Chapter 196: Not Simple Masters

Three days later, the Yunjia Zhuangzi was in the bazaar.

A big man rushed into the backyard of the pork stall with an ox cart and shouted: "A knife for a pig, a knife for a pig!" Get me four or five pigs, they must be handled carefully and cleanly, and the price is easy to say!"

The bearded pig killer stuck his head out of the room and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you shouting about, what are you shouting? Don't you see me packing up my hooves? Tell you, this is the little marquis asked someone to personally order it down, how can Lao Tzu have the kung fu to care about you, go elsewhere, go elsewhere!"

"Don't, my brother!" the man jumped out of the car and shouted, "Don't you know, Chang'an City has been locked down for three days, and I heard that a Jiangyang thief was locked up in the whole city." ”

The pig killer rolled his eyes and said: "It's my business! Tell you, Lao Tzu has been very busy lately, and there has been a pot-bellied man in the braised meat shop next door in the past two days, and he eats meat in a jar and a jar, and he is happy to give money, don't delay me to make money!"

"Eh, my brother, the city gate hasn't been opened for three days, my shop is about to be stepped through by the relational household, and now there is not even one or two pork in the entire Qingpingfang, if the city gate is not opened today, my hundred and ten catties must be eaten by those people!"

The pig killer said impatiently: "The people in the city are really troublesome, okay, don't bother me, go to the back to pick the pig yourself, and then ask my apprentice to kill it for you, tell you, I'm very busy today, I don't have time to take care of you!"

"Come on, if there's a pig, it's done!" After saying that, the big man's first-class smoke ran away.

The pig killer shook his head and retreated back into the house.

In the braised meat shop next door, the corners of Bing Sanzhang's mouth are slightly upturned.

The city gate was opened in three days, and the people at the bottom did not know the specific situation, and it seemed that their buttocks had been cleaned.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the two potato vendors outside, and Bing Sanzhang shook his head.

I don't know which yamen's spies are capable of finding themselves so quickly, but the camouflage is too bad, judging from the data read in the academy in the past few days, the potatoes in the Guanzhong area are flooded, how can anyone come out to sell potatoes?

Don't you see all the people passing by pouting?

"Shopkeeper, bring me another jar!" Bing Sanzhang shouted, and shot a silver coin.

The shopkeeper with a square scarf ran over with a smile on his face, pulled the silver coin into the palm of his hand, gave a thumbs up to Bing Sanzhang, and praised: "This little brother, with your amount of food, is definitely a man who pulls out the mountains, Your Majesty went east to conquer Goryeo, why didn't you follow to make contributions? I see, there is no strong man like you before the army!"

The two young men came over with a 100-pound jar and moved the empty jar next to Bing Sanzhang.

Bing Sanzhang said with a smile: "The shopkeeper's good eyesight, I am also preparing to go to Goryeo, but I am reluctant to let our Yun family Zhuangzi braised pork, so I just eat it for three days!"

The shopkeeper laughed, slapped the table and said, "Okay! Just based on the words of the little brother, even if I don't do other people's business today, I have to let the little brother eat enough!"

After speaking, he turned around and yelled at the two young men: "Go to the back to urge, there are good men waiting!"

may have heard the word Gaoli, and the old farmer who was also eating next to him put down his chopsticks and walked straight over to sit opposite Bing Sanzhang.

Bing Sanzhang didn't look up, took out a piece of meat and munched on it.

The old peasant stared at Bing Sanzhang and said word by word: "Dare to ask Your Excellency where the master is from? ”

"Are you the so-called gods?" Bing Sanzhang looked at the old farmer and asked casually.

The old farmer scoffed: "That's the name of the bad brains in the White Stone Palace, we prefer to call ourselves immortal seekers." ”

Bing Sanzhang waved his hand: "I don't care what your name is, if you want to participate in my affairs, you are still a little tender." Get out of the way as soon as possible, save your life for nothing!"

The old farmer laughed and said: "It's not bad to give your life for nothing, who knows if there will be a fairy fate after death." ”

Bing Sanzhang looked at him, nodded and said, "Since you have a plan to die, then I will give you a chance to speak, what do you want to know?"

"Where are you from?" the old peasant's eyes burned.

Bing Sanzhang shook his head and said, "Change the question, you don't know where I came from, even if I told me." ”

The old farmer was silent for a moment and said, "The secret of the jade plate!"

Bing Sanzhang nodded: "This is okay!, but even if I tell you, it's useless, that's not something you foolish people can understand!"

"Fool?" the old peasant was stunned.

"People who want to become immortals and have a bad head, if they don't call you fools directly, they can already be regarded as giving you face!" Bing Sanzhang took a clove of sugar garlic and threw it into his mouth, and said, "Inside the jade card is time!"

