Chapter 11 Family Immortals
Jiang Ming fell from the tree with a miserable scream, and he had no time to adjust his posture at all, and fell heavily to the ground!
Compared with the stinging pain in his eyes and nose, the pain of a fall was nothing at all, and it was even more of a stench of burning souls, Jiang Ming only felt that the three souls had evaporated, the seven spirits were shattered, and his body was twitching violently..... Desperately struggling, coughing, writhing and rolling......
However... His body was like being injected with an anesthetic injection, his strength became smaller and smaller, and finally... I don't even have the strength to writhe, I just feel dizzy, I can't survive, I can't die!
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......!"
A string of sinister and treacherous laughter came, and Jiang Ming was still in endless pain, and his brain went blank..... However, he could hear it, and the laughter... Not human, but some kind of animal voice.
The instinct to survive made him endure severe pain... I forced my eyes to squeeze a slit, and I saw a mass of yellow animals, staring at two small scarlet eyes, and they were approaching him little by little!
Because of the tingling of the conjunctiva and blurred vision, he couldn't see what it was, but he felt ..... Like an oversized fat mouse!
Damn, what is this? When the guy got close enough, Jiang Ming realized that it was ..... It turned out to be a weasel!
The weasel moved forward, straightened up, pinched his waist with both hands, and said with a smug smile: "Kitten cub... How dare you come to my territory to catch food?"
Jiang Ming's brain was buzzing, and he looked at it in horror! The weasel's voice was hoarse and ugly, like the "creaking" of a rotten wooden plank door, but it could also be distinguished...... This seems to be an old lady's voice!
Don't..... This guy is the real body of the ghost woman? is a weasel who has become a sperm? Oh my God!
Jiang Ming's heart rose to his throat, and he finally understood..... The "stinky atomic bomb" just now must have been smoked by this dog!
"You..... You, are you that ghost woman?" Jiang Ming's numb mouth trembled.
"Ahem!" The weasel coughed twice, his red eyes blinked vigorously, and the rape voice came again: "Dead cat, you don't need to know so much!
This guy smiled, and the two sharp little teeth were already exposed, and Jiang Ming remembered what he had seen on the Internet before..... Weasels don't eat meat, they just suck blood, and especially, they like chicken blood.....! It's time to get ready to do it to yourself!
"Abrik, Sarasala, Gollum, Ula Ulla......" In a hurry, Jiang Ming hurriedly recited the incantation! The weasel's body trembled, and he froze in place, motionless!
Jiang Ming's nervous heart was about to vomit out! Unexpectedly..... At the critical juncture of life and death, the spell taught by this fat rat is still used!
"You, you... What did you do to me?" the weasel's face changed dramatically, and he struggled desperately with squirming, but his whole body was ..... As if he had been driven into a steel nail, he could only tremble slightly, and he couldn't move his steps at all, and his body was unstable..... Plop and fall to the ground.
Jiang Ming swallowed hard and spit, his hanging heart finally fell into his stomach, and he gasped heavily!
...... This magic spell is not a good thing, but in the face of evil..... I have to use it, wicked..... It still needs to be grinded by the wicked!
Weasel fart...... Of course, it is powerful, but this chemical attack is time-sensitive, with the inhalation of fresh air, Jiang Ming gradually gained strength after a while, and got up again, his eyes and nose were not as painful as just now, and the unlucky weasel was still trapped by magic, like an "electrocuted" specimen.
"Brother... Brother! I was wrong! I was wrong! I was merciful? I..... Just kidding you!" weasel's eyes glowed with red light, like a laser pointer, and Jiang Ming's brain hurt, he knew..... This turtle grandson is probably still casting spells on himself.
I've seen a lot of folk tales about weasels before, and it's about..... Its eyeballs are very powerful, at a glance at you, you can control your mind, after being "fascinated" by it, what is it doing, what are you doing, the weasel is digging holes in the soil, and those who are "fascinated" are also "digging pits" in their yards, and the situation is miserable!
However, this is still light, and even more, it manipulates people to hang themselves and harm people's lives.....! When the weasel walked towards Jiang Ming, his eyes blinked vigorously, which already made him feel bottomless, but at that time, he was in a desperate situation, and he couldn't think about it so much......
At this moment, Jiang Ming has already occupied the absolute "initiative", and this calf is still playing hooligan at himself, how can he not be angry in his heart? The hungry tiger rushed forward like a pounce, suppressed the weasel, raised his hand and scratched it, directly connected it with the belt meat, and made a big cut on his face!
Jiang Ming was too ruthless, under the sharp cat's claws, the weasel's eyes were scratched, dirty blood was splattered, and the scream of "chirp!" echoed the heart-rending wail of this beast throughout the small mountain village.
