Chapter 67: Worship (1)
This time, Liu Changqing was frightened, and those colorful insects didn't seem to be coming at him, but towards the fire, several colorful insects pounced on the fire one after another, and after a few fire sounds, the colorful insects were roasted. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Liu Changqing hurriedly jumped up, jumped on the tree, smelled a pungent breath, and almost vomited.
Liu Changqing jumped to Zhao Rou's side, pulled it up, and without saying a word, rushed away. When he arrived at the inn in the town, Liu Changqing hurriedly said, "I want two guest rooms!" The shopkeeper said: "Ouch, guest officer, it's unfortunate that there is only one room left." Liu Changqing said: "I'm tired of making another room out." The shopkeeper said, "Ouch, it's too late, there is no room at this time." ā
Liu Changqing thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's just one room." The shopkeeper looked at the two with a smile and said, "Young man, what's so embarrassing. Hee-hee, hee-hee. An upper room, 30 cents. Liu Changqing blushed and shouted, "What nonsense!" The shopkeeper stuck out his tongue.
Liu Changqing touched his pocket, and secretly screamed that it was not good, it turned out that the money bags on his body were placed in the coffins of Wang Pizi and Hu Hai, fortunately, Zhao Rou brought a few taels of loose silver and gave it to the shopkeeper.
The two lived in the room, Liu Changqing hurriedly checked the wound, but there was not even a trace, Zhao Rou was very nervous, and asked again and again what was going on, Liu Changqing said: "There are a lot of insects, I don't know where they came from, they bit the two of them to death." Good luck you're not around. ā
Zhao Rou was shocked, and hurriedly came to check the back of his hand again, rubbing it repeatedly, and there was really no trace before saying, "You were not bitten." I thought it was a demon. ā
Liu Changqing said suspiciously: "This is strange, I feel pain, this insect is very ugly, the body is colorful, there must be a poison." ā
Zhao Rou said: "It's okay, don't think about it, don't go to such a dangerous place in the future." Liu Changqing asked: "I was bitten by a poisonous insect, it's true, why is it okay?" I couldn't think of anything, so I didn't think about it.
Suddenly, I heard a person outside the door say: "Pull it down, you are dirty, there are many unnecessary clothes, people think you are too ugly, so they give you more money." ā
Another person said, "Am I ugly?" and you can say in good conscience, which of the two of us is uglier?" The first person said: "What do you mean by 'uglier'? Are we both ugly?" The man said, "I didn't say I'm ugly." The first said: "If you say that, it's just empty words, why don't you find someone to ask?" The other said: "You still need to ask? Walking on the road, others look at whoever is less will be ugly!"
The first one was dissatisfied and said, "You are talking nonsense, why?" The other said: "What why? There is a beautiful woman and an ugly girl on the road, who do you think is more?" ā
The other person was not satisfied, and said, "Why do you say that? Are you a fool? Why do you look at ugly women? The first said, "You said that everyone looks at beautiful women, how do you know?" Doesn't anyone look at ugly women? Do you want to make a bet?" The other said: "Yes! Why not?" But I didn't say that no one looks at ugly women, I just said that there are fewer people who look at ugly women. ā
The first person said: "Since you said, 'Look at ugly women less,' then you can't say that everyone looks at beautiful women." Another said: "If there are 100 people, all of whom look at beautiful women, then there are fewer people who look at ugly women." The first person said: "You are talking nonsense, tomorrow we will go to the street to see if there are more beautiful women or ugly women." Another said: "Then you have to find a beautiful woman, an ugly girl, and let others see it." ā
The two chattered endlessly, and when Liu Changqing heard it, he immediately opened the door and said, "Brother Du, Brother Shu, it's fate, we met again today." ā
The two of them are Mr. Du and Mr. Shu, they were very happy to see Liu Changqing, and they came over to hold his hand together, Mr. Du asked: "Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, have you come to Jiangling to play again?"
Mr. Shu glanced at Mr. Du and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, Brother Liu didn't come to Jiangling last time to play, why did he come to Jiangling to play 'again'?" Hurriedly diverted the topic and asked, "Brother Liu's face is not good, what's wrong?" Liu Changqing smiled, and asked instead, "What are you two doing today?"
Mr. Du smiled and said: "We pretend to be beggars and beg in the town, to see who begs more, the other person loses, and the one who loses has to shave off his eyebrows." Hehe, isn't it?" Shu Zongdu said: "Exactly, so what? Last time you lost, didn't you also shave your hair and become a monk?"
Mr. Du said: "It's right to shave your hair, but why did you become a monk? Mr. Shu said: "The monks are all shaved hair." Mr. Du said: "You are talking nonsense, some lay disciples have not shaved their hair." ā
Liu Changqing hurriedly stopped the two of them and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, why don't you have a few drinks together?" He said to Mr. Du again: "I shaved off my eyebrows, and it didn't take long for them to grow, so what's the big deal." ā
Mr. Du said: "Hehe, if you shave your eyebrows, you won't be able to grow them in the future." Mr. Du said: "You are talking nonsense, do you dare to bet?" Mr. Du said: "Dare! Who is afraid of you? Brother Liu, can you still grow your eyebrows after you have shaved them?"
