Chapter 13 Foolish Roots Carelessly Spread Knowledge
Ye Yifan didn't do too much entanglement with the girl on the issue of savages. In the next half hour, Ye Yifan talked happily with the girl, talked about ideals, talked about life, and talked about everything. So much so that the two nervous people remembered that they didn't know each other's names when they were about to reach their destination.
After introducing himself, Ye Yifan knew that the playful and beautiful girl in front of him was named Han Jinyan, who was a retro literature and art lover. Today is going to Director Jin's retro crew "Savage Exploration" to make a cameo appearance as a girl who was **. But he never thought that he would meet him, Ye Yifan was so stunned.
The flying car stopped in front of a wooden building, and after the voice prompt self-driving navigation ended, the two of them came to their senses and got out of the car. It turned out that they had been chatting for nearly half an hour unconsciously, and they had already reached their destination.
The wooden building is an imitation of the Qing building, the pavilion of the building, the red lacquer wood carving all look elegant. A hundred meters in front of the building is a river, under the moonlight and lanterns, you can see that there are several fishing boats rippling in the sparkling water, and there is a wisp of dim light in the fishing boats.
The Qing people are good bamboo, and there have been peerless sayings such as 'I would rather eat no meat than live without bamboo'. Since this is a Qing imitation building, a bamboo forest is naturally indispensable. Not far behind the wooden building, there is a dense bamboo forest.
Disturbed by the night wind, there was a cheerful whirring.
"This is your home, so nice and comfortable. Ye Yifan was sincerely amazed.
"Hehe, that's it. Only such a beautiful place is suitable for a beautiful person like me. Han Jinyan was very happy, and praised herself a little carried away. Of course, she is not only beautiful, but also narcissistic, otherwise she would not be able to say such things.
"Let's be honest, though. Although it is very beautiful here, the artistic conception here is incompatible with your temperament, and the sense of disobedience is super strong. Ye Yifan shrugged his shoulders and hit Han Jinyan with a cheap smile on his face.
Han Jinyan and Ye Yifan have become more harmonious through this period of time, and the two are of the same age, so this kind of mutual ridicule is a kind of fun. She scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, dare to talk to my sister like this." Itchy skin, isn't it?"
After speaking, he went to catch Ye Yifan.
Ye Yifan dodged and easily dodged. He was still unforgiving, and said with a smile: "Look." How can your fierce and savage appearance match the artistic conception of this place. β
Han Jinyan was about to fight, and Ye Yifan hurriedly begged for mercy. The two had a lot of fun.
When they came to the door, the two looked at each other and smiled and stopped fighting. Han Jinyan went up and knocked on the door with both hands.
The sound of "pop, pop" once again disturbed the quiet night. It's rude! It seems that Miss Han really can't be elegant.
The door opened, and it was opened by a 1.7-meter-tall, bald, red-colored robot.
"Welcome home Han Jinyan, the perfect goddess of beauty, kindness, cuteness and sensuality. Put out the welcome mat. Not only did the bald robot utter disgusting flattery in his stiff mechanical language, but he also danced a welcome dance with his stiff limbs. This is a real mechanical dance.
Ye Yifan was dumbfounded. It's not because the robot in front of him can speak, after all, he has seen the speech system of a flying car before. Then there's nothing strange about that. The reason why he was dumbfounded was because of what the robot said, which was also too shameless nonsense. Of course, if you think about it with your toes, you know that this is what Han Jinyan asked him to say.
"Silly root, good. Han Jinyan praised the robot and walked directly to the house.
Ye Yifan rolled his eyes humanely when he saw the robot after Han Jinyan walked over. In fact, it's no wonder that robots roll their eyes. Even Ye Yifan couldn't help but spit on Han Jinyan after hearing the name "Silly Root".
Ye Yifan followed Han Jinyan into the building, closed the door and chased after him very consciously, always keeping a distance of nearly two meters behind Han Jinyan.
The living room is simply furnished, a set of mahogany tables and chairs and a few small bits and pieces. But the chandelier on the roof is fancy. Layer upon layer, it adds up to fifty or sixty retro bulbs, to say the least. If it's all lit, it's like roasting in the sun.
Although it is simple, it is very fresh for Ye Yifan. He looked here and felt there, and his heart was amazed.
He tried to touch the snow-white wall to see what kind of wood it was made of. But the moment his hand touched the wall, he was so startled that he jerked back. I saw a large group of people fighting to the death on the wall.
His performance happened to be seen by Han Jinyan. made Han Jinyan almost laugh.
Ye Yifan heard the laughter and instantly understood. I'm afraid this is some kind of high-tech made out of this hellish place. It's a little embarrassing, but at the same time, I admire these technology products very much.
"Don't laugh, tell me what kind of high-tech product this is?" Ye Yifan interrupted Han Jinyan's demonic laughter.
"Silly root, you come and tell him. Han Jinyan really didn't want to answer such a naΓ―ve question.
"Yes, Goddess. Silly Gen bowed a standard 90 degrees to Han Jinyan, turned to Ye Yifan and said, "This is the Shadow Wall." It is a carrier used to play video and receive specified wireless data. It was made according to the principles of ancient television. But it is not as dangerous as television, and the energy that supports the shadow wall is not electricity, but some natural energy from the outside world, such as the bamboo outside the house is used to provide energy......"
