Chapter 105: Cool Work
The two members of the entire "Time and Space Task Force" stayed in the car and pondered countermeasures. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
After a while, Zong Fang pushed the car door and greeted a female Taoist priest in a yellow shirt, "Hello fellow Daoist, my name is Zong Fang." There is indeed an urgent matter on this trip, and I want to find Venerable Zhizheng who came to watch the ceremony. Look, can you be accommodating?"
The female Taoist priest swiped in the tablet, "Well, Master Zhizheng is a guest of honor of Buddhism, and he came here instead of Master Xingduan, and he is in there at the moment." I can call and see. ”
Zong Fang went back to the car and waited, preoccupied, and said, "Comrade Shao Jinfu......"
"Don't, just call me Spoon. Comrade Tombstone, our rules remain the same. ”
Zong Fang smiled dumbly, "How did you have such a code name?
"Nope. It's been decades, and since the end of the induction, it's this codename. I was born in a Taoist sect, and then something happened, I was forced to leave, and I was recruited by the former director of 749. I have a different background from your professional class, and the case-handling methods are more complicated, and the instructor said that my knowledge structure is a mess, so I have this code name, Big Spoon...... What about you? Did you call it a tombstone because you shot too hard?"
"Not really. Don't be afraid to speak up...... I've had four partners, all of whom died in the line of duty, and I'm still standing here, so it's called a tombstone. ”
The left side of the spoon's face twitched quickly, and the word that pulled the white beard was warped, which was very obvious. "Ho-ho, don't be afraid! I've already died once anyway. The quota has been used up ......"
Zong Fang felt that the word "quota" was very interesting, but he didn't think much about it, and nodded, "Let's not use honorifics in the future, let's change 'you' to 'you', at least within the 'beetle group'." ”
"Okay!" Spoon was a crisp old man, no nonsense, which made Zong Fang very satisfied.
At this time, the two were still outside the valley, and there was no fairy canopy to block the signal.
A buzzing vibration sounded, Zong Fang took out the special service customized mobile phone, unlocked the fingerprint in an instant, and an internal notice jumped out - "In the Tianshui section of the Lanxi Expressway, there is an abnormal weather locally, and the traffic flow is interrupted. The local meteorological department could not give a reasonable explanation and has asked the relevant departments to participate in the investigation. (749 press, nearby special service can help)"
"Does it matter?" asked Spoon in the back seat.
"It's okay, blue level, don't worry about it for now. Zong Fang put down his phone and looked anxiously into the Mixed Yuan Immortal Valley.
In the distance, a battery tour bus drove out. Before he could stop steadily, a tall figure jumped out of the car, with a tiger's body and ape arms, and he was nine feet tall - of course, the ancient ruler.
The man walked in a panic, like a hungry bear coming out to find something to eat, and from time to time he stroked his furry hair with his big hand. Looking at this straight Chinese standing collar, Zong Fang couldn't help but laugh out loud - isn't it who is it?
She hurriedly opened the car door, jumped out of the car, first pulled the corners of her clothes, and then brushed her hair before smiling and catching up. She didn't notice that in the car behind her, Big Spoon stared at the behavior of the two of them, and showed a hint of a smile.
Zhizheng found Zong Fang and immediately became dignified. Ten meters apart, first stand still with one palm, close your eyes and pronounce the Buddha's horn before continuing forward.
Zong Fang didn't seem to buy this set, squinted his eyes and asked lightly, "The master has always been good?"
"Okay, good, so good! This festival will have eating, drinking, and playing, and beautiful women like ...... Ahem, the master is like a cloud, and it looks good!"
In Zhizheng's eyes, this little girl is very beautiful today, although she is slightly thin, her waist and hip curves are more firm and perfect, it seems that Ji Dan has worked.
He himself has benefited from the cultivation of Jie Dan, and he has felt it very deeply recently. The already burly body is more vigorous and powerful, and the blood, muscles and flesh are all gained. The gestures are full of confidence, and even the power of the "heart punishment" has increased greatly, how can you not be happy!
Zong Fang didn't take him back to the car to talk, and walked side by side in the direction of the valley, and lowered his voice, "Let's Danyuan...... Are you all right?"
In Danyuan, Zhizheng is also a newcomer in the same period, and when he hears the word "we", he is a little unaccustomed, but he is a little excited from nowhere. "Well, it's all good, and it's a big face. In the past few days, there has been a lot of chaos, and there have been several limelights. Hey, hey, it's really funny! It's a pity that I don't have anything to do, alas-"
These words made Zong Fang very curious, and under questioning, Zhi Zheng gushed endlessly, telling her about the adventures of the days. The great monk is eloquent, and the words are heroic and rough, talking about the rise, even comparing and spraying, and the sound and picture are played back synchronously, which is better than Teacher Shan Tianfang.
Seeing that Zong Fang listened seriously and smiled happily, Zhi Zheng was very proud, and suddenly stopped blowing water and slapped his head, "By the way, Red Sleeves, Adu and Aya, the little three, have gone out of the valley in advance-"
These words came abruptly, Zong Fang was stunned, "What 'little three'? Where did they go?"
"Hehe, they are not related to each other, but they are like a family, what do you call the little three? Well, Adu has a righteous brother, who is from the Zhengyi Maoshan Sect, and said that this place is dangerous, and he needs to be escorted back early. ”
A feeling of uneasiness came to his heart, and Zong Fang immediately asked, "Will the four of them go to Maoshan together?"
