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The White House was busy, but there was a sense of depression.

The staff who walked back and forth pulled their long faces, like mourning.

The election has just ended, and the results are in the back of the race – the defeat of the Donkey Party means the decline of the incumbent president's faction.

It also means that in two or three months, there will be almost total unemployment here. In addition to the gardeners, even the cooks had to be replaced according to the appetite of the new president - not to mention the secretaries and assistants, large and small.

But the Elephant Party is not happy, because the elected party is not strictly one of his own, not even a standard politician, but a cunning speculative businessman. This is undoubtedly a mockery of the elite system that has lasted for two or three hundred years.

"America, from this day on, is tor......n apart again," obema muttered as he looked down in the west hallway at a portrait of the third president, Jefferson.

"Why again?" asked the chief of staff cautiously behind him.

"Oh, the last time was in the late stages of the Vietnam War, when the whole country was divided into two factions, the main war and the peace, and they faced each other for a long time, causing endless trauma. This time, it was no less than another war disaster. Did you watch the TV news?"

"Yes. Mass demonstrations took place in almost all large cities. The chief of staff sighed, "Every Trump building is crowded with excited people." They painted the new president's face as an asshole with the words 'You are not my president'......"

"Unfortunately, there are other shots that don't make the news. That is, in every village, Trump's victory is celebrated. The country was once again torn apart in two parts, and it was a disaster, a complete disaster. ”

Auburnma frowned, and suddenly pointed to the portrait and said, "Look—he's in tears, Thomas??" Jefferson was in tears!"

Following his fingers, the chief of staff was surprised to see that there was indeed a tear in the left eye of the man in the painting, which was slowly winding downward.

"Oh my gosh...... Maybe it's too humid these days? I'm going to arrange for the corridor to be more exhaustive. ”

"Nope. Oppenma stopped him, "I now fully believe in the spirit of the sages. Jefferson, as the drafter of the Declaration of Independence, once told us that all men are created equal, and that by the gift of the Creator, they have inalienable rights, including the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...... His words were loud and clear.

Note that the term "mortal" rather than "citizen" has far-reaching implications. The new populism that Trump represents now places too much emphasis on the interests of white people. The fear of dealing a heavy hand to new immigrants and smugglers is tantamount to a blow to the very foundation of the American state. I guess that's an overkill of the post-black leadership era......"

"It's not your fault—" The chief of staff was anxious to reassure.

Obanema didn't appreciate it, turned around and walked towards the office, asking as he went, "When will Trump arrive?"

"It's here, it's in the Oval Office. There are also quite a few media outlets. ”

"Okay, let's finish the show. ”

The office door opened in both directions, and the dense flashing lights immediately clicked non-stop.

Opanema's brow was furrowed, his face smiling, and his tried and tested pupils did not shrink in any way from the specular flicker.

Trump, with flowing blond hair, got up from the couch and took the initiative to shake Obenma's hand.

The eyes of the two met for only a moment, and then they turned away at the same time, posing for a harmonious posture in front of the media reporters who were in a half-circle.

When everyone had had had enough, the two sat side by side in front of the fireplace, and the portrait of the Founding Father, Wah Shington, was solemn behind them.

"My priority for the next two months is to assist in the transition of regime to ensure that the newly elected president succeeds," Opema added, adding, "as long as Trump succeeds, then this country will succeed." ”

This opening statement is profound, hiding personal concerns about the successor.

Reporters left with a myriad of questions, hoping for a response from the two leaders.

Auburnma stood up and thanked the media, "Thank you very much. However, we will not accept any questions for the time being, please leave in an orderly manner. There are little secrets that need to be exchanged between me and the new leader. At the same time, he winked playfully and slapped Trump on the shoulder, "Look, you don't have to answer their questions at times like this."

Trump swept away his signature demeanor of arrogance and arrogance, smiled innocently and nodded, "This is the first lesson."

At the urging of the secret service, the reporters left the office with laughter and regret, and the door was closed from the outside by the chief of staff himself.

There are only two bigwigs left in the Oval Office, the old and the new. The smile on their faces immediately vanished, and the corners of their mouths were filled with disdain at the same time.

"You're fired!" Trump said in a smug line, which he famously said on reality TV in his early years. At the same time, he bypassed the president's desk, sat on the leather chair for the leader of the country, and shook his butt hard. "What kind of broken chair is this? I've got to get a new one. Solid gold set with diamonds, and covered with a white lion skin ......"

"Hey, it's still my place. Obema glared and scolded, "Let's wait until you officially take office, just fill the White House toilet with diamonds." ”

Trump snorted coldly, "Toilet, hehe, even the floor is inlaid!" As he spoke, he got up and rummaged through the bookshelves, suddenly turning around and holding up half a bottle of rum in his hand, "I guess there must be - you usually drink this? Only stinky pirates of the Caribbean like this smell." Having said that, he poured himself a large glass and drank it up.

