Chapter 788: Sister Ape, Go Slowly!

He said fiercely:

"Listen, everyone's ears are erected for Lao Tzu, and the tricks are lit up, even if you dig three feet into the ground, you have to find this person, and if you don't chop him into meat pulp, you won't understand the hatred in Lao Tzu's heart!"

However, it turned out that this cruel remark of the master was only to relieve his anger, and did not play any role in the anti-traitor activities of the Great Black Mountain.

The mountain sent a special person to keep an eye on the whole without blinking: from opening the storeroom, checking the ingredients for the first time, and then strictly monitoring all the way to the room, and then watching the chef cut vegetables, put them into the pot, or fry or boil, every process and input was watched by a special person, and then someone watched all the way to the hall, and a special person tried it.

There were no flaws or problems along the way.

Everyone stared at their boss, only to see him eating and drinking fiercely, until the end, there was no problem.

But then, after the master took his teapot and drank a few sips, he fell down again with a grunt! The medical officer hurriedly stepped forward to check it, and helplessly spread his hand: This time it was another hundred days of drunkenness!

God, when did this man move his hands and feet? Just before dinner, I was watching the master drink tea, and it was all right at that time. And the tea is placed on the desk next to the owner.

Everyone shuddered: Is this a human or a ghost? When did such a character appear in Huangcun, it couldn't be that Yiyun himself came up to the mountain? It's terrible!

This person is so ruthless, elusive and pervasive. And unless the bandits can go on the mountain for days without eating or drinking, they will still inevitably suffer.

I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy!

So on the fourth day, the bandits spent a whole day looking for clues, and they were busy until dark, so tired that they couldn't move, but they still got it!

On the fifth day, the poisoner was still not found, but no one dared to eat anything, and it lasted until sunset. Most of them were so hungry that they couldn't walk. The taste is as unbearable as that of whooping drunkenness or laxatives.

In the early morning of the sixth day, all the thieves who got up in the middle of the night to steal food were punished without exception: one porridge bucket was thrown into a hundred days of drunkenness, and the other was given laxatives.

At noon, the head of the bandit, who had been treated by the medical officer and woke up, staggered to the outside of the justice hall, and he looked up at the sky with a black flag in amazement, and always felt that something seemed wrong.

He casually called someone over and said to him, "You show Lao Tzu the black flag, Lao Tzu seems to be a little dazzled." ”

The thief looked up, opened his mouth wide, and did not speak for a long time.

"What's going on. Say!"

"Boss, there are words on the black flag. ”

The man said in shock.

", don't you know that there are words? Look at it, is it 'Megatron Black Mountain'?"

"The head of the house, I, I can't read!"

As soon as the head of the house heard that he was angry, he kicked him hard in the ass and shouted: "Go, find a literate person for Lao Tzu; I'm afraid I'm going to change my sentence!"

The boy went in a panic, and after a while, he ran to the head of the house with a bang, and said breathlessly: "The head of the house, he." He is literate. ”

"Read it to Lao Tzu!"

The man opened his mouth, but said nothing.

The master looked at him strangely: "You can't be illiterate, do you, dare to fool Lao Tzu?"

The man trembled and said, "I know it." That's not a good word. I didn't dare to read it. ”

"What? Lao Tzu's 'Megatron Black Mountain', you actually said something good?"

"When...... Boss, it's not Megatron Montenegro up there. There are ten words in total. ”

"Ten words? Lao Tzu thought he was dazzled! You read it and listen to it, Lao Tzu is illiterate. ”

"Oh, on it, it says: 'The medicine on the mountain has a solution, and the poison in Huangcun is incurable'......"

When the owner heard this, his eyes widened angrily, and he fell on his back with a "bang".

In a panic, the two hurriedly held him up, while shouting anxiously for the medical officer.

Soon, all the leaders who could move came, and under the first aid of the medical officer, the head finally woke up.

"Lao Tzu is fine, but I'm angry. ”

He sighed.

Those present breathed a sigh of relief.

The head of the family then arranged: "From today onwards, drink mountain springs and eat wild fruits, and those who can't resist will go to other villages to grab some from the villagers' pots by themselves, and come back immediately after eating to change to someone else." Lao Tzu didn't believe it, could this man's medicine be pulled up the mountain by a car, and he couldn't use it up?

"Boss, can we still go to Huangcun?"

The head of the house glared at him: "Raise people well first, Huang Village, Huang Village, Lao Tzu and you are not finished!"

......

That night, Yiyun was in the dog's house, and the two of them were lying on the bed talking, when a dark shadow flashed outside the window, and some animal jumped in and landed in front of the bed.

Goudan screamed in surprise: "Ah, it's Sister Ape!" and jumped up from the bed as he spoke.

Yiyun said, "Don't light the lamp. ”

The dog took the gray ape's hand, and they were very tacit and skillful on the ground at the same time.

The dog laughed out loud and laughed merrily.

Only then did Yiyun speak: "Sister Ape has worked hard, Huangcun is really thanks to you, Yiyun has thanked you." ”

The gray ape squeaked a few times, and Yiyun nodded and said, "Okay, I see what you mean." You go to the mountains and recuperate for a few days. Leave the village alone for now, I'll look for you in the old place in a few days. ”

The gray ape squeaked twice, and the dog understood it, and hurriedly said, "Sister Ape, go slowly!"

The gray ape slammed out and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Only then did the dog suddenly realize, and he said excitedly to Yiyun:

"Ah, I see, it turns out that you asked Sister Ape to go to the Great Black Mountain to make trouble. ”

Yiyun smiled and said nothing, but he told the dog not to tell the gray ape.

The two of them fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Yiyun was suddenly woken up by the dog's scream. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Goudan was holding a black cloth flag with the words 'Weizhen Black Mountain' embroidered on it.

Yiyun couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

Even the bandits' banners were snatched back, it seems that Sister Ape has been making trouble on the mountain for so many days, which really made the bandits suffer a big loss!

The dog asked Yiyun, what to do with the black flag of the bandits?

Yiyun pondered for a while, and asked him to find a secret place to store it first, maybe when this thing will come in handy!

The two of them hurriedly washed up, and Yiyun ordered Goudan to still go and take the group of people who were born to step up their training, and they couldn't relax at all. Because the real battle is coming soon. Sweat more now, bleed less then.

Yiyun continued to inspect the village, repeatedly explained some important places, and some of the tails of the project specially arranged people to supervise the completion of the project. (To be continued......)