Chapter 1: The Return of the Underworld
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When Ji Hong woke up from the heavy smell of medicine, he found that he might have crossed over "again".
The reason why I say "again" is because for the young people of his time, this thing will not cause many psychological waves.
Ji Hong, as a typical ungraduated otaku college student in later generations, usually reads novels, movies and television and other works for pastime, and there are hundreds of works about crossing. As the saying goes, he thinks about it day and dreams at night, and sometimes he is immersed in the storyline for a long time, and even in his sleep, he has some dreams of traveling through another world.
Repeatedly confirmed his feelings, and found that this time it was really not a dream, Ji Hong was sad and sighed helplessly. Although the previous days were uneventful, I still feel a little lost and desolate when I think of my relatives, friends and family in my previous life.
Now that you've crossed over, let's take a look at your own situation first. Ji Hong's eyes looked through the faint medicinal mist in the room, and what he saw was an antique bedroom, from the window lattice to the cabinets, from the screens to several cases, all of which were in a traditional style, quite similar to the Ming and Qing dynasties. Obviously, I have traveled to ancient China, which is easier to settle down than to travel overseas or to another world.
And he was lying on a big carved wooden bed, and a girl in a maid's costume kept by the bedside. Could it be that this body that has been crossed is the owner here? It seems that his family is in a good family, could it be that he can still continue the fate of an otaku here, and live peacefully until he is old?
"Young master, are you awake?" The maid with a small round face couldn't help shouting when she saw Ji Hong's eyes open, and her tone was full of joy.
"Hmm......" Ji Hong replied vaguely, not daring to say more, thinking hard about how to respond. I don't know the other party's name at all.,What if there's a business trip in the words.,What if someone sees that he's not the original owner.。
But he didn't have to worry about it immediately, the little maid had already run out happily, shouting loudly, "Miss Su, Miss Su, young master, he woke up." ”
Ji Hong's face darkened, now he didn't have to deal with the maid, but to deal with the young lady. I knew that I should have taken the initiative just now, and I had to put some words out of this little girl's mouth, so I was prepared.
But when he thought about it, maybe he didn't know them in the first place. If he is a scholar in distress and is kindly rescued by a young lady, this should also be in line with his current situation. You just need to make up a good history to fool the past.
This optimistic idea was quickly shattered by reality, and the little maid ran back into the house, and then a woman in a green robe walked in slowly, glanced at him, and said lightly, "Brother Ten, you are really awake." ”
Ji Hong's scalp was numb, and he knew that he was really facing his own family who had to face the original body. Only then did I remember that the little maid called herself "young master", if she was an outsider who was rescued, the other party would only politely shout "Childe". The girl in green in front of her looked no older than the little maid a year or two, but her plain appearance was as solid as a carving, even if she saw her brother wake up, there was no surprise, as if nothing would change her indifference.
Ji Hong looked at it carefully for a while, and was even more surprised. This girl in green is not only dressed in light green, but even her long hair divided into two bundles and a pair of bright eyes are faintly green. Generally speaking, this image is either a demon girl who is good at using poison Gu, or a witch who cultivates evil skills and different methods, or both.
But despite the fact that her expression was a little cold, this girl's face was beautiful that Ji Hong had never seen before. The little maid is still pretty and lively enough, but this young lady immediately pressed the maid down, perfectly interpreting the theorem of "the young lady is more beautiful than the maid" in the traversal stream.
The girl in green waited for a long time, and seeing that he never replied, she asked again, "How does Brother Ten feel now?"
Ji Hong knew that he couldn't hide, so he took out the trick of "pretending to be amnesia" to cross the world, and said weakly, "My mind is blank and chaotic, as if I can't remember anything." ”
After that, he frowned, trying his best to put on a painful look.
"Don't remember anything?" the green glint in the eyes of the girl in green danced, full of suspicion.
"Miss Su, the young master can't remember anything, could it be that he has lost his soul?" asked the little maid on the side with flashing dark eyes.
At the critical moment, there were nobles to help, and Ji Hong was almost moved to tears: even such a good reason for "soul loss" was found, it seems that this maid is really my lucky star.
