On this day, I went to the inn to sharpen, ordered a few small dishes, was eating, suddenly heard everyone laughing at the meal, couldn't close their mouths, Liu Changqing looked at everyone's eyes, only to see two men coming in at the door, the man on the left was wearing a wide-sleeved green coat, a long sword at his waist, and the man on the right was wearing a red straight-necked jacket, with a red shirt and a small jacket inside, a white tie around the waist, and a silk skirt on the lower body, which was more beautiful than the woman's dress. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Liu Changqing almost squirted out of the rice from one bite to the mouth, and said in his heart: "This person is surprisingly ugly, with a wide brain and a big forehead, small eyes and a collapsed nose, but he is wearing women's clothes, which is really ugly." ”

The man in the green clothes also grinned when he saw everyone looking at them, and the man dressed as a woman shook his hand and said to everyone: "Laugh...... What are you laughing at? Who bet hasn't lost a few times? Go and go, don't laugh. The crowd was still laughing, and one of the crowd asked, "Why did you lose your bet?

The ugly man said: "I am willing to gamble and lose, this ...... This is a hero, otherwise a bear would not be as good as a bear!" The man in Tsing Yi walked forward, followed by the ugly man, like a husband and wife. There were no seats in the inn, only Liu Changqing sat at the table against the wall, and the two walked straight over, and the ugly man said: "Big brother, let me give up my seat and eat together." ”

Only then did Liu Changqing notice the appearance of the man in Tsing Yi, who also had towering cheeks and thick lips, but he was also ugly, but the two of them looked very kind, so he asked: "Two brothers, why is it like this?"

The man in Tsing Yi smiled and said to the man in women's clothes: "Haha, this is what someone asked, not what I took the initiative to tell others!" and said to Liu Changqing: "Brother, four days ago, the two of us were in the toilet, and the master said to me: 'Do you believe that I hold my urine longer than you?' Haha, of course I don't believe it, how can I believe it, I said: 'I don't believe it, you must not hold it for as long as I do.'" The Master said, 'Then let's make a bet, whoever loses, will wear women's clothes and walk on the street for a day!' Haha, but this morning, Master couldn't help it, and secretly jumped out of bed and wanted to go to the toilet secretly, but I caught him, hahaha. ”

Liu Changqing saw that both of them were thirty years old, but they spoke rudely and naively, and asked, "Have you endured urinating for four days?" The man in Tsing Yi said: "Yes, how can you win my master?" and asked, "Your master, is he your master?" The man in Tsing Yi said: "Exactly, but that is not glorious, it was he who won me in that bet, so I have to call him Master! If you want to fight, he can't beat me now." ”

The woman in the women's clothes said angrily: "What? I can't beat you? Last time we fought for an hour, I won the battle against you, and you washed my clothes and socks for a month, did you forget?"

The man in Tsing Yi said: "I naturally haven't forgotten, you beat me once last time, so what's the big deal? I said to this brother that you can't beat me now, what's wrong?"

The woman in the costume said: "You haven't beaten me, how do you know that I can't beat you now? If I can't beat you, you are my master!"

The man in Tsing Yi said: "Last time, I was lucky enough to be defeated by you, and our level is on par, but I have practiced some new moves in the past few months, and I guess you will not be able to beat me." ”

The man in women's clothing said: "What do you think? What is the great thing about practicing a few tricks? Okay, bet now, if you win me, you will be my master!" The man in Tsing Yi said: "That's not good, it's not that it's okay, if you have bet and lost the bet, then you have to change your tricks in the future, and you can't bet again." ”

Liu Changqing only then understood, only to feel that the two of them were very funny and ridiculous, these two people are good gamblers, they want to bet together every day, they are willing to gamble and lose, but they are also hearty and straightforward, and they can make martial arts, and they are also people in the rivers and lakes. Seeing that the two were arguing, he persuaded: "Two brothers, it's not too late to talk about the competition, why don't you order food and have a few drinks together?"

