Master Zhenyuan glanced at Master Vacuum, saw that Vacuum's face was nervous, and said to Suo Ling, "You...... Donor, where did you come from? When we first met, why did you humiliate the old man like this?"

Suo Ling said: "When the abbot didn't come out just now, why did you say that I was as beautiful as a flower? The old monk said that people were as beautiful as flowers, so don't you say provocative hookup?"

Master Vacuum was righteous, and said to Zhenyuan: "Senior Brother Abbot, don't listen to the words of the villain. ”

Master Zhenyuan didn't see it with his own eyes, so he naturally wouldn't listen to Suo Ling's words, but Suo Ling came to make trouble, but he didn't know why. The vacuum master said angrily: "Female donor, how much is your big worth a few dollars?

Suo Ling said: "The monk's silver and two meals are all from fate, how can you give me silver?"

Seeing that she was entangled, there must be something else, but this person has seen the vacuum, and it is clear that she is a peasant girl on the mountain, and she also has some friendship with the Shaolin Temple on weekdays, how can she come to make trouble unreasonably? It may also be true, the farmer has always taken farming and raising chickens as an important matter, and it is no wonder that the woman in front of her is so angry.

Vacuum said: "Then according to the words of the female benefactor, what should I do?"

Suo Ling said: "My big rooster, if it is an ordinary rooster, then it will be done, and the right to give you Shaolin Temple to rejoice." But this big rooster I raised is not very different, it has three legs and three eyes, and if you kill and eat it, can you pay it back?

The vacuum was speechless, and said in his heart: "Your big has been eaten by others, and it has a few legs and eyes, and it is all your words, and there is no proof of death." Where in the world can there be a big rooster with three legs? Even if he has three legs, how can he have three eyes? Isn't that a fantasy?"

But the vacuum can't be broken in person, and suddenly I heard her say "the third such big rooster", and I was puzzled for a while, and said: "It's the first time I've heard of such a strange thing, is it possible that there is a second one who also looks like this with three legs and three eyes?"

Suo Ling pretended to be indifferent, and said: "This is natural, it's in my house! I have never been willing to slaughter these two big roosters and eat them, if it weren't for the thief bald ......" Speaking of this, he hurriedly stopped talking.

Seeing that Suo Ling was deliberately acting, the vacuum master said to the abbot of Zhenyuan: "Senior brother, I will go and check and expose the lies of this female benefactor, and I will return immediately." ”

Master Vacuum and Suo Ling walked up the mountain quickly, Suo Ling didn't say anything, and chatted with the vacuum without a word, and the vacuum only said: "Amitabha." "Never answered.

After a while, Suo Ling said slowly: "Master, I don't know if there are any bad monks in the Shaolin Temple. But there are more temples in the world, and there will be a bunch of bad monks who are doing nonsense, isn't it?"

Suo Ling said, "There will be so ...... if you can't keep it" Vacuum thought: "If you can't keep it, there will be one or two bad monks, that's reasonable", but what Suo Ling said was "If you can't keep it, there will be so many bad monks", which really made Vacuum cry and laugh, and asked softly, "Oh?"

Suo Ling pulled away from the topic and said, "Alas, it's not a big deal. My husband and I eloped here, huh...... It's been a few years, six or seven years?"

Vacuum said, "You come to the mountain...... Well, it's the eighth year! I haven't seen you since I was in the Shaolin Temple eight years ago. ”

Suo Ling said lightly "um" and said, "Okay, good, very good, the great monk remembers it clearly." Alas, I left without permission, but I didn't have time to say goodbye to my biological parents, I haven't seen them for many years, and I want to go back to see them. ”

The vacuum is another sentence of "Amitabha", Suo Ling said: "Actually, Shaolin Temple is not far from my hometown Linyi, isn't it?"

When Suo Ling said this, his eyes kept staring at the vacuum master, and when he saw his body suddenly, it was really unusual, when he mentioned the word "Linyi", why was the vacuum so shocked? Nine times out of ten, this vacuum master was Linyi's Mi Dawei.

The vacuum master really looked at it and said, "Oh, you are from Linyi? That's a coincidence." ”

Suo Ling asked, "What's the coincidence?"

The vacuum master paused slightly and said, "The old man has been in Linyi for a long time, so he knows a little bit. ”

Suo Ling exclaimed: "Ah! It turns out that the master is also familiar with Linyi, that's not bad, I'm thinking, if I meet a bad monk who comes to steal my big again, then I might as well not go back." Alas, I don't know what will happen to the chicks I raised after I'm gone. My old father liked to eat chicken the most, and how happy he would have been if he had known that I had so many chicken......s! But...... Alas, his old man died. ”

The vacuum master said "Amitabha" again, and then said one more sentence: "Life and death have a fate, and each has a destiny." I don't know if the female benefactor pretended to deceive her, saying where is the big with three legs and three eyes?"

Suo Ling said "hmm" and said, "The big rooster is on it, let's go up and have a look." I have a big rooster that I have! I have loved rice since I was a child, and I have a very big appetite, and he can eat me in one meal...... That's a lot of rice. In fact, Suo Ling herself has never raised chickens, and she can't say how much rice a chicken eats in a meal, only "a lot of rice", and then said: "That's why I call this big rooster 'rice big stomach'......"

As soon as these words came out, the vacuum master's face suddenly changed, as if he had heard something incredible, although Suo Ling was behind him, he had already seen it clearly, and stretched out his hand.

The vacuum master suddenly heard the words "rice big stomach", and he was extremely surprised, and he never expected that this ordinary peasant woman would actually know how to do acupoint kung fu, and was about to turn around, but Suo Ling's hand clicked a few times in the back of his heart, and the vacuum master suddenly couldn't move, and asked, "...... you You...... Are you from the Red Demon Hall?"

Suo Ling smiled, finally stopped pretending, and said: "When I married the Lord of the Liu Hall, you followed us for so long, and now I am secretly behind you, aren't you angry?"

The vacuum master was covered with beads of sweat, and suddenly flowed down, and said in surprise: "You...... Are you a saint?

Suo Ling took off the disguised plaster and said, "Exactly, you know me, and I know you, we are really fated." ”

The Vacuum Master suddenly raised his voice and shouted, "You...... You...... Quickly get rid of me, I have something important to do......"

Suo Ling also clicked the vacuum master's dumb acupoint at the same time, and said with a smile: "You are really interesting, I have heard of the 'lion roar gong' of Shaolin Temple for a long time, if you use it, the big monks, small monks, and middle monks in your temple will all run over, isn't that a little woman?"

Vacuum's eyes widened in surprise, unable to speak, struggling, but unable to move at all, and his eyes were full of incredulity.