Thirty thousand miles away, an old man and a young man were walking on the sand with a cart, but slowly the sloppy old man stopped with an ugly face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Grandpa, aren't you lost again?"

The old man rubbed his hands and said shamelessly: "How can it, grandpa was young, but the green shirt and sword went to the end of the world, I haven't been anywhere, I can still get lost, it's a joke, I'll tell you girl, we are on the road." ”

"Grandpa, you won't lie to me again, you said you ran into a monster last time, but in the end you found out that you went to an underground cave, dripping water on your head, don't scare me this time." ”

The old man was embarrassed and pulled his beard and said, "Girl, that was an accident. ”

"What about last time?"

"Ahem, it's an accident. ”

"Okay, then this time it's also an accident, grandpa strode forward bravely. ”

"......" The old man looked at the sky helplessly, suddenly his beard trembled, he pushed up the car and ran, the little girl was just about to speak and saw the giant bird passing by the sky, the giant bird was hideous and terrifying, the iron beak was in the air, stained with countless blood, and what was even more terrifying was that there was a young yellow-robed monk sitting on the back of the giant bird.

The monk's gaze was stagnant, looking at the sky from afar, setting off a violent wind, and suddenly passed, the giant bird flew by, but the old man ran faster, the little girl was puzzled, turned her head and looked again, only to see a giant running on the ground like flying, and the body of more than ten zhang stepped on the earth, chasing the giant bird and the monk with all his might.

"Grandpa, run, the big guy is about to hit me. ”

The old man howled bitterly: "Tu Dun!"

A cloud of light flashed, even the people with the car all drilled into the ground, suddenly disappeared, when the reappearance was thousands of miles away, although the crisis passed, but the old man holding the talisman still trembled his legs, looked up at the Dao Dao strong figure like a meteor, and muttered: "Something is wrong, I didn't expect the temptation of the fairy root to be so big, the immortals, immortals, don't do things are also broken head grabbing!"

"Grandpa, what are you talking about?"

The old man put away the talisman seal and sighed lightly: "It's nothing, girl, let's go, go to the East China Sea, Buddhism was born, giants compete, plus other people with ghosts, and then there are a few masters and apprentices who were born, this world is going to be lively, I don't know if there can be a pure land in the world." ”

"Walk gently, laugh loudly, you fight for immortals, I will be a man, the old man is fast, haha......"

The little girl sat in the car, eating sugar gourds, and laughed secretly: "Grandpa, you are going the wrong way again, but it's okay, I can see the fat brother again, Giant Pig City, we are here......"

In the Qinglou of the Giant Pig City, I sat at the table nervously, carefully dodging the flirtation of the flower girl, and said to the master: "Master, let's come here secretly, if the female monster knows, I will die." ”

"The third child, I have to teach you well for the teacher, what women are you afraid of, men living at home is the same as walking the rivers and lakes, there must be no restraints, as the saying goes, men fly freely in the world, how can it be because the house finches dare not fly, the heart lacks wings and the fan does not move, which is a good man in heaven and earth. ”

"Well, Master, I always think that if your words are heard by the master, you will die!"

Tang Seng touched his short hair, and suddenly became arrogant: "Tell you, even if your master is standing in front of me, I dare to say that!"

I retreated in fear, and slipped to the door early, and Nunu said, "Bald, I bet you're going to be finished." ”

"Little bastard, dare to curse Lao Tzu, be careful and wait to clean you up. ”

"Bald Master, you're really going to be finished. The fat man grinned hard.

Tang Seng finally realized that something was wrong, but the master is the master, and said without changing his face: "You all listen well, the reason why the teacher dares to say this in front of your master is because we don't have anything to be afraid of, but more about mutual respect and love, and we have space for each other, do you know what this is called, this is called love." ”

As he spoke, Tang Seng slowly turned his head, pretending to be surprised, but quickly reined in, lowered his head and sighed: "Daughter-in-law, why are you here, alas, these little guys are still too young, I don't have a good education." ”

"Really?" The queen was flickered by Tang Seng, obviously not very angry, but she still didn't believe it and wondered.

Tang Seng immediately nodded solemnly: "Of course, think about our loving years, if you don't teach them where they will know the happiness of love, okay, today's education will come here first, let's go home." ”

As he spoke, he picked up his glass and drank the last drink, patted his buttocks, and headed out first.

"Master, you can't leave yet, can you?"

"Third child, it's very sad for you to be a teacher like this, He Xi's little girl is here, you still have to stay in the Qinglou and not leave, is it appropriate?"

Wu Zheng was quite speechless, glanced at the female monster next to him who looked unkind, and hurriedly ran over and squatted and whispered, "It's not Master, we can't pay our bills, right?"

"Haha, what a debt, does it have anything to do with me, hurry up. Tang Seng squeezed his eyebrows.

