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Upstairs, a man in white walked down slowly, accompanied by a gentle and lovely beauty, his every move looked fairy, but the man was casually dangling, really not worthy of a fairy on the side, although he was also extremely handsome, but at first glance, it was like a lump of cow dung next to the flowers.

"Master!"

"Senpai!"

Seeing a man and a woman walking downstairs, Wu Zheng and Ning Hexi stood up at the same time, their eyes were full of surprises that they did not meet at the end of the world, Ning Hexi recognized the two, but Wu Zheng remembered the memories of the bald head in a vague way, Master and bald head are unforgettable in the previous life.

As he walked down to see the man with Hui Gen Sao Nian, his sleepy eyes suddenly widened, and a wisp of essence pierced people's eyes.

"Wujing?" The man touched the short hair on his head, looked at me carefully, and shook his head in frustration: "No, no, Wujing is long gone." ”

"Hey, isn't that He Xi's little girl?" the woman next to the man said in surprise, and then walked over, took Ning Hexi's jade hand, and laughed side by side, the same face that captivated the country and the city instantly lit up the restaurant, and people who don't know why they think that this is a restaurant, it is clearly a fairy palace!

"Haha, I didn't expect it to be really a little girl He Xi, how about it, is this time to accompany the little man to the rivers and lakes?" The short-haired man chuckled and joked, Ning Hexi glanced at Wu Zheng, and bowed his head shyly.

This caused the man to laugh even more, and the fight, which had been ignored, scratched his head and pulled the sleeve of the man in white, with a very sad expression: "Master, I am the third child." ”

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The laughter stopped abruptly, and the man in white turned back in disbelief, stretched out his hand and subconsciously pinched Wu Zheng's face, muttering, "No, I remember that Wujing was buried in the void by a monkey?

I scratched my head, looked up and asked, "Master, who is Wujing, I am the third child, and I just remembered you." ”

The man in white rolled his eyes, thinking that he had met a man who was impressed by his outstanding literary talent and wanted to apprentice, but he didn't expect it to be a poor man whose memory was lost and regained, and he just wanted to wave his hand and leave, but then he seemed to remember something, turned around and hurriedly pressed his palm on the top of my head, and felt it for a long time, with excitement, sadness, excitement, and grief on his face, plus complicated sadness: "I didn't expect it to be really Wujing, forget it, since you have forgotten your real name, just call the third child." ”

Staring at the three apprentices who were as stupid as a thousand years ago, the man in white revealed affectionately: "The third child, I am sorry for you for the teacher, you said that you didn't want to be a demon for the rest of your life, but you were reincarnated as a demon again, but fortunately, you are still alive, and the teacher will not let you be hurt again." ”

"Master. "I'm in tears.

The man in white was the same, he stretched out his hand to hug me, but just before I struggling, he was suddenly pushed away in disgust, coughed twice, and said: "The third child, as a teacher, this life is not bald, and hugging and hugging again will make people think about it, so let's meet again like a man." ”

I scratched my head, remembered something, scratched my ears and cheeks like a monkey, and said, "Hey, bald, what a coincidence, I met you when I went out to bask in the sun." ”

"Ha, the dead monkey, the fat pig, and the third child, it's such a coincidence. ”

Amused, the two big men still hugged each other, each punched each other, and then separated, and looked at each other and laughed.

"Master, it's good to meet you again. ”

"Yes, in the future, your master will no longer have to take things for her teacher when she goes shopping, the third child, you still have to do the work. ”

"Well, I will definitely live up to Master's trust. "I almost swore with a fist.

The man in white looked useful, but the next moment he was grabbed by the woman next to him: "Shenwuzi, do you want to taste the god man again?"

The man smiled shyly: "Ah, I have to take care of this kind of thing like shopping." ”

Seeing his sworn appearance, the woman finally showed a touch of softness, let go of her hand and led Ning Hexi to another table, leaving only the four of them to sit together.

The Shenwu posture in Ning Hexi's mouth safely occupied the position of Wu Zheng, Wu Zheng sat on the lower hand, and the piercing stone and the fat man were on one side, staring at the man tightly, his fists clenched, and he had the urge to hit someone.

"It's not friendly, let's say, are you jealous that I'm more handsome than you, or do I have a grudge with your senior?"

pierced the stone and stood up, pointed at the man and said, "Bald head, do you think I'm more handsome than you?"

