Chapter 330: Trivia of the Academy (I)
Leaving the palace of hating the sky, Taishang Laojun suddenly opened his eyes, his heart surged, and wisps of ominous premonition shrouded his heart, he pinched his fingers, and there was nothing, and his brows couldn't help frowning.
"The chaos of heaven and earth is unobtainable, and the catastrophe of heaven and earth is irreversible, and this is a terrible situation. Boy!"
"Here, what does the lord command?"
Hearing the call, the boy pushed the door and walked in to salute respectfully.
"Your seven senior brothers went to the lower realm before, and there was no news coming, I am afraid that there will be more luck and less luck, you go to Yuding Zhenren, and say that Lu Dongbin has reshaped the Dao body, please bother him more. If the Dao body is not successful, he is not allowed to go to the lower realm!"
"Yes, sir. Then the boy turned and went out, and closed the door.
Taishang Laojun let out a long sigh, slowly closed his eyes and settled down again.
Mortal World, Immortal Academy Sky City, Tenth School District.
As soon as it was dawn, the loudspeaker of the dormitory sounded.
After simply repeating the loud rooster crow three times, the various rules and regulations of the Immortal Cultivation Academy were still played as usual.
The male voice actor's voice is calm and powerful, and the words are clear in the ear, and the students who are still sleeping even if they are dazed are startled up by this magic sound.
“... Fourth, it is not allowed to spit, defecate anywhere. Fifth, it is not allowed to dump garbage, indoor daily necessities need to be placed neatly, and outdoor sanitation work should be done. . . ”
"Sixth, gambling is not allowed, fights are not allowed... Every day, I memorized all the magic sounds. Xu Chenliang scratched his scalp and sat up from the quilt and shouted loudly.
"Of course you memorized it, and you were only punished by the dormitory manager last night for copying the rules and regulations. Liu Jiming sat at the desk and said lightly: "I advise you to get up early, today is the big day of the assessment, if you fail again, you will be persuaded to quit." ”
Xu Chenliang shook his head, jumped off the bed, folded the quilt quickly and skillfully, wiped the sheets a few times, and straightened them out, then turned his head and said:
"Excuse me, from childhood to adulthood, what I hate the most is the rules, I thought that I could be at ease if I cultivated immortals, but I knew that the rules of this city of cultivating immortals turned out to be one by one, and I had to memorize them, it was really a loss of conscience!"
Liu Jiming turned his head to look at him, shook his head and said: "You really don't know how to learn, it's okay in the dormitory, don't say this sentence when you go out, I'm afraid that you will be beaten." ”
Xu Chenliang rolled his eyes: "I'm not stupid." What about the six of them?"
"I have already left first, the six of them are from poor backgrounds, unlike you and me, the family is counting on food to eat, and the interests of the family are naturally more than you and me. ”
Liu Jiming stood up, stuffed the books in his hand into a small backpack, and said lightly: "Since you're up, let's go! There is still an hour before the exam, and you can go to eat first!"
Xu Chenliang showed a big smile: "I love this, wash my face first." ”
Liu Jiming glanced at his watch: "Wait for you for three minutes." ”
"Enough. ”
Xu Chenliang screamed and rushed into the bathroom.
Xiuxian Academy, a city in the sky, is the most reasonable building calculated according to the data integration and optimization of the world's university cities in the Marvel plane.
He was simply divided into five parts, and the center of the circle belonged to the administrative area, and although it did not occupy a large area, it was the brain of the entire Sky City. The rest is divided into four areas in four directions: southeast, northwest and northwest.
Today, only a small part of the eastern region is open.
However, in the eyes of the first batch of students, this small part is already a small city, after all, the entire sky city is ridiculously large.
The area where Xu Chenliang and Liu Jiming are now belongs to the preschool area, and it is the front station for all immortal cultivation students to enter the academy.
Here, they must learn all kinds of rules and regulations in advance, and lay a good foundation for cultivating immortals. As long as they pass the fixed assessment, they can truly become a member of the Sky City.
The assessment is very simple, first, from a variety of rules and regulations and the use of modern equipment, randomly selected 100, more than 90 qualified. Second, cultivating the Immortal Cultivation Technique will initially generate mana.
For Xu Chenliang, the second one is as easy as a breeze, but the first one is very difficult, he is not like Liu Jiming, who is both smart and steady, and can memorize the entire book casually.
