Reminiscences of the Year (6)
"Fifth sister, fifth sister, how is it?" On the martial arts training ground, the girl in the light green shirt asked again and again, "Did the fourth sister agree to teach us the magic skills of the Demon Gate?"
The fourth sister agreed. After the red-shirted girl stood still, she sighed, "But the fourth sister is focusing on cultivating the heir of our Tianqing Castle, so she can only guide us when she has free time." ”
The girl in the lilac shirt asked curiously, "Who is the future owner of my family?"
"It's the tenth sister. ”
"Why is the tenth sister the heir?"
"Because the tenth sister is a boy. ”
"Why are boys heirs?"
"How do I know this...... the girl in the red shirt coughed, "I heard that this is basic social common sense, do you know common sense? ”
"Oh. The girl in the lilac shirt thought thoughtfully, "The book does say so, and the tenth sister is indeed a boy, and it seems that he inherited the family business." ”
The red-shirted girl continued to speak, "The fourth sister also said that in order to make the tenth sister realize that she is a boy and have the confidence to take on heavy responsibilities in the future, everyone should not call him the tenth sister in the future." ”
The girl in the light green shirt asked, "If you don't call him ten sisters, can you only call Xiaoyue?"
"No, no, he has an official name. ”
The red-shirted girl said solemnly, "That name is really amazing, it sounds very majestic and domineering, hot-blooded and heroic, commanding, decisive in killing, happy and enmity, and smiling proudly-"
The silver-shirted girl snorted coldly, "Isn't it the three words of Ji Aojian, what are you talking about so many idiots?"
"These adjectives are all said by the fourth sister, not me!" the red-shirted girl spread her hands. "Anyway, we'll call him Little Sword in the future. Or call the owner of the village. ”
The girl in the light green shirt asked again, "The tenth sister." Oh, after Xiaojian inherited the position of the owner, do we all have to listen to him?"
The red-shirted girl hesitated, "It should be, after all, he is the owner of the village, if he has any orders, we must obey them." ”
"Fifth sister, sixth sister, seventh sister. I don't want to follow a quirch's orders. The girl in the light green shirt looked a little unhappy, "You say, what should I do?"
"If you don't want to listen to him, then leave. The red-shirted girl said nonchalantly, "There is no master here, there is a place to keep the master." ”
"Where can we go?"
"If you can practice peerless martial arts, where can't you go to the world?" the red-shirted girl waved her hand, "The second sister's martial arts are so high, she can wander the rivers and lakes casually." The third sister's martial arts are so high, she can travel all over the world casually, so as long as you ......"
"That's enough!" cried the silver-shirted girl, "and you just want to go." Do you still have a sense of responsibility?"
The red-shirted girl was stunned, "According to what you say, shouldn't we stay and assist Xiaojian?"
"Xiao Jian is only five years old. It will take at least ten years to inherit the throne of the owner. The silver-shirted girl said slowly, "In the meantime. We're still his sister, aren't we?"
"Of course it is. ”
"That being the case. We should take the responsibility of being sisters and help the fourth sister cultivate and exercise the little sword. ”
"The edge of the sword sharpens itself, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. The girl in the lilac shirt clapped her hands, "I understand what the sixth sister means, we can't give up the torture of Xiaojian before we practice martial arts and leave home...... Well, I mean all kinds of severe trials and tests, so as to live up to our brotherhood with the young owner. ”
"High, really high. The girl in the light green shirt danced with her eyebrows and raised her thumbs, "Since ancient times, strict teachers have produced high apprentices, and sticks have produced filial sons, we have been strict with Xiaojian, and it is also to help him become a talent, and he will definitely be able to appreciate the hard work of us as sisters in the future." ”
The girl in the lilac shirt smiled and said, "What kind of hard work, it's obviously a loving one." ”
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It was getting dark, the four girls stood with soreness in both feet, and a dark figure finally appeared on the martial arts training ground.
"Actually, I've always felt that I don't have any common language with you. ”
The girl in black said coldly, "But since you have sincerely pleaded and want to learn my magic skills, I will be merciful and guide you to both hands casually." ”
"That's, that's. The red-shirted girl nodded and said, "Fourth sister, whatever you teach, it's all a favor to us." ”
"The magic skills of the Demon Gate are vast and numerous, and I have specially selected some cheats that are suitable for women to practice. The girl in black also brought a book, and slowly took out a thin booklet first.
The red-shirted girl had sharp eyes and hurriedly said, "Fourth sister, your cheats book is very thin, and it can't be compared with the teaching plan given to us by the third sister." ”
"Shut up, this book of mine is the essence of it, how can it be compared to that kind of teaching manual?"
"Oh, then what kind of magic skills does your treasure book record?"
"This magic skill is called Alluring the country and the city. ”
The girl in black raised the booklet and talked eloquently, "After you cultivate, as long as you comprehend the true meaning of captivating the country and the city, you can become amorous and enchanting, and there is infinite charm between your gestures, so that all men in the world are fascinated by you, let him be driven, he will not dare to go west if he is told to go east, and he will not dare to throw himself into the river if he hangs himself." ”
There was silence.
