Chapter 60: The True Face of Xia Diao!
Firefly Club Knife Horse Hall Everyone: "???"
As the bird poop was pulled out, a foul smell swept through the audience!
And it stinks worse than the Momi bird poop that Xia Diao took out! After all, it's fresh and hot!
As we all know, the higher the temperature, the more molecules will be activated and the smell will be emitted faster, so the hot Momi bird poop will naturally stink on top of the smell!
And this smell is almost exactly the same as "spiritual soil"!
The faces of everyone present changed drastically, like a dead father!
“no!”
"Vomit... Wow!..."
"Ah...!This "spiritual soil" is actually bird!"
"Ahh
"Lao Tzu... "Ryoliang's originally calm expression gradually turned pale!
Even though he was strong in his heart and extremely witty, he couldn't accept that he had just eaten bird poop, and he vomited wildly!
As hundreds of people continued to vomit, a large piece of vomit was everywhere, like a natural septic tank!
And because Momi's bird poop has not been in the stomach for a long time, it has not been digested, and the stomach is warm, and it is mixed with stomach acid when it is spit out, and the smell suddenly increases dramatically!
The entire top of Fenglin Mountain was filled with black smoke and miasma, and the violent smell almost spread to the bottom of the mountain!
The scene got out of control for a while!
More than a dozen people of the Thunder Dragon Squad quickly retreated, one by one stinking and skeptical!
"Why are these people throwing up all of a sudden, and spitting? Oh my God!" the black-haired middle-aged man was shocked!
"Oh my God, what the hell happened!" The black-robed young man in the distance also noticed this, and his eyes widened:
"These people are eating!"
- Ding, the host is extremely perverted, poisoning everyone with bird feces and making them doubt their lives, excellent! Get 120,000 excellent points!
- Ding, the host excelled twice in one thing and won the title of junior Xiu'er!
Junior Xiu'er: When you buy extremely perverted items at the system, get a 20% discount!
Host: Xia Diao
Identity: Ordinary person (sand sculpture)
Realm: Level 1 Demon Life (Demon Slave)
Excellent value: 452,000 points
Demons:
Level 1: Demon Eyes, Hell Hare, Abyssal Grass.
Level 2: Water Spirit, Level 3: Dark Armor Wolf.
Location: Local galaxy group, Milky Way, Earth, Huaxia, Wuchuan Province, Yancheng Fenglin Mountain summit.
"450,000?" At this time, Xia Diao also saw his huge excellent value, and a sunny and satisfied smile appeared on his face!
was originally a very sunny and handsome smile, but in the eyes of everyone who saw this scene, he was like a devil!
"Oh my God, that pervert is still laughing!"
"Even Maiga, is he a devil!"
"Look at the crazy things he just did! Now he has a satisfied smile, terrible! Shock!"
The fireflies will be full of incredulity!
But not in the eyes of the other!
"He..."Han Xue looked at Xia Diao with a curious smile on her face:
"He's such a strange person, he always does something unsightly when he spoofs!"
"I'm curious what kind of person he usually is!"
"But... He is still a little handsome when he laughs like this..."Thinking of this, Han Xue's little face turned red!
Suddenly, Han Xue mustered up her courage, and then ran in front of Xia Diao with small steps, her eyes full of little stars:
"Handsome guy, add a huge letter, come to my house for dinner when you have time!"
"Eat?" Looking at Han Xue, who was blushing, Xia Diao was stunned for a moment!
Thinking of the fact that Old Man Han invited him to dinner before, he had a polite and gentlemanly smile on his face, like a successful young man with a successful career:
"It's okay to add a giant letter, but, this... I'm sorry, there are too many people inviting me to dinner, and I need to make a reservation..."
"That's it!" Han Xue looked lost, and did not doubt Xia Diao's words:
"With so many people inviting you to dinner, you must be a big man!"
"Okay then, add a giant letter first, we'll make an appointment when we're free!"
After speaking, the two of them added a huge letter in front of everyone!
The "???" black-robed young man was already numb:
"Can you cheat a sister paper like this?"
"Heaven is gray!How could this happen!How could such a thing happen!Such a perverted can actually attract sister paper!" A young man from the thunder dragon detachment sat down on the ground in a collapsed manner.
"It's... A strange boy!" Uncle Beard touched his forehead helplessly!
"-Ding, the host is extremely perverted, deceiving the simple girl paper in incredible ways, excellent! Get 40,000 excellent points!
"Enough is worth it!"
"Anyway, what is this big golden bird?"
"I just teleported only one Momi Bird!"
Xia Diao looked at the Momi bird and the sand sculpture that had just appeared!
"No matter, it's my carving that appears here!" After speaking, Xia Diao straightened his sleeves, grabbed the carving neck of Momi Bird and Sand Sculpture with his left hand, and calmly walked away from the vomiting fireflies and swordsmen in the hall!
"Quack!"
The neck was grabbed, the sand sculpture was in tears, and struggled frantically!
Whew!
Streams of sand appeared out of thin air and hit Xia Diao's body, but Xia Diao completely ignored them!
However, the people of the Thunder Dragon Squad who had just been shocked were shocked again!
"This eagle actually has B-level supernatural abilities!"
"Alien beast!"
"Who the hell is this kid, why there are such strange beasts, I can't see through... I can't see through it!" Uncle Beard's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he was sure in his heart:
"Such talents must be pulled into my Thunder Dragon Department!"
"Where are you going, you stinky boy!" At this time, an angry voice with grievances came, and the tear-stained Yan Nu stared at Xia Diao:
"Despicable and shameless, we don't need that strange rod if you have the ability, we have a fair duel!"
Yan Nu said angrily, it seems that she still wants revenge!
"I feel heartache when you say that!"
Suddenly, Xia Diao's footsteps stopped, covered his chest with his right hand, and slowly walked towards Yan Nu, looking at her affectionately:
"It's me, it's not right!"
"I'll never let you cry again!"
"I will protect you, take care of you, and don't let you get hurt at all!"
“???”
"What are you talking about, stinky boy! Our eldest sister needs the protection of you bastard?" Hearing this, the black-robed young man was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Xia Diao angrily!
And Han Xue next to him also had a sour look in his eyes:
"He won't really take a fancy to that hot woman!
Thinking of this, Han Xue lowered her head gloomily:
"Also, what do you think, he is so good, how can I be worthy of him as an ordinary woman!
"You..."Yan Nu's reaction was different from that of the black-robed youth, after all, Xia Diao's serious appearance was very handsome!
Because although Xia Diao is a sand sculpture, he is essentially a handsome p!
The skin is fair, the face is angular and angular, and the sword eyebrows are starry!
Looking at Xia Diao's sincere eyes with a dull face, her cheeks flushed, and she thought:
"Is this guy a new man?"
"He's not going to take a fancy to me!"
At this time, Xia Diao's eyes became more serious, staring at Yan Nu's eyes:
"I promise I'm telling the truth!"
"Because you're crying. ”
"I just want to laugh!!"
Yan Girl: "???"
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