In the Immortal Cultivation Academy, the so-called status is useless, and being able to cultivate mana is the most fundamental. But before that, you need to memorize the rules and regulations.
The rules of the city in the sky are very different from those on the ground. In particular, if you defecate in the open, you will definitely be punished severely if you find it.
The preschool area is not large, with only three buildings arranged in a corner.
The dormitory building is in the middle and has 15 floors, each with dozens of rooms, enough to accommodate 5,000 students.
The building on the left is a cafeteria and shopping area, and you can find everything you need to eat, as well as various kinds of groceries. The materials inside are abundant beyond human imagination.
On the right is the examination building, the floor is not too high, and there is a large platform on the top floor. Standing there, you can see just in time to see part of the East End.
That platform is also Liu Jiming and Xu Chenliang's favorite place to go, every time they look at the scenery in the Eastern District, they are even more looking forward to the journey of cultivating immortals.
Out of the dormitory gate, the two turned directly into the cafeteria.
Randomly found a table and sat down, clicked on the menu on the desktop monitor, Xu Chenliang said: "What do you want to eat today?"
"Buddha jumped over the wall. ”
"Poof!" Xu Chenliang almost didn't have a mouthful of blood spurting out, and shouted: "Why don't you die? Buddha jumps over the wall? You can't afford to sell me! At most, a bowl of three fresh noodles!"
Liu Jiming's expression was calm, he took out a book from his backpack and spread it in front of him, and said lightly: "Since you know it, why are you asking me?"
Xu Chenliang was speechless, stretched out his hand and pressed twice on the pattern of Sanxian noodles, and clicked it casually.
A palm popped up on the screen, Xu Chenliang covered his right hand, and the only scan was there, and a number popped up on the right side.
52。
It then quickly decreased, becoming 48.
Liu Jiming glanced at it lightly: "I've been working hard lately, has the mana generated every day broken five?"
Xu Chenliang became proud, "Hey, look down on me, don't you?" What about you?"
"It broke ten three days ago. ”
“... You're a pervert, I'll ask you more. Xu Chenliang couldn't wait to slap his mouth, talk too much, and hit his self-confidence again.
Three minutes later, a big white robot came over slowly, put down the two bowls of three fresh noodles in his hand, and said gently: "The three fresh noodles of the two, please use them slowly." ”
The two of them ignored it, took the noodles and began to eat.
There were a lot of people in the cafeteria, and most of them were eating with their heads bowed, and a small number of people were talking and seemed to be very confident about the exam.
In the corner, there were two tables of people bowing their heads, as if a black cloud was pressing over them.
Xu Chenliang glanced at it and said with some surprise: "That's Ye Wen? Didn't he pass the exam a week ago and left, why did he come back again?"
"You didn't read last night's announcement, did you?" Liu Jiming said lightly: "A few of them violated the regulations and were sent back to rebuild." ”
"In just two days, twelve points will be deducted?"
"Are you surprised?"
Xu Chenliang was speechless.
That Ye Wen is actually a member of the dormitory of the two, speaking of which, he is a senior, and he came a month earlier than the two, but he is rebellious by nature and disdainful of all kinds of rules and regulations, so every exam belongs to Sun Shan for a while.
He used to make trouble, but he was brutally suppressed by the big white robot, and he studied honestly for a week, and finally passed the exam, but he didn't expect to shake it and come back.
In fact, there have always been repatriations and reconstructions, and this type of person is usually a reckless person, or the kind of person who does things without any brains.
It's already a big problem to get them to endorse, and they can't even think of complying with it after they have memorized it, so it's no surprise that they were sent back.
The two of them finished eating noodles in three or five times, pushed the bowl, and went straight to the examination room.
Even if he has not really entered the city of cultivating immortals, in Liu Jiming's opinion, this place is already worthy of the name of the Academy of Cultivating Immortals.
Liu Jiming was born in a wealthy family, and when he was a child, he went to a private school and experienced the pain of shaking his head and reciting a thousand words.
When the thick stack of rules and regulations was just sent down, Liu Jiming was desperate for a while, if he memorized these books to enter the Immortal Cultivation Academy, it would take at least a year.
However, things didn't turn out the way he imagined. He just followed the rules and put one, helmet-style stuff over his head every night before going to bed.
