Seventy-one, big black
Seventy-one, big black
"Yang Gongzi Guigeng's geometry?"
"I was born in the third year of Wude, and now I am in the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, and I am already seventeen years old. ”
"Is it really seventeen years old? I have lived for 10,000 years without a support for Qi, and I have never seen such a change in my son...... Such a peculiar person, hey, admire, admire. ”
The water monkey said for a while, and almost said "so changeable", but fortunately, he reacted in time and changed it to "so peculiar".
He is getting more and more confident now, the little scholar in front of him who is still holding his belly has obviously not reached the infancy stage where he can practice the art of change, but he is a little worried that the art of change will lose to him again.
Lao Bai and the old yellow man became old and fine, and naturally noticed the change in the mood of the water monkey, and hurriedly came over to cheer him up, Lao Bai said:
"Brother Wuzhiqi, don't be discouraged. The first two games were his tricks, if it were about real skills, you would have won. This third game is compared to the art of change, brother, you have practiced for ten thousand years, although you have not completed the tribulation, you are also a demon immortal body, and he, my bad master, is just a small cultivator who has just gathered Jindan, how can he understand the art of change? In the third game, you will win!"
"Yes, yes, continue to compare with him! My master I know that not only does he not know the Dao, but he has not even cultivated the Dao, his cultivation is all eaten, if you want to say that the Xia Ju soars and changes the shape, I really haven't seen him use it. ”
"You, you, you two are not ashamed, this is a naked betrayal!"
Lao Bai Lao Huang retorted:
"We're just telling the truth, and that's called honesty. ”
Yang Qi was in a hurry, but the water monkey Wuzhi Qi felt down-to-earth in his heart, it turned out that this strange person really didn't know how to change. But if you cultivate to the infancy stage, as long as you can get guidance by chance, you can learn one or two changes. I saw Lao Bai, Lao Huang, and the water monkey Wuzhiqi bowed their heads and whispered, as if they had reached some kind of consensus, and then they all turned around and laughed at Yang Qi a few times, and then heard Lao Huang shout:
"Change!"
Then the little man in yellow clothes and yellow hat turned into a yellow bird with yellow feathers and yellow beak, circling and flying, singing crisp and pleasant songs.
Lao Bai also continued to shout:
"Change!"
He also turned into a white white pigeon, and he also spread his wings and shuttled, passing in front of Yang Qi's eyes from time to time, "clucking", as if laughing at him.
The water monkey Wuzhi Qi also shouted:
"I'll have one too, change!"
It turned into a goshawk, with blue and black wings, a steel beak and iron claws, and a sideways (song) body. How dare the yellow oriole and the white dove fly in the air, and they quickly appeared in their original forms, and the change of the Wuzhi Qi was really magical.
After an eagle's roar, the goshawk retracted its wings and fell, revealing the water monkey dharma body. Lao Bai and Lao Huang applauded in unison, and the little heartless Xiao Hei also ran over, wagging his tail, looking like he was also complimenting the water monkey.
Yang Qi rolled his eyes and glared at them a few times, he had already been seen by those big and small demon beasts. Lao Huang and Lao Bai ignored him, but said to the water monkey again:
"Brother Wuzhi Qi is really powerful, your eagle-shaped god has it, if you don't see it with your own eyes, you can also say that it is a fairy mountain divine bird. But I don't know what else will change you, brother?"
The water monkey was praised by them a little fluttering, and flicked the lock of hair on his forehead back, and said in a chic manner:
"Speaking of my change technique, it can be regarded as a guide from a master, and it has a number of heavenly gangs. But whatever is in this world, as long as I have seen it, there is nothing that cannot be changed. Say, what do you want to see?"
"What's the point, what's the point?"
Yang Qi interrupted them and said with a dissatisfied face.
"Of course it's better, Brother Wuzhiqi, hurry up and compare with me, the ironclad master. ”
"Well, Yang Gongzi, let's start to test the art of change, but I don't know what you want to change first? Flying in the sky, running on the ground, or swimming in the water?"
"You will change all of this, according to you?"
"Of course, as long as you can say it, I can conjure it. ”
Yang Qi had also learned the seventy-two kinds of change Xuangong, but his own cultivation was too low, and he only memorized the cumbersome mantra and mental method. Hey, this water monkey knows that he can't change, so he has to come up with his own question to show off the change technique to himself, showing off the bullying of people.
No, if you lose the game like this, it's a small matter to let those demon beasts get free, so if you can't subdue the water monkey, you will have to be a slave to Wei Qinghua. Yang Qi thought about it again and again, and said to the water monkey:
"There's an animal I only know what it looks like, but I don't know what it's called, can you conjure it?"
"If you can tell what it looks like, I can conjure it. ”
"Okay, then let's change it, win or lose at once! This animal, it has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night. ”
“......”
Wu Zhiqi was dumbfounded, what kind of animal is this? Lao Huang and Lao Bai are also confused, in fact, don't talk about them, even the big demon Venerable Wei Qinghua who was watching the play on the side has never heard of it, there are such strange animals in this world? Four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? That Xiao Hei also looked down at his four legs, and then tilted his head to think about why these legs were still more and less for a while, with a blank look.