"Lost souls, possibly. Miss Su's face didn't change, "But maybe it's also a ghost." ”
"Ghost upper body!" the little maid exclaimed in surprise, and shouted angrily to Ji Hong, "Where did you come from as a lonely soul and wild ghost, dare to attach to my young master!"
This, the shape shì is changing too quickly. Ji Hong shouted wildly in his heart, is the next rhythm to invite a Taoist to open the altar and try to subdue ghosts and catch ghosts?
Wouldn't the traverser wear the body of a seriously injured and dying native, all of them will have the benefit of memory fusion. The benefits that I said were swallowed up, so how can I win the trust of others and integrate into society?
Ji Hong's eyes subconsciously turned, and suddenly saw a paper note on the opposite wall, his heart moved, and said, "Can you enter here with a lonely soul?"
The two girls followed his gaze and saw something hanging on the wall, which turned out to be a yellow paper talisman to exorcise ghosts.
"Miss Su, this is the authentic Shangqing talisman of Maoshan that I invited, and there is a Tai Chi Yin Yang mirror on the opposite bedside. The little maid hesitated and asked, "Young master, he can't be possessed by a wild ghost, right?"
The girl in green didn't answer, and stared straight at Ji Hong, "Tenth brother, you were injured in the chest seven days ago, not because your brain was broken, how could you not remember anything after waking up?"
"Well, it's a long story......"
At this time, Ji Hong searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and he had slowly come up with a set of rhetoric. "When I passed out, suddenly a chain flew and hooked me out of bed. Then I saw a pair of black and white impermanence ghosts with their tongues hanging down to their chests and grabbed me and led me to a large haunted palace......"
"Ahh
According to Ji Hong's explanation, during this period of unconscious time, he was hooked away by Yin Cao's ghost pawn for seven days, and he had already drunk Meng Po soup and was about to be reincarnated. Suddenly, the judge found that there was a mistake in the previous investigation, and his yang life was not over, so he ordered the ghost pawn to send him home to return to Yang. It's just that since I have drunk Meng Po soup, I can't remember anything before this life.
Ji Hong moved out of Yin Cao Difu as an excuse because the green-clothed sister said that the ghost was on the body just now, and there were Shangqing Town Mansion Talismans and Yin Yang Feng Shui Mirror in this house, obviously people in this world should also have the concept of reincarnation. So he pushed the root of the qiē to the legendary ethereal ghost mansion, and as for the problem of amnesia, it was also planted on the head of the big artifact of Meng Po Tang.
In this process, Ji Hong also combined what he saw and heard in the myths and legends in his previous life, and rendered the yin forest scene of the underworld vividly, and the miserable torture of the eighteen hells was even more vivid, as if he had seen and heard it himself. The little girl was so frightened that she didn't know how many screams she screamed, and even her voice was almost hoarse.
The theory of ghosts is false, even if the common people believe that there is Yin Cao Xudu, and hear someone around them say that they have been to Yin, it is only a half-believe. Fortunately, this little girl is really an excellent listener, and the screaming reaction sets off the atmosphere well, and invisibly adds a few credibility to the plot made up by Ji Hong.
"However, it is the fairest thing to reward the good and punish the evil in the Yin Cao Difu. The little maid was still puzzled, "Why did they mistake the young master's longevity?"
Ji Hong shook his head in his heart. God is pitiful, the people at the bottom have always believed that Yin Si is the most just and honest place, perhaps because they received too much unfair treatment during their lifetime, so what Ji Xin went to after his death was a fair world. And this kind of psychology has also been greatly supported and promoted in folk culture and official advocacy.
He had a look of righteous indignation on his face, "You are too naïve, you must know that wherever people's hearts are, there will be corruption and perversion of the law, there will be favoritism, there will be corpse vegetarian meals, and there will be human exchanges, such as the ...... of Tang Taizong back then."
This is about to tell the story of King Tang entering the underworld in Journey to the West, relying on favors to Judge Cui to cheat and increase his longevity, but the sister in green is nodding, "Yes, there is actually no difference between Yin Cao and the world, Mr. Fang Ping sued after his death, and he also suffered a lot of hardships to avenge his grievances." ”
Ji Hong's heart lit up, it turned out that this iceberg sister is a person who likes to watch and talk about stories.
