Chapter Seventy-Nine: Outwitting and Hanging

Bing Sanzhang shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, I don't know about this, after all, the age is too old, plus the changes of the dynasties and dynasties, there is no one in ten historical materials, and I don't know." ”

Although there was a craze for studying the Three Kingdoms in later generations, most of them were in the Romance, and Bing Sanzhang didn't even finish the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, let alone know the ending of Soochow in the real history.

"Since you are Sun Shangxiang's guard, how can you appear here, this is in Shandong, and there is no doubt that it was the territory of Wei at that time. ”

"I don't know! I don't care," Xiao Man shook his head: "From the moment I woke up, I actually had nothing to do with Xiao Man in the past, and what I asked you just now is just the best obsession in my heart." Now Xiaoman, the only purpose is to live in the Demon Inn, you continue to worship me, and I will bless you with a prosperous business!"

Bing Sanzhang sneered: "I said girl, can we not think of a good thing." Co-author, you run away with me, this is the God of Wealth?"

"It's not the God of Wealth, it's the God of Houses!"

"House god, you mean door god?" Bing Sanzhang glanced at her up and down, and said, "So you are an immortal?"

"I don't know!" Xiao Man shook his head and said, "I know that I was born with your wishes, and I can eat incense and grow stronger, and I don't know the rest." ”

Bing Sanzhang only understands now, the few words he casually recited when he burned the pile of paper money, since he mistakenly turned a lonely ghost who was about to dissipate into a wild immortal.

This immortal is pure wild, and he doesn't seem to have any strength except for a little incense. Now it's time to run to the inn to compete for a post.

This is interesting, Bing Sanzhang laughed and asked, "You belong to robbing other people's business, right? The mountain god land of Baihugang didn't come to warn you not to stretch your hand too long?"

"Mountain God Land?" Xiao Man shook his head blankly: "I went straight all the way, and I didn't see anything!"

Bing Sanzhang is also scratching his head a little now, although it is very nonsensical, but the little girl in front of him seems to be a door god who he made by mistake. If you leave it alone, there is a chance that it will dissipate.

"Since you are the god of the door, can you live on the door?"

"I'm not a door god!" Xiao Man emphasized, "I'm an otaku god! ”

"How do you bless you?"

"I ...... I do not know. Xiaoman was squeezed by Bing Sanzhang, and stomped his feet in shame and said, "I will bless!"

"Then you can stay, Lord God!" Bing Sanzhang laughed at himself: "I already have two ghosts here, the yin qi is too heavy, just to join a god, change the taste." Wait, don't go yet! Let's make three chapters of the law first!"

Xiao Man turned around and said in amazement, "What?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid! you force you to move in, I don't charge you rent, of course I have to make two requests!" Bing Sanzhang stretched out three fingers and said with a smile: "First, my inn pursues the principle that those who don't work don't eat, you have to work." Second, put away your little temper, I run an inn, even if it's a black shop, it's too tasteless to poison the public, at least get to a place with fewer people in the back. Third, after entering my inn, we are a family, and if something happens in the future, you are also responsible for facing it together!"

"You ......" Xiao Man jumped to his feet in anger and shouted: "I am the god of the house, how can you be so right......"

"What's wrong with the otaku god?" Bing Sanzhang rolled his eyes and said: "I've seen more otaku gods and goddesses, isn't it just white skin, better figure, more beautiful appearance, and more talking." It's not a four-legged and two-headed head, what's so strange, from tomorrow, you will be responsible for calling me early, so that I don't get old late. ”

"You!"

Xiao Man was so angry that he was about to touch the whip and go crazy, when suddenly, several big men rushed over with their stomachs covered their stomachs and screamed loudly, and roared away between the two.

Both of them were stunned, blinked and turned their heads to look, and the big men also rushed into the latrine.

Xiao Man turned his head and continued to stare at the whip.

Several more black shadows scurried over.

Looking at it again, it turned out to be Lao Duguan and two Yu Hou, the three of them one holding their stomachs and the other covering their buttocks, grinning while running into the thatched house.

Bing Sanzhang scratched his head and said, "This old man's kung fu is not bad, he can run at this speed with only his toes." Admire, admire!"

Before he could say anything, a large group of soldiers rushed over from behind, screaming, directly pushing Bing Sanzhang and the two to the side, and rushing towards the toilet.

Bing Sanzhang gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

Fortunately, when the inn was built, he had an extra heart, and the format of this place of reincarnation of grains was imitated as the big toilet of the school in later generations. It ensures the characteristics of opening on both sides, ventilating through the hall and many pits, otherwise there will be a bloody case in order to rob the thatched house today.

was interrupted a few times, Xiao Man also let out a breath, squinted at Bing Sanzhang, and didn't speak with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

Bing Sanzhang was also a little weak-hearted, and said in his heart: The old ghost is washing his feet in the rice pot?

I wondered if I was looking for an old ghost to ask, and I saw that in the corner, the little water ghost ran out quickly, and then the eight big men rushed out with red eyes and big mouths, as if crazy.

These eight people are not strange, the strange thing is that everyone is wearing clothes, all naked, and their bodies are as red as crabs, and the raindrops are hitting their bodies, and they can clearly see bursts of water vapor rising.

Bing Sanzhang was stunned and said, "What are you playing again? Eagle catching chickens?"

Xiao Man was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but giggle and said, "These unlucky ghosts drank the pot of tea on my table, right?

Bing Sanzhang was shocked: "Our tea is so powerful?"

"What do you want!" Xiao Man glanced at him and snorted, "This is the bullshit guy who poisoned me." ”

"Poisonous, mad cow virus?" Bing Sanzhang took a closer look, and felt a little reminiscent in his heart.

In terms of the performance of these people in front of him, he has the same virtue as Andy Lau who has eaten expired ****, Bing Sanzhang is also a character who has been influenced by film and television dramas for nearly 30 years, and it is not too far-fetched to say that he is well-informed. Seeing the scene in front of me, I don't know what the outsider's idea is.

On the opening day, there were a lot of people who came, but none of them were serious people, they were poisoned just now, and now they were making a spring, and the most unbearable thing for Bing Sanzhang was that he had to clean up the mess.

The eight people roared in their mouths, their eyes burst out with red light, and with a shake of their heads, they somehow saw Xiao Man in the corridor, and directly abandoned the little water ghost and rushed over.