The moon is in the sky, and the stars are dotted.

A steep mountain peak towers into the sky, as if it is about to reach the sky.

Faintly, it can be seen that above the peak, the sword qi is agitated, and the two orthodox figures of a man and a woman are fighting endlessly.

Worship the little sword to calm down, and the continuous exquisite sword moves come at will, and the sword light flickered uncertainly, enveloping all the places around the body. It seems that every sword contains the truth of the sword.

However, Bai Xiaojian is not a swordsman in the true sense of the word, he is just a gamer.

In front of me, the boss who needs team cooperation to compete in "Seeking Immortals VR", the Hundred Flowers Demon Queen, has gradually fallen into decline.

The weapons of both sides are agitated, you come and go, I don't know how many rounds of the battle, the flowers and trees on the peak have fallen in pieces, the scene is a mess, and the hundred flowers and demon queen, finally worshiped the small sword a trick called "monkey stealing peaches" The exquisite sword move penetrated deep through the chest, and it was about to be fragrant and jade, and the soul was too empty......

I don't know that just when I was proud of the spring breeze of worshipping Xiaojian, the situation seemed to have changed.

I saw that in the originally gloomy eyes of the Hundred Flowers Demon Queen, there was a sudden emanation of coldness! On the originally sad face, there was even a steadfast demeanor that looked at death as home.

Immediately, I saw a dazzling light erupt from the Hundred Flowers Demon Queen!

"Your sister! I actually let my brother run into the legendary boss with a 1 in 10,000 chance of blowing himself up!" Bai Xiaojian had just flashed this thought, and found that the bodies of him and the Hundred Flowers Demon Queen had turned into dust in the white light.

The surroundings were white, and Bai Xiaojian guessed randomly which resurrection point he would be resurrected at the next second, but after waiting for a minute, the surroundings were still white.

"Is it dead?"

"The game crashed?"

"The server exploded?"

......

"Your sister, can you not let my brother hurt so much?"

......

After scolding for a few minutes, Bai Xiaojian finally calmed down, the VR reality virtual device he is currently using is no longer the simple and single helmet and eye mask of the first generation of VR, and only when the player exits the game, can he retreat from the virtual device.

And now that he is stuck in the game and can't get out, he can only wait for the game to quit automatically, or the power outage in the community, the rent collector or something, as for the game administrator who sees the end of the dragon and does not see the head, Bai Xiaojian does not have much hope.

Thinking about it like this, Bai Xiaojian found that there were actually not many opportunities to go out, and his originally flustered mood couldn't help but gradually calm down.

However, I don't know how long I waited, Bai Xiaojian only felt that the flowers were about to be thanked, but he found that the surroundings were still white, and he couldn't see the world at a glance.

At this time, Bai Xiaojian was a little panicked, because he suddenly remembered a rumor that had gone viral on the Internet.

The rumor is that a player in a certain place finally killed an ultimate boss after playing "Immortal Seeking VR" for five days and five nights, and broke out a top-level equipment with a market value of no less than 180,000 RMB, but was snatched away by his best buddy on the spot!

Then his "good" buddy instantly blocked his friend and slipped away. And he was already extremely tired and fragile physically and mentally, how could he be stimulated by this, he was so angry that he spurted blood, and then his eyes were closed, and his feet were kicked into a vegetative state!

As soon as the news came out, not only did it not hit the popularity of this VR online game, but it also pushed this game to the forefront, attracting a large number of players in just a few days, and won the top of the VR online game ranking within a week, and has been dominating it to this day.

As for the negative impact, after the game company made a point up and down, it disappeared overnight.

When people are in a panic, they often think about things extremely badly, and Bai Xiaojian can't help but think of this matter to himself......

"Oh my God, if my brother becomes a vegetative person...... So in this world, isn't there another young man who is as upright as my brother, and who is as pure and noble as my brother?" Bai Xiaojian couldn't help but wail.

Maybe at this moment, even the sky can't stand the brazenness of worshipping Xiaojian, only to see a thunderbolt in the void, worshipping Xiaojian feels as if he has been struck by thunder!

Then, the world swirled......

The next day, a gossip appeared on major online forums: a certain player suddenly became a vegetative person when he was playing a current popular online game!

Immediately, all kinds of strange opinions appeared on the Internet......

Perhaps learning from the experience of the last time, within ten minutes of the news spreading, all kinds of negative information on the Internet were immediately harmonized into "404".

At the same time, the game company also quickly organized a bunch of authoritative experts and professors to come forward to formally clarify:

The above news is purely a rumor, you must not be instigated by a handful of people with ulterior motives, you must believe in science, believe in the professional arguments of experts and professors.........

In a daze, Bai Xiaojian faintly saw that there seemed to be a beautiful woman dancing pole dancing in front of him!

Look at the graceful water snake waist, the ecstasy of the fox, and call Bai Xiaojian to see the passion!

"Beauty!

In a hurry, Bai Xiaojian poked out with a claw! Ready to start a pure friendship with this woman that is "affectionate and courteous".

However, just as Kankan was about to touch the woman's smooth skin, Bai Xiaojian suddenly opened his eyes......

It turned out to be a dream!

It was so bad that he worshiped Xiaojian and rejoiced in vain.

Bai Xiaojian was depressed, and after his passion was extinguished, he found himself lying on the cold bluestone floor in a very vivid "dog eating" posture.

He was numb and unable to move, and then he heard several crisp ding-dong sounds ringing in his ears.