"Time?" This time the old farmer was directly stupid, he had expected all kinds of answers, or the map of the Immortal Mountain Island, or the cultivation of immortal exercises, or the possibility of sealing immortals inside. But time ...... He didn't understand it at all!

Bing Sanzhang was not interested in explaining, what the dimension was, and he didn't figure it out himself.

It took a long time for the old farmer to come back to his senses, looked at Bing Sanzhang and asked hesitantly, "Can you live forever if you understand the secret of the jade plate?"

Bing Sanzhang nodded and said, "No problem! But the premise is that you can find time energy!"

"Time, energy?" the old farmer was even more confused.

"Don't waste your efforts, that's not something you can understand!" Bing Sanzhang didn't care about striking the old farmer with a poisonous tongue.

Outside the shop, a dwarf walked in slowly, his expression calm, and wiped his hands with the apron around his waist, leaving several bloody handprints.

Bing Sanzhang didn't need to look up to know that the two spies were dead.

In the back kitchen, a bewitching beauty walked out with red lips and a smile.

Bing Sanzhang sighed, the shopkeeper and the two young men were also finished.

"It seems that this is the Yun family Zhuangzi, I heard that the guards of the Yun family Zhuangzi are very powerful, you are so reckless, aren't you afraid that you will not be able to get out?"

"Don't be afraid!" An old beggar wearing a Baina Yuki with a black face walked in, and said with a mouthful of big yellow teeth: "Today, the Tubo people are crazy to make trouble in Yunjia Zhuangzi, and most of the guards have gone to kill the Tubo people. Our Datang people themselves have a little conflict, and we don't need to work on the guards of the Yun family Zhuangzi. ”

Bing Sanzhang shook his head and said: "Say a few words, how good it is to retreat in the face of difficulties, you don't need to give your life in vain!"

"You don't need to worry about this, come with us, there are many things you want to discuss with you. A noble boy walked in with a folding fan, and seven or eight big men with knotted muscles appeared outside silently.

"The ignorant are fearless!" Bing Sanzhang took out another piece of meat, took a bite, and then took two more bites, and then said: "Neurotoxin, not bad, not bad! It's very strong, what kind of snake is it extracted from?"

The dwarf said coldly: "Chi Lian!"

Bing Sanzhang smiled and said, "It's not surprising, it's strange that Chai Lingwu can hold the secret!"

"Don't talk nonsense!

The snake-beating stick in the old beggar's hand suddenly poked out, and Bing Sanzhang's chopsticks were accurately pressed at the end. The two wooden sticks lasted for three seconds, and the old beggar smiled, and the snake beating stick suddenly spewed out a cloud of green smoke.

The noble prince waved his hand, "Carry it away!"

The two big men stepped forward, grabbed Bing Sanzhang's shoulders with their hands, and before they could exert their strength, their bodies suddenly fell to the ground with a soft fall.

Everyone else was startled and retreated at the same time.

The green smoke and dust settled, Bing Sanzhang looked at the piece of meat in his hand with pity, threw it away, and sighed: "Why are you looking for death!"

Bing Sanzhang slowly stood up, and the old beggar and the others were horrified to find that the two strong men were aging at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In the blink of an eye, his whole body has dried up, and only skin and bones remain.

The old peasant suddenly exclaimed, "Time? this is time? absorb other life elements to replenish yourself?"

The dwarf said coldly: "I don't believe it, on!"

Five or six big men outside rushed in, indifferent to the two companions on the ground, and picked up the bench and smashed it.

The lightning flashed under Bing Sanzhang's feet, flashing in the gap like a shift, and his fingers were touching everyone at a touch.

The old farmer only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and there was no one in sight.

Five or six big men fell to their knees with their bodies swinging, and their bodies turned into dried corpses at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The glamorous singer rolled her eyes, quietly retreated into the back kitchen, and disappeared.

The noble prince squatted down with interest, stretched out his hand to personally break the arm of a dried corpse, looked at the section and looked up and said to the dwarf: "Big brother, these people are indeed dying of old age!"

The old beggar snorted, turned his eyes to the outside, and said, "My doctor's Ma Boiling Powder is Hua Tuo's divine prescription, and he has tried and tested, why are you not afraid?"

Bing Sanzhang sneered: "Fake!"

The old beggar was furious, and with two swings of the snake stick in his hand, he was about to rush forward.

The dwarf suddenly said, "Retreat!"

The old beggar said angrily: "He has insulted my doctor too much, and I will take his life!"

The dwarf didn't answer, but just lightly ordered: "Since he can suck Shouyuan, let him suck enough, and when he sucks enough, he will naturally show his flaws! Go and prepare manpower for him, he must be strong!"

