Chapter 567: An Enemy Beyond Imagination (8)
Anonymous gently placed his finger on the reservoir, and with a soft click, the reservoir automatically unlocked, ejecting the test tube inside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Changing his fingerprints, Guo Dalu can also do it with this hand, as long as he uses the power of merit to change his skin, but it is rare that Anonymous is so skilled in doing it, obviously, in just two days, he has a good understanding of some of the technology of the 21st century.
Anonymous held up the test tube and shook it, "What's in here?"
Guo Dalu said dryly: "A cold virus." β
Anonymous looked at Guo Dalu with a smile in his eyes: "What, do you want to use a virus from another time and space to make me sick?" Yes, this must be a new type of virus, I have no immunity in my body, and it is really possible to be infected by it and get sick." But don't you know that as a golden immortal, Ruiguang is self-generated, auspicious clouds protect the body, and any evil cannot be approached?"
Guo Dalu muttered a few times, not knowing what to say -- sure enough, this method of stuffing rat poison into the mouth of the rat will not work, and the "road office" and "non-handling" in the 21st century, what kind of trick do you think this is?
At this moment, I saw Anonymous laughing: "However, since you have worked so hard to get me this novel thing from another time and space, I won't try it, won't you waste a piece of your hard work?"
Guo Dalu was stunned by the side, this golden immortal nameless clan is too rampant, he is the birthday star's father-in-law eating arsenic, he is too long!
However, it can be seen from this that the H5N6 avian influenza virus is simply a fart that cannot be used, and it is not used to use a fart! Think about it, it is not necessarily possible to deal with Jin Xian with a nuclear bomb, and the virus that cannot be seen by the naked eye is even less useful.
Guo Dalu was depressed, and suddenly snorted Anonymous: "Interesting and interesting! This cold virus is really fun! It really makes me cold!"
Guo Dalu raised his head when he heard this, only to see that under Anonymous's nose, two long snots actually dragged out! That Anonymous was wiping his nose with his sleeve regardless of the image, this scene happened to Anonymous for the first time in thousands of years, since he comprehended spiritual power and practiced, he had never had a small illness or a small disaster that ordinary people would usually get, and this situation was really difficult to get to the extreme.
Anonymous shook his head while wiping his nose: "It's fun and fun, this different time and space really has some ability, cough, cough, alas, it's not good, it seems to have a fever, hey, is there a doctor in the base, find a thermometer." β
The thermometer was quickly delivered, and Anonymous took his temperature, hey, 41 degrees.
Anonymous shouted, "Hurry up and get ice packs! Cool down physically! or my brain will burn out." β
Yes, this Golden Immortal Master actually knew that a high fever would burn out his brain, Guo Dalu was completely speechless, and waved his hand at the doctor in the base, signaling him to listen to Anonymous.
The golden immortal anonymous made a gesture, took an ice pack and pasted it on his forehead, hung up the hanging needle, did a skin test, injected penicillin, and made a complete set of diagnosis and treatment process for ordinary people with high fever in the hospital.
Watching the doctor at the base give Anonymous a hanging vein hanging needle, and the long silver shining needle pierced his wrist, Guo Dalu understood that this Golden Immortal Anonymous had already taken the initiative to withdraw the spiritual power of the body, and at this time his body was undoubtedly the same as that of ordinary people, so he would have a cold and fever under the effect of the H5N6 avian influenza virus, however, Guo Dalu did not dare to sneak attack Anonymous at this seemingly once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - Guo Dalu believed that as long as he made a slight move, Anonymous could restore the mana of the Golden Immortal in the blink of an eye, and he could take his own life with a flick of his fingersγ
After some tossing, Anonymous's cold came and went quickly, and soon he was refreshed, his nose was gone, his eyes were not red, and the high fever subsided naturally.
