At first, Ji Danhuang heard Ren Bikong say that he wanted to live with him, and thought that he was going to move to the ancient cottage where Ren Bikong was located, but it turned out that Ren Bikong moved into his house. In this regard, Ji Danhuang was inevitably a little disappointed.

When Ren Bikong lived in the house, Ji Danhuang found out that not all immortals were quiet and serious in cultivation, at least Ren Bikong was an exception. On the night when Ren Bikong moved in, Ji Danhuang knew what torture of the ears was.

Not to mention how loud Ren Bikong was when he spoke, just talking about his mouth, it was like chewing Xuanmai gum and couldn't stop at all, and he couldn't stop talking all night. From school news to social news, he never stopped at all, even Ji Danhuang squatted in the bathroom because he had a bad stomach after taking pills, Ren Bikong could chase him to the door of the bathroom and continue to barabala.

This Ren Bikong, it is definitely not too much to describe him as a talker.

After a night of ear torture, Ji Danhuang's brain was a little buzzing, and when he crawled out of the bathroom, his whole person was like a fat eggplant beaten by frost. But Ren Bikong was still very happy, and it wasn't until the two of them entered the classroom that Ren Bikong quieted down.

For the first time, Ji Danhuang felt that going to school was also a very beautiful thing.

It's just that Ji Danhuang had a very bad time this morning. Due to the insomnia of the former **, Ji Danhuang couldn't stand lying on the table to make up for sleep, and he didn't know how many times he was scolded by the teacher. The saddest thing is the chemistry class, Ji Danhuang was directly kicked out of the classroom by the chemistry teacher who was called "Exterminating Master".

Look at Ren Bikong, who also hasn't slept all night. Good guy, this thing relies on his long hair to block his eyes, holds the pen and makes a posture of sitting on the desk, and actually sleeps with his eyes closed and his saliva is about to flow!

I don't know if Ren Bikong felt that he had delayed Ji Danhuang's sleep time, and he was a little reluctant to go, so after returning home from school, he offered to teach Ji Danhuang a few simple moves for self-defense. Ji Danhuang was naturally very happy when he heard that he could learn kung fu, and after dinner, he followed Ren Bikong to the rooftop and made a comparison like Ren Bikong.

"So, the right hand slaps the left hand and pushes, the right foot is raised forward, and the left foot is balanced, hey, yes, that's it, kick forward...... ohmygod！”

After Ji Danhuang fell on his feet for the n+1st time, Ren Bikong sighed helplessly.

Before, he thought that Ji Danhuang was a piece of jade full of impurities, but now he wants to overturn this unreliable idea. Even if it is a jade full of impurities, it is still a piece of jade, as long as it is carefully carved, it is not difficult to become a treasure. But Ji Danhuang is not jade! At best, he is a piece of basalt, no matter how well it is carved, it is not just a stepping stone!

What is the meaning of the mud that can't hold up the wall? Ji Danhuang is that piece of mud! What if there is a super-first-class soul hidden in his body, and there are still gold molecules hidden in the mud, but he can't hold up the wall at all! It's just such a simple move of four or two thousand pounds, he has practiced for half a night and has never even succeeded once!

I wanted to teach him a few more tricks, but looking at the current situation...... Alas!

Rubbing his aching buttocks, Ji Danhuang looked up and saw Ren Bikong's slightly twitching face full of disappointment, and scratched his head embarrassedly: "Master, am I too stupid?"

Ren Bikong sighed: "No, you're not stupid, your qualifications are very good, it's just that your current body is not suitable for cultivation, and there is too much dirt in your body, which affects the coordination of your limbs, so you always fall." ”

Although he said so, God knows that Ren Bikong wanted to yell: Yes, you are too stupid, you are so stupid, you are so stupid, just such a simple move, even if you are an idiot who practices for half a night, you should be able to do it!

The feeling of opening one's eyes and telling nonsense with one conscience is really not very good!

Oh my God! Why is such a fool with that soul!

Looking at the time, it was already the second half of the night, Ren Bikong patted Ji Danhuang's shoulder and said, "Apprentice, don't worry, this has to be practiced slowly." It's not too early now, you have taken this pill, it's time to rest. ”

Ji Danhuang thought about it, if he didn't rest, he wouldn't be able to get up tomorrow morning. I've been scolded by the teacher for a day today, and he doesn't want to be ashamed anymore.

obediently took the pill, and before Ji Danhuang touched the side of the kang, there was a loud gurgling sound in his stomach, so he had to give up the warm quilt and go into the bathroom. So, Ji Danhuang's time in the second half of the night was also contributed to the toilet.

Ren Bikong was completely helpless this time. Obviously, Ji Danhuang has already taken the mildest medicine, why is the reaction still so big! This person ...... What the hell is this man doing?

Tossed until dawn, Ji Danhuang crawled out of the bathroom, and it was already soft. Ren Bikong saw that Ji Danhuang's state was even worse than last night, so he reluctantly took out a jasper rose and handed it over: "Oh, just eat this." Alas, you look so bad that it seems that during this time of purification of the body, you will not be able to eat. ”

"Huh?"

Ji Danhuang was slightly stunned. Can't eat? If you don't eat, you're not starving to death! Also, this thing handed over by Ren Bikong is obviously a piece of jade, how can jade be eaten!

Seeing Ji Danhuang staring at the jasper rose in a daze, Ren Bikong directly opened his mouth and stuffed the jasper rose in. Ji Danhuang only felt a chill in his mouth, and something instantly dissolved, turning into a clear stream with a cold fragrance and sliding straight into his stomach. The cold fragrance spread into the limbs, and the whole person felt a lot more comfortable, the waist didn't hurt, the legs didn't hurt, and the whole body was full of energy!

Ji Danhuang was overjoyed, and he was busy jumping up from the ground, stretching his arms and kicking his legs to move his limbs, only to feel that the endless energy in his body was running around, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body if he didn't move well.

Ren Bikong watched Ji Danhuang stumble around like ADHD, and said with a smile: "How is it? I feel much better! What I gave you just now was a pastry made of Bi Rose, something more precious than the elixir, you won't be hungry if you eat it for three days, and it is also helpful for cultivation." Okay, don't jump around, hurry up and pack up and go to school. By the way, I heard that the meat sandwich buns in the east morning market are very delicious, and you are tired after teaching you all night, so you go and buy two meat sandwich buns for the teacher to eat, and wait for you in the class for the teacher. ”

Ji Danhuang nodded vigorously, grabbed his schoolbag and rushed out of the house, gesturing the moves he learned last night while walking, lest he forget it by accident. As a result, as soon as he ran out of the unit door, Ji Danhuang fell again on all fours after a kicking action.

Lying on the windowsill and watching Ji Danhuang go away, Ren Bikong silently took out the small bronze bell, sighed and said to the bell: "Big brother, I ask for support, let Eleven come over and do me a little favor." I...... Alas, a little frustrated. ”