"What's wrong with you, why don't you speak?"
The red-shirted girl asked cautiously, "Fourth sister, practicing this magic skill that captivates the country and the city is actually turning into a red face and a disaster, right?"
The same can be said. ”
"But what's the use of that?"
"Don't you know what's the use! Haven't you heard the saying that men conquer the world and women conquer men?" the girl in black looked distressed, "When you become a red face and a disaster that captivates the country and the city, you can indirectly conquer the world by conquering men, thus embodying the ultimate philosophical realm of dividing thousands of pounds, controlling people invisibly, and leveraging the entire earth with a fulcrum." ”
“......”
"Such a mysterious and wonderful magic skill, do you want to learn it?"
The girl in the red shirt blinked her eyes for a long time, and finally held back a sentence. "Fourth sister, let's conquer the world directly. ”
"Go aside! With your appearance, you are not suitable for practicing this magic skill. ”
The girl in black walked up to the girl in the silver shirt. He asked, "Do you practice?"
"No, I don't practice. The silver-shirted girl said categorically. "This kind of flattery does not contribute to the growth of real martial arts in the slightest, and it is not worth wasting effort on it at all. ”:
"You're pretty self-aware. Facial paralysis like you, lack of facial expression changes, and are born with divine skills. ”
The girl in black walked up to the girl in the lilac shirt again and asked, "Do you practice?"
The girl in the lilac shirt thought for a moment and asked, "Fourth sister, if you really practice to the point of captivating the country and the city." Can you conquer a woman?"
The girl in black was stunned, "What do you want to conquer women?"
"As the saying goes: Men chase women, the mountain is separated, and women chase men, and the yarn is separated. The girl in the lilac shirt said very seriously, "So what's the point of such a simple thing as a blushing face and seducing a man? ”
The girl in the light green shirt wondered. "Seventh sister, you are also a woman, how can it be 'men chasing women, the next layer of mountains'?"
"It's easy. The lilac girl said disapprehantly. "After I practice this magic skill, I can pretend to be a man who captivates the country and the city. ”
"Your way of thinking is rather unusual. The girl in black groaned, "But after practicing the magic skills." It is said that you can kill both men and women, so no one can stop your peerless charm. ”
The lilac girl said in surprise. "So powerful, then I must practice!"
The girl in black waved the booklet and asked the last sister, "What about you?"
The girl in the light green shirt held her little face in both hands. asked shyly, "Fourth sister, after I become a country and a city, will you all like me more?"
"Of course. The girl in black said with certainty, "At that time, your smile, every move will be pleasing to the eye, and your heart will be intoxicated, and whoever sees it will like you very, very much." ”
"Really?" said the girl in the light green shirt happily, "Fourth sister, have you practiced this magic skill?"
"Of course...... It's practiced. ”
"Then Fourth Sister, can you show me a smile and let me see how attractive it will be? If it is really so beautiful, I will definitely learn it." ”
The girl in black frowned slightly, "It's okay." ”
Then he shouted to the girl in the red shirt and the girl in the silver shirt, "Turn around!"
The girl in the red shirt was stretching her neck, ready to see what the girl in black looked like when she laughed, and was very stunned when she heard this, "Fourth sister, why should we turn around?"
The girl in black said coldly, "You don't practice this magic skill, why should I laugh at you?"
"What's the matter? The fourth sister is really domineering. ”
After the red-shirted girl turned around reluctantly, she heard the surprises of her two younger sisters:
"Oh my God, the fourth sister is so beautiful when she laughs!"
"Wow, the fourth sister's charming look really makes my heart melt!"
"I must become as beautiful as the fourth sister in the future!"
"I must let the fourth sister be my woman in the future!"
The girl in the red shirt was itchy and unbearable, "Is it really that good-looking...... Fourth sister, I have changed my mind and want to learn this magic skill!"
The cold voice of the girl in black immediately came from her ears, "Shut up! There was once a precious opportunity in front of you, but you didn't cherish it, and now you can't get any chance again." ”
"Old Five, can you fight for breath?" The expression on the silver-shirted girl's face was so contemptuous that she couldn't be more contemptuous, "Just to see the fourth sister smile, you are actually embarrassed to learn Meigong?"
The red-shirted girl muttered, "It sounds like the fourth sister is really too beautiful just now, I should have pretended to say that I wanted to learn divine skills, and I would talk about it after watching it first." ”
The girl in black handed the treasure book to the girl in the light purple shirt and said, "You two are practicing by yourself, and if you don't understand something, come and ask me." ”
Then, the future Grand Master of the Demon Sect took out the second booklet from the book, and then spoke, "After practicing the Demon Skill, you can all be regarded as witches." But did you know that there are actually two types of witches?"
Immediately caused an exclamation, "Wow, there are actually two of them?"