Anonymous laughed: "Interesting and interesting, such interesting things, I can't play with them alone, I always have to let others taste them, such as those sanctimonious old immortals." As he spoke, his mouth opened, and a stream of transparent and colorless liquid spit out of his mouth and shot into the test tube--it turned out that after the Golden Immortal Anonymous swallowed the H5N6 avian influenza virus reagent, he actually used great mana to retain part of the virus in his body, and even cultivated it to evolve and mutate again, but he didn't know which "old and immortal" the H5N6 avian flu virus in the Great Li Dynasty cultivation world would harm in the future.
Anonymous put the H5N6 avian flu virus back into the metal storage tube, put it in his arms, and said to Guo Dalu: "According to your scientific theory, I was infected by this cold virus, and after I recovered, I have the immunity of this virus in my body since then?
Guo Dalu nodded: "However, cold viruses will continue to mutate and evolve in nature, if you encounter a new variant of cold virus and do not use spiritual power to protect yourself, you will also catch a cold." β
Anonymous shook his head: "It's okay, the more this cold virus mutates, the better, hehe, I can't wait to see those old immortals sneezing and coughing." It saves them from holding a shelf every day, posing as a fake Taoist with all the heavenly opportunities under control. β
Guo Dalu's heart moved, this golden immortal anonymous is already so good, I don't know what a powerful existence he calls the old immortal, if this is from the 21st century H5N6 avian influenza virus, really infect a group of golden immortals or even more than golden immortals, even if they make them cough a few times and clear their noses, then this H5N6 avian influenza virus can be called the most bullish cold virus in history.
Anonymous said to Guo Dalu: "You asked for this cold virus from another time and space, you should think of us and other cultivators, who stick to the rules, and all the spiritual power spells are passed down for thousands of years, and they don't know how to innovate or innovate, so they use the cold virus that has never been seen in this world to deal with me." You're right, but you've forgotten that my essence is still human, and when I withdraw my spiritual power and fight against this cold virus with an ordinary person's body, the so-called immune system in my body can also work. Today, it is not the Golden Immortal who has defeated your cold virus, but the Anonymous Clan, who is a mortal! Who said that my cultivators do not know how to be flexible? If I really don't know how to be flexible and innovative, then how can there be so many cultivation methods in this cultivation world? Spiritual power magic weapon and spell terminology? These piles, one by one, are all created by countless cultivators who have groped out from scratch!"
Guo Dalu sighed lightly: "I was taught." It's that I'm thinking too simply, and I'm underestimating the cultivation world. β
Jin Xian Anonymous shook his head again: "I can't blame you for this. Because the problem of sticking to the rules and resting on one's laurels does exist in the spiritual world. First, after tens of millions of years of exploration, innovation and inheritance, all kinds of cultivation techniques have almost reached the most perfect realm, and in the eyes of future generations, it can be said that there is no way to modify them. Second, it is easy to change the word, but it actually consumes a lot of spiritual power, and more often, it consumes a lot of spiritual power but gains nothing, such as me, there is a profound lesson. Practitioners are reluctant to use their hard-earned spiritual power for changes that have no direction, and they become conservative and conservative. Fan Chongzi, who claims to be the first in the world with a few classics, is really sad for my generation to be popular in the cultivation world. β
Guo Dalu hurriedly said: "Brother Fan Chongzi has now changed his cultivation of the power of merit, he--well, he has made great progress than before, and he has made great progress. β
Anonymous sneered: "I have had a relationship with Fan Chongzi, I know this person's temperament, greedy for small profits and forgetting righteousness, rat-eyed, eager for quick success, the reason why he is now changing the power of merit is not to be enlightened, but to be opportunistic, maybe one day, he will abandon the power of merit and stop practicing." That's it, this kind of villain, don't mention it. β
Anonymous looked at Guo Dalu: "Let's talk about you." The only weapon you finally got from another time and space didn't defeat me, you should already know the disparity in strength between you and me, so you don't need to think about rebellion anymore - not to mention, it's useless to resist, I have a way to dig out your old bottom. It's just that after more than 2,000 years of retreat in the northwest, my mood is very different from when I was younger, and I know that there are many things that cannot be changed by force, so let's talk openly and honestly--"
Guo Dalu smiled bitterly in his heart, what is it to talk about, it should be his unilateral confession, but, at this point, this Golden Immortal Anonymous even knows about the 21st century, Bao 10 clean trash cans, and his own impostor, so there is nothing to hide.
