"If I scold you, you're happy, but I don't have any benefits?" Wu Mochong pouted there holding the Demon Slayer Umbrella. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Wow, let you scold a woman, you still want benefits, this is all giving you great benefits. Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

"It's good to scold women, my God, girl, are you okay with your brain?" Wu Mochong looked at Shangguan Xiaoxian in surprise, and almost wanted to cut her head with a knife to see what was hidden inside, why she was so strange.

Shangguan Xiaoxian said: "Do you think it's a shame to scold me in front of so many people, then it's okay, we can go and open a room, you scold slowly in the room." ”

Wu Mochong heard this and said, "Let's open a room for the two of us?"

"What, what else do you want?" Shangguan Xiaoxian hurriedly asked.

"What do I think, or what do you think!" Wu Mo Chong took two steps back again and again, this Shangguan Xiaoxian let himself scold him for being fake, could it be...... Oh my God, why is she so unlucky.

Wu Mochong looked disgusted.

"What do you mean by your disgust, does this girl smell like a fox, are you hiding so far away?" Shangguan Xiaoxian looked at Wu Mo Chong and took two steps back, and said unceremoniously there.

Wu Mochong turned his head and took a look, the goddess of the Snow Mountain was still fighting very hotly with Shangguan Xiongcai, the hot palm strength, the cold leg wind was blowing and drinking there, and the fight was inextricable, and the strong true qi of the two hit the entire Heavenly Demon Mountain, and the flint flew wildly, and the smoke and dust were billowing.

"Well, it's really dangerous here, what, Miss Shangguan, let's get out of here, let's go open a room, and then ...... Let's talk about it. Wu Mochong said.

When Shangguan Xiaoxian heard this, he stepped over, then hugged Wu Mochong's arm and said, "Then let's go." ”

Wu Mochong pouted and said, "Your father was about to be beaten to death by that woman, you leave now, okay?"

Shangguan Xiaoxian said: "It's good to die, no one will care about me if I die, I can do whatever I want!"

When Wu Mochong heard this, he nodded again and again, what he said was ...... There's nothing wrong with that.

The two got into Shangguan Xiaoxian's sedan chair, and as a few maids got up from the sedan chair, Wu Mochong felt like he was flying like a mist and began to float up.

Not to mention, such a high-end sedan chair, Wu Mochong is still sitting for the first time, this sedan chair is luxuriously decorated, not only that, but also there is incense lit, a strange fragrance makes people drowsy after smelling it.

Sitting in the sedan chair, Wu Mochong fell asleep, and then the shake bag began to lower heavily, and he said to himself: "Why am I sleeping so hard?"

Shangguan Xiaoxian said: "Then you can sleep if you want." ”

Wu Mochong said: "No, I can't sleep, what if someone snatches my Demon Slayer Umbrella after I sleep?"

"You're afraid of being snatched away, so how about I take care of it for you temporarily?" Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

"No, this Demon Slayer Umbrella is the only one I can keep. Wu Mochong said.

"Okay, then you keep it yourself, you have to keep it well, don't lose it. Shangguan Xiaoxian's gentle voice made him a little groggy, and then, he didn't know anything.

In the early morning, the first rays of sunlight shone on Wu Mochong's face, and he was awakened with a heat wave.

He really hasn't rested for too long, this sleep, I don't know how long he slept, the more he slept, the more he wanted to sleep, he felt that he was lying in the gentle bed, lazily not wanting to open his eyes.

Although he didn't want to open his eyes, but the thing that lacked virtue in the sun, just shining on his face like this, also made him a little uncomfortable, he lazily wanted to turn over, but suddenly his body touched something cotton, soft and slippery, well, this seems to be a hand, but, why is there so much hair on the hand?

He was startled, his eyes opened, and he suddenly found that he was lying on a bed in an inn, and there was a bearded man sleeping next to him at the same time, covered with a lid with him, and his big thick legs were actually ...... Put it on yourself.

Wu Mochong, who was terrified, held his head, his eyes were all question marks, in the end...... What happened last night?

As soon as he lowered his head, sure enough, he was lying naked in the bed, which made him scream in fright.

"Who are you, how did I lie with you, what did you do last night?" Wu Mochong jumped up from the bed at once, looking for pants to wear everywhere with his bare buttocks.

He really couldn't understand why he was in the same bed and under the same bed with a big bearded man, and the two of them slept in that posture for one night, which made people very uneasy.

Wu Mochong, who was not worried, got up from the bed and looked for his clothes and pants everywhere.

