Chapter 167: Zero Snot (9)

Liu Changqing saw that the tall and strong man was coming to him again, stretched out his arm to block above, and with a gentle push, the tall man was suddenly taken into a big circle, and before he could stand up, he said angrily: "Ha, you are a king and eight calves, ha, your strength is not small! Ha, let's compete, ha, is your strength great, ha, or mine?"

Liu Changqing smiled: "Ha, you are a big and tall man, Ha, your arms are so thick, Ha, your strength is too small, Ha, you can't beat me, Ha, you have to turn in circles again.?" Bayi Middle School?? Text (1)?? (viii)"

The tall man usually adds a "ha" before speaking, and he has been used to it for decades, and he doesn't think that there is anything wrong with others learning from him, rubbing his hands, full of interest, and said: "Ha good, Ha come to compete, Ha I don't turn in circles, Ha you have to turn in circles." "Stand firm, draw a circle with both hands, and come over to hug Liu Changqing.

Liu Changqing drilled under his armpit, and immediately drilled behind him, and pushed his palm behind him, the tall man was furious, and turned around again, the power was very fierce, who knew that Liu Changqing drilled behind him again, and pushed again, several times in a row, the tall man couldn't even touch a single hair of Liu Changqing. The tall man was shocked and angry, and when he turned around to look for Liu Changqing, Liu Changqing stood beside him, bent down to dodge, and pushed his right hand along the direction of the tall man's turn, and the tall man stood unsteadily, and was suddenly taken into a circle again.

Before the tall man could turn around, Liu Changqing suddenly ran to the right side of his body, and it was another area, and the tall man only felt a huge force pounce on him, and he couldn't help but not turn around. Liu Changqing thought it was interesting, and the tall man turned like a tall spinning top, turning more than 30 times, Liu Changqing gently helped him, and immediately stopped.

The tall man was dizzy, his eyes were full of stars, and he looked at the tables, chairs and benches in front of him as if they were in pairs, and with a "bang", he fell to the ground, his head touched the corner of the table, and suddenly a big bag was raised.

Liu Changqing felt sorry in his heart, and felt that he shouldn't be teasing him like this, so he went over to help her and said, "This big brother, I'm really sorry, but did it hurt?"

The tall man shook his head, Fang sobered up a little, saw Liu Changqing leaning over, he had an idea, stretched out his right arm, hugged Liu Changqing, pressed him to the ground, laughed, and said: "Ha, you ......" Before the words were finished, suddenly his arm burned, as if he had been put into the stove, and he hurriedly retracted with a "ha" sound. Stared at Liu Changqing and said, "Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... You, hah...... Ha you know the evil law, ha you are a mage!"

The tall and strong man was surprised, he was a flat-headed commoner, his strength was extremely great, he could lift a big stone of 500 catties, the people in the village said that he was a man of divine power, how did he know that he was played by Liu Changqing, seeing that Liu Changqing was in moderate shape, how could he have such great strength? There must be some evil law, he hugged him to death, he must not be able to break free, how do you know that his arm is suddenly extremely hot, like a fire, and at the same time there is a force of counterattack, forcibly throw himself away, this is not an evil law, what is it?

However, when the tall man spoke, he stammered a few times, and even said "hahaha" a few times, but it seemed to be laughing, Suo Ling listened on the side, and suddenly laughed, and said: "Ha you are a man, Ha he is a mage, Ha will be a villain, Ha are you afraid?"

The tall man blushed and said, "Ha is not afraid! Ha what am I afraid of?"

Liu Changqing said: "Big brother, this person is my wife who has not passed through the door, and I have mixed two words, you have forgiven me a lot, and I have offended." ”

Suo Ling was also full of red, seeing Liu Changqing say it in public, he was ashamed and embarrassed, and rushed out, Liu Changqing hurriedly chased out, and after a while, he chased out a mile of land, and there was no one around, Suo Ling used light power and flew up, Liu Changqing also used light power, and with a slight jump, he made an appointment of dozens of zhang away. After a few steps, he had already caught up, grabbed Suo Ling, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Suo Ling shook it hard, "hummed", cried and cried, and did not speak. Liu Changqing suddenly ran out of ideas, seeing her squatting under a willow tree, covering her cheeks with her hands, Liu Changqing didn't stand or sit, so she simply waited for her to finish crying.

After a while, Suo Ling saw that there was no movement, looked up, and saw that he was looking at himself with a blank look, and with a "hum", he lowered his head and cried again.

Liu Changqing didn't dare to help her, and asked in a daze, "Sister Ling, what's wrong with you?"

