readx;? Shunsheng looked over, only to see a three-bag Dirty Clothes Sect disciple coming over, and scolded, Today's Apricot Forest Beggars Gang Conference, our Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect have opened a Linglong Nine Bureau, such an important matter, you are actually late?

Lu Xiaojiu scratched his head and said, I slept late last night and accidentally overslept, Li Sange don't be angry, this year, our dirty clothes faction will definitely be able to turn around. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The disciple surnamed Li glanced at me, who is this person, it can't be a spy of the Pure Clothes Sect who broke into my Dirty Clothes Sect.

I said in my heart that on your daily honor, I am not interested in serving for half a day, but I said in my mouth, I am not a member of the beggar gang, I have heard the reputation of the Apricot Forest Beggar Gang Conference for a long time, and today at the invitation of Brother Lu, I came to cheer for the dirty clothes faction. Lu Xiaojiu said, Third Brother, this is my friend. The three bags of disciples gave up.

Lu Xiaojiu went to the front to sign in, and asked me to wait here.

A lazy man hangs his eyebrows and slanted eyes, wears tattered clothes, wears broken shoes, holds a fan, shakes it three times in one step, and sings in his mouth, his shoes are torn, his hat is torn, and the robe on his body is ...... The robe is torn ......

Seeing me staring at him, the man said unhappily, what do you see, have you never seen a handsome guy? I said I've seen dirty, I've never seen you so dirty. I said you have hands and feet, why don't you do some business?

The man said I was just trading.

I can tell me, it costs money to do business, you beggar, where does the capital come from?

The man glanced at me and said, "Do you think that my outfit and the lyrics are all blowing in the wind." As he spoke, he walked past me and said that he couldn't communicate with the idiot.

I said in my heart, believe it or not, slap you to death.

There is an empty square in the apricot grove, where a group of retired aunts are practicing dance on weekdays, but today they are overwhelmed by hundreds of people. The Clean-Clothed Sect also brought a Maza, and the Dirty-Clothed Sect sat on the ground without paying any attention to the mud on the ground.

I asked Lu Xiaojiu, just like this?

Lu Xiaojiu nodded and said yes, it's like this every year.

At this time, someone shouted, "Master Li Tuan is here!" There was a shout from the side of the Purifying Clothes Sect. Li Taibai, the leader of the Pure Clothes Sect, walked out of the crowd, his face was darker than Meng Heitan, and I suspected that it was a breed smuggled from Africa.

Li Taibai opened his mouth and smiled, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and said, good morning, everyone, in March, everything is recovering, in this spring day, we held a beggar gang meeting in the picturesque apricot forest......

I whispered to Lu Xiaojiu, it's just a broken meeting, what about you. Lu Xiaojiu said that this succession and transformation are all routines, and this has just solved the problem, and the show is behind.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Li Taibai to count the dirty clothes faction, saying that the dirty clothes faction was sloppy and unkempt, which hindered the view and brought a devastating blow to the image of the beggars. The beggar gang is a service industry, and as the leader of the beggar gang, I am also heartbroken, and even the friendly people are inexplicably surprised, and in the long run, the gang will not help. You see, even the head of your Dirty Clothes Sect feels that you have no face and haven't appeared here for a long time.

As soon as he finished speaking, a dozen rotten eggs were thrown from the dirty pie. Li Taibai's disciple Li Jiaobai stood in front of the master and took the egg rain.

The dirty clothes faction is humane, don't say cool words, surnamed Li, whether our Zhang Taihei group leader comes to participate in the beggar gang conference, it has no effect on our dirty clothes faction beating the water dogs, and they talk a lot of nonsense every year, are they annoying?

Li Taibai said that to make a long story short, let's start the Linglong Nine Innings.

According to what Lu Xiaojiu said, the Linglong Nine Rounds is a gamble in which the Dirty Clothes Faction and the Clean Clothes Faction re-divide the nine districts of Wuxi every year

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) is related to the direct income of the two factions in the next year, so the two factions attach great importance to it. This year's Linglong Ninth Bureau invited the scimitar gang leader, the chairman of the aunt association and Donglai Shun Scoop to be the judges.

