Eight, half a teacher

It is said that since the master Zhenwu Zhenjun left, Lao Hei and Xiaobai have no errands, but they are also at ease. It's just that the mountains here are not steep, the water is muddy, the flowers and plants are beautiful but not interested, and the melons and fruits are sweet but tasteless. These two lie in the hole every day, and the two pairs of mung bean eyes look at each other and it is not interesting, this day is really boring. Lao Hei is nothing, Xiaobai can't stand it. He wants to mess with Yang Qi, that kid is very interested in being with monkeys all day long, and he is afraid of monkeys.

On this day, Yang Qi picked up a wooden ruler and prepared to go out, with a look of great enjoyment. Xiaobai couldn't help it, and said:

"I said, Brother Xiaoma, you have been holding this piece of wood recently, is it a powerful magic weapon?"

When Yang Qi heard it, he was happy. Say:

"That is, my magic weapon is infinitely powerful, and the monkeys are afraid of it when they see it. ”

When Xiao Bai heard this, he suddenly came to his senses, and the old black mung bean eyes also opened, stretched out his neck and crawled over. There are only a handful of magic weapons that can make monkeys afraid within the Three Realms, this Yang Qi is unlucky, where did he find such a powerful treasure.

The two heads leaned over to look at it carefully, saw the material and smelled it, and bit it with their teeth to test the strength, and shook their heads when they finished. Lao Hei said to Xiaobai, :

"Second fool, we were fooled, Brother Pony scolded us, this is a piece of broken wood. ”

Xiaobai also thought it was an ordinary piece of wood, but Lao Hei called him a little puzzled, so he asked him:

"Why do you call me a fool?"

"Because I'm a big fool, we're a pair of fools, hehe. ”

Yang Qi sneered, hey, this old black! He raised the wooden ruler and said very solemnly:

"This is an artifact that has been passed down from generation to generation in my Confucianism, and it seems to be ordinary but it is infinitely powerful, and if you don't believe it, you might as well make a bet to see how I teach that monkey a lesson! ”

After that, he took out the soil and threw it twice. This time, it was the turn of the old black and white to be stupid, others don't know what the soil is, they don't know it yet, it's a treasure of eternity! Yang Qi dares to use it as a bet, is that piece of wood really magical? Thinking about it, Xiaobai didn't recognize the soil pimple soil before, and this wood may really be a magic weapon. So he used the treasure appraisal method to carefully inspect it, and the scars of the wooden ruler were numerous: there were marks on their teeth, as well as various traces of the fire knife and water immersion. Even if the wood is poisonous, I have specially tested for toxicity, but there is no problem? It's just like ordinary wood. What's even more puzzling is that the wood is like this, Yang Qi still doesn't care, emphasizing that the gambling game is just as effective. This time they were completely confused, and the two hid in the corner for a long time, and Lao Hei said:

"Bet!"

They think that Yang Qi must be fighting psychological warfare, the so-called wealth and danger are sought, betting!

These two guys were also sincere and took out their gambling money. Some readers may have questions: Didn't it be said earlier that Xiaobai has no private property? Yes, they have nothing outside their bodies. But, there was something in the stomach, and they vomited out Neidan.

Ladies and gentlemen, don't use your imagination too freely, that's a waste of your brain cells. This pair of turtle brothers and snake brothers are not so stupid, they just spit out Neidan, each differentiated into a small piece, and said:

"Brother Xiaoma, we know that the rest of the earth is a priceless treasure, and this Neidan has our five hundred years of cultivation, which is our limit. ”

This time it was Yang Qi's turn to be dumbfounded, it was an ordinary wooden ruler!

Yang Qi said:

"You're willing to give, why am I embarrassed to ask for it? Why don't we gamble?"

The old black and white faces were all green, and said with a bitter face:

"My little ancestor, this is no joke. If you feel at a loss, let's make up for it?"

The more Yang Qi argued, the more insistent they were, and made a bloody bet: Lao Hei broke a turtle shell, and Xiao Bai pulled out a tooth in blood! This time it is impossible to gamble.

The three gamblers came to the monkey, although the old black and white were afraid, but this time they almost gambled their lives, how could they not come? The two stepped forward to say hello and hid behind Yang Qi.

I saw Yang Qi's wooden ruler held high, and turned around to signal Lao Hei Xiaobai to take a closer look. Then he said to the monkey:

"Did you solve that problem yesterday?"

Looking at the ring ruler that has been unrecognizable - the monkey has been beaten a lot recently, and he naturally recognizes it, and looks at the Xuangui Silver Snake who has never come trembling and following behind Yang Qi, the monkey is also afraid. He knew that Lao Hei Xiaobai was afraid of him, not Yang Qi.

"I didn't ...... There is no ......"

The monkey whispered softly, how could there be the majesty of making trouble in the heavenly palace. The old black and white have all fallen to the ground - why is this ruler so powerful?

As soon as Yang Qi's ring ruler fell, he hit the monkey's head with a "snap". Lao Hei and Xiao Bai didn't believe their eyes! Is this really a fight? "Whoosh" two sounds, and the two poor brothers have flashed out a hundred paces away. It's over, Yang Qi is probably going to hang up! At least that's what they think.

