Ji Aojian fell asleep in a daze, and suddenly felt as if something was pouring on his head and face. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

He dodged and jumped up just to dodge, and shouted angrily, "Eighth sister, I said that I would only let you five points at most, don't go too far, don't think that I won't clean you up!"

Then a voice said coldly, "Who are you going to clean up?"

Ji Aojian suddenly had a spirit, quickly rubbed his eyes, and said tremblingly, "Seventh Sister, why are you here?"

Ji Moli's face was expressionless, "I heard that you are drunk and crazy here, and you are going to open a harem, such a lively event, how can I not come and take a look?"

"No, no, where did this come from?" Ji Aojian flatly denied, "Seventh sister, this is someone deliberately trying to slander my innocence, you must believe in my integrity." ”

Ji Shuijing rushed over with an arrow step, "You are embarrassed to deny it, our entire Zhuangzi people have heard it!"

"Are you mistaken?" Ji Aojian looked innocent, "Why don't I remember at all?"

A fan slammed on his head, Ji Moli's face sank like water, "It's really amazing, you have even learned to lie with your eyes open!"

Ji Aojian hugged his head and said aggrievedly, "Seventh sister, I really don't remember anything. ”

"Did you really forget?" Ji Shuijing said with a smile, "I'll call a few more witnesses, and you'll be able to remember." ”

"No need...... Ji Aojian hesitated, "Actually, I'm just drunk and gaffe, that doesn't represent my true thoughts." ”

Ji Shuijing was unceremoniously, "What kind of drunken gaffe, it is clearly a drunken confession." Lao Qi, a scumbag like this, you must take it back and teach him a hard lesson and give him a memory that will last a lifetime. ”

Ji Moli nodded, and said tepidly to the tenth sister, "Say, do you need a lesson?"

"Yes, yes!" Ji Aojian had a flattering expression, "Seventh sister, you can teach me whatever you want." ”

"Oh, casual lessons?" Ji Moli continued to say slowly, "Didn't you say that you only gave me seven points?"

"How can there be, how can it be that it is only seven points?" Ji Aojian said in a continuous voice, "Seventh sister, you can punish me 100 percent! bully me! abuse me! ravage me! I have absolutely no opinion." ”

Ji Shuijing's eyes widened, and his heart suddenly became unbalanced: What, is it a 100-point system, could it be that the original statement that made me three points did not mean 30 percent, but only 3 percent?

Ji Moli was finally a little satisfied, "In that case, you can go with me." ”

Ji Aojian jumped off the bed, Ji Shuijing patted him on the shoulder, squeezed his eyebrows, "Tenth sister, your masochistic talent has really broken through the sky, which makes me marvel. ”

Ji Moli suddenly remembered something, and looked at Ji Shuijing to the end, "Eighth sister, thank you for reporting the news this time, this affectionate friendship is firmly in my heart, and I will ...... in the future."

"Come less!" Ji Shuijing interrupted her words, "Old Seven, I solemnly warn you, if you dare to tease me again from now on, I will seduce your tenth sister and make your backyard catch fire!"

Ji Moli was surprised and said, "Is it possible for you to succeed in seducing the tenth sister?"

"How can this not be successful? A scumbag like Tenth Sister, as long as he is given a little bit of color, he will not immediately empathize with him?"

Ji Moli sighed, "But when you looked for me just now, didn't you say that the tenth sister is still very reliable?"

"Haha, you don't know that. Ji Shuijing said proudly, "I'll tell you honestly, in fact, the tenth sister's first love is me, so as long as I provoke his youthful memories a little, it is easy to renew the old relationship and relive the old dream." ”

"Are you his first love?" Ji Moli was deeply shocked, "I'll go, this scumbag turns out that there are so many black histories that I don't know!"

"That's right, he has a lot of black history. Ji Shuijing nodded, "I suggest you go back and dig deeper, you will definitely find more updated fierce materials." ”

......

Aboard.

"Now, what do you have to say?" Ji Moli had a gloomy face, "You have really grown up, you have actually learned to drink, you have learned to pretend to be drunk, and you actually know that you have cried at your first love!"

Ji Aojian drooped his face, "Seventh sister, I really don't have the idea of empathy. ”

Ji Moli sneered, "You told the eighth sister all the private affairs between us, what is the purpose of this? Don't tell me anything about getting drunk or anything like that, even if you pour a reservoir of wine, you won't lose control." ”

Ji Aojian rubbed his head and whispered, "Seventh sister, I don't think there's anything I can't tell to Eighth Sister." ”

Ji Moli's anger jumped up suddenly, "What did you say!"

"Seventh sister, you already know that I can take you to soar, even if the matter between us is hidden for a lifetime, do you still have to hide it for thousands of years?" Ji Aojian said cautiously, "Moreover, don't we also know about the affairs of the sixth sister and the eighth sister, is our affairs so unsightly and unsightly?"

Ji Moli snorted.

Ji Aojian continued, "And the eighth sister is a person who is high-spirited and bright, and she will definitely take the initiative to persuade peace when she sees that there is an awkward relationship between us, and she does take the initiative to help us, isn't it?"