Xiaosheng Jianghu was also invited to witness, the beggars couldn't afford to spend money, and there was no transportation and horse expenses, this kind of witness business, Xiaosheng Jianghu only sent two new interns, and it is estimated that the results were published in the infertility advertisement in the cracks.

Someone shouted, the first game of the Linglong Nine Bureaus, please prepare the two factions. Then, dozens of disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect walked to the middle of the field with wooden sticks in their hands. I asked Lu Xiaojiu, is this going to be a group fight?

Lu Xiaojiu said yes, what is the martial arts of the beggar gang?

I said eighteen palms of dragon descending.

Lu Xiaojiu said with a smile, buddy, you think too much, where is there a dragon in the world, and you have learned where to go down, but the evil dog is in charge, and you have to guard against it.

I nodded secretly, it is said that the dog-beating stick method is the secret of the beggar gang, it is extremely powerful, I didn't want to learn it secretly, but if such a peerless martial art was missed, I felt that it was a pity, so I pretended to talk to Lu Xiaojiu, but my eyes were staring at the field.

There was a rush of gongs, and the dirty clothes faction and the clean clothes faction stretched out their hands and lined up in a four-by-eight queue. Sixty-four people formed a phalanx in the middle of the field, implying the shape of yin and yang gossip.

It's game on!

A man shouted, now start doing the seventh set of dog beating stick method, and stand still...... Walk!

The people of the dirty clothes faction and the clean clothes faction held their breath, stared at the contestants in the field, and watched the movements of everyone intently. The dirty clothes faction has been begging for a long time, and the dog-beating stick method is extremely proficient, coupled with diligent practice, the dog-beating stick is neat and uniform.

There are eight tricks for tripping, splitting, winding, poking, picking, leading, sealing, and turning, and a set of stick methods.

The results of the three judges' scoring, three votes for the dirty clothes faction, and zero votes for the clean clothes faction. There was cheering on the side of the Dirty Clothes.

Lu Xiaojiu said excitedly, the dog-beating stick method is the traditional advantage of our dirty clothing faction, and it has won 3-0 for three consecutive years.

The second game of the nine rounds of Linglong, the speech competition.

The beggars beg, one by image, and the other by a mouth. Lu Xiaojiu said that in this industry, the stupid mouth attracts the bite of the vicious dog, and the clever mouth wins thousands of dollars. In this competition, it is necessary to simulate the actual combat, and each side sends one person to beg with the people passing by, and one stick of incense is limited, and the more wins.

An old man named Hanako, who was sent by the Dirty Clothes Sect, walked around with a branch in his hand and came to the side of the road.

It just so happened that a fat man in gorgeous clothes passed by, and he always asked Hanako to stop the fat man and said, Childe, have pity on me, give some money to buy food, I haven't eaten for three days and three nights, you see I'm a pig!

When the fat man heard this, he didn't care about being sloppy, he grabbed the hand of the old man Hanako, and asked enthusiastically, Hurry up and tell me, how many pounds have you lost if you haven't eaten for three days and three nights?

One of the people who came out of the Purifying Clothes Sect came out, and it was the sloppy man I met just now, and I saw him come to the side of the road, and his feet were coiled up at 360 degrees, like a deformity, and he knelt on the ground, and wrote eight words on the ground, and his life was not stopped, and he kowtowed.

For every person who passes, kowtow. He also said:

Many happy returns!

A good man has a safe life!

After a stick of incense, the old man called Hanako didn't have a penny, and almost annoyed the fat man half to death. The sloppy man actually harvested three taels of silver, which aroused the envy of everyone. The judges announced, Clean Clothes Pie wins!

At this moment, someone recognized the sloppy man and said, that person is actually the king of Xidan kowtow!

