Chapter 74 The fairy in the book is broken by coincidence, and his feet are different when he encounters bad ideas
Situ Mingkong asked, "Senior, we have to go over, can you make a way?"
"The road is to let go, but the belly full of books is empty talk, I don't want to!" in the book, the fairy stroked his long hair, and then said, "Talk about the ancient history collection with the old decay, if it is in the middle, it will be too much, and the water will come naturally, and give a little moisturizing to accompany Er Cao, wouldn't it be wonderful!"
Lin Yueru said: "Hey, old-timer, we still have a lot of things to do, don't you get in the way!" Lin Yueru pouted as she spoke, looking reluctant. The fairy in the book of Pen, Fun and Pavilion www.biquge.info looked at her coquettish appearance, smiled warmly, and then said sharply: "Don't answer questions with laughter, you can't get through!"
Situ Mingkong said loudly: "Alas, senior, don't you feel tired when you talk like this?"
"The breath of the scroll, the fragrance of the antique, how can there be a 'tired' saying?" In the book, Situ Mingkong shook his head, "Young descendants, there is no literary knowledge!"
Lin Yue was already silent at this time, and thought to herself: "Hmph, this old-timer, I don't know what to do! If it really doesn't work, then we will take a detour, even if it is hard to pass!"
Situ Mingkong said: "Okay, you are full of knowledge, right?" Situ Mingkong smiled secretly and said, "I'll test you!"
In the book, the fairy smiled loudly and said, "Ignorant child, look what kind of problem you can say!"
Situ Mingkong pondered for a moment, and then blurted out: "Buddhism, Zen, enlightenment, cicadas, sorrow!" Situ Mingkong smiled at Lin Yueru, and then said to the immortal in the book, "This couplet, you hurry up!"
In the book, the immortal's eyes did not blink, and he said: "The martial artist Shu Lianshu follows!" The immortal in the book said and looked at Lin Yueru, and Lin Yueru immediately understood the meaning of his couplet, and immediately became shy, and hurriedly lowered his head.
Situ Mingkong's couplet is a very popular Karakuri couplet in the 21st century, Situ Mingkong's upper couplet and the lower couplet of the immortal in this book are all homophonetic couplets, and the immortal pair in the book is particularly neat, but I heard the immortal in the book ask: "I have never encountered this couplet of yours, it is very wonderful, and it is also strange, but I am very knowledgeable, and the exit is a wonderful pair, and the true meaning of the inside is even more!"
Situ Mingkong naturally knew the meaning of his next link, and immediately said: "I'll take another joint examination senior!" Situ Mingkong looked up at the various slates, and then said, "The up and down slate are shining!"
The fairy in the book smiled again, and then said: "Left, right, and right clothes fluttering honey!" After the fairy in the book answered, he suddenly laughed loudly, and then repeated in his mouth, "Love honey honey・・・・・・ absolutely, haha!"
Situ Mingkong looked at the girl beside him at this time, but when he saw her raise his head, he only heard her say shyly: "Hmph, what kind of old-timer, it's obviously disrespectful to the old man, bad old man!" After Lin Yueru said that, she turned her face to look at Situ Mingkong again, and saw that he was also staring at him, so she hurriedly lowered her head again.
Situ Mingkong also felt that it was too time-consuming at this time, so he thought: "I don't need to deal with you with the traditional couplet, I will make the couplet myself, and it is a couplet that does not conform to any rhythm!" Thinking so in his heart, he blurted out, "The twilight of the year of flowers and plants is due to lotus roots!"
After hearing this, the fairy in the book said: "What kind of couplet is this, I don't pay attention to the basic rules of couplets!"
Situ Mingkong blurted out: "Senior, don't you even know how to adapt to the situation, as soon as I am so linked, you won't be able to come up, I'm afraid that there is a reclusive chivalrous warrior in this world now!" Situ Mingkong sighed, and said, "Alas, people are old, I'm afraid they can only be the original masterpieces, if some new literary knowledge is born in the world, you won't know anything!"
In the book, the fairy said angrily: "What a little baby, look down on the old decay, see me give it to you!" In the book, the fairy thought for a while with a cane, and then said, "The human track is frosty, and the fairy ・・・・・・in the book is stunned for a while, and after thinking for a while, he still doesn't know what to say."
Lin Yueru was very happy at this time, and blurted out: "Hehe, you can't come out, I can match this pair!" Lin Yueru smiled at the book fairy, and then said to Situ Mingkong, "Listen, what I'm right is: the green and red Yingyan, who is fortunate to abandon Mei Xi!" After Lin Yueru finished answering, she winked at Situ Mingkong and smiled, and said in a low voice, "Hehe, look, the old scholar fairy can't come out, I'm right, Brother Xiaoyao, I'm amazing!" Lin Yueru turned her head and said to the book immortal, "How is it?
In the book, the fairy pondered for a while, and said: "It's really absolute, why do you get the lotus, there are apricots and no plums!" In the book, the fairy suddenly sat on the floor at this time, and blurted out, "The old man is proud of his literary talent, and even my Heavenly Dynasty couplets are so broad and profound, such couplets, they are extremely sharp, no wonder no one has come up with them for a hundred years, and today they actually thought of a new couplet pattern for the two little babies, amazing!"
Situ Mingkong thought that this couplet was very common in later generations, and he had studied this couplet in depth, but Lin Yue was completely dependent on the phenomenon at this time, because the Northern Song Dynasty did not have such a couplet at this time, and this kind of couplet did not gradually appear until there was a great Qing Dynasty in later generations, so we can know that this Lin Yueru is also a rare literary genius, and she is also a heroine among women, and she is endowed with both martial arts and literary talents!
The fairy in the book said: "Alas, since this is the case, then the old man can promise you one thing, you can say it!"
Situ Mingkong had long wanted to let someone lead him away, otherwise he had taken too many wrongful roads, Situ Mingkong said: "My friend was locked in by the head of Shushan, it seems to be locked at the bottom, can you take me there?"
In the book, the immortal pondered: "Okay, since you said it, then I also promised you, now let's go!"
In this way, the three of them walked down together, Situ Mingkong and Lin Yueru, following behind the immortal in the book, did not dare to go too far, and finally feared that they would lose the wrong way, which would make Zhao Ling'er suffer even more.
The three of them walked for a long time, and then they saw a person in front of them blocking the road, that person had green hair, rough skin and flesh, skinny and skinny, and looked simple and silly, but not so terrifying. Situ Mingkong hurriedly ran over and said:
"You're a contemplative, aren't you?"
As soon as Situ Mingkong said this, the strange man suddenly smiled and said, "Do you all call me that, okay, you can call me whatever you want!" The man looked down at his two feet and said to himself, "How can I be good, I have been thinking about the problem for so long, alas, it really can't be solved!"
Situ Mingkong asked, "What problem are you going to solve?" The man replied, "I don't know which foot I have to step on first!"
When Lin Yueru saw it, she also ran over and said, "Left foot!" He asked, "What about the right foot?" Lin Yueru replied helplessly: "Then you step on the right foot first!" The contemplative ghost groaned slightly, and then blurted out: "The left and right feet are my feet, so why should there be a priority?"
After Lin Yueru heard this, she suddenly didn't know what to say: "・・・・・・"
This is exactly what it is:
Wise answer immortals shake the mountain,
You have to meet the ghost and take care of the field.
Yesterday is not the same as today,
There is no difference between left and right.
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