In a small remote village, people live a leisurely and stable life from sunrise to sunset. During the day, people work in the fields, and only children and dogs play on the road. At night, people blow out the lights and go to sleep, and only the dogs are left on the road. However, it is such a place, its nature is blue, the moisture is clear, and the stars at night are exceptionally bright.

"It's a meeting, it's a meeting!" the second dog in the village, the fastest runner, ran with a gong and banged on it.

Ergou's life experience is very miserable, it is said that his mother was pregnant seven times, and the first six times did not give birth smoothly. At the seventh delivery, the midwife noticed that something was wrong. The bitch was struggling on the bed, pinching the sheets and panting heavily, her head was covered with sweat, her face was red, and the midwife saw how she came out first with her ass. This is not good, as soon as the amniotic fluid membrane breaks, the child has to breathe, and he has to cry, and the head is stuffed in it. The midwife shouted vigorously, "Hard, hard, ah, ah!" as if she was the one who gave birth.

The was very cooperative, and her face was covered with all kinds of liquids, tears, snot, and sweat. With the experience of the first six failures, this time I desperately had to keep the child. In the end, the second dog still came out, and the midwife held the baby with a head bigger than the ass and put it next to the prostrated bitch, and she fainted with peace of mind. The dog father saw that this baby has such a big head, it must be smart, and it is the material for being an official.

But as time passed, Ergou grew up year by year, and the tragedy was that he always maintained the IQ of the five-year-old. The dog's father was anxious, so he took the second dog to see the doctor, the doctor first checked the pulse, and then did a full-body examination, glanced at the dog's father and said, "What is your call?"

"Nicknamed Ergou. ”

The doctor shook his head and said earnestly: "The dog is born with low intelligence and has a sick brain. ”

The dog's father and mother said no, our son has such a big head, and under inquiry, the doctor explained that the position was wrong when he was born, and the head was stuffed for too long, and it was broken.

The villagers usually like to tease Ergou, but as long as Ergou beats the gong and runs the whole village, it means that the village chief must have something to announce, and he will immediately throw away his life and gather by the pond at the entrance of the village.

Grandma Qi was feeding the chickens at this time, Qi Ke squatted on the side and touched Ah Huang's head, Ah Huang stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail to look at it. As soon as she heard the sound of the gong, Grandma Qi immediately dropped the vegetable leaves in her hand, and ran to the entrance of the village with the hand she could, followed by Ah Huang with a smile.

At this time, the pond at the entrance of the village was already full of people, and there was a lot of commotion, and Grandma Qi and Qi could stand behind the crowd. A man with a hoe next to him and a man with trousers said, "I just sowed seeds in the field, what happened?"

"I don't know, I didn't even have my pants on. ”

"Oh, you're. The hoe said.

"No, I'm sowing seeds too!" the pants raised an eyebrow at the hoe.

"Oh, hehehe......" the hoe suddenly understood.

"Hehehe......" the pants responded.

"The village chief is here, the village chief is here!" I don't know where a voice came from, and the crowd suddenly fell silent.

Wang Fugui, the village head, walked to the front of the crowd with his bald head, showing his extreme intelligence, and everyone's eyes were cast, and the audience lit up a lot in an instant.

The village chief cleared his throat and said in a staccato voice like shit hanging on his asshole that he couldn't suck in and couldn't fall off, "Today...... There is something very important to say about bringing you here. Three days later, the prefectural magistrate will visit our village, and as a good village representative, we should show the enthusiasm for the officials, the spirit of a qualified villager, and the harmonious atmosphere of the village. ”

There was a sigh and a lot of discussion below.

"Quiet, be quiet! I don't need to say much about what to do, we have had other officials visit us before, and everyone has done a good job. One more thing I would like to say is...... Unlike other officials, the prefectural magistrate is the boss of our village, and if we want to stay with us for one night, we, as a member of the village, should buy some necessities for the prefectural magistrate to show our village's hospitality and respect for our superiors. In this way, it doesn't take too much, and each family will pay a tael of silver!"

The discussion below became louder, and everyone turned their heads and ears, all showing dissatisfaction.

"Grandma, how big an official is the magistrate?" Qi Ke pulled grandma's sleeve.