Suo Ling cried for a while, and when he looked up, he saw the willow branch hanging down, floated to him, stretched out his hand, tore off a wicker, got up and left, and said, "Hmph! Where am I staying?

Liu Changqing was dumbfounded, Suo Ling stepped aside, two tears hung on his face, shaking, I felt pity. Liu Changqing walked up to her again and said, "Sister Ling, why are you angry? It's me who is not good, I provoked you, and I will make amends to you!"

Suo Ling pouted and said, "You call me Sister Ling, let me ask you, what is my name?"

Liu Changqing was stunned for a moment and said, "You ...... Your name is Suo Ling, Sister Ling, when I first met you, I was in Jiangling to participate in the ice and snow water cold conference, when I heard your voice, I felt ......"

Before he finished speaking, Suo Ling frowned and said, "Hmph, let me ask you, how do you write my name?"

Liu Changqing scratched his head and said, "You're going to play with me again!" Sister Ling, you don't know, I also forced others to write a few days ago, but ......"

Suo Ling didn't listen to his nonsense, handed him a willow branch that had just been broken, and said, "You write it on the ground." ”

Seeing that she didn't seem to be joking, Liu Changqing took the branch, and although he was suspicious, he still wrote the word "Suo Ling" in the dirt under his feet.

Liu Changqing stood up, Suo Ling glared at his face, "poof", laughed out loud, and said, "Are you practicing the iron head skill of Shaolin Temple?" Liu Changqing saw her laughing at herself, and thought she was angry, so he smiled and said: "Sister Ling, it's good if you don't get angry, is someone bullying you?" ”

Suo Ling frowned suddenly, Liu Changqing saw that her face was cloudy, angry and happy, and he didn't know which sentence offended her again.

Suo Ling said: "He is a floating, prodigal hypocrite, who teases me. ”

Liu Changqing was furious when he heard this, stretched out his hand and patted the big tree beside him, there was a loud noise, the big tree suddenly shook a few times, Liu Changqing said angrily: "Who is so presumptuous? dare to do this to you? Is it Huo Daqing?"

Suo Ling rolled his eyes up and said, "How dare he? My brother is in the faction, and he doesn't dare to be rude to me." Liu Changqing had never heard him talk about his brother, and asked, "Your brother?" Suo Ling said: "You have seen it, and you have scolded my brother, how can you not remember?"

Liu Changqing thought about it, when he first went to Dongmeng Mountain to pay tribute to his parents, Suo Ling once called a person "brother", and then he forgot about it.

Liu Changqing scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "If you don't say it, I will forget, your brother was ...... at that time"

Suo Ling snorted and said, "Don't give me a hippie smile, let me ask you, what words did you write on the ground just now?" Liu Changqing said: "Yes...... It's your name!"

Suo Ling nodded and said, "Let me ask you, how many strokes does my name have?"

Liu Changqing was stunned for a moment, and thought, "It turns out that she also knows about this, right...... Did Concubine Zhao tell her?" Suo Ling said: "Hmph, you are ...... You just don't know what to do, you flirt with a good woman, think I don't know?"

Liu Changqing said hatefully: "She...... She's not a good girl. As soon as he said this, he immediately regretted it and hesitated: "...... No...... No...... No, she ...... She...... Alas. It's me who is bad. ”

Suo Ling said: "It's really you, when I reach my twentieth birthday, will you also rehearse for me? My name is also twenty paintings, have you counted them?" Liu Changqing said: "Yes, Sister Ling, whatever you want, I will try my best to give it to you." ”

Suo Ling said: "I was guessing, but it was really you." Liu Changqing's face darkened, a little embarrassed, as if he wanted to speak, Suo Ling had already guessed his thoughts, pouted and said, "Don't guess, your good sister doesn't know yet." ”

Liu Changqing's face became serious, and he said: "Sister Ling, since you and I are in love for life, I will definitely be devoted to you, I am reckless and wrong in this matter, you blame me, I deserve it." But I won't fail you. ”

Seeing what he said seriously, Suo Ling flashed a subtle smile at the corner of his mouth, but disappeared in an instant, deliberately elongated his face, and said: "That's not necessary, man, there are many people with three wives and four concubines, don't you know how many wives you will have in the future?"

Liu Changqing said: "No, I don't want to be that kind of man, I have a person in my heart, and I have this person in my head, how can I think about the second one? Sister Ling, I have a deep friendship with you, since you trust each other, how can you not know?"

