There are no gentlemen, no villains, only special hypocrites in the country of gentlemen. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the early morning, the obscene old Zhang Tou pushed the cart and took his granddaughter to occupy the position of the central street early, set up the tables and chairs, prop up the cloth hanging, and wrote: "Pinching your fingers can lead to ghosts, the eyes of the sky can see the stars, the iron mouth is the world's affairs, and I am the road for God." ”

The obscene old man put on a crown and wet his temples with his hands dipped in water, looking like a master, but every time a big girl came out, he stretched his neck in a panic and looked at it, staring at people's breasts and buttocks, which attracted a lot of scolding.

The old man was not ashamed, leaned back, scolded and said: "I'm still afraid of people looking at me when I'm long, I'm sorry, if I change my young time, when I'm handsome and chic, I can't beg me to see me touch, but what kind of people are we, Zhang Dadao, born as a big road, three or two flesh before and after, don't touch!"

"Phew, shameless old rascal. All the big and small women spat at him, but Lao Dao closed his eyes and listened happily to the sound of heaven and earth.

As long as the child pinched his waist and wanted to call his father, the hypocrites in the country of the gentleman were all scared like their father, stuffing copper coins and sugar gourds, anyway, they couldn't let the children scream.

On the way, I also met a few underage unlucky children, standing in the distance and throwing things at them, spitting, and a few of them took off their pants at Ning Hexi, so that a few people completely understood why this gentleman's country is so shameless, and the emotional childhood education is shameless, although this homework is very practical, but it is really underwhelming.

Although Li Zi is also very naughty, but compared with these is still a little worse, look at the blackened brains of a few people, I feel that I have lost face, and I am kicking people, although I am small, but I still have the strength, and I kicked a few little children crying and shouting to my mother, the most important thing is that my parents came, Li Zi was still angry, and pointed and said: "You wait, I will bring my father to visit the door when I turn back." ”

This frightened the parents of the group of unlucky children, and taught the children a hard lesson.

A group of people passed through the crowd like this, through the night, into the early morning.

The city gate of the Junzi Kingdom was not far in front of him, and the child wrinkled his nose and said, "As soon as you leave, I won't have anything to play again." ”

I rubbed his little head and said, "We will come back, and I will take you to Huaguo Mountain to play." ”

"Really?"

"Really!" Wu Zheng pulled his finger with Li Zi and said with a smile: "There are mountains full of fruits, friends of the mountains, you will definitely like there." ”

"Okay, but how do I think this name is a little familiar, forget it, when I'm older, I'll be able to remember more things, I'm fighting, although you're stupid, it's much better than breaking the stone. Li Zi said seriously.

I didn't care, I just walked forward, but as soon as I took a step, I heard a male voice full of magnetism: "This son, please walk slowly, Poor Dao sees that you have a simple face, but there is a dark air in your eyebrows, this is a disaster." ”

Wu Zheng stopped, turned his head to look at Lao Dao, scratched his head, and asked Xiang Ning Hexi: "Female monster, is this a liar?"

Ning Hexi smiled and nodded, but he was so angry that he jumped to his feet, lost his demeanor, and said with a white face: "You are liars, the poor road is a ghost by pinching your fingers, the sky eye can see the galaxy, and the iron mouth is a Zhang Dadao who counts all the things in the world." ”

The old man was triumphantly immersed in his own narrative, but the little granddaughter reminded in a whisper: "Grandpa, everyone is gone." ”

The old man opened his eyes and saw that several of us were about to walk to the city gate, and his heart was devastated, and he strode after the old man at a speed that the old man should not have, and shouted loudly: "Oh, Hugh go, it seems that I don't have a trick to do the old way, you don't believe the words of your predecessors." ”

"Piercing the stone, the body of the herb, with a five-hundred-year-old transformation, born handsome as a demon, love to wear flower pants, good at using illusion, well, the old way pinched his fingers, Sao Nian, you are still in the place." ”

"Fatty, weighing three hundred, look at your face, you have a unique opportunity, the green hat on your head, the forehead, the green gourd has a pill, every time you are thin will derive a new pill, and you never need a prescription, everything you need, I pinch my fingers, Sao Nian, you are eighteen years old, and you are still in place." ”

Poof

Piercing the stone and the fat man knelt down, hugged the old man's thigh and shouted: "Immortals, seniors, look at when we can get out, why no woman has taken a fancy to us." ”

Lao Dao was very satisfied with this situation, but turned his head sideways and quietly wiped the sweat from his head: "Fortunately, the book handed down by the ancestor is still a little useful, otherwise it would really not be able to scare them." ”

Coughing lightly, Lao Dao rubbed his fingers and said, "This is difficult, but it is necessary to leak the secret of heaven." ”

The fat man and the broken stone obediently offered the silver taels, and the old man weighed it, and the old man smiled with folds: "Broken stone." ”

"The little ones are in. ”

"Your marriage has arrived, but it is not going well, and there are still some setbacks. ”

"Fatty. ”

"Hey, the little one is. ”

"Your marriage is for the old man to see, well, it's still far away, and I can't see it clearly. ”

The fat man was about to cry, and hugged the old thighs tightly: "Senior, you must help me Wangwang Peach Blossom Luck, I don't want to be a single dog." ”

"Well. The old man rubbed his fingers again, and the fat man really scattered all his wealth to know, which immediately caused the old man to laugh, and seriously pinched his fingers, but suddenly his face changed, and he kicked the fat man away, put away the stall, and ran away with his granddaughter.

