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In front of the White House, the guard of honor band was playing the national anthem, and somehow, it sounded extra sad at the moment.

Getting out of the black extended bulletproof sedan was the new "emperor" Trump, who was so complacent that he even forgot to turn around to take care of the new first lady. Striding straight forward, calf muscles happily bounced up all the steps, to the side of the Obanemar couple, who had been waiting for them for a long time.

This is a handover ceremony based on tradition, and it is also a model of the modern Zen system. The results of the election must be visualized and broadcast live on television to the world in order to appease the hearts of simple human beings who yearn for the beauty of America.

Opanema's smile was layered to cover up his loss, leaving his successor with a mouth full of neat white teeth, and at the same time burying the heartfelt unwillingness with the countless gray hairs and wrinkles that had been added for eight years.

The two performers appointed by the Cabinet of Elders of the Illuminati shook hands cordially, announcing the complete end of No. 44, and No. 45 was then in the spotlight.

"You're such a lucky pig. Obanema laughed and whispered in a low voice, while holding Trump's fat waist with his left hand and secretly twisting it hard.

Trump's psoas muscles shook and shook the black hand off, "The black dog raised by the bitch, get out of here after this scene! He had sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and his expression was kinder and brighter than that of the other party when he said this.

The old and new presidents turned around at the same time and waved to the reporters who had been waiting at the foot of the stairs for a long time, and in an instant, countless long guns and short cannons accompanied by the faint sound of electric motors clicked, and the pillars in front of the White House were illuminated silver by flashing lights, as if they had been struck by lightning.

At this moment, in every corner of America, there are people who cheer and many more who lament.

At the end of the short ceremony, the Oburnma family, under the watchful eyes of the Trump family, boarded the "Navy One" helicopter for the last time and flew to the resort.

The White House, the origin of power on earth in this era, has officially changed hands.

Trump can't wait, leading his team and flocking into this once-great complex whose fate is uncertain.

Without waiting for the security agent to make a move, he kicked open the solid oak door of the oval office, looked around, and his eyes flashed with the air of a king, "This decoration is really shabby!

The chief of staff of the new section came out in response, this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, his appearance is far less sleek than his predecessor, but his eyes reveal a unique ruthlessness.

He is the former Republican Party chairman Pulba, and he is the only one who supported Trump during the election campaign and withstood the criticism of other party bigwigs. The current job of leading a cabinet think tank is clearly a compliment from the superior to his followers.

"What, Mr. President, I warily remind you that this is the first executive order, and hopefully it will have a great symbolic significance......"

"Replace all the curtains for me and replace them with solid gold. Trump pointed, "And this broken carpet, throw it away, throw it away, re-pave it with lion skin, you must have that kind of big head with lion's mane, head at the door, it's best to come in and scare the pee!"

There was no sound behind him, Trump didn't get a timely response, and subconsciously turned his head to look, "What's wrong?

"Yes!" the chief of staff gritted his teeth and nodded, "The golden curtain is good, and the lion skin is probably ...... It can cause a backlash from animal protection organizations, which is not good for your approval ratings. How about it......" As a seasoned politician, he immediately gave a compromise answer, "I have already visited the White House treasury, and there is a carpet used by Mr. Ronald Reagan, and the embroidered pattern on it happens to be a male lion. ”

"Used old goods?" Trump was visibly displeased.

"No, it's not that simple. Mr. Reagan is one of the most prominent representatives of the Democratic Party and the president of the most prestigious in history, and if we reuse his elements, we can send a friendly message to the opposition parties, and we can also throw a bone at the Skull and Bones on behalf of Freemasonry, which will be very conducive to consolidating our newly established power position. ”

Puliba had a lotus flower on his tongue and deeply moved the rebellious new president. Trump was happy in his eyes, pointed to his nose and said, "It's really you, I didn't see the wrong person." That's it...... As for that table, oh, is this the famous 'Fortitude Table'?"

"Yes, Mr. President. This is the Perseverance Table given to President Hayes by Queen Victoria at the end of the 19th century, made from the keel of a trek warship that was once saved by our fishermen - after it was decommissioned, of course. ”

"Well, you can stay here. Trump bent his four fingers and tapped down with his bone joint, "It symbolizes the most glorious era of our white empire." The British Isles is our main birthplace, and now it's on the wane.

They are the ones who are most qualified to ride, aren't they? Every time we go out to beat people, England follows with guns. By the way, which of you has the phone number of the new Prime Minister, Aunt May? I heard that the situation of that little lady is similar to mine, and the road to the throne is very difficult. ”

"Do you want to congratulate herself? She is earlier than you, and she has already been congratulated by Oppenma on behalf of his country......"

"Nope. I'm going to be the first to date her, and I'm going to leave the first night of the new president to the old lady of England. Show the world the durability of this great friendship!"

The new president's unique humor, which sounded more like unscrupulous presumptuousness to others, Pliba's face was a little wrinkled, as if he had suddenly had a toothache, "But you didn't promise to be the first Führer to meet...... Is it Shinsun Abe of the Wakoku Kingdom?"

"Oh, did I promise?" Trump was in a trance for a moment, then waved his hand decisively, "Let that grandson wait in line, Lao Tzu doesn't like men, especially ugly, obscene and obscene men!"

With that, he sat down and officially enjoyed the hot taste of the presidency for the first time. "This chair...... Well, the comfort is acceptable, but it's not too windy. Have you seen that TV series? It's just that 'Ice and Fire Nine Heavens - Fist Game'......"

