Before Guo Dalu could say anything, Erniu was already shouting anxiously: "This is terrible! This cold is very contagious, and everyone is crowded in a closed and impermeable tent, this is passed on two by two, and it is easy to break out on a large scale, then, that has become the epidemic flu outbreak that Brother Guo said before!"

Wang Deen said: "Don't worry, I have already considered this layer, I will gather all the craftsmen who have a cold in a tent, so as not to infect people who are not sick, and other craftsmen have to drink ginger soup every day, wash their feet with hot water, and spray vinegar in the tent. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Guo Dalu suddenly slapped the table next to him and laughed: "There is! there is!"

Wang Deen and Erniu were stunned, what is there?

Guo Da Lu Teng stood up suddenly: "Wang Deen, quickly, gather all the craftsmen who have a cold and come to my tent!"

Wang Deen's eyes lit up: "Is the master going to treat those craftsmen personally? This is great, as soon as the master makes a move, he will definitely be able to cure them immediately, hey, it's cheap these guys, the head of the science gate will personally treat them, it's really a great blessing." ”

Guo Dalu smiled and said nothing, but Erniu was busy next to him, asking if there was anything he wanted to prepare, whether he wanted to get some hot water and prepare some towels - Guo Dalu waved his hand, so that Erniu didn't have to toss.

I heard that Mr. Houlong wanted to personally treat everyone, but the craftsmen who had a cold were excited, they quickly rushed over under the leadership of Wang Deen, and the interesting thing is that there were several craftsmen who were obviously not sick, but they were also crowded in the crowd, saying that they could be treated by Mr. Houlong himself, and they could get immortal energy, and other craftsmen who did not get sick listened to it, and regretted that they didn't expect this, if they were lucky enough to participate in this matter, it was a major event that could show off to future generations for a lifetime.

The craftsmen who had a cold crowded Guo Dalu's not spacious tent, and for a while, coughing, sneezing, and sniffing sounds, one after another, Guo Dalu stood in the middle, and nodded to the craftsmen with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, please spit on me, snot, and phlegm." ”

As soon as Guo Dalu's words fell, the tent suddenly fell silent.

The second girl woke up first, and she screamed: "What?!It's disgusting!Brother Guo, what are you doing!?Don't!"

The craftsmen also shook their heads again and again, and said with panic on their faces: "How can this be done? How can this be done? This, isn't this a blasphemy against Mr. Houlong? This is a great disrespect! The villain will never dare!"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "What is there to dare to do, what is disrespectful? I heard that when the new leader of the beggar gang took office, all the beggars would gather in a circle and spit on his clothes, which was a very solemn and solemn ceremony. ”

Although Guo Dalu repeatedly persuaded him, but the craftsmen still did not dare to come forward and vomit, Wang Deen has been looking at Guo Dalu's eyes, seeing that his expression is not fake, he really wants the craftsmen to do this disrespectful thing, obviously not on a whim, but has his own opinions.

He gritted his teeth, stepped forward and shouted: "Fellow villagers, don't you still understand? This is Mr. Houlong's great mercy and mercy, let you pass on your sickness to him! Mr. Houlong's supernatural powers are vast, and his magic power is incomparable, after transferring your sickness to your body, it will be naturally resolved, and everyone will have no worries about illness from now on!"

Everyone in the tent was stunned, this is a sick person, has always been a kind of medicine in the countryside to cure incurable diseases, such as a seriously ill person, the food residue poured on the road, let the passers-by trample, stepped on the medicine residue, and the so-called sick gas away, the seriously ill person can be cured, or there is a child with night run, a long time can not be cured, just stick a note on the street wall, on the book "Heaven and spirit, the past pedestrians read it, and the children at home sleep in the morning." "It is also for passers-by to take away the evil spirit from the child.

These doorways, in fact, are country customs, seeking peace of mind, there is no practical effect at all, the effect is similar to Chong Xizhi, no one has ever taken the sickness seriously, but, unexpectedly, after today, Mr. Long's respect, actually want to implement this sick action, and not simply step on the residue, read a smooth mouth, but real, let the patients spit dirty phlegm on their own body - the rural people are ignorant, do not understand the principle of germs to spread the disease, but also know that this spitting, is really going to be sick!