"Save it, it cost my salary to buy it. "Obema was very unhappy with the anti-guest guys.

"A salary, a mere 450,000 is also a salary...... I have already announced that I will only receive one dollar a year from the government during my tenure. Lao Tzu became the president at his own expense -- is it not a high wind and a bright festival? In this way, there is no need to look at the face of the owner of the money to speak. ”

"The beauty of thinking. "You will soon find out that it is not the presidents who rule the whole country here, but the giants who are above us." They will directly bypass us to manipulate the lower level executors, and you and I are just puppets sitting on the stage and laughing......"

Trump belched in shock and quickly put down his glass. "By the way, I was about to ask about it - I had a strange dream, just the night before. An old man with a white beard made irresponsible remarks about my balabala and stuffed a crown in my head. It looks like you were there...... What does that mean? Is there an astrologer in the White House? Call me to help me divinate the good fortune and evil. ”

Obanema smiled. "A stupid man is a stupid man. Do you think your election is based on your invincible charm......? You and I are both God's chosen ones, and without that white-bearded old man, we wouldn't be. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Trump said nervously.

"That's what I'm going to do with you today. Eight years ago, right here, little Cloth Lion said the same thing to me. And I had the same dream as you in my head. ”

Trump obediently sat back down in front of the fireplace and motioned to the current president to continue.

Oppenma walked up to his throne, sat up straight, leaned forward, and said, "I would like to officially convey to number forty-five in my capacity as number forty-four." From now on, you'll have a secret that you can never say to anyone – and not to your dog. ”

Trump swallowed and said nothing.

Oppenma continued, "We, as the spokesmen of this nation, must strictly serve the Illuminati, and it doesn't matter whether you're from Freemasonry or Skull and Bones. And the Bright Sect will directly serve the ancient sage Mr. Moxi, obey his command, and there can be no half-point difference. ”

"Ancient sages?Moxi......" Trump blinked at the corner ......of his eye with a little dry membrane, "Moxi!

"Yes, that's him. Mr. Moxi, the ancient sage of the ancient world. Auburnma tapped the table with the knuckle of his right finger, accentuating his tone. The brilliance of his thoughts will forever guide the people of this new continent towards a brilliant tomorrow. ”

Trump was like a fallen puppet, slumped on the back of his chair in an instant, "It's true...... It's all true...... The old man was—it's all right! I had the foresight that my sons-in-law were all good people. ”

"Hehe, do you really think your son-in-law was picked by you?"

"What? What do you mean......"

"Everything was arranged. "The great Yutai people are ruling the world." If you don't see clearly, it's the fog they create that makes you unable to see clearly.

Try to think about whether the world we live in has been changing at an accelerated rate by the following ten people, which in turn directly affects the past and future of all human beings......

The first was the prophet Moshi, who said that all things are laws;

The second is the Holy One, Jesus, who said that everything is suffering;

The third is the thinker Marx, whose theories directly created a multipolar world;

The fourth was the healer Sigmund Freud, who said that everything is sexual, which means the origin of genes;

The fifth is the wise man Albert Einstein, whose theory of relativity gave mortals the power of God;

The sixth father of the computer, von Neumann, brought everything back to the origin of binary, which in the West we call 1 and 0, and in the East it is called Yin and Yang;

The seventh is Andy Grove, who said that everything is a chip, and macros are the origin of artificial intelligence AI;

The eighth and ninth places are Sergey Brie and Larry Page, who say that everything is searchable, which means that information is shared and obtained;

The tenth is Zuckerberg, who said that everything is online social...... The energy of self-media public opinion directly overwhelmed the traditional media giants, which indirectly led to your miraculous victory in this election. ”

Listening to Obenma's treasures, Trump's mouth opened wider and wider. He took a sip and nodded, "Yes, it seems to make sense, but ......"

"But these ten, all of them are Youtai. ”

Trump stood up suddenly, his blonde wig lifted vigorously and fell again.

"Damn it...... Oh, no, the great man of Youtai who should be respected has made so many contributions to this world......" The second half of the sentence is obviously insincere.

"My only concern is whether they will not know that I am of German descent, and if they find out, will they take their hatred of Hitler out on me?"

Obema smiled and leaned back, "Don't worry. They always need people who are least like the spokespeople of a single ethnic group, like me and you. This is the basic principle of keeping the forces behind the scenes low-key. ”

Trump leaned across the table and said flatteringly to Auburnma, "Can someone like me, who is neither a Freemason nor a member of the Skull and Bones, be treated by the Illuminati? This one...... I can't afford to offend!"

"Relax—you don't take sides, but don't you put money on both sides of every election?

Whenever the Freemasons and the Skeleton Society are evenly matched, the Illuminati elders will come forward to put forward a neutral candidate, and you, who happens to be something that both forces can grudgingly agree with. Congratulations!"