Guo Dalu cleared his throat and recalled carefully--
Guo Dalu finally finished talking about his crossing experience, and suddenly found that he was rarely relaxed, but it turned out that the secret of this crossing has always been a boulder in his heart, and a few women around him know it, and his biggest worry is that his secret is known by the cultivator - with the ability of the cultivator, Guo Dalu's secret has not become a secret at all, and in the eyes of the golden immortal, it is really a cave.
But what Guo Dalu couldn't understand the most was that he and the Science Sect had made such a big move in the Great Li Dynasty, why didn't those top cultivators ignore it?
The hidden secrets and incomprehensible questions pressed on Guo Dalu's heart, almost crushing his nerves, so that he behaved abnormally, timid and cautious for a while, shrinking his hands and feet, and drastic and radical for a while.
But today, after seeing Jin Xian's awesomeness with his own eyes, Guo Dalu told all his secrets in one breath, whether to kill or bury, just like that, he was completely relaxed.
If there is a comparison, Guo Dalu is like a primary school student who failed the exam, and went home with the test paper to ask his father to sign, this way home is really tangled, worried and afraid, but when the test paper is seen by his father, the rest of the things will go naturally, and the left and right will not be beaten, and his heart will be closed.
Anonymous listened to Guo Dalu's confession, and didn't say anything, he closed his eyes, opened them again, with a smile on his face, and muttered: "I see, those old guys fought with this idea." β
He said to Guo Dalu: "Take me to the Guo family's old house, take a look at your crossing artifact, and keep 10 clean trash cans." β
Guo Dalu naturally did not allow anything, the anonymous said "disease", Guo Dalu only felt that a gust of wind passed by him, and when he opened his eyes again, the person had already arrived above Houlong Village, Guo Dalu was already surprised - this is the level of a top cultivator, why did he have such a stupid idea back then, and actually wanted to compete with science and technology with immortal arts?
Anonymous entered the Guo family's old mansion and nodded to Chen Qingdai and Lin Yuanchen who were guarding the trash can, Chen Qingdai was about to say something, an invisible coercion shrouded her, her body stiffened, and she almost fell to her knees, just hesitated for a moment, Anonymous had already stood in front of the trash can, looked up and down, touched it with his hand, and nodded slightly: "I see, it's just an exotic rift, some exotic demons I have encountered before have also entered the Great Li Dynasty through similar rifts." It's just that I didn't expect this crack to last for so long, no wonder those old guys moved their minds and wanted to do something about it. β
Guo Dalu was worried on the side, for fear that Anonymous would take away the trash-crossing artifact, or even more serious - directly destroy the trash can!
That's a big deal, without the trash can, from the 21st century to continuously transmit materials and knowledge, Guo Dalu's industrialization and scientific promotion have become a source of water, a tree without roots, and more seriously, Guo Dalu and Bai Suzhen and the baby are also separated.
However, Jin Xian Anonymous just looked at the trash can, and said nothing else, Guo Dalu couldn't hold back a little, and blurted out: "This great immortal, aren't you going to take it away as a trash can?"