Wang Deen coughed vigorously a few times, took a mouthful of phlegm in his throat, and spit it out on Guo Dalu's body vigorously, and the phlegm fell squarely on Guo Dalu's chest, but Guo Dalu was not annoyed, but nodded with a smile: "Not bad, that's it, that's it, come on, Wang Deen, you spit out a few more mouthfuls." ”

Wang Deen spit out another mouthful of phlegm and pretended to be overjoyed: "My body is much more comfortable! My illness is all over to Mr. Houlong! Mr. Houlong is merciful and compassionate, and bless me from all diseases in the future!" said and kowtowed heavily.

The craftsmen next to him were in a commotion, this Wang Deen is Mr. Houlong's servant, I didn't expect him to really spit dirt on his master, and more importantly, after spitting, he really passed the illness, and he will be able to avoid all diseases in the future!

The craftsmen rushed up, spitting, snotting, coughing and sneezing on Guo Dalu's body, and the second girl next to him covered her face and didn't dare to look at it.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, after those craftsmen vomited dirt, they all felt that their illness had improved a lot, their bodies were much more comfortable, and they were so moved that they kowtowed to Guo Dalu again and again.

Guo Dalu smiled and waved his hand: "Go ahead, let's go, although it is said that it is past the illness, we still have to rest well, take a sick leave in the next few days, eat better, rest better." ”

Wang Deen withdrew from the tent with the craftsman, and the second girl rushed to Guo Dalu's side anxiously: "Brother Guo, how can this happen?! That Qizi craftsman's illness has really been passed by you? You, you, you wait, I'll get medicine for you to eat, or can you use the power of merit to resolve these diseases?"

Guo Dalu shrugged his shoulders: "I don't need to take medicine or resolve any illness, I just want to get sick." Alas, to be honest, I've been reborn since the thunderstorm, and it's hard to say whether such a simple bacterial infection can make me catch a cold. ”

Erniu was stunned, she stayed on the spot, and then stammered: "What, what? Brother Guo, did you deliberately make yourself sick? You, aren't you stupid?--Erniu almost asked Guo Dalu if he was crazy, and when he was about to speak, he changed "crazy" to "stupid".

Guo Dalu shook his head: "Don't worry, Erniu, I'm not crazy or stupid, this is just my way to ambush the tens of thousands of soldiers of the pseudo-Hou Xia Kingdom." ”

The second girl was completely speechless, so she simply sat down and saw what else Guo Dalu could say.

Guo Dalu pointed to the dots and phlegm marks on his clothes and said: "I've been thinking about a way to ambush the army of the pseudo-Hou Xia Kingdom, but try not to hurt them, using explosives, smoothbore guns, and incendiary liquid is definitely not possible, thinking about it, I suddenly thought, can I make them sick." If tens of thousands of enemy soldiers are sick, can only lie on the bed coughing, weak and weak, unable to lift a knife, unable to open a bow, our more than 1,000 disciples and craftsmen of the Science Sect, soldiers are bloodless, and easily catch them, isn't that a great good?"

Erniu opened her mouth: "This method is good, it's just that what kind of disease in the world can make tens of thousands of soldiers who are alive and well-boned all sick at once?"

Guo Dalu laughed: "Of course it's influenza, also known as flu, don't underestimate colds, there was a big flu outbreak in Western foreign countries, and tens of millions of people died at once." ”

The second girl jumped up in fright: "What? This cold is so terrible? Impossible! There are often people in our village who get colds, and I have had them, and I have had a fever, but I have never heard of anyone dying because of this." In fact, when our village was poor in the past, everyone never went to the doctor when they had a cough or something, and they were reluctant to spend this money, so it was not the same to get through?"

Guo Dalu said: "Ordinary cold germs can indeed only make people cough a few times, sneeze a few times, and at best have a small fever, as long as you have a good rest and drink plenty of water, you can even be cured without medicine." It's just that the cold germs I cultivated are super flu bacteria, which can not only quickly infect people, but also make them unable to get up in bed. ”

Guo Dalu pointed to the spittle and thick phlegm everywhere on his body, and said without changing his face: "I get cold germs from craftsmen in this primitive way, and then use the power of merit to test the germs, if there is a germ that can withstand the power of merit and not die, then it is the seed of the super germ I am looking for!"

