11. The Contest of Two Liars (2)

After all, the Bodhisattva has practiced for thousands of years, and he has seen a lot of winds and waves, and he looks as usual at random, as if nothing has happened. She came down gracefully and calmly from the mountain, opened her teeth lightly, smiled, and said:

"You great sage, where did you get naughty just now? Did you ask for instructions and write a false note?"

It turned out that everyone in the circle knew that this great sage was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain. 'The majesty of the rules of heaven is inviolable, and Sun Wukong is a typical example. In order to let the monkeys cooperate to maintain this illusion, the two parties signed a contract, and the cost of raising thousands of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain in Tianting is not a small amount. There's no way, who let the Jade Emperor shout in order to be cool:

"Crush that demon monkey under the mountain for five hundred years to set an example!"

Afterwards, the Jade Emperor often felt a toothache, and it would be good if he shouted for more than fifty years at that time.

The monkey knew he was wrong, laughed, and lied:

"I haven't gone anywhere, I'm just cold lately, my stomach has been broken by cold food, and the squatting time is a bit long. You know, I can't eat at the same time. ”

The Bodhisattva was merciful and sincere, saying:

"Hey, for the sake of the face of the Heavenly Palace, I have also suffered for you, the Great Sage. Spending all this great years on this wilderness has delayed your life and violated the way of heaven. ”

The monkey suddenly had a cold sweat on his face, quickly changed the topic, and said:

"Thank you Bodhisattva for your concern, but why did you come this time?"

The Bodhisattva felt that the topic was a little far away, his cheeks were red, and he said with a straight face:

"Great Sage, I'm here to give you a good marriage... Uh, the future ......"

Hey, our beloved Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva is mostly busy sending children, blessings and marriages in his life, and his professional habits kill people. Please don't laugh at her, encourage her a lot, your dream ** will come soon.

The Bodhisattva said this, and the monkey pondered for a while, and then pushed it off on the grounds that it was not too early to think about it.

There are three reasons why this great sage did not agree, mainly because of the following three points:

1. The Buddha shattered his confidence and courage with a trap, if it weren't for Yang Qi's guidance, he might never have been able to stand up. This is also the reason why he would rather be crushed under the mountain before, he doesn't want anyone to find out that he is no longer the original Monkey King. But now that he has regained his confidence and courage, he does not agree because he is afraid that this will be another trap;

Second, although Yang Qi has improved, he has not fully recovered, and he needs care and care the most, how can he leave?

3. If Buddhism is willing to give scriptures, there are at least 36,000 methods, why choose the stupidest one, there must be something strange in this.

In short, the monkey felt that he couldn't answer easily, and he needed to talk to Yang Qi. That Ziyang Zhenren is a Taoist, and there are some things that he really can't say to know.

This monkey had made trouble in the Heavenly Palace before, and had torn his face with the Jade Emperor, and later fought with the Buddha and was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. At that time, his identity was a "demon monkey". Now just as today, the two families of the Court and Buddhism are fighting for the Taoist system in the world, and the neutral "demon monkey" has become the weight of the victory or defeat, and this has become the "great sage" again. I'm afraid that for the sake of Taoism, these immortals who claim to be righteous will also make deals with those evil demons.

Ren Na Bodhisattva's clever tongue is like a lotus, and he says that the sky is wild, and the monkey should not be. The Bodhisattva was helpless and sighed:

"I'm afraid that the great sage has too much resentment against my Buddhism, so you can think about it, and I'll come to see you again in a while. ”

Say goodbye twice, the monkey can't sleep, the Bodhisattva's words seem light, but in fact there is a lot of writing. I went to the cave in front of the mountain cliff and saw that the old and young were not resting, and they were talking about the trivial things during Yang Qi's coma. The monkey said:

"Real person, you are old, hurry up and rest, little donkey, come and accompany me to enjoy this snowy scenery in the mountains. ”

Don't say anything, pick up Yang Qi and leave. Ladies and gentlemen, this monkey's fighting skills are among the best, and the level of lying is really not good, that real man is a thousand-year-old fox, and this is not visible? What kind of snow scene do you enjoy in the middle of the night? I scolded the dead monkey in my heart, and you want to avoid me if you have something, you just tell me that I am not happy to listen to it! The old man was lying on the stone bed, his cheeks puffed out and his eyes were staring, where could he still sleep? So he cast a spell and turned into a delicate snow mouse, and chased after him with a smoke.

