Chapter 109: You're My Uncle
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Mao 18 asked, who will start first?
I said come on, start with us. But before drinking, let's talk about the rules, I drink three of you, you drink three of me, and so on, whoever drinks and lies down, whoever meets in the future will call the other party uncle.
The three heroes of Kanto looked at each other and smiled, and said a word.
At the beginning, Kanto Sanjie also secretly added sweat medicine to our bowl, I drank three cups in a row, my face did not change, and I secretly thought in my heart that you don't know uncle, I have already eaten the Murong family's Huoxiang Zhengqi Pill, and all poisons will not invade.
Hong Liu saw that I didn't react when I drank, so he gave Mao 18 a look, Mao 18 said that his grandmother's wouldn't buy fake medicine, right?
I asked Liu Qingfeng to pour it full for the three of them, and said to try our laxatives. Liu Qingfeng added a spoonful to the wine, I said you are wasting time, and you went directly to half a catty of laxatives. Three bowls of wine became a paste.
Mao Shibai said angrily, let's say that the good thing is to drink, but not to drink porridge, how the hell can we drink? Let's dig and drink with a spoon?
I said why do you talk so much nonsense, you make your sweat medicine into wine balls, and I will eat it correctly.
Hong Liu said, I appreciate your lifeless spirit. As he spoke, he brought a cutting board, poured sweat medicine on it, and made a half-catty large pill with wine.
I asked Liu Qingfeng to find me some radish pickles and ate them one bite at a time in front of them. Then let's chirp and chirp, and say, three please!
Kanto Sanjie saw that he couldn't shirk it, so he drank three bowls of wine porridge with a spoon.
After a while, I pretended to be dizzy, said no, and then went back to sleep under the pretext of locking the hut at the stern.
Puff, puff, the ship began to stink, and there was a shouting outside, ahhh
Liu Qingfeng laughed outside: Buy medicine in the future, don't go to those small shops, recognize it, Harbin Pharmaceutical No. 6 Factory, constipation macaroni. Let you be unimpeded and worry-free!
For three days in a row, Kanto Sanjie rarely went out, and occasionally met him on the boat, his eyes were full of anger. Once, Mao Shibai wanted to attack us, but was scared back by my words: Yangzhou, Yanbang, Cheng Huaixiu, Menghan Medicine, Ronghua and Fugui.
In the afternoon of this day, Yunda arrived in Yangzhou, Nangong Yuchan and Xiao Taozi mother and daughter came to say goodbye to us, they have a relative in Yangzhou, want to go there for two days, said that this way thanks to our care, if there is a chance to go to Qiantang, go to their house as a guest.
As soon as the two mothers and daughters left, Kanto Sanjie also got off the boat, and I realized that the three of them were not plotting against Lou Chuan, but following Nangong's mother and daughter along the way. I discussed with Liu Qingfeng and asked him to go to Jinling first, and I met him by land, performed light skills, and followed him.
The two mothers and daughters didn't go fast, these two mothers and daughters obviously didn't know martial arts, but the Kanto Sanjie didn't make a rash move, which surprised me a little. After walking out of ten miles, Mao Eighteen separated from the two of them, and should have gone to contact the people of the Salt Gang. At night, the two mothers and daughters came to the Chenghuang Temple outside Yangzhou City and suddenly stopped.
Nangong Yuchan's face was gloomy, and she glanced back at Hong Liu and Tu San, and the two of them were so frightened that they fell to their knees. I saw Nangong Yuchan rise and fall a few times, and came to the two of them. I was also surprised, Nangong Yuchan's martial arts were so strong? Even I looked away.
The three of you have followed all the way, why don't you come over and have a cup of hot wine together? Hong Liu and Tu San hurriedly waved their hands and said, "Don't be thirsty, don't be thirsty, my aunt and grandmother spare your life!"
Little Peach also seemed to be a different person, paced over slowly, and said coldly, you few little low hands, noisy like flies along the way, disturbing the palace master can't even sleep well, I wanted to send you to see God with a knife, but I was too lazy to dirty my hands in this palace. Say, who commanded you?
Hong Liu's voice trembled, and he stammered, Auntie, our three ghosts in Kanto were originally death row prisoners in the prison of the Criminal Department, and Lord Song, the Shangshu of the Criminal Department, found us one day and asked us to follow the two aunts and grandmothers to Yangzhou City. Lord Song only said that let's follow you, don't startle the snake, and we don't know anything about the rest.
Little Peach said, okay, they are here waiting for the people of the Salt Gang to come over, I want to see if they can leave the palace in Yangzhou.
There are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart, I have nothing to do with what a hero, and I am afraid that something will happen to this "mother and daughter". That little peach, where is she like an innocent little girl at this time, just a few words, like the tone of a forty or fifty-year-old witch.
At this time, I heard more than a dozen fast horses galloping in the distance, and it seemed that it should be a local Jianghu person, and it was Na Mao 18 who left in the afternoon who led the way. When Mao 18 saw this scene, he said, "Big brother, second brother, why did you kneel? As soon as the words fell, Mao 18 ate and fell off the horse.
Cheng Huaixiu, the leader of the Salt Gang, heard that the Tianshan Children's Milk was visiting, and led the gang to ask for advice.
Tianshan Children's Milk? Lin Zhiling, the legendary Tianshan Child Milk who practiced the Eight Desolations and Liuhe Heaven and Earth, was the only one who respected her skills, a beautiful girl with a frozen face, and a perfect reverse growth? This old monster is almost seventy or eighty years old, right? I have seen her record in Xiaosheng's Strange Stories of Jianghu before, but she is far away to the west of Xiliang, how could she also come to the Central Plains?
Little Peach said, "What do you want to ask for?"
Cheng Huaixiu said, I have long heard that grandma has a good way to stay in the face and maintain it well, I don't know what the secret is, can I teach Xiuxiu? I have dry skin recently, haggard face, and I hope that grandma will live in Yangzhou for a few more days to give Xiuxiu a few more instructions.
Little Peach smiled, took out a box from his arms, and said: A real conscience good mask, detoxification, whitening, skin rejuvenation, hydration, moisturizing and awakening, ice repair, inhibition of melanin, lightening acne scars, real silk mask, safe and hormone-free, non-dependent, lead-free, mercury-free, and non-exceeding, so don't say it's expensive. I only make high-end masks!
Cheng Huaixiu was a little moved when he heard this, and asked, what conditions are needed to join?
Cheng Huaixiu pulled out his sword and said, don't you still hand over the mask, no, hand over the key to the secret palace?
Xiao Taozi put the mask into his arms and sneered, It's up to you to want the key to the secret palace?
When Hong Liu and Tu San saw their accomplices, they also had confidence, climbed up, and prepared to start.
Little Peach said, Yuchan, I'll leave it to you here.
Nangong Yuchan drew her long sword, flashed and moved, struck left and right, and only used less than three moves, and more than a dozen people were all lying on the ground. Cheng Huaixiu said, grandma, I'm just joking with you, I prepared some dishes in the gang, why don't you go back and have a few drinks?
Xiao Taozi tilted her head and asked, Is there any sweat medicine? Cheng Huaixiu's face stiffened, and he said embarrassedly, There are more than 30 kinds of sweat pills in the Yan Gang, I don't know which one you want?
Little Peach said, the one that wants your life. With a wave of his hands, a cold light flashed, and the salt gang and the three heroes of Guanzhong were all killed.
Nangong Yuchan said, palace master, it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, let's go into the city.
Little Peach walked in my direction, and I had no choice but to show up. Little Peach shouted, Uncle Sanguan!
My legs went limp, and I almost fell to my knees: you are my uncle!