Guo Dalu has long been reborn, this kind of ordinary cold germs can't infect him at all, he used the power of merit to carefully observe, and he has long seen countless cold germs that are difficult to observe with the naked eye attacking his body, but before he invaded his respiratory tract, he died with a whimper, but it was the power of merit in Guo Dalu's body that automatically countered the external invasion.

It's too weak, these common cold germs are too weak, I knew that I should have picked up some used tissues from the 10 clean trash cans, and the sputum on them carried cold bacteria from the 21st century must be much more powerful than the original germs of the Great Li Dynasty. Not to mention, the germs of the 21st century have been tested by various antibiotics for a long time, and have strong vitality and drug resistance.

Guo Dalu closed his eyes slightly, on the surface of his body, waves of light gold particles swept from the surface of his body, and the germs in the saliva and thick phlegm died almost instantly, too weak, too weak.

Guo Dalu sighed, and just wanted to raise his hand to take off the dirty clothes on his body to wash them off, but he was suddenly stunned, but he found that there was a star of saliva splashed on the back of his hand, and there was a small bacterial community in it that did not die, although the activity was very weak, but it did have vitality.

Guo Dalu was overjoyed, and asked Erniu to prepare a petri dish of germs, but it was distilled water, starch sterilized by high temperature steam, etc., which were placed in a glass, and then carefully transferred the saliva on the back of his hand to the petri dish like a baby, and then put it in the incubator.

After a night, the germs in the petri dish multiplied in large numbers, Guo Dalu did not hesitate, put away the power of merit in his body, suppressed it in the sea of qi, and did not let it leak to kill the enemy by himself, and then swallowed the starch full of germs in the petri dish into his stomach in one gulp.

Then, Guo Dalu took off his coat, stood naked and stood in the ice and snow outside the tent, and soon, because he suppressed the power of merit in his body, the cold germs attacked inside and outside, and finally coughed and ran snot - Guo Dalu had a cold.

Guo Dalu had two yellow dragon snots hanging under his nose in the cold wind, and laughed: "Lao Tzu has finally come up with a unique biochemical weapon in the Science Gate! Guo Dalu has a super flu! It can make tens of thousands of horses and horses ready to be captured without blood, wahaha!"

Erniu, Brother Hao, Silly Big Man, Xiong Chumei, Lou Dalang and others had already been driven aside by Guo Dalu, lest this super flu not infect the enemy yet, and first put their own people down, Erniu was full of heartache and glared at Lou Dalang angrily: "It's all you bastard! You have to be a good person to keep those Qiu Ba in the northwest, why don't you want to come out in a good way, but let Brother Guo suffer this crime and suffer so much?" Brother Guo has never been sick in Houlong Village, but now it's good, I took care of him in the northwest, but he had this serious illness, I, how can I explain to my sister and girl?!"

Lou Dalang regretted and hated, and even had mixed feelings, the cultivators in the world were all for selfish gain, but his own teacher, for the sake of the lives of tens of thousands of big-headed soldiers, would rather let himself have a serious illness -- you know, in the eyes of other cultivators, tens of thousands of mortals, in fact, like tens of thousands of ants, do not care at all! Only the legendary ancient gods are willing to sacrifice themselves for the sake of the people!

Lou Dalang said silently in his heart: "Teacher, don't worry, you will live up to the people of the Northwest, and the people of the Northwest will not live up to you, I will definitely build the Northwest into a foundation that is not easy to build in the science gate!"

Guo Dalu wiped his snot and asked Brother Hao in a loud voice: "When will the army of the puppet Hou Xia Kingdom arrive? This winter is actually not conducive to the spread of germs, and we have to spend some time spreading the flu." ”

Brother Hao hurriedly said: "Before this evening, the vanguard of the puppet Hou Xia Kingdom should arrive at our camp, Brother Guo, with your super cold, we will definitely be able to wipe out tens of thousands of soldiers and soldiers, and not let them run away! You see, I have prepared a whole warehouse just for the ropes used to tie the prisoners of war." ”

In fact, Brother Hao was wrong, the vanguard of the puppet Hou Xia Kingdom had already arrived at the camp of Science Gate, but after hearing an astonishing news, he ran back to the Chinese army in a puff of smoke!

