Chapter 134: Complete Subversion
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Dan Lao couldn't help but be happy, "Get up and talk, let's keep pace with the times." Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
Fahai obediently got up, and after standing up straight, his pointed breasts were facing Dan Lao's head, and from Du Yuan's angle, it looked like a wet nurse was going to feed her child.
Dan Lao's small body suddenly shuddered, "Where did you do this Ding Furnace?
Fahai didn't care at all, but at this moment, his face turned red, "Alas, the Venerable originally sent me to the world to reduce karma, but as a result, I added a lot of karma to him, and I blame me for my violent temper! This Ding Furnace is a snake demon, and a total of 1,300 years of cultivation is difficult to find in this world." In addition, there is still an inner pill that has not exploded, which is suitable for using it to nourish the soul - it is not for nothing, it took me 800 years to take it. β
Dan Lao raised his head and sighed, "One day in the upper realm, a thousand years in the lower realm, we are waiting here to lie dormant, and people are just flicking their fingers." However, it is not all without benefits, with this amount of time, the cultivation of the state of mind is more solid, and many of the questions that were originally self-righteous have new answers. β
Everyone was speechless, some were contemplative, some were confused.
"What are you going to do?" said Dan Lao's final question.
Night owl Li Jing's eyes widened, "Find you, what else do you want me to do?" β
Fahai twisted his waist, "Ahem, I've been hitchhiking for the past few days, and when the yang soul is finished, I will immediately set off for the world." I figured it out, there is no shortage of demons and demons in this world, let's focus on eliminating karma, calculate all the old debts, and pay back what should be paid. As for ......"
As he spoke, he lowered his head and bent down, picked up a black round chess box from the ground, poured out all the white pieces in it, turned it over and offered it with one handβ"As for the magic weapon, it's useless anymore." With it in hand, I can't help but compete with others, and it is difficult to achieve the goal of eliminating karma. Please accept the ancient Buddha and make a small piece of filial piety. β
Dan Lao was not polite, and reached out to take it with a big grin, "It's okay, I'll fulfill you." With the idea of repaying debts, it means that these 800 years have not been in vain. If the Arhat loses the golden bowl, Fang Shi is expected to prove the Da Luo Golden Immortal, and if you lose it, you will make a lot of money!"
This was said roughly, but it was like five thunderbolts, which made Fahaimao suddenly.
I felt a coolness overflow from my heart, and my limbs were all happy, as if all my pores were completely opened, and I breathed in with the air around me. All kinds of obsessions in my heart are let go at this moment, and I simply close my eyes and meditate on the spot, and settle down on the spot.
Dan Lao pressed the night owl's wings and touched them gently. "Your Ding Furnace is too fragile, stay in the tower for the time being, and let Adu help you protect the Dharma. You two help each other, an old fritter, a little improper, learn from each other's strengths, I'm also relieved......"
As he spoke, he raised his head and glanced at the ceiling on the first floor of the tower, his gaze sharp, instantly piercing the prohibitions. "This tower is wonderful, but the seven treasures are lost, only the word Linglong is still there, and the power will inevitably be reduced. It's okay to deal with the monks in the human world, but if you encounter the power of the two realms of the immortal and underworld, you will be guilty of it. But with you here as the tower spirit, it can be regarded as a treasure still existing. β
Li Jing was overjoyed by the praise, and flapped his wings, "Quack, don't worry." I'll be able to do this Taling with peace of mind!"
Dan Lao smiled slightly, his wrist turned slightly, and the golden ring rose again, moving all the people in Danyuan out.
In the restaurant, everyone fell to their seats.
Dan Lao picked the black golden bowl with his small hand, looked left and right, and said with a smile, "It's a waste to hide it." Sleeves, bring your magic weaponβ"
The red sleeves were stunned for a moment, and then took out the folded red silk and handed it over.
Dan Lao held the copper bell at the end of the red silk in his hand, grabbed it violently, and then opened his palm, which had been pressed into a small copper hammer in the shape of a droplet. He urged the golden bowl again, and after the runes of the bowl body flashed, it changed from the size of a palm to the size of a fist, and then incorporated the copper hammer into it, and hooked it with mysterious mana, and created a "bowl bell"!
After re-tying it at the end of the red silk, the red sleeves were returned - the red sleeves were already overjoyed, and their faces were flushed with oil. "What's the use of this bowl?"
"It's not a good idea. There is a bit of domineering, this bowl has a personality with the master, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will hold people to death and can't move. Originally, it was a magic weapon used to catch demons. Now with the addition of a bell hammer, it can confuse people's minds, and it is more convenient to capture - if you have to say that it is clever, it is better to be able to capture alive than to kill without recklessness, right?"
Red Sleeves applauded excitedly, "Okay, okay, flesh and blood are blurred or something, it's the most disgusting!
Dan Lao waved his hand heroically, "Where the mind is locked, the heart is at will, how can the word 'receive' be obtained!"
Before the words fell, I suddenly heard Red Sleeves shouting, "Close!"
Behind everyone, at the door of the restaurant, a yellow shadow was instantly sucked into the bowl bell, and it didn't even have time to squeak.
Du Yuan glared, "What did you take?"
