116 Whose face is big?
Ye Xuankong was shocked, he knew how powerful his martial arts were, how awesome he was, and how powerful he was, but he actually clapped so many hands, and he didn't have anything to do with the person surnamed Wu in front of him. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
How can it be?
It took him so long and so much energy to practice the Chrysanthemum Treasure Book to the highest level, he killed the gods when he met the gods, and the Buddha killed the Buddha, but he couldn't deal with this most annoying kid.
With a bang, Ye Xuankong spit out a mouthful of blood from the boss.
He was extremely depressed, looking at the look of the surnamed Wu with the expression that you had enough, he yelled: "You cheat! You must have used a method that I don't know, otherwise, you would have died at my hands just now!"
Wu Mochong looked at this guy and said to him: "You say that I cheat, but in fact, you are not strong enough, you can't even break my defense, and you still want to kill me, you are practicing martial arts for a hundred more years." ”
"Impossible, your martial arts have not reached this level at all, you must have used some kind of despicable means. Ye Xuankong said.
"You say that I used some kind of despicable means, then you say, if you can't say it, it's still your martial arts skills, hurry up and go home and practice more, let's learn when we have time." Wu Mochong said.
"Let me go home, the world is so big, where is my home?" The lonely Ye Xuankong was walking out, but he had just walked out a few steps, and suddenly reacted, this is his own home, where is he going.
"Get out of here, the boy surnamed Wu! This is where I live, how can I let you go wild, look at it, this is the palace, if you are not there, I will call someone to deal with you, the palace is so big, there are many masters, it is not something you can afford to provoke." Ye Xuankong said.
"Don't scare me, I'm not scared. Wu Mochong said.
"Don't think that I can't kill you, and you can leave the palace alive. Ye Xuankong said.
"Who said I was leaving the palace, I was going to stay here and not leave. Wu Mochong said.
"Who gave you so much courage?" Ye Xuankong said.
"It's not courage, it's the big face. Wu Mo said with his face pulled.
"With such a big face, why don't you go and ask for food?" Ye Xuankong said.
Wu Mochong just sneered and didn't speak.
Ye Xuankong felt that what he said was very reasonable, and said: "The capital is prosperous, you can find a place to ask for food." ”
"I'm living a good life, why did I ask for food?" Wu Mochong said.
"You have a big face, don't you ask for food, isn't it wrong for your talent?" Ye Xuankong said.
"Then it's good for you to be a thief, why do you want to be a eunuch?" Wu Mochong said.
"I used to be a thief, not a thief, do you understand?" Ye Xuankong said.
"It's all the same anyway, it's all stealing. Wu Mochong said.
"The Sprinklers are trying to kill you more and more. Ye Xuankong said angrily.
"Unfortunately, your attack didn't work against me. Wu Mochong said.
"Someone, there's a thief in the palace, come quickly!" Ye Xuankong shouted.
Ye Xuankong shouted, and out of nowhere, many guards from the capital jumped out, all of them stood on the wall, and rushed into the place where Ye Xuankong lived with a knife, staring at Wu Mochong's figure.
"Arrest him, he's a thief!" Ye Xuankong pointed at Wu Mochong and gave orders there.
Many guards shouted and rushed down to restrain Wu Mochong, but Wu Mochong still didn't move, shouting there: "Wronged, I'm not a thief, I'm a distinguished guest invited by the Ninth Princess." ”
Those guards immediately stopped, and looked at Ye Xuankong with a hesitant expression.
Ye Xuankong laughed and said to Wu Mochong: "You don't pick a good reason for lying, what kind of character is the Ninth Princess, you can become her honored guest, do you think you can talk nonsense with a big face?"
"If I'm really the guest of the Ninth Princess, what will you do?" Wu Mochong said.
"If you are the distinguished guest of the Ninth Princess, Lao Tzu will run around the palace three times naked!" Ye Xuankong said angrily.
"Everyone, listen up, if I am really the distinguished guest of the Ninth Princess, the one surnamed Ye will run three laps around the palace naked, and everyone will be a witness for me, if this person surnamed Ye wants to speak, then he is a bastard!" Wu Mochong said.
"The Sprinkle family is not only a bastard, but the Sprinkler family is also a turtle bastard, what if you lose?" Ye Xuankong said.
"I'm running ten laps around the palace naked!" Wu Mochong said.
"Okay, you've lost, now take off and run outside, hahahaha. Ye Xuankong burst out laughing.
"I haven't invited the Ninth Princess yet, how do you know that I've lost?" Wu Mochong said.
"You don't need to invite the Ninth Princess at all, what kind of character is the Ninth Princess, how can you become a distinguished guest of His Royal Highness the Nine Lords, a person like you is at best just the mud on the soles of Lao Tzu's shoes, and you still want to be the guest of the Ninth Princess, it is really a dream in broad daylight, the frog at the bottom of the well wants to eat swan meat!" Ye Xuankong said.
"You don't have to invite the Ninth Princess, you know that I lost, obviously, your face is bigger than mine. Wu Mochong said.
"How do you explain this?" Ye Xuankong said.
"You can represent the Nine Princesses, you don't have a big face, who has a big face! Then tomorrow's competition to recruit relatives, you can go, if you win, you can directly be the wife of the person who wins, anyway, you can represent the Nine Princesses." Wu Mochong said.
"Presumptuous!" shouted the guard next to him, startled.
Wu Mochong pointed at Ye Xuankong and said, "Presumptuous is also his presumptuous, what does it have to do with me?"
Ye Xuankong said: "Don't slander the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family can't represent the Ninth Princess." Since you want to die and understand, let's go to the Nine Princesses now and let you lose completely. ”
Wu Mochong said: "In that case, let's go find the Ninth Princess." See who cries after losing. ”
The guards put the knife on Wu Mochong's neck, Wu Mochong didn't stop it, let them go, and then follow Ye Xuankong to the place where the ninth princess lives and go to find the ninth princess.
They went to the place where the nine princesses lived, because it was too late, the nine princesses all fell asleep, but Ye Xuankong said that he wanted the nine princesses to come out, and he had to let the surname Wu die clearly.
The ninth princess was woken up, heard the noise outside, called someone in to ask about the matter, and slowly walked out with the red veil.
"Nine lords, this guy doesn't know where to come out of nowhere, a thief dared to break into the palace to steal, the Sprinkle family caught this person, he actually said that it was a distinguished guest invited by the ninth princess, so he had to bring this person over. The Sprinkle family thought to himself, what kind of character is the ninth princess, how can there be such a hooligan-like guest, this guy must be lying. Ye Xuankong said.
The ninth princess glanced at Wu Mochong, not only covered her mouth and smiled, but said: "This guy is a martial arts knight who participated in the martial arts competition today, and he is really a distinguished guest of this princess." ”
Wu Mochong jumped to his feet, laughed, pointed at Ye Xuankong and said, "The surname Ye, you lost, haha." ”
Ye Xuankong's face turned pale, and he wanted to get up and slip away, but he was grabbed by the sharp-eyed Wu Mochong, and said there: "The surname Ye, where are you going, obediently strip Ben Shaoxia naked, and run around the palace three times!"
Ye Xuankong still denied it and said, "Who promised you that the Sprinkle family would run around the palace three times?"
Wu Mochong said: "With so many people testifying, you dare to deny it?"
Ye Xuankong said: "The Sprinkle family has denied it, what should you do?"
Hey, Wu Mo is so angry.