The man in Tsing Yi said: "Okay, it's very good to drink, when it comes to the amount of alcohol, no one can compare to me." The woman in the costume said: "Blowing your grandma's cow, I am a few days older than you, and you are definitely not as good as me in drinking." The man in Tsing Yi said: "What does drinking have to do with size? Could it be that if you are a few days older than me, the amount of alcohol is better than mine?" The man in women's clothing said: "I am three days older than you, and my belly is three days longer than you, and my belly is naturally bigger, and my belly is bigger, so I drink more than you." ”

The man in Tsing Yi said: "You are a strong word, according to what you say, the eighty-year-old man has the biggest belly and drinks the most." The woman said: "I didn't say that the eighty-year-old man drank the most, I only said that according to our physique, I drank more than you." ”

The man in Tsing Yi said: "You are a bastard logic, older than me, and drink more than me, that's not likely." ”

The woman in the costume said, "Why not? When I was born three days ago, I drank more than you." The man in Tsing Yi said: "I haven't given birth at that time, how can I compare the law?" The man in women's clothes said: "You don't know how to drink, so I said that I drink more than you, is this also wrong?"

Liu Changqing couldn't hold back anymore and laughed. The two of them glared at themselves together and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Liu Changqing knew that the two of them were talking and were not easy to speak directly, so he said: "I suddenly remembered the two kittens I raised at home, so I laughed. The two of them gave up and quarreled again.

Liu Changqing interrupted the two and asked, "I don't know the name of the two brothers, Taigao, which gang are they from?"

The woman said loudly: "What is the Gao surname? What is my Gao surname? His name is the Gao surname." My name is Mr. Du, and his name is Mr. Shu. ”

Liu Changqing couldn't help laughing again, could it be that the parents named them what "always lose" and "always lose"?

The man in Tsing Yi said: "Brother, don't laugh, my name is given by him, his name is given by me, if you lose the bet, then you have to be convinced." ”

Liu Changqing suddenly realized that the world seems to be a bet between the two of them, and even losing their names to each other, it is really unheard of, and the two of them even gave each other's names indecently in order to give themselves a good fortune.

Liu Changqing saw that the two of them were happy, although they were a little unsympathetic, they were always good men, and they were tens of millions of times better than those who went to the casino to gamble and lost their fortunes, so he said: "Today, the two of me and I hit it off at first sight, so I sat in the village and invited the two to dinner." Seeing the two of them looking at each other, they didn't know what they were muttering.

During the meal, Liu Changqing asked: "Is there a cemetery here in Jiangling, called the Burial Fragrance Garden?" Mr. Du said: "The Burial Fragrance Garden? Mr. Shu said: "There are not many cemeteries, I only know that there are two places, Yinlin and Kunji, and they are also indiscriminately buried some unclaimed corpses." ”

Liu Changqing was silent, thinking that he didn't ask the specific whereabouts of Senior Xiao, and he was depressed.

After the three of them had eaten, Liu Changqing asked the shopkeeper to settle the bill, and Mr. Du and Mr. Shu looked strange. After Liu Changqing gave the money, Mr. Shu Du Cai jumped up, danced in a long skirt, laughed, overjoyed, and pointed to Mr. Du's book and said: "Go to the street and roll a hundred, haha, do you think everyone is like you to pick the door?"

Liu Changqing was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "These two people actually bet on whether I really want to invite guests to dinner." He shook his head secretly. Mr. Du didn't answer a word, and when he left the store, he lay on the ground and rolled, and Mr. Du ran out to check the number, for fear that he would miss one.

Liu Changqing said: "Two brothers, I will take the first step and leave here, and there will be a period later." The two didn't care, Liu Changqing took the horse and headed north.

Along the way, they asked a few shops where to bury the incense garden, and they all shook their heads and said, "No! No! There has never been such a place, and whoever has a dead family will naturally find a place to bury it, so why should they send it to what cemetery?"

Liu Changqing came and went without direction, and suddenly thought that Xiao Tianhua mentioned Ciping Temple, which was not far from the funeral incense garden, and went to inquire again, and one person said: "In the north of Jiangling City, the most prosperous incense is Ciping Temple, which is full of eminent monks. And he went northward again.