Chapter 38: Half an Inch of Rivers and Mountains

There has never been a shortage of gossip in the rivers and lakes, and the six years of Kaitai have been even more lively. Since the release of the Xiaosheng Jianghu rankings, there has been a lot of controversy, according to Zhao Hezhi, it is deliberately done within Xiaosheng Jianghu, no matter what, the sales of Jianghu periodicals are not worried.

The most recent sensational martial arts incident is that Zhao Ritian, the first peachwood swordsman in the upper realm, challenged Ye Liangchen, one of the four great grandmasters, the head of the Qingyun Dao of Dragon and Tiger Mountain. Ye Liangchen, the head of Qingyun Road in Longhu Mountain, became famous thirty years ago, and the four great masters at that time, the living dead tomb god donkey hero Yang of Nanshan Mountain, is known as the South Ye and North Yang, referred to as the Yang Ye combination. He used to be the top master in the general image realm, and he was only a line away from the land immortals. However, fifty years ago, since Zhang Sanfeng, the head of the Wudang faction, rode a white crane and soared, there were no land immortals on the rivers and lakes in the past 30 years, and there were only the top ten masters of martial arts in the world. And the one who has occupied the first fifty years of the ranking is the Taoist of the old monarch who lives in seclusion in Qingcheng, and then there are occasional ups and downs in various rankings, but there are only a dozen people in the top ten masters back and forth.

It is said that Zhao Ritian was born in the Nangong family, and is the son of the concierge of the Nangong family, and was later expelled from the Nangong family. Zhao Ritian is suave, dressed in white, carrying a peachwood sword, walking the rivers and lakes without a door or faction, and has become a scenery in the rivers and lakes.

When I was practicing martial arts in the Taishan faction, I had bought some expired Xiaosheng gossip on the stall and read an interview with him, Zhao Ritian had an arrogant personality and good luck, and he challenged more than 30 heroes from all walks of life on the list in ten years, without any defeat, and the ranking also soared all the way, until in recent years, it has stabilized between fifth and eighth in the world. It's just that the master master, the higher he goes, the more he cherishes his feathers, and when he arrives at this top ten master list, it is not so easy to have a great battle.

In this reform of the martial arts evaluation list, Ye Liangchen, who has always been regarded as an equal by Zhao Ritian, actually entered the ranks of the four great masters, and he Zhao Ritian said that he was the first to disagree, so there was a battle in the capital on the tenth day of October.

Ye Liangchen, the head of Qingyun Road in Longhu Mountain, has always been very low-key, after all, Longhu Mountain is a famous mountain in Taoism, and now the imperial court is repressive of Buddhism, and Ye Daochang's reputation has gone straight to Qingyun, especially at the beginning of this year, Qingyun Daochang was named a national teacher by the imperial court, and he was targeted by the arrogant Zhao Ritian.

It has been a long time since there has been a duel on the top ten masters of martial arts on the rivers and lakes, and this time it is in front of us, as people in the rivers and lakes, we are very excited, and more importantly, this event is hosted by the imperial court, Xiaosheng Jianghu undertakes, the venue of the duel is in the chrysanthemum garden, one of the royal gardens, and even His Royal Highness the Prince will be present in person for this event.

For a time, there were many knights in the capital who were dressed in white and carrying peachwood swords walking on the streets. After all, the imperial court implements weapons control, and the peachwood sword is obviously not among them. If you walk in the city with a big knife on your back, you are likely to be invited to tea by Six Doors. Moreover, a long knife that is the most poor also costs four or five taels of silver, but a peachwood sword, dozens of Wen, a white dress, a certain treasure with the same style of one hundred Wen, cheap and affordable, is the first choice in the recent guide to the Jianghu in Beijing.

On the first day of October, Jia Ming and I went to Laojunguan to visit the three vulgar Taoists, who were fighting with the crooked melon Taoists and the cracked jujube Taoists, and even took off their pants. Amazon took us over, the three vulgar people said that you kid came here, why did you bring a girl here, you said that I was at a critical moment of cultivation, but I can't be confused by you.

I took out a roast chicken and two catties of soju that I had prepared, and the three sayings, well, this is still considered to be your conscience. Come, come, and see two Taoist masters. By the way, he whispered to me, do you have copper coins on you? I said that I brought 200 Wen, what's wrong?

Sanshi said angrily, why don't you have any eyesight, of course you want to redeem my Taoist robe and pants. Jia Ming said that fortunately, the Taoist chief has strong internal strength, otherwise he wouldn't have frozen you into a popsicle in October. But you're too stupid, didn't you see the two Taoist masters of crooked melon and cracked jujube privately changing cards?

The three vulgar roared at the two Taoist masters, you two are too unkind, spit out the silver that won me. The crooked melon grinned and said, "Have you lost more money to us?" As of now, you still owe three pairs of underwear and five sets of Taoist robes.