Mr. Fang Ping's name is Xi Fangping, his father was bribed by the enemy, Xi Fangping died of hunger strike, and went to the Yin room to complain. Who knew that the entire underworld was bought by the enemy, and they colluded with each other, or used all kinds of severe torture, or deliberately sent some benefits, coercing and enticing Xi Fangping. Xi Fangping was stiff-boned, even if he was tortured by sawing, he did not flinch, and finally sued the Nine Emperors of the Jade Emperor, and was re-sentenced by Erlang God.
Although Ji Hong also admired Mr. Fang Ping very much, he always felt that the ending was too ideal, if the Heavenly Court was so upright and fair, then how could anyone still make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?
However, since Sister Bingshan used Xi Fangping to support her statement that she entered the underworld, it can be seen that she is also roughly convinced of her statement. Compared with the obvious words of a novelist like Journey to the West, the book Liao Zhai is under the banner of Zhiyi, and its credibility is much higher. "Zhiwei" is the meaning of describing strange things, and it is a style of writing such as notes, which in the eyes of the reader is the author's record of what he has seen and heard, rather than being made up at will.
Just as Ji Hong gradually relieved his heart, the green-clothed sister asked lightly, "So, you don't remember anything in the past because you drank Meng Po soup?"
Ji Hong only believed it completely, and replied casually, "Yes......"
"So, after drinking Meng Po soup, will you forget your accent?" asked the green-clothed sister coldly.
"Ahh
Since he woke up, he only noticed that he reasoned that he was the soul of the original owner, but he didn't pay attention to the difference in accent. Now that I think about it, the accents of these two girls seem to be dialects in the Jinling area? So how can I explain that I have been speaking Mandarin all the time, and I am the original owner of this body?......
"Because the official dialect of the north is spoken in the prefecture, I was used to it by them, and I even forgot the local dialect after drinking Meng Po soup. ”
Ji Hong's heart was horizontal, and he explained without changing his face, "The official language in the underworld changes with the yang world, and what is the official language in the yang world is also the same in the yin world." Otherwise, what Yin Caoli said will not change for thousands of years, at least it is the pre-Qin dialect, how can the people of the world understand it when they die? Besides, there are so many dialects in the world, and the lord of Hades does not speak the mainstream official dialect of the contemporary era, how can he try the case?"
He couldn't help beating the drum in his heart: God bless, this world that seems to be the Ming and Qing dynasties must be after the Yongzheng Dynasty.
You must know that the Ming Dynasty was built in Nanjing, naturally it was the official dialect of Nanjing, and later the Yongle Emperor moved the capital to Běi Jing, and also transferred the population of Nanjing to the north 400,000, exceeding the original population of Běi Jing, and finally the Ming Dynasty, the official language did not change. It was only after the sixth year of Yongzheng that the Qing court gradually replaced Nanjing official dialect with běi Jingguan dialect and became the mainstream standard language of Chinese officialdom.
"Our Jinling official dialect is the authentic official dialect!" The little maid obviously had a sense of superiority in the local language, and complained, "My Ming Dynasty has already returned to the country, why haven't the official dialect been changed back, now it's okay, even the prefecture will not change it." ”
Ji Hong breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that there is no doubt that the world is the official language of the north. However, the restoration of the Ming Dynasty? What's going on, wasn't my Qing Dynasty overthrown by our Great Republic of China? This, the amount of information is slightly larger.
Although he was a little confused about the current era, the explanation of the accent just now sounded more convincing, and the green-clothed sister and the little maid didn't ask any more questions, this problem should be solved by now, right?
So Ji Hong took the opportunity to put on a heartache and uncomfortable expression, "That's the way it is, when I came back, I found that I didn't recognize my sister at home, and I even forgot my accent, and I was really sad, but I was helpless." ”
"It's a mistake on the part of the Yin Division, no wonder you. The green-clothed sister no longer seemed to have any doubts, and said lightly, "Yesterday was like yesterday's death. Brother Ten, it's not a good thing that you have forgotten what you did before. ”;