That Lao Bai is usually conceited and well-read, and he always feels that there is no truth in the world that he doesn't know, and this time he is also confused. After discussing it for a long time, a few people still couldn't figure out what kind of animal it was, and how could it change that Wuzhiqi?
The water monkey saw that there was no way, so he had to say to the strange man Yang Qi:
"What kind of thing are you talking about? I can't change it, Yang Gongzi or you should change it." If you can conjure that animal, I'll make you your master!"
Yang Qi was a little embarrassed and said:
"Then I've changed, look carefully!"
He took his swollen belly and spun it around three times, then gasped and said:
"Alright. ”
Wu Zhiqi, Lao Huang, Lao Bai, Xiao Hei, and the invisible Wei Qinghua looked at it with wide eyes for a long time, but they didn't notice any changes in Yang Qi?
"Young Master Yang, did you forget to recite the mantra?
"No need, it's getting better, I drank too much just now, I'm tired!"
The water monkey and Lao Bai and Lao Huang looked at each other, confirming to each other that they were not mistaken, and that Yang Qi had not changed at all! Lao Bai said to Yang Qi:
"What have you changed, you're not a human being?"
"You're right, the animal I'm talking about isn't a human. ”
Lao Bai stood on the spot for a moment, as if he had captured something, and then he understood, and shouted to Yang Qi:
"Oh my God, you're cheating again!"
Then he said to the water monkey and Lao Huang with a sad face:
"Brother Wuzhiqi, I'm afraid that you will be like me and Lao Huang Xiaohei, and recognize that treacherous boy as the master. ”
Wu Zhiqi and Lao Huang hurriedly asked what was wrong, and Lao Bai sighed and said:
"Hey, you've fallen for my shameless master, what he just said was a riddle, that shameless animal, it's a human. ”
That's right, morning actually refers to the birth of a person, that is, the use of both hands and feet, when a person grows up, it is noon, he walks on two legs, and when he is old, it is equivalent to night, and he lives with a cane like three legs. Yang Qi was really shameless for a while, and used a riddle to scold the water monkey.
"Hey......"
Wuzhi Qi sighed, no matter how you say it, you lost to that shameless human being, losing is losing, Wuzhi Qi is also the demon king of ten thousand years, naturally he will not deny it, I saw that his body changed, and shrunk to six feet high, he walked to Yang Qi and was about to kneel down, Yang Qi hurriedly stopped. Wu Zhiqi had no choice but to bow his head, clasp his fists and salute:
"The Huai River water monster has no branches, meet the master. ”
"Hey, don't be so polite, you see that old yellow and white, although I am the master and servant, in fact, the boss is not honest, often thinks of himself as an old man, and wants to be my elder, as long as you don't collude with them, I will thank God. ”
After saying this, Yang Qi turned his head and squeezed his eyes at Wei Qinghua on the side, as if to say:
"I've got this water monkey done, daughter-in-law, when are you going to pass the door?"
Wei Qinghua glanced at him, showed his figure, and jumped the water monkey again. That Wei Qinghua said to the water monkey:
"Wuzhiqi, I really think highly of you, who knew that you were also defeated at the hands of this shameless person, and you also affected this girl. I knew that I wouldn't have told Yang Qi that you were in this well. ”
Demon Venerable! Demon Venerable, no wonder the iron rope rolled back an empty futon before, it turned out that this Demon Venerable conjured up a fantasy realm, and there was a supreme existence of the Demon Race hidden around Yang Qi! It seems that he is really qualified to be his own master.
After the Great Demon Venerable Wei Qinghua finished speaking, he turned his face to the old Huang and Lao Bai and said:
"You old monsters, what kind of blind idea did you have to let this shameless Yang Qi have another chance to deceive this poor water monkey, and make this girl want to be his ...... His, well, forget it. ”
Lao Bai and Lao Huang are a little confused, what's wrong with this aunt? Isn't it just that the shameless master has an extra follower? Can she be so angry? How do you know that the shameless Yang Qi not only has an extra follower, but also an extra wife.
Wu Zhiqi still couldn't come back to his senses for a while, but stupidly pointed at Wei Qinghua and stuttered and said:
She ...... She...... Big...... Big...... Demon...... Honorable ......"
"What is she? I said Wuzhiqi, let's not talk about anything else, why do you say that you are so unlucky? Lose to this useless scholar! Look at your unlucky name, Wuzhiqi, no ambition! If you lose, you will lose here, so this girl will change your name, your Dharma body hair is blue, it is better to call it Da Hei. ”
The name of the good land, Wuzhiqi was very depressed and wanted to protest. Lao Bai and Lao Huang agreed with both sides, saying that this is good, if it is still called Wuzhiqi, and the Three Realms know that the dignified Huaihe Water God has become a human pet, what kind of face do you have? Wuzhiqi thought about it and made sense, so he reluctantly accepted this rustic new name - Da Hei. Yang Qi saw that his team was getting stronger and stronger, and he frustrated Wei Qinghua's spirit, so he was naturally very proud, Wei Qinghua glanced at him with disdain, and said to Lao Bai and the others:
"Old white and old yellow, let's go, Da Hei flew up with Xiao Hei. ”
Yang Qi said:
"What about me?"
"You're so handsome, figure it out for yourself. ”
"Hahaha......"
After a burst of refreshing laughter, only the dumbfounded Yang Qi was left standing there alone in the dry well......
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