Chapter 49
Shui Ling and Nezha took their posts at the Jade Emperor, and they came to the Tianhe Water Army with the cold, heat, and dust.
When he arrived at the Tianhe Water Army, Shui Ling saw a scene completely different from the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals he had seen before! This Tianhe Water Army was full of murderous energy, and at first glance, it was extremely brave.
Nezha, who saw Shui Ling's look of surprise, smiled and said: "Do you think that above this heavenly court, except for the people of the two sects who were on the list of gods during the god sealing period, the rest of the people are all wine bags and rice bags!"
Shui Ling: "Isn't it?"
Nezha: "Then what do you think of these people in front of you?
Shui Ling: "That's not it, this group of water troops is a real elite tax, it seems that this is because they often fight with foreign demons! Otherwise, it is impossible to use the waste material of the Jade Emperor to refine such elite soldiers!"
Nezha: "Then do you want to know, what was Marshal Tianpeng who was demoted? I think that when he was Marshal Tianpeng, he was dignified, do you want to know how he became a pig?"
When Shui Ling heard Nezha say this, he immediately knew that there was something greasy in it!
Nezha: "Speaking of which, this old pig can be regarded as a hero in Marshal Peng Tianpeng, and he has almost never been defeated in the battle against foreign demons." He also has the ability to cross weak waters, and he has the strength of Da Luo Zhenxian! Less than a hundred years after joining the Heavenly Court Naval Army, he was promoted from a naval lieutenant to the generalissimo of the naval army because of his military exploits. It can be said that when the pig's head was there, the navy only recognized the old pig, and even the Jade Emperor was not a bird. Even if the Jade Emperor wants to mobilize the water army, he will also pass through this pig's head, how can you say that the Jade Emperor will agree!"
When Shui Ling heard Nezha's words, he couldn't help but be stunned, he really didn't expect that this old pig really had such a heroic side. Thinking about it right then, it's no wonder that the old pig has become what it is now. The current Jade Emperor is those stupid emperors of the Southern Song Dynasty, and the old pig is Yue Fei. But then again, the old pig is much worse than Yue Fei, Yue Fei is dead, but the old pig is not dead!
Nezha: "These are okay, at most, it is just to let the Jade Emperor demote him to the mortal world! It is not enough to let the Jade Emperor do things without losing face and cast him into a pig, what kind of hatred do you say can make people do such a vicious act?"
Shui Ling: "The hatred of killing the father and mother, the hatred of taking the wife, or the way of people's money?" said suspiciously. Needless to say, the first one is that the Jade Emperor has no parents, and the law enforcers are wealthy? The Jade Emperor is rich all over the world, who can stand in his way! Then there is only the hatred of taking his wife!
But who is the wife of the Jade Emperor! The Queen Mother! Could it be that the filial piety pig is so capable that he stole the Queen Mother? No, there seems to be a saying in the previous life, that it was said that the old pig stole the Jade Emperor's lover, Chang'e of the Guanghan Palace! In this way, this old pig really deserves to be a pig's fetus! If he is a man, he can't stand it, and he has a green hat.
Nezha: "You can't guess it! Let me tell you! This pig's head really deserved to have a cousin face before, and he brought two green hats to the Jade Emperor in a row. At the end, Nezha laughed strangely.
Shui Ling was stunned when he heard Nezha's words, you~Mom! What's going on! This old pig is too capable! Two green hats??? didn't they steal the Jade Emperor's wife, the Queen Mother and her lover Chang'e??? this is too incredible! This Jade Emperor's head is not going to be green and purple!! this Jade Emperor can't have any physical problems! Otherwise, how could his wife and lover steal people! And the same person who stole it. Thinking of the end, Shui Ling couldn't help but exert his imagination! Now the expression on Shui Ling's face is unusually rich! Because since Shui Ling penetrated into this Journey to the West world, there is nothing more exciting than this.
Nezha knew that he could guess a little bit when he saw Shui Ling's expression, and immediately said, "You may have guessed a little, but I can guarantee that you didn't guess a little bit." You know, I was shocked when I found out at the time! The Jade Emperor was wearing two green hats! But it was definitely not the one you imagined. ”
Shui Ling couldn't help but be shocked again, the possibility he thought of was already exciting enough, could it be even more exciting? Could it be that the affairs of the Jade Emperor's family have become so complicated that he, a person from the 21st century, can't YY?
Nezha: "In fact, the gods in the sky know about this, but this is the reverse scale of the Jade Emperor, and the mention of this Jade Emperor will make you mad." Not to mention those ordinary immortals, even the disciples of the two sects did not dare to mention even a word in this matter. I think you guessed it, it is Chang'e of Guanghan Palace, and another lover of the Jade Emperor, the Purple Jade Fairy. ”
Shui Ling listened to it, and couldn't help but think that it was really even more exciting, and this blew up another Jade Emperor's lover. Shui Ling is now more and more obedient to the old pig, your mother~, it's great for others to steal one, you actually steal two, no wonder the Jade Emperor will hate you so much!
Nezha may also have gossip, and now he is unwilling to give up if he doesn't clean up the bottom of the Jade Emperor. Nezha: "There is something even more ridiculous! This Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have been husband and wife for I don't know how many years." But what you didn't expect was that this Jade Emperor had never touched the Queen Mother at all. ”
Shui Ling is really thunderous this time, the Jade Emperor has not touched the queen, so where did the 7 fairies come from?
Nezha: "Do you want to ask where did the seven fairies come from? Is that right? This is probably because even the ghosts don't know! The Jade Emperor thinks that we immortals don't know! But which immortal doesn't know? It's really ridiculous. Originally, this was true, and few people would believe it. But later, you also know what happened to the seven fairies! Is there a normal father who is like this to his daughter? So those who didn't believe in it also believed it!"
After coming to the Westward Journey to the World, today can be described as the most shocking day! Today is a hot message one after another. (To be continued.) )