for him immediately let out a high song.
The hall was in an uproar, and someone said, "I heard you right, the Qin family, the city lord of Ghost Fox City, sat in the hall with us for an afternoon?"
"Why don't you sit all afternoon, and listen to us quietly, blowing anecdotes about the rivers and lakes all afternoon!"
"In the future, I can also brag with my children and grandchildren, and I once drank with a nobleman. ”
Someone else screamed, and his voice was very frightened: "Mom, just now I laughed at him for his ignorance, will he be liquidated?" ”
"There is a way, there is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and there is no chance that I don't know you on the other side, I, Qin Yi, am fortunate to drink with all the heroes today, which can be regarded as a fate. ”
"Tonight, everyone has a good drink, and all the drinks are counted on my head. ”
Qin Yi's figure gradually disappeared from everyone's eyes, but the words he left behind once again detonated the audience.
"Do you hear that? Qin Dashao calls us heroes. Someone shouted with joy.
"What's the fun? Qin Dashao, that's called politeness, that's called lifting, just me, a low-level martial artist, I don't have any hope of condensing blood and soul in this life, and there is the word hero. Another person's tone was slightly sour, but instead, he changed his tone and said: "Qin Dashao, that sentence is destined to meet, but there is no fate, it is really a swan song, with a few numbers, it integrates our merchants, pawns, literati, or small traders and mercenaries who don't know each other all over the world, and I feel a sense of intimacy in my heart." Wonderful, really wonderful!"
"Come, for us Qin Dashao, the sentence that fate meets thousands of miles, and there is no fate to know half a step, cheers!"
"Cheers!"
"Cheers!"
"This kid is really a wonderful person, just with those two sentences, it is enough to spread to the world, how can he be a waste person. Dealing with the world, it is quite the style of Meng taste, it seems that the Qin family has missed a piece of jade this time. Bao Wei secretly praised, raised his head and drank a glass of turbid wine.
The second floor of Yifangting is generally a gathering place for wealthy merchants, children of families, literary heroes, and high-level martial artists, not for others, because only these types of people can consume, and the second floor has already been covered tonight, and it has already been full of people, without exception, they are all family forces in Ghost Fox City.
As soon as Qin Yi came to the second floor, there was a familiar greeting in his ears, but none of these people were his acquaintances.
"Brother Qin is really good at writing, and my generation admires it. "A young man, who looks a little more immature than Qin Yi, slapped his ass without showing a trace when he saw Qin Yi.
"Casual nonsense, barely able to ascend to the hall of elegance, but it made everyone laugh. Qin Yi humbly cupped his fists and returned the salute, his gaze swept from the hall one by one.
In the hall on the second floor, there are only fourteen tables and chairs, of which thirteen are seated by people, and there is only one person at each table, each of whom represents a family power. Behind each of them, there were two guards. The remaining table and chair, like being surrounded by stars and moons, were surrounded in the center, and there was no one on it, and it was obvious that this was the place left for Qin Yi.
"Boom...... Gurg...... Giggle......" A chuckle sounded like a silver bell, and a young girl moved lightly, and the light red crepe bandeau skirt on her body rippled with white waves, and walked towards Qin Yi.
"Qin Dashao, casually reciting two nonsense sentences, all of them are better than the masterpieces of the literati, which is really admirable to the little girl. As she spoke, the woman leaned over, stepped on the air, and fell into Qin Yi's arms.
"Nangong's family's little sass-goods are making waves again. Someone cursed quietly.
"I don't know if Brother Qin, when you are young and strong, you can resist the temptation of the little goblin. Some people sighed lightly, for fear that Qin Yi would fall for this beauty trick.
"I think it's difficult, the women of the Nangong family have been practicing charm since she was a child, and that kind of charm has been carved into her bones, even though Qin Dashao is extraordinary, he is just an ordinary person after all. Someone commented, not optimistic about Qin Yi at all, and at the same time she was also very sorry: "I knew that this little goblin was here, so I brought the singer who had been trained at home with me, it was really a bad move, and I was backward step by step!"
However, no one would have thought that Qin Yi was just about to fall into his arms, and his feet just moved backwards by one meter, just one meter, which was the gap between the moats. The woman's body fell and could only fall to the ground.
With a coquettish shout, the woman's lotus feet were like the wind blowing willows, and with a slight turn, she returned to the original seat, and her pretty face was very annoyed, and said: "It's really not a man, I'm such a delicate and lovely person, I'm about to fall to the ground, Qin Dashao is reluctant to reach out to help, it's too sad." ”
"No!
"I, Qin Yi, am not a man, I want you to drink alone with me under the moon, and when you are drunk and hazy, go to your boudoir to discuss and discuss life, or find a winding path leading to a secluded place, take the earth as the seat, take the sky as the quilt, and feel compassionate, you will understand whether Ben Shao is a man or not. Qin Yi laughed, just a moment, the woman's natural charm was indeed touching, but how could the woman know that his gun intent was dignified and unsharp, and his state of mind was already as solid as a rock.
"Okay, my sister is the most elegant person, as long as Brother Yi likes it, my little sister can let you visit my boudoir at any time. ”
"My name is Nangong Liyue, and the silver moon dances across the blue sky. At that time, I will also ask Brother Yi to give me a poem of ink for my name, maybe I will make a promise in person. The annoyance disappeared and turned shy, especially the big eyes, watery, which made Qin Yi really sigh.