The five of them drank wine and ate meat together, and the three vulgar asked me how I had been practicing kung fu recently? I said that I was still half a cowhide away from the Jiupin master. Sanshi said with a smile, you don't understand this, for the sake of you inviting me to eat chicken, I will privately pass on your unique skills, and the cliff can be promoted to a nine-grade master.

I hurriedly asked for advice with an open mind, and the three sayings are that without him, there are only five cowhides for the nine masters. I'll teach you a set of bragging skills, so that you can blow ten cowhides in one breath, and you can come over.

Seeing Jia Ming eavesdropping on the side, Sanshi hurriedly said, why don't you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes at all, I am teaching this kid peerless martial arts, if you eavesdrop, cut off the left ear for the left ear, and cut off the right ear for the right ear.

Jia Ming said, do you think that you are penniless now, and you are not afraid of me, believe it or not, I even stole your underwear?

The three vulgar hurriedly waved their hands, or not, it doesn't hurt if you want to listen to it, and said a mantra for luck.

This set of formulas is called bragging about the magic of bragging skin, in fact, there is a more awesome name, called half an inch of mountains and rivers, your internal strength is shallow, practice a lot, and one day you will succeed.

My comprehension is not bad, I used half a pillar of incense kung fu to make the mantra seven, seven or eighty, half an inch of mountains and rivers, gathered the internal force in the mouth, and spit it out with the method of air arrows, and the lethality is amazing.

As the saying goes, I have never passed on this set of martial arts, and I originally wanted to bring it into the coffin. See if your kid has fate and learned.

According to the three vulgar sayings, Jia Ming used his luck to spit out a jujube tree, and actually dropped a number of shriveled dates, so he said that the three vulgar Taoists are a bit good at your kung fu.

The three vulgar sayings, not only is it a bit of Taoism, see me show you, say the three vulgar and calm down, standing in the courtyard. We waited for a moment, but there was no movement. I asked, don't you demonstrate? The three vulgar were stunned, what are you demonstrating?

Bragging.

The three sayings, oh, forgot. Just now I remembered a dragon meat I ate in Longhu Mountain, and I forgot about it.

I said that your cowhide is a bit big, and I can only express my admiration and admiration. The three vulgar are not happy, do you think I really haven't eaten dragon meat, in fact, the taste is similar to white chicken, not to mention dragon meat, I have eaten Tang monk meat.

I have been doing it again and again, and the Taoist is miraculous!

The three vulgarities say that you are a troublemaker, don't believe it, ask the crooked melon road chief and the cracked jujube road chief. The two Taoist leaders gave a thumbs up again and again, we believe, we believe!

I said, "Chief, since you have been in Longhu Mountain, I don't know if you have seen Ye Liangchen?"

The three sayings, that kid, when I was cultivating in Longhu Mountain, that kid was still peeking at the little girl taking a bath.

Qingyun Daoist is going to fight the Jingshi with the peachwood swordsman, Daoist I have been a fan of Qingyun Daoist since I was a child, I don't know if I can arrange to meet, I also want an autograph, show it to them?

The three sayings are good, it's easy to say, if you invite me to a good meal in Hongguanglou another day, I'll take you there. Jia Ming said that Qin Sanguan is also willing to be the wrongdoer. I said that we are all friends, is it normal to have a meal? Jia Ming said that's good, you can buy me rouge gouache in a while.

The three vulgar Taoist elders said, then tomorrow, I just have something to look for that kid. Martial Commenting on the Four Great Grandmasters, hum, does it sound very majestic, if he loses, it will really disgrace the face of our Daomen.

That's okay, let's say goodbye first, and we'll meet in Hongguang Building tomorrow.

The three sayings, I will send you. Saying that, looking at the crooked melon and cracked jujube, the two Taoist elders said, what are you doing. As the saying goes, the visitor is a guest, and you can't let me wear pants to see off the guest.

I hurriedly waved my hand, no need to do it, let's just go by ourselves.

Okay, let's let Amazon deliver you both. Oh yes. I forgot to show you half an inch of mountains and rivers.

Saying that, the three vulgar Taoist chiefs looked at the small lake next to him, was silent for a moment, and suddenly said loudly: Break!

After waiting for three or four seconds, we looked at the surface of the lake, and there was not a single ripple. The three vulgar said embarrassedly, forgetting the mantra.

We walked to the door, and suddenly heard a boom and thunder, the whole small lake was like a piece of tofu cut off in the middle, the lake water was actually cut off from the middle, and the fish and shrimp at the bottom of the lake were also exposed, and there was a smell of grilled fish, Jia Ming and I were dumbfounded. In the distance, the three vulgars smiled and looked proud.