Who is Sun Wukong, a well-known fierce god in the Three Realms. Dare to pick up the Jade Emperor's house, doesn't this pick up Yang Qi's skin?

But it was not like that, and I saw that the monkey looked aggrieved, and said pitifully:

"Teacher, I was wrong. Yesterday's question was so complicated that I couldn't solve it all night, and I still haven't closed my eyes. ”

Yang Qi saw that it was really true, his eyes were red as if he had been burned by smoke, so he gently touched the monkey's head with a ring ruler. Say:

"Well, that's the teacher's fault for you. ”

The old black and white in the distance were really in awe of the wooden ruler this time, what kind of magical treasure should it be to have such power! I feel that the value of my loss this time is really worth it! There are almost no treasures within the Three Realms that can obey the monkey, and the Jade Emperor and the Buddha are not so easy to subdue the monkey. The two of them hurriedly went over and put the Neidan turtle shell fangs away, and even persuaded them, and they really opened their eyes.

Yang Qi hurriedly excused himself, and they were upset. Don't accept it, right? Look down on us? Our dignified Luo Zhenxian - pet, that talk counts. You don't want it, right? Then we'll throw it away! Yang Qi said that this wooden ruler is just wood, not a magic weapon, and they said that the wood will also be accepted, so it is decided! Then he didn't feel distressed at all, but he left in pain. (If you pull out a tooth and break a bone, it hurts?)

The Great Sage looked at Yang Qi with such admiration, just like a little girl looking at a handsome teacher who knows everything.

Yes, teacher. Yang Qi is the teacher of the Great Sage, a convincing teacher.

It turned out that after Taishang Laojun left that day, Yang Qi found the monkey. took out "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", saying that Lao Jun left him to study hard. The monkey looked disdainful, and only said that Lao Jun was joking, and he didn't have to take it seriously. Yang Qi didn't think so, he knew the secret. After weighing it again and again, he said that the monkey dared to make a bet with him, and if he lost, the monkey would have to worship him as a teacher. The problem is simple, Yang Qi said:

"Monkey, I bet you twenty-seven can't fly out of my palm. ”

The monkey was stunned for a moment, feeling that the problem was very familiar, but he didn't think about it so much for a while, it was just a coincidence. looked at Yang Qi with disdain and said:

"Cut, donkey. Do you think you're like this? I know that I can't leave this mountain now, how can I bet with you?"

Yang Qi then brought out Lao Jun's question and asked him:

"If it's such a big circle, where will you land after twenty-seven laps?"

The great sage is also a brilliant and exquisite character, and he instantly understood something:

"It turned out to be a circle!

This is where the "trap" we often call comes from. If you want to have the skills of the great sage, it will be just defeated under the great supernatural powers. But he immediately realized that it was not that simple. After pondering for a long time, the Great Sage said:

"Hundreds of years ago, Lao Sun waded into the East China Sea, went to the mountains, and devoted himself to cultivation to learn this skill. Crisscrossing the three realms, rarely meeting opponents, but losing in this inconspicuous arithmetic. It's just that Lao Sun already has a teacher, and to worship you as a teacher again is to betray the teacher. Why don't you just teach me arithmetic and be half my teacher?"

So Yang Qi began his teaching career, and the monkeys who beat him with a ring ruler squeaked every day, how happy such a day was.

Of course, he really didn't dare to tell the monkey the meaning of the six-character mantra of "Om Horn Rat".

The fate of the ruler

- "A Teacher" outside the chapter

Let's say that Lao Hei Xiaobai witnessed the powerful power of that wooden ruler and felt extremely awe-inspiring. Back in the cave, although it hurts, I feel that it is worth it. While these two are suffering, they use the beautiful words of the past and the present to praise the wooden ruler. The soil is cut and weakly exploded. What purple gold gourd, Nebula Qiankun chess, etc., are not worth mentioning.

Lao Hei even felt that the fact that the two of them pulled out their teeth and broke their shells to make a bet would also become a good story for the ages with the wooden ruler showing its might in the future. The two were still intoxicated, and Yang Qi came back. He pointed a ruler at them and said,

"You really don't want your stuff anymore?"

was so frightened that the old black and white trembled, and said:

"Brother Pony, are you going to pull out our shells and teeth?"

"Cut, don't forget it. ”

Yang Qi carefully put away the fangs of the inner Dan turtle shell and threw the wooden ruler away. It is said that when it is cold, it is just when firewood is boiled for heating. I picked up some dry firewood, built a simple stove, took the wooden ruler and pulled the firewood, and then stuffed it in, and it was burned.

Lao Hei and Xiao Bai looked at each other, waiting for the magical appearance of the wooden ruler. saw Yang Qi casually pick up the wood, and split it into a wooden ruler three times and two times. Road:

"You two have made that ring ruler incomplete, which damages the dignity of the teacher, look at this root is much more square. ”

The two poor pets were speechless for a while, pointing to the pile of ashes, and then to the new ruler in Yang Qi's hand, their eyes full of doubts. Yang Qi nodded heavily:

"Well, it's burned, the old doesn't go, the new doesn't come. ”

After the two sounds of "plop" and "plop", Yang Qi exclaimed:

"Oh, old black and white! What's wrong with you? Let you be reckless, pull out your teeth and break your shells, and see if you are dizzy?"

Answer to the previous question: The earth is round.

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