But I didn't understand, and said, "Master, you're unreasonable like this." ”

"It's domineering, third, don't be mistaken. ”

"Oh, okay, it's domineering, in the past, you took our senior brother to the Qinglou to drink flower wine and asked the second senior brother to pay the silver, but now you don't pay it directly, but today you still called the girl and didn't give it, is it really appropriate?"

Tang Seng was dumbfounded, a jade hand quietly climbed on his soft underbelly, twisted it fiercely, grinned in pain, looked at the stupid apprentice squatting in front of him, and burst into tears: "Third child, it's better not to recover your memory." ”

"Hmph, men are not good things, Shenwuzi, wait for me when you go home!" The queen glared at her viciously, and then took Ning Hexi's jade hand and left the Qinglou.

"Sister, is it okay to not give face to your seniors like this?"

"What's not to do, sister, you have to remember, in front of unfamiliar outsiders, you must save face for men, but in front of familiar people, you don't have to stay, as the so-called you dare to scream, I will treat you, that's the truth, otherwise you won't go to heaven." ”

"Oh. Ning Hexi's eyes flashed, and she didn't know what she had come up with with her brain.

After the two girls left, Wu Zheng was going to go home, but he didn't want the master, who was almost in tears just now, to pat his ass and say, "Keep drinking." ”

"Master, aren't you afraid if you don't go back?"

"The third child, you are stupid, you are angry now, go back and clean up, give them some time to calm down first. ”

“......”

The third child was speechless with the broken stone and the fat man, so he had to look up at the sky, but the girl in the Giant Pig City didn't dare to stay anymore, and several people forced the fat man to pay and leave, and the four of them sat on the table and drank wine, the wine tasted spicy and choked to the extreme, but it was in line with the style of the Giant Pig City.

"Master, I remember that you couldn't stand the sky on your head the most, and the Buddha couldn't do it at the beginning, how can you bear it now with a master?"

Tang Seng glanced at Wu Zheng, and said helplessly: "Third child, why can't you improve your IQ, the curly hair at the beginning was imposed on me by the sky, and now your master is the heaven I chose by myself, do you understand the difference?"

Wu Zheng shook his head very seriously, Tang Seng had to drink to suppress his temper, and educated: "In the previous life, I wished that the top of my head would always be the blue sky and white sun, and the foot would always be the golden avenue, but unfortunately I couldn't do it, and in the end it was the monkey who helped me do it, but in this life, I did it myself, the third child, when I see everything that belongs to your master every day, her beauty, her happiness, her happiness, the top of my head is really the blue sky and the white sun, which is much better than becoming an immortal and a Buddha." ”

"Master, why do you still have Grandpa Dashu, including the child Li Zi, who doesn't want to become an immortal and a Buddha, isn't the immortal Buddha carefree and has the best life?"

"Ha, people live for a hundred years, joy, anger and sorrow, immortals live for a lifetime, no sorrows and no joys, too forgetful, bullshit is not!"

"Master. ”

"The third child, the word Immortal Buddha has a human character, why?" Tang Seng had already seen the unreasonable pursuit of his stupid apprentice in this life, and took this opportunity to bother to correct it, without waiting for his answer, and continued: "Because the Immortal Buddha is also a human being, but everyone has seven emotions and six desires, and it is precisely because of this that people can be called human beings, indifferent and ruthless, like bullshit, and think that they are high, and the chair under the ass is really sitting in the sky." ”

"Master, you are speaking more and more rudely. ”

"The words are not rough, after two lives as a person, only to understand for the teacher, rather for a hundred years to carry people, not to be a thousand years of celibacy immortals, the third child, need to know more than the sky, love is heavier than the earth, the road of this life for the teacher can not lead you through, you need to think about it yourself, immortals, not necessarily the best choice......"

Carrying the wine jug, the white clothes walked down the Qinglou leisurely, the previous life drank wine into the Qinglou, this life lifted the wine and went down the Qinglou, not to be a monk, to be a love saint!

"Master, the girl's money has been paid, but the wine money has not been paid......" The third child rubbed his hands and shouted, but Tang Seng disappeared directly after getting off the Qinglou.

"You want me to pay for the drink, don't be stupid!"

Poor Wu Zheng was cheated by the master again, but fortunately, there were two fox friends by his side, and he had to help him pay, and then the three of them left with a lot of hearts, and everyone had a question in their hearts.

"Could it be that the immortal that everyone longs for is not as beautiful as imagined?"

Under the blazing sun overhead, the three of them hugged the back of their heads, looking up at the sky, whether the immortal is good or not, they have to go to that step first, it's a big deal to become an immortal and then become a mortal.

"I'm really a genius, third, rushing forward!"

Under the sun, the young man sweated like rain, galloping all the way to the east.