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The tradition of putting lanterns on the Lantern Festival to guess the lantern riddle has a long history, and when you come to the lantern market, you can see the crowd of people, and you can feel that there are many people in the capital. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info used to study art in the Taishan School, although there were also lantern riddles in Shandong's hometown, but compared with the shoulder to shoulder in the capital, it is still several levels worse.

We came to the entrance of the light market, looked at the bustling crowd, and our mood was relaxed. Of course, Liu Qingfeng and Zhang Yi didn't really guess the riddles, but pointed at the woman on the street, this ass is very good, and that thin waist is really wonderful.

Many large shops also take this opportunity to put lantern riddles in the lantern market, such as Long Fengxiang and Datong Firm, etc., will set up some prizes after guessing the riddles correctly, taking the opportunity to build popularity. Liu Qingfeng pointed to a signboard and said, "Even the pickles of Sanbiju have come to open the lantern riddle, is the prize a jar of pickles?" I said don't look down on those who sell pickles, there are no fresh vegetables in winter, and every household really has this thing.

Liu Qingfeng said that looking at a group of them scratching their ears and cheeks, they have to show their talents. I don't know which lady came out to have an encounter with a talented and beautiful woman? I said that you have watched too much "The Legend of the West Chamber", in addition to a few martial arts, what else will you do?

Liu Qingfeng said that what I have learned is miscellaneous, the six arts, and in addition to the number of imperial books of Lile and Music, the rest of the items are quite experienced. Liu Qingfeng blushed and said that I have learned more, and I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, speaking, learning and singing, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.

I ignored their bickering and looked at the riddles along the street, but I was attracted by a riddle in the Champion Building. The lantern riddle of the champion building is quite innovative, a total of 11 lanterns, said to pass the five levels and cut six generals, as long as you can crack six of them, you can receive the special Poria cake of the champion building for free. I thought it was interesting and signed up.

Eleven lanterns are arranged in an arc in a row, each lantern is a hut, and the organizer told me to work in pairs, enter from both sides to guess the lantern riddle, and whoever guesses six first, wins.

I entered from the side, and the first riddle was quite interesting, the riddle was: draw the time circle, write the time square, the winter time is short, and the summer time is long. After a moment's thought, I wrote the word "day" on rice paper. The guy in the champion building said that the son was really smart, and many people fell on the first word. Beat the drum.

The second riddle: There are fish in the East China Sea, without a head and a tail, and the spine is extracted, which is a word. I smiled, and the person who came up with the question was also quite interesting, and wrote the same Japanese character on the paper. Two questions in a row, both of them are the same word. The guys clapped their hands and beat the drum twice. It means to inform the person on the other side that the two questions have been connected. The guy asked, why is Childe so powerful. I smiled: I came with Baidu Encyclopedia, and the guy didn't know what was going on, and he didn't ask deeply.

Then I guessed three more questions in a row, and only four drums sounded on the other side. If I get it right again, you're going to lose. It's not good, I feel a murderous aura on the other side.

The sixth riddle is a poem: Alone in the west building, the moon is like a hook. This is a sentence in a poem "Seeing Huan" written by Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, I hesitated and couldn't make up my mind. Dude asked, your Baidu Encyclopedia doesn't work? I rolled my eyes, how can it work again and again? There has to be an original, right?

Five drums also sounded on the opposite side, and a red-clothed figure came in, and I looked up: It's you?

The woman in red glanced at me and said coldly: I know you?

I hurriedly waved my hand, I didn't know, I didn't know. Fortunately, the other party didn't recognize me, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to escape such a small space with another stitch.

The woman in red looked at the riddle, frowned, and thought for a moment to no avail. Look back at me, if you guess before I do, I'll kill you.

I want to die, I believe it, I believe it! Or I'll admit defeat and say I'm about to go out. The woman in red said: Stop, before I guessed it, you have to go out, and I will kill you.

I am not standing, nor am I walking. People in the Heart Dao Demon Sect are better to mess with less. I looked at the mystery and went up to the west building alone. It has been taught in geography textbooks, going up and down, going south, left, west, right and east, the moon is like a hook, and I have the answer in my heart, but I dare not say it.

