Chapter 4 Guide to Immortal Practitioner Training and Meditation (Plus 1)
At half past one in the morning, Chen Bo threw a bunch of crayfish skins into the trash can not far from the door, and when he returned to the supply store, he found two people standing in the store. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Chen Bo's legs are a little weak, he won't have auditory hallucinations again this time, right? What if these two people call him 'Lord Immortal Envoy' again? Does he pretend not to hear, or do he ask directly?
"Is the condom super long?" The woman with big golden wavy hair spit wine between her lips and teeth, half leaning on the tall white man beside her, she rubbed the white man behind her with a little provocation as she spoke, and the man who rubbed was so excited that he actually set up a tent on the spot!
Chen Bo glanced at it and turned around, took out a box of sets from the counter and handed it over, "Do you think this model is enough?"
The sexy woman smiled slightly, and directly threw over two red tickets, "For you, take the rest as a tip!"
Chen Bo waited blankly with the ticket, and waited until the two of them left, and after he made sure that there were no more auditory hallucinations just now, he sat on the sofa with a smile, looking at the two hundred yuan and smiling, "Next to him is a bar street! This is definitely a place to make money! Of the two hundred yuan, one hundred and forty-one of them are tips for me, which is too special to make money!"
"Ahem," a little girl with a mask quietly stood in front of the counter and coughed dryly, then handed Chen Bo a plastic-wrapped box and five hundred yuan, "Find money." ”
Chen Bo looked at the thing twice, and then he saw that this was a man's daily intention, and he wondered what this little girl was doing when she bought this thing......
The little girl watched Chen Bo look at this thing for a minute, and she didn't look for money, so she grabbed the thing and rushed out of the door at once.
Chen Bo was stunned for a moment, and then smiled shyly, "Didn't I just study the usefulness and price! Why did this girl leave with such an impatient temperament?
Chen Bo earned more than two hundred tips in this moment, and the whole person was in good spirits in an instant, staring at the door with a shimmering spirit, and finally the kung fu paid off, just three or four minutes of hard work, I saw two men pushing the door in, one tall and strong, the other bearded but relatively short.
As the two men entered, the bell hanging on the door shook twice, but there was no sound.
The two men took three or four things from the cabinet next to them, "Yo, I bought so much, you have to get a discount! A total of two hundred and three, just two hundred yuan!"
Chen Bo saw that the two men turned around and were about to leave, comparing the previous tip with the experience of making up the money out of his own pocket this time, Chen Bo slapped the table, "Don't go!"
The big man turned around, frowning, and stalking his neck, "What do you want to do?"
Chen Bo didn't have a taste in his heart, and said in his heart that this was his own field, if he really used force, he would have to count it as his own if he smashed something, it was too much of a loss, he silently took out a bag from the drawer, "I'll give you a bag." ”
The relatively thin man was impatient at the moment, took out his wallet and gave Qi Tian fifty yuan, and then turned his head to look at the big man, "If you don't want to, then you can just say it, what's the point of grinding here? Xiao Shuhan, don't look at your tall and tall, you really don't look like a man! The old lady looks down on you for being stingy!"
The thin man stomped his feet and rushed out of the door, and the big man hurriedly chased after him.
It was busy until three o'clock in the morning, and the bar street had ended, and the whole street was finally quiet.
Chen Bo shook his head and smiled bitterly, only feeling that the various beings he had seen in the past half a day seemed to be more than what he had seen in the past twenty years, "This is the metropolis full of lights, and the gaze of a rich man can change my life in an instant; ”
Chen Bo counted, he earned more than 800 yuan just for this night's tips, he was tired and satisfied, he didn't go back to the rented bunk bed, but closed the door directly, washed his face, and slept on the single bed behind the counter.
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After a good night's sleep, Chen Bo woke up and saw that it was already more than two o'clock in the afternoon on July 9th, he got up and cleaned up, locked the door of the store, found the nearest deposit machine, and saved 100,000 yuan.
This time he was steady, Chen Bo took out his mobile phone, looked at Shen Qing's familiar phone number, Chen Bo locked and opened the mobile phone screen, locked it and opened it again, and repeated it more than a dozen times, and finally dialed this familiar number, "Toot ...... Honk...... Toot ......"
"Hey!" someone on the other end of the line finally answered.
Chen Bo was stunned and stood still, as if he had been scorched by lightning.
"Why don't you speak!" on the other end of the phone, the foot-picking man roared dissatisfiedly with a thick local accent.
"Hello, I want to ask, is this Shen Qing's mobile phone?" Chen Bo slowed down his breathing speed and said sanely.
"Is that black? I don't recognize it! You're typing it wrong! This is my new phone number! It's hanging......!