"Seniors. ”

"Get out of here, you dead fat man, in the future, the old Taoist will see you and beat you once, good granddaughter, run." ”

The little girl is only nine years old, and she doesn't understand how her grandfather, who has always regarded money as his life, would give up money and run away, is it that fat people are poisonous?

Curious, he turned his head to take a look, but just like that, the girl's eyes flashed, and the fat man's eyes straightened, so he looked at you in the crowd one more time, and never forgot your face again.

"Grandpa. The fat man put his hands together and shouted Lao Tao with three and two voices, and even a few of them fell goosebumps.

Lao Dao, who had fled far away, was almost planted on the ground, pushing the cart and slipping into the alley: "Dead fatty, don't let me see you again." ”

The fat man was very melancholy: "My God-given marriage, come back to the dead old man, I ...... I'm desolate. ”

I'm fighting for a few people to stay like this, is the fat man's spring really coming?

"Fatty?"

"Hmm. ”

"They're gone. ”

"I know, but the dead old man has accepted my dowry, and I will find him at the ends of the earth. The fat man regained his fighting spirit and roared viciously.

I scratched my head and looked at Ning Hexi: "Do you still want a dowry?"

"Nonsense, of course. ”

Wu Zheng suddenly became melancholy, lowered his head in silence, and slowly kicked the stones forward.

"Wu Zheng, what's wrong with you?" the fat man who was still staring with his feet crossed pulled through the stone to follow me.

I looked behind me and whispered, "I'm worried about the dowry." ”

The fat man suddenly cried and wailed again, pierced the stone and looked at the sky speechlessly, and Ning Hexi pursed his lips and chuckled in the distance, walked to the city gate with the child, and said to him: "Lizi, go back." ”

"Well, be careful on the road, and the old man just now, be careful, it's going to be troublesome if you're really worried. Li Zi said softly: "That old man, he is a strange man in our gentleman's country, known as a real villain who abducts and cheats him, but my father likes him very much." ”

"Well, I know, in this gentleman's country, it is more pleasing to cheat the real villain than the hypocrite, and he also gave the fat man an opportunity that he sometimes had to have in his life, and he is worthy of the fat man. ”

Li Zi nodded as if he didn't understand, and then waved at Wu Zheng and shouted: "Wu Zheng, you and Sister He Xi are also an encounter that sometimes needs to happen in life, so hurry up and prepare the dowry." ”

Wu Zheng's face was full of melancholy, and Ning Hexi tapped his little head, and said silently: "You little brat, let's go, I Zheng promised you, we will do it." ”

Li Zi nodded heavily, looked at the backs of the four of them, and suddenly shouted: "Sister He Xi, you also like my fight, you have to start in advance for such an honest person, otherwise his dowry will not be ready, and the dowry will be sent to Wuzheng." ”

As soon as he shrank his neck, Li Zi ran away, and on this day, the city gate of the Junzi Kingdom fell from the sky, and a big sword stood obliquely, cutting open the earth for hundreds of miles, and three days later, the big sword flew away, so scared that Li Zi didn't dare to go out, and kept staying at home and muttered carefully: "Women are so stingy." ”

"Haha, who let you provoke, bastard remember later, don't mess with women if you can fight tigers. Li Jing shook his head gloomily and sighed.

Li Zi comforted: "Don't think about my mother, isn't there still me here!"

"Yes, I'm even sadder to have you stinky boy. ”

"Haha, serious about something?"

"What's the matter?"

"Father. ”

"Speak well. ”

"Ha, Dad, although I have immortal roots, but we don't plan to become immortals, do you have a relationship with him like that, and you also gave the fairy sword mastery?"

"You don't understand, do you think that the immortal roots of Huaguo Mountain are so easy to be taken away, even the giant clan can't do it, but it just appeared on my body, I calculated that many powerful immortals and Buddhas have been reborn, and there will be a catastrophe in a hundred years, maybe whether you can survive it or not, it's all on this stupid guy." ”

Li Zi lifted his belly pocket and cooled down, nibbling on a piece of cut watermelon, and the stupid look of Wu Zheng always appeared in his mind: "Is he really good? By the way, Dad, I'm going to take a bath in the East China Sea, and I'll keep dinner for me." ”

"Go, hey, Donghai, stinky boy, don't you just take the Chaotian Aya in a circle, you don't have mana, but you can't beat the group of evil people in the Dragon Palace, alas, it's just that the old man hasn't taken a bath for a long time, bring a swimsuit to cool off in the summer......"