The woman asked, do you have an answer?

I nodded triumphantly, and suddenly shook my head again, no, absolutely not! The woman nodded, presumably you wouldn't be that smart.

After a cup of tea, I said why don't I tell you the mystery, you can write it out? I don't want Poria cake, I heard that it is useless for me to eat it, give it to you!

The woman snorted coldly and continued to stare at the riddle. There wasn't much space in the lamp house, so I stretched my waist and accidentally touched the woman's buttocks. Wow, it's a little soft.

The woman was suddenly stunned, turned her head to look at me, I saw two small flames burning in my pretty eyes, I said I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Look for death!

Whoa, whoa!

I was kicked out of the house by a woman, the flower house was smashed, and the lantern caught fire. As soon as the wind blew, the fire spread, and suddenly everything around it caught fire.

I didn't care about saying hello to Liu Qingfeng and Zhang Yi, so I hurriedly fled. Fortunately, there were a lot of people, and I dodged left and right in the crowd, and finally escaped.

I bought a bowl of tea at a roadside stall for three cents, drank it in a big gulp, and ordered another box of Dali Garden pastries, thinking that I would never see this woman again in my life. But I heard a woman say coquettishly, is the tea delicious?

I didn't look up, I said casually, it's delicious.

If it's delicious, you can eat more, and when you're done, you'll be on your way.

The woman in red stood in front of me, her face was like a peach blossom, and her smile was bright, I said girl, although I offended the girl, but I made an unintentional mistake, and the crime is not to death, or will I kowtow to you to make amends?

The woman said, kowtow is not necessary, just take off the head.

I said angrily, you are a woman, you are so beautiful, you kill people at every turn, God, are you blind?

The woman drew a dagger and stabbed it with her hand. When Dr. Tea saw it, he shouted that he had killed someone, and he didn't even care about the tea stall, so he ran away.

I casually picked up a bowl of hot tea and spilled it, but the woman in red didn't have time to dodge and was splashed. The woman in red attacked again. I hurriedly used the escape magic weapon of the Taishan faction, eighteen plates. A bone, dodged. Rao was like this, and his left shoulder was cut by the true qi on the dagger.

The woman's martial arts skills were strong, and her moves were unpredictable, and I knew that I was not an opponent, so I retreated in my heart. The woman missed two blows, and then deceived her, I couldn't dodge it when I saw it, so I used a move to dare to be a stone and hit it head-on. The woman didn't expect me to use such a scoundrel trick and was carried by me and knocked into the river.

The river is biting, but fortunately, I have good water quality, and I am about to run away. found that the woman didn't know how to be watery, choked on water again and again, and fainted. I thought to myself that I must not kill her, so I swam over again, put my arms around her waist, and led her ashore despite the difference between men and women.

The woman fainted with her eyes closed. Artificial respiration or something, I pressed my hands on the woman's chest, pressed it a few times, the woman spit out a few mouthfuls of water, and slowly woke up. Tsk, the elasticity is good.

Someone next to me pointed at me, and I said angrily, "Look at it, I've never seen a little two people quarreling!" Everyone showed a sudden look on their faces, and then they retreated.

The woman woke up, sat on the side, and said that although I took advantage of you a little, I finally saved your life, and we were even. Oh, no, there will be no time!

The woman looked at me with cold eyes and said that one day I would kill you.

I said that my name is Liu Qingfeng, and I am from the Longmen Dart Bureau, if you want to take revenge, just come to me!

A few days later, I saw a report in Xiaosheng Jianghu, saying that the Longmen Dart Bureau was kicked by a woman in red, and injured eighteen masters in a row, and wanted to find a man named Liu Qingfeng.

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(Do you go to the mystery of the moon like a hook in the West Building, you guess first, and the next time I meet this woman in red, I won't die, I'll tell you, you can ask Baidu! Leave a message if you ask! The first one who guesses correctly has a red envelope! It's not Zhu, it's not stupid.) ps: I think Snow Beer, Dali Garden Biscuits will give me advertising money! No matter how bad it is, give me a free box of beer biscuits. How pleasant it is to eat cookies, drink beer, and go on a date with aliens. ）