"Sao Nian, please note that I am short-haired, not bald. The man raised his head and touched his scalp, and continued: "In addition, if you are more handsome than you, you can see the eyes of the crowd." ”

Although he was very disgusted with the man's tone, he was really envious of such a free and easy state, and turned his head along the man's line of sight, only to see that both men and women in the restaurant were staring at the man, and the woman was eager to swallow him alive, while the man was so angry that he grabbed the chopsticks and held the bowl, and wanted to come up and beat him violently, which was really handsome and angry.

I looked at the two of them carefully, and finally had to admit that the master was indeed superior, not that the appearance was better than the broken stone, but the masculinity full of manhood was really more popular and jealous than the cream.

Piercing the stone, he sat down and said to himself sadly: "Since I gave birth to him, with such a person, I finally realized the feeling of a fat man with me." ”

"Your sister, don't get involved with me for anything. "The fat man is almost crazy.

Shen Wuzi rolled his eyes at the two of them, then stared at the fat man again, and said lightly: "Fat man, what's the matter with your green hat?"

"Bah, dead bald head, this is a gourd, can you use your eyes better. ”

"Oh, well, green gourd, where did it come from?"

"It fell from the sky!" replied angrily with the gourd on the fat man's head.

When Shen Wuzi heard this, he immediately fell silent, stretched out his palm and began to calculate, and saw that everyone was full of black lines.

"Master, you are a monk, not a Taoist, can we be more professional?"

Who knew that Shen Wuzi was Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said: "Walking the rivers and lakes, which one must not have one or two stunts, besides, if it wasn't for the ability to pinch and calculate for the teacher, our master and apprentice would have starved to death on the road, relying on monkeys to pick wild fruits, relying on pig heads to turn fate, it is better to starve to death." ”

"By the way, Master, are the monkeys and the pig's head my senior brother and second brother, one I always see in my dreams, and the other I always see when I look at the moon at night, but I just can't remember too much about them. ”

"I can't remember the best, monkeys and pigs' heads are not good birds, if I can see them again as a teacher, I have to teach them a hard lesson. Saying that, Tang Seng's face was sad, and a tear slipped down.

Covering up his sleeves and wiping away the tears, Tang Seng ha: "Fatty, I have calculated it, I didn't expect it, you still have a great chance, but as the so-called heaven wants you to be fat, you have to be fat, but this fat is not easy for ordinary people to digest, and you will suffer it in the future." ”

The fat man said nervously: "Bald head, are you saying that this is a curse or a blessing for me?"

The bald head said disdainfully: "Vulgar, life in the world is not a curse or a blessing, a capable person makes a curse a blessing, and a blessing that is not patient also becomes a curse, so it is necessary to strike iron and be hard, but a fat person like you, alas, Sao Nian, it is better to follow the predecessors to learn a skill." ”

The fat man hates others saying that he is fat, not to mention that he is still fat, so he got up and yelled: "Bald head, I want to duel with you, ah, help......"

The poor fat man was punched away by the bald head as soon as he got up, and then he ate the vegetables again, as if everything just now had nothing to do with him, and the piercing stone, who was still going to shout, quietly swallowed his saliva, drank and ate honestly, and no longer dared to provoke this bald head who seemed to be kind-faced, but not at all.

I waited silently with him for a long time and asked, "Master, why don't you call Tang Seng Shenwuzi instead?"

"Of course, it's enough to be spiritual, you have to know that since I called Shenwuzi, I am proud from the inside out, just like Zhao Ritian, Wang Sanpao, and Song Jiji, all of which can reflect a person's personality, so I am comfortable and proud in this life. ”

"Oh, no wonder I've felt refreshed since I dreamed of having the name of my fight, so that's it. ”

Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Just your name, it must have been dreamed of in a semi-insomnia state, and I am still fighting, it is too far from the enlightenment of the teacher, taste the third child." ”

"My original name was Wujing, how do I feel average. ”

"Fart, what a charming name, this is all the hard work of the teacher, and you have to remember, the name is very important, such as the third child, I want to call you the junior, this is not good. ”

I almost fell to the ground with the water bowl, looked at the master in front of me, and suddenly felt that the powerful master in my previous life was far less powerful than in this life, Xiao San...... Ahem, it's still the third.

Tang Seng raised his head and glanced at Ning Hexi, lowered his head, and sighed lightly in his heart: "With the heart is enlightenment, when you meet the water is pure, at that time, your dream lacked the heart and water, how could it be called Wujing, but now with her, with the nine days of weak water, your name is Wujing......"