"The first type of witch, who mainly cultivates the divine skills of indirectly conquering the world, specializes in captivating the country and the city, and charms the world, and can usually be called a demon girl, to show that it is different from the second type. ”
"The second kind of witch. Mainly cultivates the divine skill of directly conquering the world, specializing in destroying countries and destroying cities. Destroy the world, this is the witch of real value. If you practice to the extreme, you can call it a heavenly demon. ”
The red-shirted girl's eyes immediately glowed eagerly, "Fourth sister, this treasure book in your hand must be a divine skill that directly conquers the world?"
"That's right, this collection of Heavenly Demon Annihilation records all kinds of extreme and ruthless, insidious and tricky martial arts, after practice, you can kill people like mowing grass, and you won't stay for thousands of miles. ”
"That's good. This is good. The red-shirted girl hurriedly said, "Third sister, give me this treasure book quickly." ”
The silver-shirted girl cut off and said, "Why did you give it to you, it should be for me!"
The girl in black threw the book in her hand, and a red light and a silver light chased the book and fought as she went.
The girl in the light purple shirt sighed, "Why do the fifth sister and the sixth sister have to fight, can't they sit down and study together?"
The girl in the light green shirt shouted, "Fifth sister." Sixth sister, don't break the wall again, or you'll have to move bricks again!"
The girl in black didn't hear it, and took out the third book from the book.
The red-shirted girl and the silver-shirted girl hurriedly tore off half of the book each. Ran back as fast as he could.
"Fourth sister, the first book is to indirectly conquer the world, and the second book is to directly conquer the world. How did the third book conquer the world?"
The girl in black flipped through the book, "This book is not to conquer the world. It's about giving you the ability to travel the world. ”
"What do you mean?"
This book, also known as the Wilderness Survival Handbook, specializes in training Demon Sect disciples to survive in various climates, terrains, and traps. The girl in black said unhurriedly. "You have to read and comprehend it well, and pay special attention to those mechanisms, traps, drugs, poisonous smoke and other means, which will soon be used. ”
The lilac girl asked, "Why do you need to use it right away?"
"Because I'm going to use this to clean you up. ”
The girl in black smiled wickedly, "You only have one night. From tomorrow onwards, whether you sleep, eat, or practice, you may encounter all kinds of traps, and I will attack you at any time. Maybe when you wake up, you will find yourself in the wilderness and mountains dozens of miles away from home, and you will have to find a way to come back by yourself. ”
The girl in the light green shirt was startled, "Are there any beasts and poisonous snakes in the hills and barren forests outside my house?"
"Yes, definitely!" the girl in black reached out and pinched her little face, "If you want to save your life, you have to learn to hide your own blade, I won't be kind enough to leave you a weapon when I throw you into the wild." ”
"I, I, I know. ”
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After the girl in black left, the girl in the red shirt sighed heavily, "What do you think?"
The girl in the light green shirt whined and said, "It seems that we shouldn't ask the fourth sister to learn the magic skills of the Demon Gate, her martial arts are so high, she even wants to sneak attack us, how can we resist this?"
The girl in the lilac shirt said calmly, "Isn't the fourth sister busy teaching the young owner, she shouldn't have much time to embarrass us, right?"
"She could sneak up at any moment, and we need to be on guard at all times. The silver-shirted girl snorted, "So it doesn't make a difference whether she embarrasses us more or less." ”
The red-shirted girl hung her head and said, "So let's hurry up and read the third book, and make up for these indiscriminate methods, which is the key to the key." ”
The girl in the pale green shirt asked, "Why are these indiscriminate methods?"
The red-shirted girl said, "Don't you know that these drugs, limes, traps, and mechanisms are not real martial arts, but things used by the young people on the rivers and lakes to harm people?"
The girl in the light purple shirt suddenly thought, "Doesn't that mean that if the fourth sister uses these means to deal with us, we can all carry it, and there will be nothing to be afraid of walking in the rivers and lakes in the future?"
"That's right. The silver-shirted girl nodded, "It's not a wrong decision to find the fourth sister to teach us." ”
"That's right!" the lilac-shirted girl continued, "We learned these methods in the third book, and they can also be used against the fourth sister." ”
The red-shirted girl scratched her head, "But the fourth sister has long been an expert, we want to let her be fooled, how easy is it to talk about it?"
"The fourth sister is not easy to be fooled, because we must be unfamiliar when we first learn it. The silver-shirted girl said with a blank face, "So we can find an easy target to be fooled into, and use it to practice our hands and improve our proficiency first." ”
"Easy target?" the girl in the light green shirt rolled her eyes, "Could it be that you mean the young owner?"
"Exactly, exactly. The girl in the lilac shirt clapped her hands and said, "Aren't we just testing and exercising the young owner, and the fourth sister will definitely protect the young owner, which will also distract her, and the pressure on us will be reduced, which is really the best of both worlds." ”
"So, it was decided!"
The red-shirted girl was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it okay to do this?" )