Anonymous put his hands behind his back and didn't even look at Guo Dalu: "What do I want this exotic rift to do? This thing has long recognized you as the master, and all the things that have been teleported over, the merit belongs to you, even if I rob it, it is useless, at most, like Yu Qing, Lou Cenzhi, Fan Chongzi, those fools, are busy, and they can only get a little bit of merit, and most of them are enjoyed by you." I have done such stupid things in the northwest before, and I almost destroyed the northwest, but all the merit power I have gained is cheaper than those old immortals. Whoever wants to take this garbage can -- however, no practitioner with some brains is willing to do such a thing as making wedding clothes for others. β
Guo Dalu was stunned for a moment, and he had been puzzled for a long time, and finally understood from Anonymous that in fact, the secret of his trash can, and it was just a matter of concealing the old village chief of Houlong Village and some of them mortals, how could he hide it from a cultivator? But why did a cultivator never come to steal his trash can, but it turned out that the root was here--no cultivator was willing to live Lei Feng.
However, Guo Dalu had an even bigger doubt in his heart -- the cultivators of the Great Li Dynasty did not seek to snatch the trash can, but why did they let themselves use the trash can to turn the world upside down? A golden immortal like Anonymous was naturally not afraid of the power of science, but cultivators below the level of a heavenly immortal such as Fan Chongzi would sooner or later suffer from the increasingly powerful science. Science and technology can't kill cultivators above the Golden Immortal, but they can kill demons, kill monsters, kill earth immortals, and even kill heavenly immortals, why does the cultivation world turn a blind eye to the harm to science and pretend to be deaf and dumb?
Jin Xian Anonymous seemed to see through the question in Guo Dalu's heart, he naturally sat down behind the desk, and beckoned to Guo Dalu, Chen Qingdai, and Lin Yuanchen: "Come here, I'll tell you a story." β
Chen Qingdai was extremely clever, pretending to be a child, clapping her hands and saying, "I like to listen to stories the most, this uncle, I'll pour you a cup of tea." β
Anonymous smiled: "I haven't drunk any good tea?" It is the only one of the ten unique red robes in the congenital treasure heaven and earth on Kunlun Immortal Mountain, I have personally picked and made tea and brewed it, you little dragon girl, just pour me a cup of coffee and let me taste it." β
A cup of espresso with sugar cubes, resin, and milk was served steaming.
Jin Xian Anonymous took a shallow sip: "It's a little interesting, Western fans also have similar drinks, but the taste is not as good as this." β
He gently put the coffee cup in his hand: "Eighteen thousand years ago, a baby boy was born in a small mountain village in Fengshen Mountain. As soon as this son was born, the house was full of different fragrances, dragons and phoenixes sang together, and strange people came to congratulate, saying that this son's future is limitless, because he is an extremely rare person with all the five elements of spiritual roots for thousands of years. β
"This baby boy is me. I really lived up to expectations, I was still in my prime, and when other children only knew how to play, I already knew how to absorb aura and cast spells. In just three thousand years, I have already cultivated to the realm of golden immortals, and after resisting the bombardment of heavenly thunder, I have soared to the immortal realm. β
"However, I was not satisfied with what I had achieved, because I still felt that my spiritual power was not strong enough. However, after arriving at the Golden Immortal Realm, it is extremely difficult to enhance my cultivation, whether it is a top-level elixir or magic weapon, it is no longer able to help me further cultivate. The spiritual power provided by the spiritual treasures everywhere in the world is also a drop in the bucket for me. β
"In order to enhance my cultivation, I have thought of various methods. I once dismantled myself, forcibly surrendered to reincarnation, was born as a woman, practiced with a woman's body, hoping to break through the limitations of the original practice as a man, I also sought advice from the bald donkeys in Buddhism, shaved their hair and practiced, in order to cultivate the next life, I also studied the mountain and wild spirits, and took the blood and food essence as the basis for cultivation. One of the most adventurous was to lure an extraterritorial demon into my body and absorb the exotic magic it possessed - of course, I later realized that this extraterritorial demon was nothing more than an intelligent life form that inadvertently broke into our world because of the space-time rift, but when passing through the space-time passage, it lost its physical body, and only the spirit body remained, because the spirit body can be reborn, and we mistook it for an extraterritorial demon. Of course, the demon did not reside in my body, and I absorbed it with my powerful spiritual power, and gained all kinds of knowledge from outside the territory. β