"So you've already factored in her reaction. Ji Moli said with a straight face, "You are worthy of being a great grandmaster, it is easy for you to gain insight into the world and play with people's hearts." ”

Ji Aojian was speechless for a while, and said after a while, "Actually, Eighth Sister knew my purpose for looking for her, and she didn't fall for my calculations. Besides, the eighth sister even told you my first love to your face, just to be honest about my past and let you rest assured. ”

"Really?" Ji Moli snorted, "She's still waiting to renew her relationship with you and relive her old dreams." ”

Ji Aojian said helplessly, "Seventh sister, I told Eighth Sister about you and the fourth sister, just to let her understand that I am really a scumbag." Now that she understands my true colors, how can she still have a crush on me?"

Ji Moli was so angry that she couldn't stop breathing, "Then I have a good impression of you scumbag, which means that I am a very failed and bad person?"

"That's not what I meant. Ji Aojian had a headache, "Seventh sister, I just don't want to hurt more people inadvertently, so it is necessary to take the initiative to let Eighth Sister know my details." ”

"Inadvertently harming other girls?" Ji Moli sneered, "You think you are a love saint, and when you see you, you will be mistaken for life!"

"This ......," Ji Aojian said cautiously, "Seventh Sister, delaying the girl's life seems to be your strong point, right?"

Ji Moli slapped the table hard, "Do you want to die!

Ji Aojian cried with a sad face, "Seventh sister, I just want to try to prevent myself from getting other love debts. ”

Ji Moli suppressed her anger for a while, rubbing her forehead, "Okay, let's spread out the skylight and say something, the first question now, you are no longer a single-minded person, are you?"

Ji Aojian hurriedly nodded, "Yes, I feel that my personality has dropped several notches." ”

"You don't have that thing at all!" Ji Moli glared at him fiercely, "But, now that I've fallen into your pit, there's really no way to climb out." So I have to ask, how many more people will you bury in this pit in the future?"

Ji Aojian said without thinking, "There won't be one!"

"It's perfunctory to see you like this!" Ji Moli was angry, "It's so easy to say, there is no sincerity at all." ”

Ji Aojian was stunned, "Seventh Sister, why do you say that I am not sincere?"

"I ask you, what would you do if you met another girl who liked you and you liked her too?"

Ji Aojian stretched out his hands, "It's impossible, I won't like anyone else anymore." ”

Ji Moli shouted, "What if you like it?" give me a positive answer. ”

"I really won't like it!" Ji Aojian cried out, "It's not my own sister, why should I like it? As for how others like me, it's none of my business, I'll let her die!"

Ji Moli was stunned for a moment, "I don't like it if it's not my sister, what the hell is this?"

Ji Aojian shyly lowered his head and pointed at his fingers, "I only like forbidden love, not my sister, so I don't feel it." ”

"I'll go!" Ji Moli was speechless for a while, "You're such a pervert!"

Ji Aojian said with a bitter face, "I also know that I am a strange person, but in this way, Seventh Sister should be relieved, right?"

"Do you think that's the end?" Ji Moli snorted, "Then what about our own family, apart from me and the fourth sister, if any sister likes you and you also like her, what will you do?"

"There won't be any more. Ji Aojian hurriedly said, "Except for you and the fourth sister, no one in my family will like me anymore." ”

Ji Moli frowned, "Why are you so sure?"

"It's obvious, you can understand it with a little push. Ji Aojian said unhurriedly, "The eldest sister and the third sister treat us as their own children, although they love us very much, but they don't like that kind of thing, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"And we treat Xiao Ai and Xiao Su the same way as the eldest sister and the third sister, so it's impossible for me and the two of them, right?"

Ji Moli was suspicious, "Really, you don't control your sister?"

Ji Aojian roared angrily, "What I like is my sister, and my sister is used to spoil me!"

Ji Moli sighed, "Okay." ”

"And the second sister's killing machine, there is no emotional spark to rub off. Ji Aojian continued, "As for the fifth sister and the ninth sister, the relationship with me is more similar to a playmate, although I have a very good time and talk about everything, but the kind of liking between men and women is not the same at all. ”

Ji Moli suddenly realized, "It turns out that they and you belong to the existence of good friends?"

The tenth sister was annoyed and angry: "Seventh sister!"

"Okay, you go on, what about the sixth and eighth sisters?"

Ji Aojian said a little weakly, "The sixth sister and the eighth sister are already a loyal couple, and it is impossible for me to have anything to do with it." ”

Ji Moli thought for a while, "But you and Eighth Sister are very close, what do you think of her in your heart?"

Ji Aojian smiled wryly, "Actually, I am also a playmate with Eighth Sister......

"But she's your first love!"

"Okay. Ji Aojian sighed, "Actually, the relationship between the eighth sister and me should be said to be best friends." ”

Ji Moli's eyes widened, "Girlfriend?"

"The so-called girlfriends are emotional topics that can communicate with each other and give advice. Ji Aojian said solemnly, "You see, we all know about the things between the sixth sister and the eighth sister, and they also know about the things between us." When the sixth sister and the eighth sister came together, I made a contribution, and the seventh sister has had some entanglements with me recently, and they have also helped us, so the sixth sister and the eighth sister are our best friends, which is completely correct, right?"

Ji Moli groaned, "You really make some sense when you say that. ”