The remaining "laser pointer" ran out of power, and the small eyeballs returned to a dark and faint color, no longer the weird and charming scarlet......
"Hero.... Spare my life! I was wrong! I really know I was wrong! For the sake of my age, spare me, I don't dare to ...... anymore."
The weasel who was suppressed by Jiang Ming begged with blood, the flesh and blood were blurred... In the terrible wound, there were still fine bubbles, as if the nasal cavity had been scratched through...... Jiang Ming didn't realize that he was so powerful with a ruthless grasp?
"Leave you in the world..... Do you continue to eat people?" Jiang Ming glared at it viciously, like a tiger pressing down on a jackal, and the three tails behind him swayed like flames, and the glow of fire overflowed.
"Cannibal ......?" The weasel endured the severe pain, his body trembled, and quickly explained: "Hero, you misunderstood, I don't eat people, I never eat people!"
Jiang Ming didn't want to talk nonsense with it, so he directly raised the cat's paw and prepared to make up for it, which completely turned it off, and the weasel was frightened and screamed: "Good man, you are mistaken! I'm not the ghost woman! I know something about her, I can tell you!"
The tip of the cat's paws..... When it was less than 1cm away from the weasel's forehead, it stopped! Jiang Ming looked at it with a vicious face, and the cat teeth bared: "Say!"
"Hero... The wolf ...... "The weasel swallowed the blood foam hard, and the pounding heartbeat came up the cat's legs...... It trembled and said, "That monster, I've been staring at it for a long time, and I thought it was a good man..... It's to grab food from me, that's why it's ...... There was a misunderstanding!"
It stammered nervously...... Ever since this ghost woman entered the village, she has noticed it, and has always wanted to get rid of her, but she has no chance! This guy has also given birth to a cub, clever and cunning, and it is really difficult to deal with!
"Ahem..... The heroes don't know that I am the Baojia Immortal of this village, and I am almost 100 years old, and this place has always been covered by me..... I usually solve any dirty things in the village, but this scourge is the only one...... Give the old lady a headache too......" muttered the weasel with a bloody mouth.
Jiang Ming frowned slightly, thinking about what kind of Baojia Immortal? Are you still 100 years old?
"I'm not interested in you, what's the matter with that mother-in-law?" Jiang Ming asked fiercely.
The weasel looked terrified and said, "Evil.....! My old lady Huang has lived for more than 100 years, and she is evil enough, she is more evil than me!"
The old weasel said that half a year ago, in the ninth brigade of this village, a man was in the middle of the night..... Riding a motorcycle, carrying a female corpse to the cemetery, after searching around, found a grave and began to dig up.
After the grave was opened, the coffin was opened, the woman on the motorcycle was put in, and then the coffin was re-covered and filled, and it was really retouched, and then he fled!
The old weasel witnessed the whole process and sighed and marveled!
Go without saying...... This woman must have been killed by this man, but ...... This method of hiding the corpse is so awesome that it hides the corpse in someone else's grave! Who the hell can find out about it?
Lao Pizi has lived for more than 100 years, and it is the first time I have seen such a strange method of hiding corpses!
After that, after another month or so, the stupid boy of the Huo family came, picked up a shovel and pickaxe, dug up the woman's body from the coffin again, and then carried it home.
After the old skin described...... It's similar to Jiang Ming's memory of reading Huo Dabao.
Listening to the old skin's explanation, Jiang Ming's cat's claws on its neck loosened slightly, and asked, "According to your analysis, what kind of dirty thing is this?"
"It's hard to say...... "The old leather man muttered his teeth, "I've never seen anything like this, you say..... It's a zombie, it's not like, it can eat and build, and it will give birth to cubs, so it's even more impossible to have a ghost...... But one thing is for sure, this guy is similar to the two of us, both of them are spirits with a bit of Taoism. ”
"You fart!Who gave you the same!" Jiang Ming shouted angrily.
"Ah......" The weasel's frightened body trembled, and he hurriedly apologized: "Good man, I said it wrong, I mean, the same as me, the same ...... as me"
The weasel was extremely frightened, for fear that Jiang Ming would scratch it again and return to the west, this red-haired ancestor was ruthless, more fierce than the tiger coming down the mountain!
"That.... Was the man who buried her from a nearby village?" Jiang Ming asked.
The weasel replied tremblingly, "No... No...... If that man is from this nearby village, don't talk about him, it's his grandfather, grandfather, I also know ......."
Jiang Ming gasped and pondered... If it weren't for the people from the nearby village, who buried the body in the ninth brigade of the village, this would be a ..... It doesn't seem that simple, it's easy to operate only if you know the roots......