And the bearded man sleeping next to him seemed to wake up and said in a daze, "You're awake." ”

Wu Mochong heard it, why was this voice so familiar, and then thought about it, isn't this the voice of Shangguan Xiaoxian, how is it possible?

Wu Mochong looked at the bearded man again, and after a closer look, he vaguely resembled that Shangguan Xiaoxian, how could this be?

What is the identity of this bearded man?

The bearded man looked at Wu Mochong, then touched his face, smiled and said, "Boy, let you see through my true body." ”

"You...... Is it Shangguan Xiaoxian?" Wu Mochong hugged a piece of clothing, frightened like a little daughter-in-law.

"Yes, how is it, did you feel good last night, can't you lose your soul?" The bearded man was really Shangguan Xiaoxian, how did she become like this overnight, so scared that Wu Mochong was about to pee out there.

"What did you do to me last night?" Wu Mochong was a little hysterical now, frantically shouting at him or at her, he really couldn't tell now, was the person in front of him a man or a woman, or a monster?

Shangguan Xiaoxian in front of him, suddenly started to exercise there, as soon as he moved, all the beard on his face suddenly retracted, the long hair on his chest, and the rough wool on his face like a steel needle, also disappeared in an instant, and Shangguan Xiaoxian's delicate face appeared in front of him.

"I think I met a fake Shangguan Xiaoxian. ”

Wu Mochong looked at the Shangguan Xiaoxian in front of him in amazement, he felt that his life had been in vain.

A person can be a man or a woman, what kind of demon is this?

"What the hell is going on?" Wu Mochong asked with a puzzled expression.

"Well, this girl has practiced a martial art, this martial art can't sleep with a man, and when she sleeps, she will become a man, but I'm not afraid to become a man, and I will become a woman again as soon as I get my work. Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

"You mean, the two of us were in bed last night......" Wu Mochong tilted his head there and recalled.

Shangguan Xiaoxian's delicate little face turned red, and she lowered her head and muttered to herself: "Yes, you don't know what you have done yourself." ”

Wu Mochong said: "Then when we slept together last night, were you a man or a woman?" ”

Shangguan Xiaoxian quipped, "Is this important?"

"It's very important, it's about a man's innocence. Wu Mochong was so anxious that he cried.

"Guess I slept with you last night when I was a man or a woman. Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

"I hope it's a woman. Wu Mochong said.

"Hope is always unreliable. Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

Wu Mochong cried.

Shangguan Xiaoxian looked at him and said heroically: "Be good, don't cry, I will be responsible." ”

"Hey, I should have said that, right?" Wu Mochong said.

"But last night it was this girl who slept with you. Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

"Ah, I'm just going to be slept with like this, oh my God, let's say, how are you going to be responsible, how are you going to compensate me, I want to compensate, I want mental damages, and I have to pay for the night!" Wu Mochong said with a small fist.

"Okay, why are you a man so careful, this is 50,000 taels of silver tickets, which can be regarded as compensation for you. ”

Shangguan Xiaoxian threw over the 50,000 taels of silver tickets, Wu Mochong's face was overjoyed, and he quickly picked it up, and hid it in his clothes.

Shangguan Xiaoxian smiled, got up, got off the bed without wearing anything, and stretched lazily under the sun.

"You don't wear anything in the daytime, is that okay?" Wu Mochong stared at the beautiful body in front of him, and began to beat with some unhappiness underneath.

"Didn't you see it all last night? with a beard on your face and hair like steel needles on your legs, didn't you keep shouting that it was so cool, so cool?" Shangguan Xiaoxian said.

"Did I say that, I was so in bed, this can't be!" Wu Mochong said.

"Hmph, if you don't believe it, forget it, this girl is leaving, you can dress yourself slowly. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Shangguan Xiaoxian left the room naked.

Seeing that beautiful body leave, Wu Mochong hurriedly picked up his pants and put them on there, tied his belt, put on his clothes, and then washed up at the bucket next to him, then sat on the bed and began to count the silver tickets and play.

Five silver tickets, he counted them again, and found that there were no fake silver tickets, this was a genuine silver ticket, and he was about to stuff it into his clothes again in a hurry, when he suddenly found that the magic slayer umbrella was missing.

He looked left and right and couldn't find it, he looked at the bed and the bed, the table legs, and he didn't see the Demon Slayer umbrella.

It's broken, is it ......

Sure enough, Wu Mochong found a note on the bed, which read: "One night of gentleness, 50,000 taels to buy a dream and then take a magic soldier, this Xiaoxian has really earned enough!"

