This is a big forest, in a clearing, lying a person, this person put his hands on the crotch of his pants, kicked his legs, and Lu Bao slowly opened his eyes: Ah, what a beautiful sunshine, how charming this scenery is, no, this is (this book, pig's feet, only to find that the environment has changed, please mourn for him for 3 minutes)

Lu Bao hurriedly got up, patted the dust on his body, unbuttoned his pants, checked his Ding Ding, and found that it was okay, Lu Bao breathed a sigh of relief and scolded: "This stinky girl just touched her pp, she kicked me, Ding Ding also threw me in this place where birds don't, and when I go out, I will omit you here" Lu Bao Earthling, a glorious gangster in the Celestial Empire, was kicked Ding Ding fell into a coma because of molesting girls, Ding Ding was kicked into a coma (don't ask me why I was kicked unconscious, Ding Ding is fine, I don't know, don't care about some details)

Lu Bao began to look for a way out, walking, walking, Lu Bao found some problems, this Nima, a rabbit can spit water guns, plants can walk, has scared Lu Bao to pee, Lu Bao began to suspect that he was dreaming, so he slapped himself hard, Lu Bao exclaimed: "This is true, it really TMD pain, it turns out that it is not a dream, it is a crossing?haha, I'm so lucky, wait, I'm unarmed, I met a monster, I'm not a dead end, fortunately, all I met before were small animals, and my life shouldn't be extinguished!"

At this time, Lu Bao looked like he was underbeaten, and suddenly Lu Bao felt that someone was staring at him from behind, Lu Bao looked back, and then ran away, why, because a white wolf was behind him, Lu Bao shouted while running: It's really happy and sad

The question is, did people run over the wolf, the answer is absolutely impossible, and Lu Bao was also tripped by a branch, and seeing that the wolf was about to come, Lu Bao began to use his trick "Play Dead**"

Lu Bao closed his eyes and waited for it to go, although he knew that maybe it wouldn't go, but there was no way, Lu Bao could feel that the wolf was slowly walking towards him, as if he was despising him, step by step getting closer and closer, Lu Bao trembled all over, a minute and a second passed, the wolf had walked in front of Lu Bao, just when the wolf was about to open his bloody mouth to eat Lu Bao, a beam of light fell from the sky, through the wolf's brain, the wolf fell, his eyes were full of confusion and nostalgia for the world, Lu Bao found that he didn't hear the movement, and thought that the wolf was gone, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that as long as the wolf ate him fell in front of him, Lu Bao thought it was a more powerful monster, so he pretended to be dead again, and not long after Lu Bao pretended to be dead, he heard an old voice: Boy, don't pretend that there are no fierce beasts here, Lu Bao heard this, and immediately got up and looked at the owner of this voice, this is an old man wearing a Taoist robe, with white hair and white beard, this person stepped on a flying sword and stayed in the air, giving people the feeling that it was a fairy style, giving Lu Bao the feeling that he was an old man in X.

However, it must be very powerful for this old man to penetrate the wolf's head casually, so Lu Bao respectfully said to the old fairy: Thank you old fairy for saving my life, and I will repay the grace of dripping water in the future."

The old fairy touched his beard and said: The poor road just happened to pass by is just a trivial matter for me, the little friend doesn't need to take it to heart, the poor road is just a person who cultivates immortals, and the immortals can't talk about it, just call the poor road bitter truth. ”

Lu Bao looked sincere: "No, no, no, no! It's a big deal for me, to be a man, to be worthy of my heart, if it were you, would you repay the kindness?" "Of course it will!" The bitter true sent the Buddha to the west, I'm defenseless, aren't I waiting to die here, or you give me a cheat or something, or a divine soldier or something, or I can be your apprentice if I am a little wronged."

"Then what should I do," Lu Bao pretended to be pitiful, and the bitter true man was just about to speak, a black cloud flew from afar, and stopped opposite the bitter true person, and a voice came from the black cloud: "Bitter old man, what are you running, aren't you going to destroy the demons, what are you running?"

The bitter true man has a bitter melon look: You shameless old devil, a late Jindan pretended to be a junior to fight me, if I had known that you were in the late Jindan period, I would have said that I would not fight anything.

Heiyun laughed and said: "Bitter old man, you are still afraid of death, raise your posture, I will make you brave" The words were closed, and the black cloud sent out dozens of black lights and attacked the bitter truth. A protective ring was opened around the bitter truth, blocking the black light, but the protective ring was also shattered, and the bitter true person did not say a word, and directly flew away from the black cloud to chase the bitter truth, at this time, only Lu Bao was left, and the voice of the bitter true came from afar: Xiaoyou, I have left in advance today, and I will meet you in the future."

Lu Bao has a black line: You dead old man threw me away and ran away alone, and I have the fate to meet me, I will never meet you again in this life and this life" In fact, we pig's feet ignore a problem, that is, the bitter truth does not owe him anything

Lu Bao scolded and walked forward, I don't know how long I walked, anyway, it was almost night, Lu Bao was already hungry, but fortunately, he didn't meet the fierce beast that the bitter truth said all the way, and there was no beast, at this time, Lu Bao found a cave, and thought that there were strange treasures in the cave in the novel, so Lu Bao entered the cave with anticipation, the cave was very dark, and he couldn't see clearly,

Lu Bao then remembered that he checked his trouser pocket and found a mess of hair, grandpa, a lighter, a pack of cigarettes, a mobile phone, and a dagger (don't ask me why I have a dagger, of course he is a gangster, of course he has a dagger) Lu Bao laughed: What is really missing, what is coming"

Lu Bao turned on his mobile phone and found that there was no signal, of course, if there was a signal, it was really hell, turned on the flashlight, the hole was instantly brighter, Lu Bao found that there were many bones in the cave, it seemed that it should be a fierce beast cave, but looking at the damage of the bones, this fierce beast should have been gone for a long time, Lu Bao looked around in the cave, but there was nothing, "It's really a happy day, huh?" What is that" Lu Bao suddenly found an egg in a pile of bones, "Haha, it's really a charcoal in the snow, I don't know what kind of egg this is, it should be edible" Lu Bao was surprised, Lu Bao was about to take out a lighter, suddenly there was a crisp sound, Lu Bao saw that the egg was full of cracks, clicked, the eggshell shattered, and a small sparrow came out, and the little sparrow looked at Lu Bao curiously, but he didn't know that Lu Bao was thinking about steaming or barbecue?

Thinking about it, Lu Bao drooled, but the little sparrow didn't know that it flew on Lu Bao's shoulder, and arched Lu Bao's neck affectionately, at this time, Lu Bao finally reacted, Nima's newborn sparrow can fly, and there are feathered monsters! Lu Bao was about to throw the sparrow when he saw the sparrow staring at Lu Bao, and arched his neck to Lu Bao, Lu Bao saw such a cute little thing, and couldn't bear to throw it away, and said to the little sparrow: You will follow me in the future, you will call it right, how about calling Spotted?" Madara seemed to like the name and jumped around happily