Liu Changqing smiled, he knew that his eyebrows were shaved clean, and it wouldn't take long for them to grow, and said: "It can grow, but if you have to shave an eighty-year-old man, it may not be." Mr. Du said: "Really?" Liu Changqing smiled again.
Mr. Du looked at Mr. Du and said, "You shave your eyebrows first." Mr. Shu said angrily: "Is it up to you?" took out a steel knife from his back, brushed the side of the blade twice, and shaved the two eyebrows.
When Liu Changqing saw it, he said in his heart: "This Shu Zongdu's kung fu is not low! Seeing his eyebrows drop, he couldn't help but laugh.
Zhao Rou listened to the two of them talking interestingly, and squeaked and laughed inside, Mr. Shu took a look at it and said, "Ah! Brother Liu, your wife looks good! Brother and sister, polite!" After speaking, he bowed to Zhao Rou with an amiable expression.
Liu Changqing hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, this is my little junior sister from the same sect." Mr. Du said: "Alas, I was about to make a bet with him, and I knew that he was not your wife." Mr. Shu said: "That's not necessarily, I didn't say that she is Brother Liu's wife now, and she may be Brother Liu's wife in the future!"
Liu Changqing knew that if he didn't interrupt the two, there would be more nonsense coming out, so he hurriedly said: "I haven't seen you for so long, let's drink first." Hurry up!"
The three of them ordered a few side dishes, and the shopkeeper came over and said, "Back to a few masters, the small shop is small, only peanuts, shredded radish, green vegetables, sweet potatoes, and there are no hot dishes." Mr. Shu asked: "It's okay if you don't have any vegetables, these things will be served first, and the wine will be brought." The shopkeeper hurriedly brought a jar of wine.
The three chatted for a while, and Mr. Du said: "Brother Liu, you let the little junior sister come over and drink together!" Zhao Rou said: "I won't, you can drink." Mr. Du asked her name, and Zhao Rou said, "My name is Zhao Rou." ā
Mr. Du was depressed, drank three cups in a row, and muttered: "Why is it a two-word name? Brother Liu is all three-word." Liu Changqing knew that the two had secretly bet again, and he was helpless.
During the banquet, Liu Changqing asked: "In the mountains and forests behind Ciping Temple in Jiangling, there was originally a place called the Funeral Incense Garden, have you ever heard of it?" Mr. Du said, "What? What are you doing here?"
Liu Changqing said: "It's nothing, I have a senior who buried his wife there twenty years ago, and I went to look for it, but a lot of strange things happened." ā
The two were quite interested, so Liu Changqing started talking, and said, "Have you ever heard of that kind of insect with colorful colors on its body?"
Mr. Shu said: "This ...... That's weird. Liu Changqing asked, "What?" Mr. Shu said: "There is a man named Ding Zhonglang, and he likes these messy bugs." ā
Liu Changqing sighed and said, "That's the people of the Red Demon Hall. Shu Zongdu said: "Exactly, brother, the people of the Red Demon Hall, you better not be contaminated." ā
Liu Changqing asked rhetorically: "How can I mess with them? As long as they don't mess with me, I won't mess with them." ā
Mr. Shu said: "No, they provoked you, don't mess with them, these people are ruthless, that's 'worthy of the name'!"
Liu Changqing shook his head and said resolutely: "If they provoke me, I will definitely provoke them!" This point will never change!" Shu Zongdu sighed and said, "Okay, brother, look at my arm!" After speaking, he put up the sleeve of his left arm, Liu Changqing saw a handprint the size of a bowl, as if it was burned, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Mr. Shu Du said: "Alas, Brother Du and I like to bet, you know, that day we bumped into a little old man, made a few jokes, never thought that this old man was from the Red Demon Hall, as soon as he came up, he grabbed my arm, I couldn't move, and after a while, this wound appeared." This old man's internal strength is very deep, and ten of me can't touch a single hair of him. ā
Liu Changqing panicked and asked, "If I catch you, I can have such a wound?" Shu Zongdu nodded and said, "He hasn't killed yet! Liu Changqing said: "How do you know that he is from the Red Demon Hall?"
Mr. Du said: "After the Red Demon Hall Master Fa Wudao took power, he asked everyone to have red eagle claws printed on their hands, which is very conspicuous, you can see it at a glance. ā
Liu Changqing nodded and said, "If you two joke in the future, you should be careful." Shu Du and the two said: "That's nothing, the rivers and lakes are mixed, if you fight and kill all day long, don't joke, it's too boring." ā