Suo Ling said: "How come I don't know? People have three wives and four concubines, all of which are not good, but there is one thing I don't understand. Liu Changqing looked at her and asked, "What's the matter?"

Suo Ling said again: "I don't know if these four concubines sleep separately at night, or do they live together?"

Liu Changqing was stunned for a moment and said, "You know everything, I was going to tell you." Suo Ling said: "People are golden branches and jade leaves, what am I?" Liu Changqing said: "You are my ......" Suo Ling interrupted him, and said: "I'm not, let me ask you, which concubine do you like a little more?"

Liu Changqing said hatefully: "She...... Her biological father is my great enemy, and I hate to kill him now!"

Seeing that he was suddenly aggrieved and angry, Suo Ling burst into tears and laughed, and said: "Ha you big head, Ha you bald essence, Ha you fancy face, I know you won't bear me, make a joke for you, Brother Qing, I know hello, your little junior sister has told me!" Liu Changqing said happily: "What did she say?"

Suo Ling said: "Ha, you little junior sister, Ha people are really good, Ha she said everything." Liu Changqing smiled and said, "Ha, you ghost-headed elf, ha, you are joking with me again." Suo Ling said: "Brother Qing, although I am joking with you, if you live in a room with other women in the future, I will ...... I'm really ignoring you!"

Liu Changqing said: "Ha yes, Ha I know, Ha is my recklessness, Ha is not thoughtful, Ha will not dare next time!" The two laughed at each other, Liu Changqing gently held Suo Ling's hands, and the two faced each other, with affection.

Suddenly, a voice came: "Ha, you stinky boy! Ha, I finally found you! Ha, you run very fast! Ha, let go of the girl's hand!"

The two looked back and saw that the tall man in the inn chased him out again, smiled at each other, the tall man had already chased over, and Suo Ling said: "This person is very good, very good, don't hurt him." Liu Changqing nodded.

The tall and strong man ran over, was furious, and said: "Ha, you turtle son, ha, you are shameless! Ha Laozi is not afraid of heaven and earth! Ha, let's fight again!"

Liu Changqing said: "Ha, you are a man, ha, let's try to compete, ha, can you knock down this tree?" The tall man was stunned for a moment, and said: "Ha, you are kidding, how can you knock down such a tall book?" Liu Changqing said: "Ha, you are optimistic!" After speaking, he slapped the palm luck and internal qi, and slapped it violently on the tree, as if the sky was falling apart, and when he heard a "click", the big tree suddenly cracked, and there was a series of sounds, and the big tree was suddenly planted to the ground.

The tall man was only stunned, speechless, and said after a long time: "Ha you...... Ha, you ......" Liu Changqing laughed, went over and grabbed Suo Ling's hand, and said, "We know each other, don't be surprised, big brother." ”

Who knew that Suo Ling pushed him away and said, "Who knows you, this big brother, save me quickly." ”

The tall man hesitated, but still rushed forward, and said, "Ha, let go of her, she doesn't know you! Ha Laozi and you are desperately pulling! Ha girl, you run!"

Liu Changqing was annoyed and helpless, as soon as the tall and strong man came over, Liu Changqing suddenly clicked on his acupoint and said, "My sister Ling likes to joke, don't be annoyed, big brother." The tall man had never seen any acupoint kung fu, and his two-hundred-pound body couldn't move at all, and said: "Ha, don't use evil methods, ha, let's fight with real knives and guns, do you dare?"

Liu Changqing saw that he was not convinced, and admired the person in front of him even more, and turned back to Suo Ling and said, "Sister Ling! Don't make trouble! Tell the eldest brother what is going on, the eldest brother is in a hurry." ”

Suo Ling hesitated, she didn't want to give up the fun opportunity in front of her, but she and Liu Changqing had been separated for a long time, and she missed it a little, so she stopped joking, and said to the tall man: "This big brother, I'm joking with you! I quarreled with him, and now it's all right!" After finishing speaking, he explained his acupoint, but he didn't solve it, and asked suspiciously: "Brother Qing, what kind of kung fu did you use? Why can't you solve it?"

Liu Changqing went over to unlock the acupoint for the tall man, looked at his hands, and said, "I...... I was about to tell you that I have a lot of things that I don't know right now. ”

The tall man had empty limbs, knew that the two were joking, and he was not angry, and said: "Ha you are very good, Ha you are amazing, Ha I have obeyed you." Liu Changqing said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry! Big brother, I haven't asked your surname yet?"

The tall man scratched his head and said, "I'...... My surname is Sha. (To be continued.) )