Early the next morning, Mi Xiaoxia got up and stretched comfortably. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info's worries were dispelled, and he slept soundly.

"Hey, this is ......"

Mi Xiaoxia was just about to go to wash, and suddenly his face was weird. I don't know why, his chrysanthemum is a little hot and burning. When I looked down at the sheets, there was a fist-sized yellow stain.

"I ......"

Although there was no one at this time, Mi Xiaoxia's face instantly turned red. He's such a big person, he won't be incontinent in bed!

"It's not true, it's not true. ”

Mi Xiaoxia clamped his legs, covered the stain with a sheet, washed and changed his clothes briefly, and left the room as if he was running away.

Because he was too ashamed, Mi Xiaoxia didn't realize that the yellow stain was not excrement, but something like butter. It's not dirty, and it has a decent lubrication effect.

"Brother Mi, I slept soundly last night. ”

While having breakfast downstairs at the inn, the swordsman approached Mi Xiaoxia and asked him with a smile.

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

Mi Xiaoxia lowered his head to drink porridge, he couldn't see it, and one of his faces was already as red as a monkey's buttocks.

Seeing Mi Xiaoxia's embarrassment, the swordsman's heart instantly felt a lot more relaxed.

Last night, he searched all possible places, but he still couldn't find the jade plaque. Especially when he saw Mi Xiaoxia sleeping so sweetly, he couldn't get angry.

The knife man snorted lightly and stole peppercorn noodles and peanut oil from the inn's kitchen. He applied peppercorn noodles to the crotch of Mi Xiaoxia's pants, and poured peanut oil on the sheets under him.

After the prank, the swordsman was in a good mood, and then floated away from the window.

Today, the swordsman deliberately asked Mi Xiaoxia, just to see his embarrassed appearance. Seeing that Mi Xiaoxia was now looking cowardly, he couldn't help but be secretly proud.

But after thinking about it, the thief of the holy jade card still had no eyebrows, and he couldn't help but feel worried.

Seeing that the swordsman was suddenly so close to Mi Xiaoxia, everyone looked at each other for a while. The swordsman has always been a loner and barely communicates with anyone else. What is the charm of this Mi Xiaoxia, but it is special to him?

Although I was puzzled, no one asked, everyone was a master, not a gossip mother-in-law on the side of the road. After breakfast, everyone left the inn and continued on their way.

Nothing happened along the way, and the only thing that surprised Mi Xiaoxia was why the swordsman hadn't moved yet. Although this jade plate cannot be stolen, the other party should also take action.

How did Mi Xiaoxia know that last night, the knife man had already touched him from head to toe, from the inside out. And this morning, the swordsman even checked everyone's horses and luggage.

After a few hours, it was already noon.

It was already September, and the weather was refreshing, but after a morning of running, both men and horses were tired and hungry. There is no shop in front of the village here, but fortunately there is a meadow not far away.

The horses were released and left to nibble on some grass. Everyone sat on the ground, took out the dry food and water prepared in the morning, and ate some lunch.

"Oops, my stomach. ”

Xiao Qi was born in a beggar gang and ate quickly and a lot. But when he was about to eat the fifth steamed bun, he suddenly frowned, covered his stomach and groaned.

"Haha, Xiao Qi, are you beggars all starving ghosts reincarnated, you eat so much, and you eat so urgently, don't you have a stomachache to ......"

Li Gongzi was about to taunt Xiao Qi, when his face suddenly changed, and then his facial features were twisted together, and he also held his stomach in pain.

"Amitabha, poor monk...... The poor monk's stomach hurts too......"

Monk Kongxuan called out the Buddha's name, put down the beef jerky in his hand, and couldn't help bending down.

"Dead bald donkey, you are a monk and still break your vows to eat meat, you deserve to be hurt. Master, I recruited someone to mess with whom, oops, no, whoever has paper, I'm going to...... Oops, forget it, just find a leaf and a stone. ”

Xiao Qi couldn't help it, he ran fast with his legs between his legs, and it was convenient to run to a distance to find a place.

"Little Seventh Brother, wait for me. ”

"Poor Monk...... Ouch, take me with you, too. ”

Li Gongzi and Kong Xuan also got up and ran into the distance.

"How can people eat when they say such disgusting things when eating...... Oops, my belly. ”

After Yan Ping had no appetite, she put down the steamed buns, and was about to complain a few words, when suddenly there was a burst of abdominal pain. But in this wilderness, where can there be a toilet?

"Oh, I can't do it either. ”

On the other side, Senior Brother Zhao also had a stomachache, got up and ran away, looking for a place to go to the toilet.

In the end, Wan Yanping still wanted to insist, but she couldn't help it. can only blush and grit his teeth, sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, don't be so particular. took out some handpaper from under the saddle and chose the opposite direction to Xiao Qi.

At the same time, looking at Zhao Wangfu's side, it turned out to be the same situation. Whether it was the five masters, or Wan Yankang and Ouyang Ke, they were all holding their stomachs and legs, and ran to the distance to find a place to go out.

“...... Why don't you go. ”

In the end, only the swordsman and Mi Xiaoxia were left, the swordsman was proud at first, and suddenly saw Mi Xiaoxia sitting there dignifiedly, and couldn't help but smile on his face.

"Where are you going?"

Mi Xiaoxia glanced up at the swordsman and continued to eat.

"No, didn't you forget to wipe your dry food? ”

The swordsman looked puzzled, and casually took out a steamed bun from Mi Xiaoxia's baggage, and stuffed it into his mouth three or two times.

“...... Well, I don't think I did. ”

After a minute or two, the knifeman looked ugly and, like the others, ran away with his stomach clutched and his legs between his legs.

"I forgot to wipe it...... What to wipe?"

Mi Xiaoxia was holding the steamed bun, and suddenly figured it out, and couldn't help but be happy.

No wonder everyone had a stomach upset, it turned out that the knife man secretly gave a laxative. It's just that why do swordsmen want to take laxatives, and what does this have to do with stealing jade cards?

Mi Xiaoxia was puzzled, but continued to eat. As for the dry food that was smeared with laxatives, he had a constitution that was invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, even if he was smeared with poison, he would still eat it.

"Damn, is that kid an iron gut...... Hey, it's killing me......"

The swordsman who was squatting in the grass, when he thought that only Mi Xiaoxia was fine, he couldn't help but itch his teeth. But before there was time to curse, there was a feeling of collapse.

Last night, the swordsman searched Mi Xiaoxia thoroughly, but there was only one place that was not searched, and that was his stomach. The swordsman suspected, and Mi Xiaoxia swallowed the jade plate.

But he couldn't directly cut Mi Xiaoxia's stomach open, so he thought of this laxative method. And in order to prevent Mi Xiaoxia from hiding with his accomplices, he gave everyone laxatives. But it's a pity that Mi Xiaoxia is fine.

"Unlucky, unlucky, woo, I'm so miserable......"

After the knife man finished excreting, he felt more comfortable in his stomach, and he was about to stand up, but his stomach hurt again, so he could only move a place and squat down again.

And what made him most aggrieved was that in order to prevent others from helping Mi Xiaoxia hide the jade plate. After a while, he will finish going to the toilet and go through other people's. Thinking of this, the swordsman simply hated Mi Xiaoxia to death.

"Hehe, this laxative is really powerful, it's been more than half an hour, and no one has come back yet. ”

At this time, Mi Xiaoxia was lying on the grass, taking advantage of the convenience of others, he took a nap first.