"Little Sister Liyue, your flower is very delicate, but it is like a thorny rose, even if you are happy with it, you are afraid of pricking your own hand. Qin Yi walked to the empty table in the middle and pretended to be distressed: "It's a pity, it's a pity, I really want to enjoy my sister's glamorous blessings, but I'm afraid that I will be a short-lived ghost in the future." ”
"In the future. A pun on the word, and everyone laughed dumbly.
Another voice sounded, it was still a daughter's house, and the voice was good, like a jade bead on the plate.
"Brother Qin is so determined, I don't know how many winds and waves of butterflies there are in the whole Ghost Fox City, and I fell under Sister Liyue's skirt, but I didn't expect to be planted under Brother Qin's hands, which is really comforting. ”
Obviously, the heroic woman in front of her and Nangong Liyue are the same opponent.
"Yo, Sister Ling'er, who is determined to become a nun and become a female bodhisattva, is she going to fight with me for a man?" Nangong Liyue said shockingly, and it was really a stone that shook a thousand waves.
Xiangming Lane, the street where Yi Fangting is located, suddenly resounded with panicked screams on the street, and many pedestrians gave way. Three ancient beasts rampaged through the streets, followed by a majestic army of iron horsemen.
The group opened the way with ancient beasts, and the one headed by the one was a white-fronted tiger with a hanging neck. There is a middle-aged man sitting on it, and he is Yang Bao.
On the left and right sides of the tiger are a green-faced fox and a big fat pig, and on top are Tang Yutang and Yang Huairen.
With Yang Huairen's weight, ordinary horses can carry him galloping, so his mount is also an ancient beast, perhaps his vision is more tricky, and the selected mount is suddenly a kind of pig, a kind of blood atavism, a pig that can fly.
A flying pig isn't a pig yet!
"Brother Qin, Ghost Fox City Yang Mansion, you only need to pay attention to two people, one of them is the number one dog-headed military advisor in Yang Mansion, Tang Yutang, known as the elegant scribe, this person is scheming and difficult to guard. ”
"Second, you have already seen it, it is the Roshan of Yang Mansion, known as a compassionate and kind person. The mantra, I am the most kind-hearted, they all say that a fat person is a fat man with a wide heart, honest and honest, but he is indeed ruthless and unscrupulous in order to achieve his goals. ”
"In the end, it's Yang Bao, your titular second uncle, although he is a rough and fine person, but he relies on his fists to deal with things, and he likes to kill the most!" Another prince of the family spoke, and briefly said for Qin Yi, the information of the main figures in the Yang Mansion, "As long as Qin Tie is determined to be the city lord of this Ghost Fox City, our thirteen families will definitely help." ”
Roar, a tiger roar, everyone's eyes lit up, the main lord is coming.
A noisy but powerful footsteps sounded, and a big man in bright silver armor appeared in Qin Yi's eyes, and behind him suddenly followed an old man, and the other person was an old acquaintance.
"Hey, it's really rare that today, you nephews, can put down the gap between each other and gather together. Yang Bao looked at the children of various families in the hall, his face was very gloomy, and his tone was even more yin and yang.
"Uncle Yang, okay!" All the sons and daughters of the family stood up and saluted, but Qin Yi's nostrils were facing the sky, sitting in the center, and he didn't move.
"Boy, who are you, when you see the Ghost Fox City Lord, you dare not be polite?" Tang Yutang's eyes were cold, and he asked in a preemptive voice.
"Boy, who??" Qin Yi was confused, shook his head and looked around, and finally slapped the folding fan on the table, and said, "Do you mean me?"
"It's not you, who else?" Tang Yutang asked knowingly, he had seen Qin Yi's portrait dozens of times, how could he not know!
"Tang Yutang is right? Are you a piece of dung? You still have to fart when you shit? Who is Ben Shao, you don't even know it, and you dare to appear here?" Qin Yi sneered, he didn't even want me to report to my home? Do you want to be the first to take the lead?
"A piece of, Qin Dashao should be more elegant with your style, so vulgar and meaningful, it's too intoxicating. Nangong Liyue covered her nose and vomited, her expression very exaggerated.
"When you shit, how do you fart? No, no, Mr. Tang is obviously a person, how can he use the metaphor of dung, it doesn't work, it doesn't work!"
"There is such a saying, called squirting feces all over his mouth, he is not, what is it?" Qin Yi said coldly, posing, wanting to reason with the girl.
"Oh...... So that's the case!" Everyone else showed abrupt expressions, "It turns out that in the realm of scolding, you can do without dirty words, Brother Qin is really superior!"
"You ......"
"What am I, Ben Shao invited your master to a banquet today, are you qualified to talk to me?" Qin Yi picked up the folding fan from the table, shook it slightly, shook it a few times, his eyes fell on Yang Bao, and said, "You let Ben Shao salute an acting city lord, can he accept it?"
"Hah...... Ha ......" Yang Bao laughed loudly and said: "It turned out to be my Qin Yi's nephew, they are all a family, Mr. Tang doesn't know, more forgive, more forgiving." ”