Gui Gongzi nodded with a smile, waved his hand to Bing Sanzhang and said, "Then, I'm sorry for today!"

After saying that, he walked out directly with the dwarf, and disappeared as soon as he turned around.

The old farmer picked up the two dried corpses, thought about it and put them down, pulled out the two table surrounds and trapped them together, tied the eight dried corpses to himself, jumped out like a monkey, nodded at Bing Sanzhang who was leaning lazily next to him, stood on tiptoe and ran to the roof, and disappeared in a few vertical jumps.

The old beggar gritted his teeth and wanted to rush up several times, but when he saw Bing Sanzhang's eyes that seemed to be smiling, he would involuntarily pause, and finally he could only stomp his foot hard, and a puff of black smoke exploded from the snake stick, and the whole person disappeared.

Bing Sanzhang smiled very happily, these people all have unique skills, and they are more wonderful than the magic tricks in later generations.

Bing Sanzhang suddenly turned his head and said to the corpse of a young man on the ground, "When are you going to lie down?"

The corpse jumped up suddenly, arched his hand at Bing Sanzhang, and said with a mouth full of blood-filled teeth: "I'm sorry, I'm smiling generously!"

Bing Sanzhang looked at him and said, "The makeup is good, I didn't see any flaws, how did I get it?"

"A little trick!" said the man modestly.

"I think the means are not small!" Bing Sanzhang shook his head and said: "Among these people who emerged today, don't look at that dwarf who looks like a leading big brother, but in fact, it is you who are the leader. You're funny, you actually stabbed yourself in the abdomen for realism. ”

The man shook his head and said, "I still haven't hidden it from the Fang family!"

Bing Sanzhang nodded and said, "This is mainly your mistake, you must know that although the bloody gas can cover up a lot of odors, it can't cover the smell of gasoline." I remember that the technology of distilling gasoline from fierce fire oil should be a secret of Datang, only the Yun family and the royal family have this technology, how do you know?"

The man's face froze, and his whole body trembled like chaff.

Bing Sanzhang sighed and said: "It turns out that you are the person of the Tang Emperor, no wonder Li Shimin doesn't care much about you so-called masters outside the world, and the leader doesn't know that he has changed people, and I won't care about this kind of fool." ”

The man gritted his teeth, slipped a fire from his sleeve, lit a fuse on his body, and rushed up sharply.

Bing Sanzhang stretched out his hand with a smile, and a flash of lightning fell on the man, and he fell to the ground trembling all over, and the fuse that had been lit on his body had been extinguished at some point.

Bing Sanzhang walked over and kicked the man's belt with his foot, and sure enough, it was a circle of grenades.

"Childe is a good skill!"

In the back kitchen, the glamorous singer slowly came out.

Bing Sanzhang didn't look up, and said lightly: "It's really rare for a man to look so beautiful!"

The glamorous singer's face showed a sad look, "The one who is still punished, how can you live if you don't do this!"

Bing Sanzhang leaned down and untied the two grenades, this thing was a bit interesting, and he was going to go back and study it. "Stop acting, the words you say don't match your body language, your expression is sad enough, but your body is on guard, if you want to sneak attack or escape, hurry up and decide!"

The glamorous singer's whole body stiffened, her expression suddenly became serious, and she hugged her fists and saluted: "The Chai family worships Lu Feng and has seen an adult, and this time I came to pass on the word for the eldest young master of my family." ”

Bing Sanzhang was really surprised at this time, looking up and down at this singer, and sighed in his heart that these families are really rich. Even a declining aristocrat like the Chai family can casually bring out such a master.

"Well, what did Chai Lingwu say?"

The glamorous singer bowed her head and said: "The atmosphere in the court this morning is not right, and the staff at home analyzed, perhaps His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can no longer bear the pressure given by His Majesty, and is ready to personally escort supplies to the front line to show his will to His Majesty." The Chai family is already ready for the adults, and the adults can go directly to Goryeo with the prince's supply team!"

Bing Sanzhang smiled: "It's not easy!"

"Don't dare! The three thousand pure white masks and three thousand black robes that the adults need will be sent to Guangzhou, and the adults can pick them up after three months. And ......"

"Huh?" Bing Sanzhang looked at him with interest and said, "What do you want to say?"

The glamorous singer smiled bitterly: "I can't hide it from the eyes of adults, and please look at the face of my Chai family's help this time, don't live up to the expectations of the eldest young master!"

"Aren't you afraid that I will be discovered by the emperor's spies and then kill you?"

The glamorous singer was silent for a long time, and said: "The Chai family is not afraid of killing heads, but only afraid of losing the last hope!" (To be continued.) )