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I said to make everyone laugh, I just got my teacher's certificate. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Wu Tietou was slightly disdainful, and turned around and said to a few people, maybe which one came in through the back door, if you don't really learn from the truth, you want to live in my Taishan faction. As he spoke, he turned around and asked Sun Peiyi, how much is this Qin Jiaoxi's monthly salary?

Sun Peiyi didn't know whether it was low emotional intelligence or deliberate, and said that Qin Jiaoxi's monthly salary was five taels. The rest of the teachers were a little unbearable on their faces, Wu Tietou raised his head, why?

Everyone said, yes, why? Our monthly salary for full-time teaching is only three or four taels, and he is a newcomer who has just obtained a teacher's certificate, why is he more than us?

Wu Tietou said, an honorary teacher can also get five taels of silver, I want to weigh how many catties and taels you have. I said a little impatiently, what do you call it?

Let's make a comparison.

I said okay, what do you say? Anyway, I don't know how to use knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, and forks.

There is a teaching and practice, compare here, it's not interesting, go to the martial arts hall to compare. Everyone responded one after another, originally this was just a private matter between me and Wu Tietou, but after Sun Pei said my salary, others were happy to see me deflated.

Came to the martial arts hall, there was a teacher who said to all the disciples, don't practice blindly, get out of the way, there is a teaching competition today, Qin Boyi's eyes lit up when he saw me, and he leaned over and whispered, This Wu Jiao practice's iron head skill, if you have nothing to do, you will love us, and Qin Daxia will help us vent our breath.

I walked to the hall and said that you guys are ugly, I will first play a set of Taishan faction Xiucai boxing. After that, he tied his cuffs and trouser legs, posed in a starting pose, and punched down, sweating slightly on his forehead.

This set of boxing is the Taishan faction of the entry boxing method, the move is simple, when the school was out of business, it was this set of boxing that was drawn, and the result was that the move forgot seven, seven, eighty, eight, and now the martial arts are not what they used to be, and after many actual battles, the Xiucai boxing has been improved, to the turnips, the tiger and the tiger are playing.

Seeing this, all the disciples applauded, and they couldn't imagine that a beginner's boxing method would look so good in a fight. Wu Tietou sneered, such a powerful fist, I thought it would take two moves. I said that they are all in the same family, and they tear each other down, and it doesn't look good if anyone loses.

Wu Tietou also took care of me, saying, that's better than strength. Saying that, he came to the stone lock, two hundred catties of stone locks, and two hundred hula hula, his face did not change color and he did not panth.

I said that the big stone in my chest would not be difficult for me, and I was afraid of a stone lock? So I raised two hundred and one, asked with a smile, and continued? Wu Tietou didn't say a word, but raised another three hundred, and saw sweat on his forehead, and was proud after putting it down.

I chuckled and raised three hundred and one

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page), always press him one. How could Wu Tietou admit defeat, and raised another five hundred in one breath, panting like an ox, sweating profusely. I secretly exerted myself, lifted five hundred others, and always pressed him one, what, if I lifted it again, it flashed my waist.

Wu Tietou said that if you continue to compare like this, you can't tell the winner from the loser, and this game is a tie, so let's compare archery.

I said okay, why don't the two sides be fifty steps apart, with apples on their heads, and target each other? Wu Tietou said I'm afraid you won't succeed.

The two sides took bows and arrows, and when they walked fifty steps, Wu Tietou raised his hand and was an arrow, and the arrow passed through the apple above my head and nailed it to the wall behind me.

Bursts of cheers came, and the younger brothers and sisters of the Taishan faction looked at me and gloated. I coughed and said that it was not interesting to shoot like this, so it was better to have some stimulation and blindfold.

After that, I took a piece of black cloth, blindfolded, and turned around a few times in place, I staggered, pointed an arrow at Wu Tietou, and I shot ~. The true qi of the four lakes was released, locking Wu Tie's head and filling the bow and arrows.

Wu Tietou asked have you ever practiced archery? Pang Jiaoxi, who taught me archery back then, said that I remember that he barely passed the archery exam by cheating, and asked me to change my grades.