Let's say that the monkey pulled Yang Qi and said that he was watching the snow, but he found a secluded place and said:

"Little donkey, I came to you, and I didn't expect you to show me the way. Talking to you is just letting you know that this world is changing, and if you want to survive, you must know how to follow the trend. Before you came, the Guanyin Bodhisattva of the West Heaven came with the decree of Rulai, promised me the golden body and fruit, and asked me to protect the reincarnation of the golden cicada in the future and go to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, what do you think?"

Yang Qi also knows the secrets in the circle, he knows that the often chanted "Om Horn Rat" is the Buddha, but now he is looking for a monkey, it seems that there is a problem. Road:

"If you are respectful, you must ask for something. How did you reply?"

"This old man is also cheeky, he drew a circle to trick me before, and this time he still has the face to find me. That matter of learning the scriptures must be related to the dispute between the Taoist system in the world, and it is extremely dangerous, and I am allowed to have a golden body and positive fruits, and I want to sell my life, and I am really a monkey!"

Yang Qi also smiled, thinking that you are not just a "monkey", of course people will cast a "fruit" to confuse you. It's just that he didn't dare to say this, he didn't want to be plucked by the monkey to pull his "donkey skin". Road:

"Uncle Monkey, your immortal affairs are really troublesome, what kind of Taoist dispute is golden-body-fruited, you didn't say that you agreed. ”

"Well, hehe......"

The monkey paused and looked around.

Before the monkey finished speaking, the real person over there had already understood most of it, and he was so shocked that he almost showed his true body. Hurriedly returned to the cave with a smoke, groaned slightly, and drove the clouds to which heavenly court.

But he didn't know that the monkey deliberately said that he knew, and told the Jade Emperor through his mouth. Yang Qi saw that he was tracking Ziyang Zhenren, a little puzzled, and said:

"Uncle Monkey, why don't you tell the real person directly, but instead go around in such a big circle. ”

"You kid, although you are very smart, you are not deeply involved in the world after all. If I say it directly, the Ziyang Zhenren and the Jade Emperor Lao'er will definitely not believe it, and I will still tell him. Tell him to know what you say, and let him know, but it is like a treasure. You and I really need to talk to you, stupid little ass. ”

The monkey laughed and scolded. Yang Qi didn't think it was wrong, he knew that the monkey was letting him gain knowledge, so that he could know that some things were far from being as simple as they seem. Again:

"Then what's the benefit of telling the Jade Emperor? He has lied to you a few times, but you repay your grievances with virtue?"

"You know all about him lying to me?

The monkey cursed a few words, and then said:

"As for this, tell him, it's to fish in troubled waters, and only when the water is muddy, can I touch the fish in my grandson." Hey hey ......"

Yang Qi David admired, but he didn't expect this monkey to mean it like this. Even sighing Uncle Monkey is wise, Uncle Monkey is martial arts, and he boasted that the monkey's tail was stretched straight......

Let's say that the Ziyang real person drove the auspicious clouds all the way, and the flying sand and gravel were even more terrifying than the demon king's sweeping, and they were so panicked that the four heavenly kings of Tianmen were tense and ready for battle. When the demon wind stopped suddenly, I found out that it was this real person, although the old man had no rank, but he was extremely high in Taoism, where did the king dare to stop him, and hurriedly stepped forward to give a salute and let him go. The old man inquired where the Jade Emperor was, and went straight to him.