Grandma bowed her head and said, "That's a small official, but you will be a big official in the future, much more than him." ”

Qi Ke nodded as if he didn't understand.

"Quiet, don't talk about it, I know you're excited to welcome the arrival of the prefectural order. This time, in order to welcome the county order, the village committee decided to hold a banquet in the village, and everyone could attend the banquet at that time. You also know that the road in the village has just been built, and now the economy is sluggish, so I hope that each of us can contribute to the village to a greater or lesser extent. This is also for the future development of the village and for everyone's future life. Once the county magistrate pays attention to our village, something good will definitely think of our village first. That's all I have to say, I think everyone is very smart, let's go home and make arrangements, and the people from the village committee will go from house to house. ”

"It's going to cost people and money again!"

"It's really wool out of sheep!"

"His mother's Wang Bald said that the road was repaired, and it has been repaired for half a year and it has not been repaired. ”

"I have to pay again, king bald!"

The crowd dispersed.

Grandma Qi took the hand that could and walked slowly to the house, and Ah Huang followed behind in a hurry.

On the surface, the villagers called Wang Fugui, the village chief, and everyone called him Wang Bald, it seemed that everyone didn't like him, but no one resisted him. Everyone thinks that the village chief is also an official, a village official. As long as he is an official, he must control the people below, and the people below must listen to him, if he resists, he will rebel, and if he rebels, he will raid the whole family and kill his head.

This is good news for Qi Ke, because every time a leader comes to the village, the village will be rectified, the private school will not be opened, and the husband will go home, so there is no need to go to study.

The village where it can be located is called Xinfu Village, which was started five years ago when the new village was being built, and it had no name before. At that time, a large forest was cut down, roads were paved, post stations, inns and taverns were set up, and a transportation network between various regions was formed by connecting the dots into a line and connecting the lines into a network, which facilitated the passage of the people of the whole country and the communication between the villages.

When the road was repaired to Xinfu Village, the official who built the road said that the village had no name, and demanded that a name be reported within one day, saying that it was to be recorded for the emperor to see, and it was to be kept in the archives. As soon as he heard that he was going to show the emperor the village chief, he was anxious, and immediately summoned the educated people of the whole village to discuss what name should be given to the village, which could not only reflect the happiness of the villagers, but also shout loudly, so that the emperor could remember it at a glance. After a whole day and a night of discussion, a few good names were finally selected, and after several deliberations, the village chief finally settled on one.

"Well, my lord, we've figured out what to call it. Wang Fugui said to the person holding a thick book and wearing an official uniform.

"What's it called?"

"Fugui Village!haha, do you think it's okay? It can reflect ......"

"No!" said the man in official uniform, flipping through a few pages of a thick notebook in his hand, "the name has been registered in other villages." ”

When the village heard this, it was anxious, such a good name was used, and in desperation, it could only beg for the second and say: "Harmony Village!"

"No, I used it!"

"Unity Village!"

"Used!"

"Happy Village!"

"Come here and write it!" may be a problem with Wang Fugui's accent, and the person in the official uniform doesn't seem to hear clearly.

Wang Fugui saw that there was a play, but when he mentioned the pen, his brain suddenly became cloudy, and he forgot how to write the word "lucky" for happiness. With so many people present, I couldn't pull my head and said that I couldn't write, and the pen was already in my hand, so I couldn't write it. Wang Fugui's pen is really getting heavier and heavier.

"Hurry up, will you write!" Wang Fugui trembled and wrote two words, handed the pen to the man in the official uniform, turned back, and remembered how to write the word "lucky" without walking a few steps, he was really helpless, he beat his chest in anger, and he was embarrassed to go back and change it.

"Well, this is okay, it hasn't been used. The man in the official uniform looked at it, closed the notebook and turned away, and there was a big word written on the back of the clothes - soldier!

A month later, the village sign was handed down, which was the three words written by Wang Fugui at that time - "Xinfu Village". As a result, I unexpectedly got the praise from above, saying that the construction of the new village, and the new blessing village symbolizes the arrival of new good fortune. When the villagers heard this, they praised Wang for his wealth and talent.