When Wu Tietou heard this, he took a few steps back, and was about to dodge, I pretended to slip my hand, ah, Wu Tietou was about to run, and the long arrow was like lightning, and it hit the apple on his head in the move.

You must know that it is already difficult to shoot arrows with a mask, let alone shoot arrows while the target is moving, but they don't know that after I practice the true qi of warp and weft, it doesn't matter whether I have a mask or not.

Everyone watched from the sidelines stunned, obediently, and this was done. I said it was a fluke. Wu Tietou also said that the blind cat met a dead mouse, this sentence does not count.

I said in my heart that you are a boiled duck, with a hard mouth, and asked in your mouth, what do you say it is better than? Wu Tietou lost the upper hand in the two games, and he was anxious to find the field in his heart, and he pointed at his head to see who had a hard brain!

Wu Tietou practiced the Golden Bell Jar Iron Head Gong, practiced the oil hammer empowerment for many years, and his head was bald and hairless, this trick is said to be very hard to practice, but I still can't figure it out, this martial art is both hair loss and not practical, and there are so many people who practice. Is it that during the actual martial arts competition, there is nothing to do with people's heads and play?

This doesn't need to be compared, my head is not as hard as yours.

Wu Tietou glared, and before he could compare, he conceded defeat? As he spoke, he picked up a green brick, slapped it on his head with a snap, and the green brick was broken into several pieces, and he glanced at me, meaning that you are coming.

I'm not stupid, compare this with you, so I took out a hard-boiled egg from my bosom and knocked it on the door of my head, and the egg shattered.

Wu Tietou laughed, smashing eggs in his head, you really want to

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page). I said you're not convinced, I'll try to smash one? Wu Tietou strode up to me, and his head was sent forward, come on!

I said don't blame me for what you asked for, took out another egg, poured some true qi, and knocked on the door of his head. Suddenly, Wu Tie's head was full of blood, and there were gold stars in the corners of his eyes, and he took two steps and fainted to the ground.

I said it's too careless, Qin Boyi said, where is this egg, this is clearly a golden egg. I said yes, this is smashing the golden egg.

Sun admired a few times in a row, I smiled and bowed my hand, and other teachings, I don't know if a few teachers still advise?

Whether it is when Taishan teaches or starts a sect, the first level is to deal with kicking the field, and Wu Tietou is the foil, and the other people will naturally not be embarrassed for me, as for whether they will secretly compete with me, it is not a matter of concern to me.

Sun Peifu said to the disciples, this is the honorary teacher of my Taishan faction, Qin Jiaoxi, these days in the sect, if you don't understand, you can ask Qin Jiaoxi for advice.

Diao De didn't know when he stood aside, coughed lightly, and everyone saluted him and saw the master. Diao Deyi said that this Qin Jiaoxi was also sent from Mount Tai, and now he has become an executive in the Central Plains Dart Bureau, and he can be regarded as having a successful career.

According to the agreement he made with me, I want to give a lecture to the disciples, and I said in my heart that young people nowadays are not good at practicing when they study art on weekdays, and they have to get by, and if they don't give them some work, they will be sorry for my five or two monthly salaries.

Although according to the current income, these dozens of taels of silver are nothing, but mosquito meat is also meat, and the skills are not afraid of pressing, and the silver is not afraid of tiredness.

According to the speech experience stolen from the success gurus, bragging is a three-step process. The first step is to say how miserable you want to be, the second step is to work as hard as you want to work, and the third step is to say how awesome you are.

I cleared my throat and said, in the sixth year of Xitai, I sent a division from Mount Tai, with a dream of rivers and lakes, two taels of silver, a sword in hand, and a single person in the capital.

At that time, I had no relationship, two had no connections, the most difficult days, two meals a day pickled vegetables and steamed buns, living under the overpass, the days had to be hard and hard, I found my first job, took care of the family and nursing home, and the monthly salary was 500 yuan.

(Today's entertainment, 12 o'clock when I get home, first change a short chapter, make up for it tomorrow, and break it on the first day of August, I won't be cheeky to ask for a monthly pass, everything is as fate would have it.) ）

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