Wu Mochong angrily tore off the note in front of him and yelled there: "Bastard Shangguan Xiaoxian, Lao Tzu hates you, meet again, Lao Tzu will hammer you to death with a small fist!"

What a night of gentleness, I lost a lot, not only was I slept with a monster who was neither male nor female, but I also used the golden treasure chest to get the demon slayer umbrella and left.

What's the use of 50,000 taels, can it compensate for your body? Can it compensate for your wounded mind?

You don't even have the qualifications to take out five million taels to take a look at a divine weapon like the Demon Slayer Umbrella.

He was actually stunned by 50,000 taels, let the little girl sleep with him, and stole his own demon slayer umbrella.

No, you can't let her be so proud, you have to chase it back.

Wu Mo stumbled open the door and found that this was indeed an inn, he went downstairs, grabbed the shopkeeper who was wiping the table, and yelled: "Where did the bare-ass woman run away just now?"

As soon as the shopkeeper heard this, there was a woman with a bare buttocks, her eyes immediately lit up, and she began to look up and down, and asked while looking, "Guest officer, where is the bare-ass woman?"

Wu Mochong let go of the shopkeeper and asked, "You worked here all morning, and you didn't see a woman with a bare ass going downstairs?"

The shopkeeper said blankly: "I didn't see it, I was working in the morning, and I didn't see anyone going downstairs from above." ”

"Then I ask you, I came last night with a man, or did I stay here with a woman. Wu Mochong asked.

The shopkeeper thought for a while and said, "Guest officer, you came to stay alone yesterday. ”

Wu Mochong grabbed the collar of the shopkeeper and said, "You are talking nonsense, I beat you in the mouth with my small fist." ”

The shopkeeper began to struggle desperately and said: "Guest officer, why are you beating people, you did come alone last night, and you haven't paid for the accommodation yet." ”

Wu Mochong let go of the shopkeeper and took a deep breath.

For last night, his memory is still stuck in the moment when he entered Shangguan Xiaoxian's sedan chair, and then smelled the incense, and fell into a coma, after that, he couldn't remember anything.

As for how he came alone last night and how he opened the room, the next day there was a Shangguan Xiaoxian who was neither male nor female, and walked away from his room with his bare buttocks, and then the shopkeeper clearly said that he didn't see anything, which made him feel like he had met a ghost!

Actually, this is not to blame Wu Mochong, this has to blame the shopkeeper, he doesn't know at all, this inn is the property of the Tianlong Gang, the shopkeeper is a member of the Tianlong Gang, the eldest lady Shangguan Xiaoxian asked him to talk nonsense, he can only talk nonsense.

And Wu Mochong, who didn't know anything, was even more worried about what happened to him last night, Zhong Zhong, sitting on the chair in despair, his hands trembling and pouring himself tea.

Through the reflection of the tea, Wu Mochong saw his face. Last night, how gentle was it, and how haggard I became overnight.

Women are tigers, and sure enough, the Buddha said it right.

She was gentle all night, she was so haggard, the next time she saw Shangguan Xiaoxian, she didn't let her pay eighteen million taels, she definitely couldn't let go of this little slut, it was too bad.

Thinking of this, Wu Mochong began to sigh, why can't he change the problem of not being able to walk when he sees a woman, this time he lost the Demon Slayer Umbrella again, you see, maybe he will be scolded as a virgin in the comment area of the book again.

However, just scold, he doesn't care.

He sighed at the inn, there was the sound of horses' hooves walking outside, and then, a person shouted outside: "Shopkeeper, come and lead the horse, we want to stay in the hotel." ”

The shopkeeper immediately stared at Wu Mochong and whispered: "Guest officer, don't run away if you don't give money, I will chase you." ”

Then, he trotted out and shouted, "Official, I've kept you waiting, I'm coming." ”

It's really Huluo who is usually bullied by dogs, and he was actually seen by a shopkeeper as eating overlord meals, and the people who live in overlord stores are really angry.

As soon as the horseback rider outside walked in, Wu Mo Chong looked up, heh, it was actually an acquaintance.

It was actually the overlord Gun Wang Chuan, and his naughty sister-in-law.

"Brother Wang!" Wu Mo said with his fists clenched.

"Hey, it's actually Brother Wu, I didn't expect to see it here, but why does Brother Wu look haggard?" Wang Chuan said.

"Alas, it's hard to say, and Brother Wang is the same, with a face of vicissitudes. Wu Mochong said.

Wang Chuan walked in, sat on Wu Mochong's one, and greeted the shopkeeper, first came to the third jar of wine.