Red Sleeves was triumphant, and with a smile, he pointed the bowl at him, "Are you afraid? Now, the gluttonous world can't help your pagoda is beautiful, and my bowl bell can also get a piece of the pie??" βββ
Du Yuan dodged again and again, "Don't don't, that thing in Fahai has been soaked underwater for eight hundred years and hasn't been washed once, I don't want to go in." β
The red sleeves were full of pride, so he loosened his mind, and the yellow shadow fell on the table and turned into its original size, but it turned out to be the ignorant Comrade Huang Erpi.
The comrade grinned and squeaked a few times, and Red Sleeves suddenly covered his mouth, "Wow-oh my God-"
The exclamation was muffled, and the words were slurred, and everyone did not know what was going on, and they all looked at them inquiringly.
"He, he, he, he said, don't don't mess around......"
"Who is he?"
"Two-two...... Erpi!"
The sharp red sleeves actually stammered, "God, the hearing of this colorful feather cloak is not limited to bird language, is it good for birds and beasts to eat!"
Huh-Dan Lao habitually climbed onto the table, reached out and pulled a feather off the shoulder of the red sleeve, and twisted it with his heart, "This thing, huh...... Oh...... Hehe, it's boring, I guess it's the graduation project of those students again. If you can be bored to this extent, at least in the seventh grade...... You've gained a lot from this tripβ"
Without waiting for Red Sleeves to nod, he grabbed the connotation of his words, "Which group of students did you say?
Dan Lao knew that he was gone, and he didn't hide it, so he simply confessed, "Creation is a science, and relevant talents need to be cultivated from an early age." There are special schools in the upper realm to transport such talents, and their professional subdivisions are some responsible for mountains, rocks, grasses and trees, some are responsible for flowers, birds, fish and insects, and some are specifically responsible for large mammals. β
He raised the blue feather in his hand, "The sewing process of this cloak is very ordinary, and the secret is in the feather itself." It is loaded with a large number of translations between birds and beasts, and only works for skin-to-skin contacts.
I guess this student originally wanted to make a king of birds, right? However, the design idea is too stupid, and too much intelligence will disrupt the balance of the species, which is why the work has not been popularized. It is estimated that the sample has already hung up, and this cloak is out of print. β
As a digital art designer, Du Yuan is very interested in this topic, "Wow - this school is so good, do I have a chance to study it?"
Dan Lao took the feather and tapped it lightly on the top of his head, "Find more mending stones and come back, we will use them to poke a hole in the sky." Go wherever you want, go to whatever you want!"
This vision was very beautiful, and it was extremely arrogant, and it was very appealing to Du Yuan, and he scratched his head and smiled.
Zhi Zheng frowned and pondered, "So, Darwin's theory of evolution ......"
"Who's Darwin? Oh! Evolution -- I know, shit. "There are some evolutionary species, such as thinning hair and taller...... But that's it, it's all about changing to match the change in lifestyle, and the nutritional structure is also one of the motivations. As for what monkeys turn into humans - phew, idiots talk about dreams. β
This tone is a correct dish, he hehe, he is happy, and he listens with interest.
For example, Dan Lao said, "You might as well take a closer look at the world, the so-called natural world, there are a large number of strange-looking creatures. Of course, those who are too close to the circle of human life are almost extinct.
However, some smaller species have survived, such as bugs that disguise themselves as leaves, which not only copy the green leaves completely, but also create signs that the edges have been gnawed by other insects.
Another example is the stick insect, if it does not move, it is clearly a grass stem. And Ye Hailong, even if you get it in your hands, you will think that it is just a seaweed - there are too many examples in the sea, and it is lucky to live far away from humans. β
As he spoke, as if he felt that the persuasion was not enough, Dan Lao stretched out his hand and made a move, and a huge butterfly flew in over the window lattice, fluttered in, and obediently landed on his little hand, spreading its wings flat and motionless.
Everyone looked closely, and all let out a low exclamation - wow, where is this butterfly? The pattern on the wings is exactly the same as that of the night owl in the ancient tower just now, and the two large ring eyes belonging to the owl are also engraved on it, and even the highlights on the pupils are outlined, and the two sharp horns of the forewings are exactly the same as the two pinches of warped hair on the owl's head......
Dan Lao looked at everyone's expressions and said with a small chest, "Do you think that this appearance of bluffing the natural enemy was evolved by itself? Of course it can't be."
This work is my masterpiece when I was in the second grade, and I won the Rising Star Award for Design in the fairy world, and I will stay in the school for permanent exhibition. In the butterfly series, there are more gorgeous than this, but the combination of ornamentation and practicality is so perfect, this is the only one.
A few days ago, while you were away, I re-expanded the Dan Garden. In addition to the landform and architecture, some flowers, birds, fish and insects were also added, and by the way, this work was also put in.
The students of the fairy world engage in these tricks, and they are not all full of food. One is for the survival of the fittest, and let the works strive to pretend to survive, and the second is that there are competitions and competitions between each school and even between each class. β
"What about us human beingsβare we also designed products?" Du Yuan was more concerned about this.
"People are different, they are simplified versions of immortals, but their genes are locked up a lot, and they can't be born immortals. Looking at immortals from the perspective of a human being is so far away, and looking at a person from the perspective of an immortal is no different from a modern person looking at an uncivilized primitive person.
The reason is the same - I'm going to invite the cave people out now, look at the meal we ate, and look at your mobile phones, and I'm sure you're all immortals. β
These words broke a lot of people's false speculations about the immortals, and the ground was full of ballast, and I didn't know which piece to pick up.