Let's say that the Jade Emperor is also diligent, and he does everything himself, isn't it so late, and he is still instructing these glamorous immortals to practice dancing, saying that he is preparing a program for the next Pan Tao Conference. The real man didn't break it, but just stood there after giving the salute, and didn't say a word. The Jade Emperor hurriedly waved his hand back to the left and right, motioned for the real person to sit down, and said:

"You old fellow, I have repeatedly set up a high position to recruit you, but you don't come, and you are so weird when you come. If it weren't for that friendship that played with mud, how could your sin of saving Jinpeng and the Sui Dynasty be good to you? What kind of trouble did you get into? Don't implicate me. ”

I have a matter related to our Taoist Taoism, if you don't listen to me, I'll leave. ”

The so-called Taoism is no trivial matter, the Jade Emperor heard the words and hurriedly smiled all over his face, and offered wine to the real person, saying:

"Listen, my brother of the gourd, come, come, give me the gourd, and I will have you fill it with my wine. Whoever goes to pour a gourd of wine, wants the best!"

If the Three Realms knew about this scene, how many jaws would have to drop. The situation was urgent, and the real person didn't dare to sell Guan Zi anymore, and hurriedly said what he heard, and the Jade Emperor couldn't sit still.

I saw him pacing around, thinking again and again, and asked:

"Did the monkey answer Guanyin?"

......

The real person looked embarrassed and said:

"I was in a hurry, I didn't hear it. ”

"Come on, pour out half of what you just poured for me!"

......

Not to mention which cave the real person went back to with a bitter face and half a gourd wine, just say that the Jade Emperor learned the news and knew that the situation was urgent, so he held a high-level meeting of the Heavenly Court overnight. The Jade Emperor first talked about Guanyin looking for a monkey, and then said:

"If it weren't for the Ziyang Scattered Immortal Reward for such a big event, wouldn't it have allowed Buddhism to harm my Taoist Daoist system!

The high-level officials who only scolded were all red-faced and bowed their heads silently, and then the Jade Emperor said again:

"The previous time that if you came to send Dapeng to take it away, this time you will attack again. I'm afraid that they are not good, and we don't know who they sent this time, and they have no way of knowing the detailed plot, so it is really a bit tricky. But what is certain is that they have gone to such great lengths to play this place to learn scriptures from the West, so that King Tang will worship the broken scriptures as a divine object, and let Buddhism replace Taoism!"

This Jade Emperor actually guessed the Buddha's plan without leaving ten, and it was really an opponent in chess! After a little thought, the Jade Emperor said:

"He wants to hide from the sky and the sea to secretly Chen Cang, let's point to the deer and the horse to borrow a knife to kill people!"

Then, the Jade Emperor made the following arrangements:

1. Order the four values of Gong Cao Wufang to reveal the truth of the six Ding Liujia land mountain gods to run to every corner of the world to spread the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures, and the person is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, to emphasize that eating a piece of his meat can lead to immortality (all the immortals are terrified when they hear this, and they swear not to rebel for the rest of their lives), and it must be transmitted to the ears of every demon king and demon venerable;

Second, all high-level leaders must send their henchmen, disciples, and even pets to carry top magic weapons down to earth, occupy dangerous places on the road that must be passed through in the Western Heavens, and be well-equipped, with sufficient grain and grass, and draw a defense atlas and hand it over to the Heavenly Court;

3. It was immediately announced that the Monkey King would be restored to the position of the Monkey King, and all benefits would be increased by three levels. (It's a pity that the official position has reached its peak)

After arranging these, the Jade Emperor took a long breath, signaled the meeting to be dismissed, and sighed:

"Amitayus Blessing Amitayus Blessing Amitayus Blessing ......"

It's just that it's read too fast, and it sounds more like: unscrupulous is a Buddha, unscrupulous is a Buddha, unscrupulous is a Buddha. Hey, complaining that I was fast-mouthed, and I said the words in the Jade Emperor's heart again.

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