After the puppet Xia State in the army of the big tent, the lord of the country is trying to wear the Pingtian crown made by skilled craftsmen, he hurriedly raised troops to claim the king, split the country, in fact, many things are not ready, including the Pingtian crown, dragon robe and other things, but he is in a hurry to destroy the science gate, hurriedly waved the army, this Pingtian crown was only made by the pseudo-capital city today and sent to the front line.

The lord of the country looked at a broken moon mirror, looked left and right, very satisfied, turned to the thirteenth brother General Longhu and said: "Old Thirteen, it seems that we are really right to divide our troops and rush forward, then the science gate has no chance to attack us, except for the sergeants who are in a hurry, a few unlucky eggs fell off their horses, fell, twisted their legs, and really traveled all the way to peace and security." ”

The thirteenth brother bent down: "Lord of the country, if our prediction is good, the pioneer should have already exchanged hands with the camp of the Science Gate, and the reality of the Science Gate will soon be clear." I'm always worried, is there some other trick in the science gate that has been withholding it for the past few days?"

The puppet lord waved his hand, the range of movement was large, almost letting Ping Tianguan fall to the ground, and he hurriedly held it with both hands, he said impatiently: "Old Thirteen, you are too worried, I have already seen through the Science Gate, bah, it is just a juggling trick who walks the rivers and lakes, and the tricks he makes are all bluffing, just like that kind of magic, it is a fucking trick! I see, maybe the camp of the Science Gate has long been empty, and those disciples and craftsmen have already dispersed in a hurry when they see that my military power is at its peak." ”

The thirteenth brother shook his head secretly in his heart, he was always a little uneasy in his heart, and felt that there was a great problem with the move of dividing troops and advancing quickly, because the generals understood that the division of troops was weak, and it was easy to be broken by the enemy, so it has always been taboo for soldiers to divide troops and attack in multiple ways.

However, counting those craftsmen in the Science Gate, there are only a thousand people, and the number of any army in the Xia Kingdom is far more than that of the Science Gate, unless more than 1,000 people in the Science Gate can be used as ten to destroy the more than 10,000 people in the Xia Kingdom--The thirteenth brother shook his head, this is also ridiculous, he has seen the strong men in the army who are one as two and three as three, but in the big war, if you want to beat 10,000 battle-hardened veterans with 1,000 civilians, it is really a fool's dream.

At this moment, there was a commotion outside the camp tent, and a personal soldier came to report: "The pioneer general is back!"

The puppet queen Xia lord was taken aback: "What? Come back so quickly? Lao Tzu--cough cough, since the widow, they can only reach the Science Gate camp after nightfall? But what happened? Could it be that the Science Gate hit halfway?"--Although the puppet Hou Xia lord put on a confident appearance, in fact, he was still a little empty in his heart, and when he heard that the pioneer had returned early, he immediately thought that he had been defeated by Science Gate.

The recruit shook his head: "The villain looked, when the vanguard soldiers and horses returned to the camp, although they were in a bit of a hurry, the formation was not scattered, the banners were clear, and there were no signs of casualties. ”

The puppet queen Xia Guozhu and the thirteenth brother glanced at each other, although both of them were old from the war, they were still a little confused--the vanguard soldiers and horses were unscathed, but why did they suddenly return again? Could it be that they fled from the battle? Or did the soldiers mutiny?

The puppet queen Xia suddenly laughed: "Sure enough, I expected it, the camp of the Science Gate has long been empty! The vanguard soldiers and horses pounced in the air, and naturally came back! Someone is coming, General Xuan Vanguard Dafeng has entered the account!"

The vanguard general is a cronie of the pseudo-Hou Xia Lord, and there is a little kinship, otherwise, the pseudo Hou Xia Lord will not hand over his most elite soldiers and horses to him, as soon as the Pioneer General enters the account, the pseudo-Hou Xia Lord is relieved, because he has not seen the slightest trace of a war on the Pioneer General, not even a blood point, obviously, they have not fought with the Science Gate at all! )