The group of beggars was in an uproar, and the Pure Clothes faction actually invited the legendary Xidan Kowtow King, a legend in the beggar world, who is said to be famous in the capital and created a record of four taels of silver in half an hour in Xidan.

For this kind of idol among the beggars, the beggars have become obsessed, and they have surrounded him, asking for autographs to pass on experience, and the king of Naxidan kowtow smiled, raised the silver in his hand at me, and floated away.

Linglong's third game, compared to the practice of calling flower chickens.

Beggars beg all year round, and all they get are inferior food, and the only food that can be used is the beggar gang called Hua Chicken, which is said to be passed down from the Northern Song Dynasty Hong gang leader, and is one of the necessary skills for the disciples of the beggar gang. The chicken is wrapped in lotus leaves, coated with lake mud, roasted hard over high heat, smoked slowly over low heat, and after breaking, the aroma is overflowing, which makes people move their fingers.

In this game, the clean clothes faction won. It is not difficult to understand that the living conditions of the dirty clothes faction are better, and there are many businesses that rob houses and rob houses, steal chickens and touch dogs, and the dirty clothes faction is bitter haha, and they can't eat a chicken all year round, let alone practice**.

In the fourth game, the lotus flower fell.

Lotus fall is the most famous art form of the beggar gang, and it is also an advanced form of discourse. The Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect were divided in the development of the Lotus Fall.

The dirty clothes faction inherited the traditional seven-piece method, with two large boards in the right hand and five small boards in the left hand, playing and singing by themselves, mostly using the song art crying tune as the music card, mainly used to walk the streets and alleys and beg. The seven pieces are difficult to practice, and they pay attention to the words and the situation, and they come when they open their mouths, so they have a very high artistic level.

The clean clothes pie has been optimized and improved, lowering the threshold, one person, one microphone, one sound, with its own accompaniment and more crying, either deaf or blind. In this regard, the dirty clothes faction is extremely disdainful, but when it comes to the effect of begging, it is not far behind. Because of this, many disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect who were unwilling to work hard to practice the Lotus Fall have taken refuge in the Pure Clothes Sect.

The dirty clothes faction sang the traditional song "Yang Xiaoqiong Brushing the Street", singing, chanting, sitting and playing, with a board and a glance, with a tone and tone. The Pure Clothes faction won the sympathy and tears of the three judges with the song "The Wanderer Misses You Outside, Dear Mother", and in the fourth game, the Pure Clothes faction still won.

Linglong played nine games, and after eight rounds, the clean clothes faction led 6-2, and the dirty clothes faction was defeated across the board. This will mean that in the coming year, the business of the dirty clothes pie will only be concentrated in a small part of the business, which is undoubtedly a serious blow to the dirty clothes pie.

Li Taibai showed a smug look on his face, and said to the disciples of the Dirty Clothes Sect, the Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect are originally in the same vein, and they are in the same vein, but now that the times have changed, it is time for your thinking to change. Join our Cleansing Clothes Pie, eat fragrant and drink spicy, and the benefits are indispensable to yours.

The disciples of the Purifying Clothes Sect shouted one after another, follow Master Li, there is meat to eat! There was a commotion here from the Dirty Clothes Sect, and some disciples couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to take refuge in the past.

Li Taibai also said: If the beggar gang wants to develop, it must break the old traditions, demand the new, seek change, and seek seeds! Today, as long as you join the Pure Clothes Sect, we will abandon our previous suspicions and work together to develop the begging industry in Wuxi City! Here, we want to live with money, dignity, and status!

The disciples of the Pure Clothes Sect shouted: There is dignity, there is status!

Li Taibai looked around and said slowly, I have something important to announce, our beggar gang accepted the invitation of the Murong Alliance Leader, as a member of the Martial Arts Justice Alliance, to join the crusade against the Demon Sect and maintain the fairness and justice of the martial arts!

At this time, Lu Xiaojiudao, Li Tuanzhu, this is only eight rounds, and there is still one game, I still want to try it.

(End of chapter)

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