When I woke up the next morning, there must have been something more in my mind, and in only half a month, the thick stack of rules and regulations had been listed in detail in my mind.
Immortal means!
If there was such a method at home, then it would be easy to memorize the Four Books and Five Classics, and it would be easy to take a test casually.
These thoughts had excited Liu Jiming for two days, but two days later, when he stood on the big platform on the roof of the exam building again, he suddenly came to his senses.
This is the Academy of Immortal Cultivation, the City in the Sky!
The examination is not worth mentioning compared to cultivating immortals.
Later, when he saw that Xu Chenliang was full of bitterness, he also effortlessly recited the entire rules and regulations, he suddenly realized that the so-called imperial examination was really not worth mentioning in front of the Immortal Cultivation Academy.
He and Xu Chenliang are considered to be young, and the two once studied in a private school, and Liu Jiming knows this kid's brainpower.
Even a child who has to memorize a thousand-word essay for half a year, in just half a month, how can it be possible to memorize such a thick book of rules and regulations.
All the miracles are summed up in four words, fairy means.
In this way, he yearns for cultivating immortals even more.
The exam went very smoothly, and only an hour before and after, the two of them walked out of the gate with their certificates.
The examination room here is very strange, there are only tables, chairs and benches, there is no pen, and there is no inkstone, the so-called invigilator.
Everyone's exam papers are randomly generated by the monitor on the desktop, so everyone sees different questions.
Talking is not forbidden in the exam room, but if you make too much noise or leave the exam paper for more than 30 seconds, you will be automatically judged to have failed.
So after watching various promotional videos on the first floor, all the candidates have their own ruler in their hearts.
The certificate is collected on the first floor, according to your own palm print, after checking the relevant results, choose to print, then the certificate will fall from the exit below.
This is the strange thing about the exam building, all the places are automated, and there is no one, not even the hundreds of robots.
However, if someone wants to make trouble, a hole will immediately appear in the ground, and those who disturb discipline will disappear directly in front of everyone.
Confinement, a pitch-black hut, no sound, no light, for three whole days.
After Xu Chenliang tried it once, he vowed never to enter it a second time.
Liu Jiming secretly speculated that the so-called confinement room was definitely a hellish existence.
After getting the certificate, the two went straight to the dormitory to pack their things.
The other six had already returned, three of them were elated, and the other three were so dejected that they could not even be distinct, and at a glance they knew that they had received another great badge.
Seeing the two coming back, Qi Guang greeted first: "Two brothers, how is the exam?"
Xu Chenliang picked his chin and hummed, "Grab it!"
Wang Ming said angrily: "Don't brag, you must not be qualified." ”
Xu Chenliang raised his eyebrows and was about to quarrel, but Liu Jiming stretched out his hand to stop him, "It's useless to talk more, quickly pack up your things." We still have a lot to do today!"
Seeing this, Qi Guang arched his hand and smiled: "It seems that both of you have obtained the certificate, congratulations! I have been living in the same house for a long time, and it is also fate, now that we are about to separate, how about I propose that everyone get together at night?"
The other two agreed loudly, and both said: "I've been here for a long time, and I've been stuck in this hut, and now I can finally go out to breathe." I heard that the East School District covers a vast area, and there are all kinds of shops and pubs, so we might as well look for it and have a good drink!"
Xu Chenliang slapped his thigh: "This is good! There is everything in the shop here, but there is no wine, and the mouth has faded out of a bird!"
Qi Guang smiled: "Since this is the case, it is a matter of words, how about I find a good place to inform the two of you at night?"
Liu Jiming said: "In this case, we might as well go and get the school equipment together." I heard that there is a watch in the equipment that can be contacted remotely, and I don't know if it's true!"
As soon as they heard this, the three of them jumped up at the same time and shouted, "Go and go!"
Several people's eyes were glowing, and they had been yearning for the magic weapon of the immortal family for a long time.
Most of the so-called school equipment was also heard from the students who were returned.
It is rumored that this watch is equipped for school, but it has many functions, and it can be called a universal magic weapon!
The most important thing is that getting the certificate is equivalent to being able to leave the status of an eight-person dormitory and be assigned to a separate room.
I heard that the decoration inside is very good, and everyone is looking forward to it. (To be continued.) )