Chapter 15 Uncle Leper also has a cloudy day
God can't die of hunger.
The two fools over there have stupid blessings, and they found the rice rut directly after a chance encounter, but the leper uncle over there regretted going to grandma's house.
He was originally a prodigal son in the village, with both parents dead and only one uncle.
His father and mother left him so many acres of land, and he didn't have the heart to plant it at all, so he rented it directly to his uncle.
Originally, he only got the money a few days ago, but who knew that he turned into a gambling stall as soon as his head was hot, and when he came out, he turned from an asset to a liability.
He usually doesn't take it seriously when he owes people money, but he has to pay attention to the money he owes to the gambling stall.
Two days ago, I heard that Zhangjiazhuang, a hundred miles away, was going to hire a master who would guard the soul and recite scriptures, saying that he could give a lot of money.
His mind suddenly came alive.
Recite a scripture, anyone who can hum with an open mouth can do it, or I'll come here?
I made up my mind and started tossing around at home.
If you want to be a fake master, you have to have a robe.
He didn't have it at home, but he knew it was in the second-hand clothes shop.
turned the house upside down, sent it to find a few valuable things, ran to the pawnshop to get some money, bought an old wooden fish, and went to the old clothes shop to change a monk's robe that I don't know which down-and-out monk sold.
That's how well you're ready.
He pondered to himself that being a false teacher is a spiritual watchman.
In the middle of the night, there is a huge mourning hall, except for the wreath paper man, in case the dead ghost gets up in the middle of the night......
This is not good, at least you have to pull a bold one.
After thinking about it, I thought of the second egg.
Erdan has no father, and his own temperament is stupid, it stands to reason that the life of orphans and widows is not easy, but if he can't stand others, Erdan is strong and in good health. It's okay to go to the forest and put it around, and drag out a dead tree that can burn for ten days and half a month. When you're lucky, when you can meet a wild boar and a silly roe deer, you can also get some meat to eat.
There is nothing in the village that the whole village does not envy.
Therefore, although the Erdan family is not rich, there is no shortage of food and drink. Sometimes I can't eat it at home, and I can ask my neighbor Xiaodou to sell it at the market in exchange for some loose silver.
Life can be regarded as enjoyable.
But there are those who are not happy.
At least Xiaodou's daughter-in-law is a little unhappy, and if she has something to do, she nagged in Xiaodou's ear.
"I work for the neighbor's house every day, and I can't get the land at home?" "I don't think the second egg is our neighbor, the second egg is your ancestor, right, and the service is endless?" and something like that.
Xiaodou's temperament is not bad, but when his daughter-in-law is angry, he will smile and punish him. But turn your head, what should be or what.
After all, they are brothers who grew up together, and they are neighbors, so they can't be ignored.
But as soon as he reached out to help, her daughter-in-law chattered.
Once or twice, I put up with the smile, after all, the daughter-in-law is also for her own family. But after many times, he also became a little impatient.
It happened that he drank some wine that day, and his daughter-in-law took it out again, but Xiaodou didn't suppress the fire and had a big fight with his daughter-in-law.
I went out with a stomach full of anger to find someone to chatter, and I happened to meet a leper who came to find the second egg.
Xiaodou asked casually.
As soon as the leper talked about the matter, he was also interested.
Originally, he didn't like farming, and was most interested in businessmen who traveled from south to north, always thinking about when he could go out and break through, and this was an opportunity in front of him. Although Uncle Leper is a prodigal, he only loses his own family, I haven't heard of him talking to anyone, and with a second egg by his side, he really doesn't believe that he can suffer!
The two hit it off, pulled the two eggs out there, and the three of them simply cleaned up and set off immediately!
In this way, the three of them successfully formed a team temporarily, transformed into a master and two little apprentices, and went out to recite scriptures and guard the spirits for others.
Before coming out, I thought about how much money I wanted from the big family in Zhangjiazhuang, and how to spend it when I came back.
Along the way, he told the two boys what he had heard and heard, and when he saw the two boys, he was stunned, and the psychological satisfaction was simply not to mention.
Who would have thought that as soon as he entered Baihugang, he would be involved in such a stall!
Uncle Leper looked at the two people who were lying flat on the wheelbarrow, grinning from time to time by bumps, and pumped his mouth vigorously, saying that I have nothing to do when I am idle. Isn't it enough to ask Xiaodou to settle it by himself, now it's good, he's not doing well, I'm going to be tired and vomit blood!
The two of them add up to 200 catties, even if there is a wheelbarrow to borrow, these two miles down, Uncle Leper is panting like a bellows.
Dong Chao and Xue Ba were lying in the car with peace of mind, mentally wondering how to make up nonsense when they went back to see Bing Sanzhang, how to deal with the old ghost to fool the past, and more importantly, how to get some food to save their lives!
For Lin Chong, the two of them were actually not very worried.
Along the way, they got along day and night, and the two had already figured out Lin Chong's character. Otherwise, he would not dare to humiliate him so blatantly in the later stage.
I'm still worried about Bing Sanzhang.
The temperament of this "demon way" is really incomprehensible.
Needless to say, if you don't say a word when you meet, you can just point to it, and it is estimated that the two of them don't even need to get off the wheelbarrow, and they can be sent to the mass grave for burial.
Let's be a hero again after 18 years!
"You two raise your eyes, is it the tea shed?"
Uncle Leper vaguely saw a thatched house, and suddenly there was sunshine in his heart.
The heart said that it was finally almost there, and hurriedly asked.
Dong Chao didn't dare to nod, Xue Ba didn't even open his eyes, and said, "If you see it, there is only such a thatched house nearby." Hurry up!
"Don't worry, it's definitely in time, Xiaodou's kid is clever, and he is a good hand at catching fish. ”
"Uh-huh!"
Seeing that the goal was achieved, Dong Chao didn't even bother to pretend, and snorted twice and stopped talking-
Dragging a dead tree trunk the size of a bucket, Bing Sanzhang walked with great difficulty.
When I first dragged this dead tree trunk, I only thought that it would be large enough to burn for a long time. But halfway through the delay, he suddenly remembered that there seemed to be no guy at hand who could split this thing.
The waist knife can blunt out the gap by cutting some branches, and it is absolutely wishful thinking to split this big wooden stake.
However, the fungus on this trunk is really luxuriant, and in order to be able to eat the fungus every once in a while in the future, this trip is not in vain.
Finally, he dragged the dead tree trunk to the side of the stream, and only then did he kick the trunk down, and then he heard a "eh" sound from the creek, and a teenager came out.
None other than adzuki beans.
Being able to meet outsiders here, Bing Sanzhang was a little surprised, looked up and down a few times, it would be a teenager, and asked with a smile:
"Boy, I'm sorry, I didn't see you, how are you?