Chapter 186: The Six Silent Immortals
(This chapter is purely light-hearted, complaining about those retarded hotline riddle scams on TV)
When Huang Rong heard this, she sneered: "Are you feeling sorry for your cousin?
Wang Yuyan was even more furious and said: "Nonsense! Who feels sorry for him!" As she spoke, she turned her head and waved her hand to Murong Fu: "You go quickly, let's go, let's go." ”
Miss Wang didn't have a good impression of this cousin at all, it was all a bad impression, not to mention in front of Chen Shu. Murong Fu was speechless for a while, so he had to say: "Cousin, then I'll go back first, Azhu Abi should stay and serve you, I'll come to see you tomorrow." ”
Wang Yuyan didn't have time to pay attention to him, and quarreled with Huang Rong again. But everyone is used to it, and even her little black cat is lazily not helping to cheer for the fried hair.
After Murong Fu left, Chen Shu listened to the two girls arguing for a while, and began to think about business. He took a pen and wrote them in turn on a piece of paper:
"Where are the brothers of the two sessions, why are their families treated preferentially, what is the crying in the cave, who are the women and others that night, why did Ren Yingying come to the capital, and why did Murong Fu kill Yuan Xing. ”
After writing it, I read it for a while, and I didn't feel a headache. In the past two days in the capital, I have always encountered strange things. And these things don't seem to have anything to do with each other, east and west, and people have numb scalps and painful heads. He thought for a while, sighed, crumpled the paper, and was stunned.
Huang Rong suddenly ran over and shouted, "Big brother, it's not good." ”
Chen Shu was stunned for a moment and asked, "What?" I thought to myself, will you still lose to Wang Yuyan? I don't believe it.
Huang Rong paused and said: "It's all the six immortals of Peach Valley, these six guys are determined to win me, and they haven't said a word until now." ”
Chen Shu remembered the scene of seeing the Six Immortals of Peach Valley just now, and couldn't help but laugh. Seeing that she pouted angrily, she smiled and said, "Then you are obediently willing to gamble and lose, so that the six immortals of Peach Valley can not speak for a whole day, and you can also be proud." ”
Huang Rong said angrily: "It doesn't matter if I cook for them, but once these guys win, they have to talk nonsense and strange things all day long." That's pretty compelling. ”
Chen Shu thought about this, so he muttered, "Then let's find a way to lead them to talk, right?"
Huang Rong flattened her mouth and said: "I've thought of a lot of methods, didn't I hear that my name was 'Mu Gongzi' just now, didn't they jump out to refute it? You can think of one. As she spoke, she took him by the arm and sat down next to him, leaning comfortably on his shoulder.
Chen Shu couldn't help but shake his head when he saw that she was irresponsible, but the beauty had a life. I had to think about it. After thinking about it for a while, I suddenly had a strange way in my heart, and clapped my hands and said, "There is." ”
Attached to her crystal little ear, whispered a few words.
Huang Rong was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "I'll call those six guys in." "Jump up and run out.
The six immortals of Peach Valley walked in with gritted teeth, but they all had a straight face, obviously having made up their minds and would never speak. Chen Shu looked in awe, secretly thinking that although the six immortals of Peach Valley were not young, they had strange personalities. But fortunately, at this age, I can make up my mind to correct my own faults and resolutely be six silent and upright people. This kind of determination and perseverance is truly commendable, and the difficulties they have encountered are innumerable. But they were able to persist all the time, and they could not waver under Huang Rong's tricks, and they still had to find ways to destroy their ideals, which was simply mad to the extreme...... Phew, why are you talking nonsense in a serious way.
He smiled and said, "The Six Immortals of Peach Valley, I heard that you have become dumb?"
The Six Immortals of Peach Valley glared at him. Ignore it. Chen Shu shook his head and smiled at Huang Rong: "Rong'er, you go and invite Azhu and Abi, and I'll give you a riddle." ”
At one point, several young girls gathered around. Chen Shu smiled: "It's okay to be idle, let's guess a riddle." Saying that, he glanced at several people, and Azhu Abi had heard Huang Rong say it when he came, and he immediately understood. Wang Yuyan wanted to help the Six Immortals of Peach Valley, and let Huang Rong cook a table of dishes, so she could also take the opportunity to steal some food, but saw Chen Shu signaling to her. I had no choice but to pout my lips and dispel this thought.
Chen Shu said: "The red rooster has a green tail, and it burrows its head into the ground. This is to guess a plant that can be eaten. As he spoke, he glanced at the six immortals of Peach Valley. The myth was outrageously simple, just because he didn't dare to overestimate the IQ of the six brothers.
A few girls almost laughed when they heard this, thinking to themselves that who didn't know the riddle that this child was playing. But they all knew that they were going to tease the six immortals of Peach Valley, so they pretended to frown, and pondered one by one.
Chen Shu smiled: "Can't you guess? Let me give you a hint, this thing is planted in the ground, one end is in the ground, the other end is on top, and when you want to eat it, pull it out." ”
Huang Rong pretended to think for a while, then suddenly clapped her hands and said, "I know, it's a watermelon, right?"
Chen Shu was speechless when he heard this, can you insult people's IQ a little more? He feigned anger and said: "Nonsense, is your watermelon buried in the ground? Is your watermelon red?"
Huang Rong pursed her lips stupidly, and the six immortals of Peach Valley gritted their teeth when they heard it, and the peach blossom fairy finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "I know this is your strategy, but I still have to say, this is a carrot, a carrot! Okay, the eldest and the second, the third, the fourth and the sixth, let's come back tomorrow!" he let out a long breath, his face full of lightness.
Taogen Xian and the others were all annoyed, hugged him together, held him down, punched and kicked him, and scolded in unison: "You have a breath, why don't you wait for us to talk together!"
Huang Rong leaned on Chen Shu's shoulder and smiled so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist and said, "Big brother, you are really too damaged." ”
The six immortals of Peach Valley broke the vows, and today they began to talk about it again. All kinds of strange theories emerged one after another, and everyone was defeated one by one after a while.
Chen Shu went to Wang Yuyan's room and saw her sitting leisurely in front of the window reading a book. He walked up behind her and gently wrapped his arms around her delicate shoulders. Wang Yuyan glanced back, her pretty face turned red, and she bowed her head and said nothing.
Chen Shu reached out and stroked her long silky hair, and asked with a smile, "Yan'er, have you ever thought about doing business in your cousin's house?"
Wang Yuyan was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "How is that possible, he, if he wants to be the emperor, how can he go into business? ”
Chen Shu said helplessly: "You have misunderstood me, I don't want to be the emperor, but if there is really no way, everyone in the world wants to nominate me, and if I leave me, the world will be in chaos, and the people will not be able to make a living, then I have to reluctantly do it." ”
Wang Yuyan laughed when she heard this, and said, "Whose emperor is as thick-skinned as you?"
Chen Shu thought to himself, girl, you can speak layman's words, any emperor has to be thick-skinned. He also knew that Wang Yuyan would not know much about the affairs of the Murong family, so he let go of these problems. Seeing the beautiful woman in her arms smiling and whispering, gentle and moving, the fragrance lingering on the tip of her nose, and her feelings were light, she leaned down and kissed her pretty face.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, with a "bang", Huang Rong kicked the door and entered, raising her eyebrows and shouting: "Okay, you kid surnamed Chen, you dare to seduce my cousin! )