The chief of staff turned his mind urgently and corrected cautiously, "A Song of Ice and Fire - Game of Thrones?"

"Yes!" Trump slapped the table, "this is it." There's an Iron Throne in there, which melts down thousands of swords that the enemy discarded when they surrendered, and it took fifty-nine days to forge them. The pitch-black iron sword leaned behind him, like a peacock opening the screen, tsk. Hurry up, go to the crew to inquire, and buy it at a discount. If you can't be reimbursed...... Just spend my own money. ”

Puliba quickly made up the terrifying scene of "the future president sitting on the iron throne and directing the country", and suddenly sweated on his sideburns.

Hurriedly reassured, "The chair ...... It's really windy. However, I have heard that the Iron Throne itself is cold and hard, with many spikes and barbs, which are deliberately unsettling, and are used to warn those in power not to be covetous of comfort, but to be vigilant at all times. Besides, the series has not been filmed yet, and people may not be willing to sell it. Don't you ......?"

"Don't do anything, don't I'm not good at talking, right? If he doesn't sell it, let's just copy it ourselves, what's so difficult. "The new president was very unhappy with the resistance of his subordinates. "That's it. Ok, I took office on the first day today, and all the big things have been dealt with, so what are the little things?"

The chief of staff was temporarily in a state of short circuit, speechless.

A handsome young man stepped out of his entourage and respectfully handed over a stack of papers, "Mr. President, it's time to make good on your campaign promises." Nearly every new president has come to office to the disappointment of voters by delaying or even reneging on their promises – and we must break the curse. ”

When Trump saw his beloved son-in-law, his mood immediately improved. Because behind this young man stands his strong pillar of campaign finance, he was specially hired as a private senior adviser.

"Oh, Jared, where's my dear princess Ivanka?"

She arranges a cold reception in the back kitchen of the White House, and she will be there in a moment. ”

"Well, that's good. I feel safe with you helping me. The new president looked down at the stack of papers again, "What is this?"

"Document on 'Withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership'. ”

"TPP? Stinky shit! It is clearly a blood transfusion to raise idlers. To hell with Fuso, Baekje, Ooda pear, and Singapore, don't expect us to pay a penny from now on. Say, where do you sign it?"

Jared immediately turned the last page and pointed to the blank space at the end, "Here...... Won't you read it again?"

"Look fart. Trump took off the golden pen on the table, signed it for six seconds, and wrote a series of letters like a thrilling electrocardiogram, which shows that he takes his signature very seriously.

"What else do you have to sign? I have to practice to be more handsome in writing. ”

President Xinke was still unsatisfied, pinching the gold pen without the cap of the pen and waiting there.

"There is also a 10,000-mile protective wall on the border of Brother Magic that needs to be built. Jared added.

"Oh yes, the Great Wall! I like this project, if you want to build it, build a big one, compare it to the Celestial Empire. ”

The chief of staff was in a hurry, he really couldn't stand this kind of sloppy style, "That document is not ready yet......

Disappointed, Trump swirled the gold pen between his fingers and threw it on the table. "Then go ahead and prepare, don't delay too long - remember, you don't have to hold so much next time you get the papers, just take out the last page and sign it for me. ”

After saying that, he jumped up and patted his buttocks, "How is the back kitchen? I'm going to see how dear Ivanka is doing." ”

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On the other side of the globe, it's late at night.

The imperial capital of the Celestial Empire was prosperous, and Zhongnanhai was brightly lit.

In the three-in-one office, Chief No. 1 held a report on "Estimates of Strategic Adjustment in America" and carefully reviewed it, drawing small circles with red and blue pencils at key nodes from time to time.

Director Ding didn't need to knock on the door with a license, and walked in directly as usual, "Signed!" Trump announced his withdrawal from TPP as soon as possible. ”

No. 1 didn't see any change in joy or anger on his face, but slowly put down the report in his hand, looked up and thought, "Lao Ding, what do you think?"

"It's a good thing -- this economic reciprocal body that is obviously aimed at our DPRK, at the expense of the small interests of the United States, raises a pack of mad dogs to bite the cake that belongs to everyone. in order to suppress the upward momentum of our influence......"

"I'm asking about Trump, what do you think?"

"Hmm...... A mixture of cunning and recklessness. Emphasis on practical profits, light on morality. ”

"It's good, I feel that way too. There are two guiding principles for people in the world to do things, one is to 'ask right from wrong' and the other is to 'discuss interests'. ”

A small country with a small population that is trying to survive in the cracks can choose the latter, but as a big country with responsibility, it must stick to the former. Six billion pairs of eyes are watching on the earth, and our words and deeds will affect the people's aspirations.

Now, Trump has chosen to put interests first, and handed over the sharp weapon of 'asking right and wrong', whether we can grasp it or not depends on our ability......"

Lord Ding is so clever that he immediately understands the deep meaning. Then he was in awe, "Number one, you are right. I will immediately arrange for a meeting of the relevant economic departments. With that, he turned around and walked out.

"Wait a minute," Number One called out to him, "let the dragon group and the head of Seven-Four-Nine participate." ”

He looked at Director Ding's confused expression, and added unhurriedly, "The great power game is all false tricks on paper, and what is competing is its hidden strength. The President of America has never been a decision-maker, only an executor. We need to beware of the terrorist forces behind them, and this requires close cooperation between the departments dealing with special crises. ”