"Alright, Silly Gen, you can tell him the Shadow Wall, he won't understand it anyway. Han Jinyan said.
Ye Yifan is depressed, what does it mean that he can't understand it anyway, don't I just don't understand it so I want you to explain?
"Well, I'll take a shower first, Yifan, you can look at the shadow wall in the living room. Then he said to Silly Gen: "Teach him to use the shadow wall." β
"Yes, Goddess. Silly followed Han Jinyan and bowed again.
Han Jinyan entered the bathroom, and Silly Gen was depressed to teach Ye Yifan how to use the shadow wall as a pediatric, while Ye Yifan seriously studied and watched the shadow wall.
The time for the goddess to bathe is generally not short, and this has passed for an hour. Han Jinyan just walked out of the bathroom, revealing her long hair and shoulders, and the low-cut bathrobe made Han Jinyan even more beautiful.
Seeing Ye Yifan watching the shadow wall drama, sometimes laughing, sometimes sighing, and sometimes bursting excitedly. Han Jinyan smiled, and felt a little more good for this simple and innocent savage in her heart.
"Yifan, go take a shower first, and then go to eat together. Han Jinyan walked up to Ye Yifan and sat down.
"Oh. Ye Yifan reluctantly took his eyes off the shadow wall drama and turned into the bathroom.
Within half a minute, Ye Yifan came out again, walked to Han Jinyan's side and said, "I won't use it." There was still a hint of a shy blush on his face.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I forgot you were a savage. Han Jinyan deliberately teased.
Ye Yifan acquiesced to the title of savage, although he was not convinced, but he had no parents, and now he was like an idiot, and he was very unfamiliar with the high-tech products in this society. He is simply a savage.
"Silly, teach Yifan to use the bathing facilities. Han Jinyan commanded.
"Yes, Goddess. "Another ninety-degree bow.
With the help of Silly Gen, Yifan used high-tech products for the first time to bathe, and in addition to being comfortable, he was naturally curious.
After taking a bath, Ye Yifan came to the hall wearing his wet animal skin skirt and asked shyly, "Sister Jin Yan, do you have any clothes I am wearing?" My dress was wet just now. β
"Ugh. Han Jinyan then remembered that she forgot to buy a set of clothes for this guy on the road just now. But how could a girl Han Jinyan have boys' clothes. She paid attention to the animal skin skirt on Ye Yifan's body, and occasionally thought in her heart: "I don't have an animal skin skirt, but can I have a dress?"
When Ye Yifan heard that there was a skirt, he immediately became excited and said: "Okay, just have it, it's really uncomfortable to have wet clothes." β
"Hehe, okay, I'll go get it for you. Han Jinyan smiled very treacherously, and there was a hint of happiness that the treacherous plan succeeded.
Silly Gen wanted to say something, Han Jinyan cast a sharp look at him, and Silly Gen was completely short-circuited.
Half a quarter of an hour later, Yifan was wearing a women's dress, which was still bright red. followed Han Jinyan out of the door.
After Silly Gen closed the door, his hands and feet danced as if he was delirious, and his mouth made a "zig" sound, just like a human being laughed and convulsed when he saw something funny.
Han Jinyan took Ye Yifan around a restaurant a few times before going in to eat.
After eating a meal, Ye Yifan was inevitably novel and asked many questions, but Han Jinyan's mood was not high during the whole process, and she just ate in a sullen voice.
Ye Yifan wondered in his heart, he took me out to eat with great interest just now, why was he so depressed all of a sudden? Hey, women, women, what magical creatures.
After eating, Han Jinyan took Ye Yifan across a few streets in the crowd, Ye Yifan was depressed, while Han Jinyan frowned, as if she had encountered some insoluble mystery.
Han Jinyan, who was generally interested, directly bought a few sets of men's clothes and hurried home.
When I got home, I was like a queen, and naturally it was a gorgeous language.
"Silly root, transfer the knowledge in your information bank to Yifan, lest he don't understand anything and trouble people. β
Han Jinyan, who was sitting in the hall when she got home, told me to be stupid.
"Yes, Goddess. "Silly Gen is very natural, and he has completed the commanding action very standardly.
"Hey, Sister Jin Yan, what kind of information base knowledge do you want to pass on to me. Ye Yifan had a bad premonition.
Han Jinyan didn't pay attention to him, stood up, uncovered the back of Silly Gen's head, and took out a small chip from it and stuck it directly on Ye Yifan's head. Unexpectedly, Ye Yifan reacted, and Han Jinyan ordered Silly Gen to start transmitting information.
"Ahh β
A few screams, the listeners unconsciously followed the miserable.
After Ye Yifan screamed a few times, he fell straight to the ground and fainted.
"Damn, you're too stupid. Yifan's brain is a human brain, how can you transfer all the knowledge in your information bank at once. Han Jinyan blamed the stupid roots, and at the same time was very anxious, and said secretly: "Yifan will not be exploded by information and become an idiot." Sin, sin. β
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