"No, no, no, don't worry. She and the Maoshan delegation of about 30 people, walking together, should be fine. But ......"
"But what?"
"I heard that I didn't go back to Maoshan directly, it seems that I went to Hangzhou to do something first. I just walked for a long time, I set off yesterday evening, and it is now early in the morning, if I drive, I will probably go out of Qinghai, through Gansu, and to Shaanxi. ”
Speaking of this, the great monk saw that Zong Fang stopped, and he also stopped and asked, "What's wrong?"
He didn't hear it, just now in Zong Fang's mind, there was a ding, and several streams of information collided together, twisted into a thin red line, flickering like a police lamp.
Different voices echoed at the same time - "In the Tianshui section of the Lanxi Expressway, there is abnormal weather locally, and the traffic flow is interrupted. The local meteorological department could not provide a reasonable explanation...... This is dangerous and needs to be escorted...... It's early in the morning, and if you drive, you'll probably go out of Qinghai, Gansu, and Shaanxi......"
Tianshui, located in Gansu near the border of Shaanxi, if it is not good!
Zong Fang turned around and walked quickly to his car, stopped suddenly, turned around and instructed, "I'll go to Tianshui to do something, and I'll come back to you." You say hello to Brother Hu and them on my behalf. Well, there's ...... You drink less and stay sober. ”
This change was sudden, looking at the car that was leaving quickly, Zhi Zheng scratched his head, and said to himself, "Okay, try to take as few sip as possible, you ...... Just gone?" The morning breeze blew, scattering the words on the side of the road.
In the Tianshui section of the Lanxi Expressway, the fog is still trapped.
A handsome figure, facing several confused humans, said loudly, "That's right, it's me." ”
After speaking, he stroked his crotch with his hand, posed in a riotous pose, and sang,
“you can callhoney, but you'redamn good for me――dangerous!the girlso dangerous!”
Everyone was drunk, but he was the only one who was awake.
"Oh my God! It's really you! I've seen your concert! In Taiwan, I flew over from Hong Kong!" "Big star Lin Zhenying, who has degenerated into a little fan at this moment, jumped off the driver's seat and walked excitedly towards the mystery guest.
"Oh yes, Taiwan, fanatical fans, good night. However, at that time, I could only speak one sentence in Chinese, that is--I love you!" As if returning to the scene, the mysterious man suddenly straightened his chest, spread his arms back, stood on tiptoe, as if he wanted to fly in the air, and shouted the last three words to the sky with all his might.
The shape continued to change, he lowered his head and hugged his arms and cheeks, and raised his eyes to look at Lin Zhenying, "Now, how is my Chinese......?"
Suddenly, there was a metal crisp sound behind him, and from behind the high-speed guardrail that was broken by the impact of the explosion on the left side, a "Morphed King Kong" stood up, startling everyone.
Du Yuan shook his body and shook the truck radiator grille on his chest. He flicked his arm and dropped a rearview mirror. Finally, spit out a few pieces of broken glass from your mouth. With a swollen face, he stared at everyone on the highway stupidly.
At this moment, he was in a trance, this scene was too absurd-
A former world-class emperor superstar is chatting with a former Hong Kong movie star, and a beautiful woman from the Shunzhi period of the former Qing Dynasty is listening...... What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, important things say three times!
The brains that have been hit by a close-range explosion are obviously not enough. Calm Calm Calm Calm ......
"Wow Ou - young man, it was beyond my expectations! You didn't die in such a big explosion? Alas, it seems that I am still at the level of apprenticeship, when will I be able to turn positive?" This ghostly "Maikou" has the same personality as the deity before his death, with no concealment and lack of scheming.
Red Sleeves finally came to her senses, and the superstar of the twentieth century was far less attractive to her than Adu. She cheered, pounced, and hugged Du Yuan tightly, not caring about the eyes of others.
Du Yuan let her hug her, still looking at the Mai buckle stupidly, showing symptoms of the late middle and second stages.
"Ahem, that's not going to be easy...... You love each other so much, how can I do it?" said a sincere hesitation on his face, as if he was deeply uneasy about his next behavior.
Red Sleeves asked, pulled his head out of Du Yuan's arms suddenly, and twisted towards Mai Kou, "What do you mean? What do you want to do? You are from the Mixed Yuan Palace?"
Mai Button laughed innocently, and her voice was like a hen hugging her nest. "Giggles, how could it be, what a mixture, what a palace...... Oops, I'm happy. I was just ordered to take this gentleman, and this, this, and the three of you. He pointed to Du Yuan outside the guardrail, Lin Zhenying in front of him, and Chun Yufan who was still on the roof of the car.
"Whose order!" Listening to the tone, Red Sleeves was reluctant.
"Who's going to me? Giggles, who else can instruct me - let's put it this way, I'm applying for a cool job, and it's an internship. Well, alas, I've already messed up the first two missions, and this time, I can't make any more mistakes. Otherwise, I'm going to lose my job......"
When Lin Zhenying heard this, he came to his senses a little, temporarily suppressed the star-chasing mentality, turned around and glanced at Chun Yufan, stretched out a finger and poked his head.
Chun Yu knew when he boarded the fan, decisively bit his middle finger, drew a blood mark on his eyebrows, said something in his mouth, and shouted softly, "Open!"
But seeing the bloodstains on his eyebrows, he opened the eye of heaven again-