Chen Bo put down his mobile phone and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "Don't cry, the enemy will laugh, don't bow your head, the crown will fall ......"
"Lord Immortal Envoy, I don't know what you want more?" This time, the pronunciation of the four words "Lord Immortal Envoy" did not have the slightest flattery, but had a strong cold atmosphere!
"Huh?" Chen Bo was about to look at the place where the sound came from, thinking to himself that he was having auditory hallucinations? At the same time, Chen Bo felt that his body was a little cold, as if he had been stripped naked in the breeze in an instant, and he didn't even have a small Nene.
The pleasure of piercing through the wind under his crotch made Chen Bo shudder, and before he could see the person behind him clearly, he couldn't help but feel angry, "Tema, is Lao Tzu infected by a nervous disease? Immortal Envoy? Immortal Adult, I'll go to your Immortal Envoy!"
"Immortal Envoy. Hu Lai stood behind Chen Bo, and said in his heart, is his recommendation wrong? This Chen Bo has just been an immortal envoy for a day, but he just saw a pig demon and a snake demon fighting; the rat spirit came to receive benefits; the bat spirit who delivered food asked for a five-star evaluation, these three trivial things, how could Chen Bo be hit to the end?
Chen Bo stiffened the moment he saw Hu Lai, isn't this the young man in a suit and leather shoes who stuffed that shabby leaflet to him yesterday and gave him a job opportunity with an annual salary of 500,000 yuan!
"Don't you like us to call you the Immortal Envoy?" Hu Lai said coldly, thought for a moment, and said, "Or do you prefer the mundane name - Director?"
"Huh, what are you talking about?" Chen Bo felt that he was obviously very sober, but why was everything he heard and seen so weird?
"Alas," Hu Lai sighed, unable to tell whether it was sympathy or regret, "You can read the contract more first, if there is anything you don't understand, you can call me, I can send you a friendship comfort package, but the rest of the things can only be solved by your own strength!"
"What contract?" Chen Bo approached Hu Lai, wanting to hear more clearly, so Chen Bo plucked out his ears hard, "And what is that immortal envoy?"
"Zhu Sanpang and that snake spirit are still locked up in a mental hospital, you'd better rescue them as soon as possible, with their Taoism, they will appear in their original form within seven days at most, if people see their transformation, you can't handle the finishing work with your skills, then you don't want to do it, the probationary immortal envoy of the Heavenly Court Office." Hulai suddenly became so angry that he flicked his arm and ran away.
"Snake spirit, what snake spirit?" Chen Bo shouted at Hu Lai's back, but it seemed that the person had disappeared in a blink of an eye, and he couldn't help muttering, "I'm a madman, right?"
After all, how could a young man like Chen Bo, who was living under the five-star red flag a day ago, a great league member who had recited Ma Mao's Introduction for more than ten years, and a successor of communism, overturn the science he firmly believed in because of the words of others?
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The sun was rising at noon, and it was July 9th, his third day on the job.
In the past two days, in addition to selling a lot of daily necessities, Chen Bo has never encountered any neuroses, which really makes him breathe a sigh of relief.
Extremely bored and drowsy, Chen Bo finally opened the thick contract book to the second page of the "Table of Contents", Chen Bo looked at the contents of the catalog and was shocked, "A brief history of the founding of Heavenly Court, this part of the content is actually more than 300 pages! Next is the Heavenly Court Nine Rank Immortal Practitioner's Body Training Guide and Meditation Guide, as well as the probationary rules and assessments in the contract and appendix. ”
Chen Bo flipped all the way down the catalog, directly past the long founding envoy, and directly saw the "physical training guide" full of pictures, like a comic book.
Among the dozens of pages of paper is a small figure with various stripes engraved on his body, this little man either punches or raises his legs, and all kinds of movements.
"This should be a trick to connect up!" Chen Bo frowned, "Isn't this a labor contract signed between a Fortune 500 company and me? Why is there such a strange thing on it? Could it be that I got up in the wrong way today?"
Chen Bo pressed the alpaca running wildly in his heart, continued to look back, and then saw the "Jiupin Immortal Meditation Guide", this side of the word is also written in traditional Chinese characters A lot of words are written, it looks mysterious and mysterious, Chen Bo read it again and did not understand it very well, and the other side of the paper is printed with a painting, like a portrait of "Guanyin sitting on a lotus", but this portrait can not see the face, no matter how you look at it, it is blurred.
Without dwelling on this issue, Chen Bo continued to look behind him with apprehension, and behind him was his contract book, on which he remembered the "annual salary of 500,000 yuan" clearly, and he didn't look at the other places carefully.