Bai Xiaojian looked confused, very strange, twisted his neck, noticed the pain and numbness in his neck, moved his body slightly, and found that his back hurt so much that he only had leg cramps.

At this moment, Bai Xiaojian finally saw clearly that what was placed in front of him was actually a broken ceramic bowl with a few corners missing.

I saw that in this broken bowl, there were a few patina "Brother Kong Fang" dripping around......

"Who? Who the hell dares to play tricks on me so arrogantly?"

This is Bai Xiaojian's first thought at this time, with years of experience in spoofing tricks, Bai Xiaojian is very sure: he must have been spoofed!

Thinking of this, Bai Xiaojian felt indignant, and his face was gloomy.

Back then, he was absolutely the only one who worshiped Xiaojian and spoofed others! And now, his glorious record of never being spoofed has actually been lost! It is really "tolerable, which is unbearable"!

So immediately, he calculated how to repay the person who dared to prank him like this. You must know that he is by no means a person to be provoked by worshipping Xiaojian! He wants to let the people who spoof him know: If he comes out to mix, sooner or later he will have to pay it back.

Just when Bai Xiaojian's blood was boiling and the whole person was full of infinite passion, a group of little children holding sugar gourds and playing with houses appeared out of nowhere, mixed with cheers and cheers, and stepped wildly on Bai Xiaojian's body.

"Hallucination! This must be an illusion!"

I saw that Bai Xiaojian's body and face were inlaid with countless crooked shoe prints, and a pair of eyes that were about to erupt into fire stared at the group of little children in front of him in a daze, and they rushed into a teahouse full of ancient charm in front of him.

And a few of these little kids are still wearing open crotch pants, from which you can even see the pink little buttocks swaying left and right in the breeze......

As a righteous person who thought he was pure and noble, Bai Xiaojian resisted the urge to rush up and flick a few bullets on it, and quickly took his fiery eyes off his pink and tender ass and began to look around.

This look is not important, because the surrounding is nothing more than a very classical, beautiful Jiangnan town scenery, maybe it is a tourist attraction, a paradise.

However, Bai Xiaojian was very surprised to find that the pedestrians on this street were all dressed in ancient costumes!

"Look at it, stinky beggar, haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman?" a woman who looked like Sister Feng was scolding Bai Xiaojian, who was sitting crookedly on the corner of the street, looking around with a thief's head and thief's brain.

At the same time, on her face with a thick foundation on the city wall, Shi Shiran showed a look of disgust as if she had stepped on dog shit.

"Ruhua, forget it, this person is already pitiful to be a beggar on the streets, don't talk about it, look! The storyteller in the teahouse is about to start talking, let's go quickly, if you are late, you won't be able to hear the story of the immortal slaying demons and destroying demons." ”

"Miss, the slave knows that she is wrong. Ru Hua immediately changed to a delicate and delicate tone, nodded and said respectfully to a young woman with a white silk cloak on her head, looking at the low eyebrows and pleasing to the eyes, there was no trace of the fierce appearance when she just scolded......

Originally, he was worshipping Xiaojian with a confused face, but when he heard a woman scolding him in front of him, he was immediately furious! If it was a delicate little beauty, it would be fine, but it was an old woman who seriously killed her eye cells when she saw it.

What's more, Bai Xiaojian thought that he was only a slight distance away from Yushu's wind, graceful, handsome and chic, so he immediately launched a counterattack.

"Sanba woman! I don't look in the mirror to see what kind of goods I am! I actually dare to scold Uncle Ben, open your dog's eyes wide, my brother wants to smash you to death with money!"

After Bai Xiaojian scolded in one breath, he took out a copper plate from the broken bowl beside him and smashed it towards Ruhua.

Whoosh!

After a few sounds of breaking the air, I saw that Ruhua's eyes, nostrils, and mouth were all sealed with copper plates.

"Oh, you who kill a thousand knives, you dare to sneak attack the old lady!"

Ru Hua wiped the copper plate off her face, her eyes widened angrily, she rolled up her sleeves and wrists, and was about to rush to Bai Xiaojian's side.

The young lady next to her immediately snorted coldly and whispered to Ru Hua: "Ru Hua, don't be too Meng Lang! You are my personal maid, if you get entangled with this beggar, you will be laughed at." ”

Ru Hua seemed to be very obedient to this young lady, and although the whole person was furious, she immediately stopped.

After Bai Xiaojian saw this situation, he was even more complacent, and shouted at Ru Hua: "Come on, die Sanba, if you have a kind, come and beat me......"

Ru Hua is not advancing at the moment, nor is she retreating, and her whole body trembles with anger......

Suddenly, Ru Hua seemed to think of something, put her hand into her chest, and after a while of touching left and right, she finally touched a green stick.

If you look closely, it's a wilted cucumber!

Then the cucumber "whoosh" was smashed by Ruhua towards Bai Xiaojian!

After rolling her dead fish eyes, Ru Hua turned around without looking back and walked away side by side with the young lady.

"Ruhua, how can you have a cucumber hidden in you?"

"Miss, listen to the slave and maid slowly...... This cucumber is a good thing, eating it can beautify, detoxify, nourish the skin, and rejuvenate the skin......"

"Oh, I can't imagine that cucumbers have so many effects, so you can prepare one for me tomorrow too." ”

Hearing that the young lady no longer delved into it, Ru Hua Chang breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately swore secretly in her heart: In the future, the old lady will never expose the cucumbers she collects again......