The voice was getting closer and louder, and when the master heard the horse swimming to the shore, he also trembled as soon as he stood up: "How can there be people in the barren mountains and mountains, listening to this voice, there are no less than ten people." Fucking thieves, no! The smoke from our fire must have drawn them here!"

After saying that, the master climbed ashore with him, and without bothering to wipe his body, he took a cloth to cover his shame, and went to the side to put on the clothes that had just been basking in the sun. Unexpectedly, the scene in front of me was confusing, the atmosphere was very embarrassing, and the empty space showed its "emptiness" vividly and exquisitely, there was nothing on it, and the two people were naked and wet there except for the cloth below.

"Fuck, what the hell are our clothes?"

The master is also the second monk and is puzzled: "How does Lao Tzu know that he is really evil, and he can still be blown away by the wind?"

You can retort: "We've been here and there's no wind!"

"There is no one else here except us......" As soon as Master's words came out, they thought of natto at the same time, and their hearts were anxious and hateful, seeing that the bandits were about to come in front of them, and they were naked and unprepared, and they didn't know when Natto took their clothes, and what they were going to do when they took it.

It's useless to be anxious at the moment, you can run to natto with the master without caring about face, and the weapons, horses, dogs and women are all over there.

"Natto!" can be called.

"Hey, you can brother!" Natto turned to look at them with a smile.

At this time, you can see that natto has built a fire, and on the fire there are two wooden sticks, and on the wooden sticks are their clothes.

You can point to the clothes in front of you: "Natto, you ......" At this time, more than a dozen people rushed down from the mountain, and you can count them, there are eighteen people, all armed with sticks and swords, and they know at a glance that they are not friendly people.

It may be that when so many people rushed down from the mountain together, the momentum was too great, and the wooden strip on the fire suddenly trembled, turned around, and fell into the fire with the clothes. The fire was covered by clothes all at once, and then a group of people watched as white smoke slowly rose from their clothes, getting thicker and thicker.

"Fuck watching the show, our clothes are going to be gone!" the master reacted first.

"!" you can also follow the master to save the clothes.

The bandit was also watching the smoke in his clothes, but when he saw two people rushing in front of him, he didn't have time to get dressed, and he decided that they must be running, so he rushed up all of them, waved the weapons in his hands and shouted: "Stop!

You can wrap the cloth with the master, and they don't dare to run fast, and before they can run to their clothes, the eighteen people surrounded them. You can see your clothes burning through the impenetrable gaps that are surrounded by water.

"The two of you, in broad daylight, are bright. One of them took a knife and shook it at them, but he didn't know what to say after that, he paused, glanced around, saw another woman, and immediately picked it up and said, "Naked, only with a piece of cloth to cover your shame, in front of a woman, what a body!"

"We don't have the money...... Ke said, looking at his clothes that were about to run out.

"No money?" said the man in the lead, and then turned around and seemed to communicate with the people behind him, "Heh, no money?", you don't think we're bandits, do you?"

Master looked at him and didn't speak.

"Damn, what are you looking at, old man, is Lao Tzu like a bandit?

"......" The master was called an old man, and the anger in his heart immediately rose, but let alone his bare hands, he was still naked, and he was not their opponent, so he didn't vent it.

"Like!" Natto on the side came over at some point and said.

"I'm like a bandit?" Yes! Yes! I used to be a bandit, but now that I'm good, how can I still look like a bandit?" Someone behind him immediately flattered: "Big brother, they cheated on you, don't listen to their nonsense!"

The man who took the lead took the knife and shook it in front of them again: "Like a fart!" and then turned to natto:

"Little girl, did they do anything to you?"

Natto looked at him and said, "Hmm!"

You can take a look at natto: "...... Natto you ......"

", don't you know that in broad daylight, it's not allowable for two people to treat a weak woman like this, it's not okay?" the man's tone of voice was very fierce and full of murderous aura!

Natto seemed a little scared and shouted, "Okay brother!"

"Yes, how can it! He's still your brother, and you're a fucking beast!"

I could vaguely feel that these people were not bandits, but as if I had misunderstood them, he explained: "This brother, we really didn't do anything, just now I was just taking a bath with my master over there, and she has been here. We were just too tired to walk and rested here for a while, I think you misunderstood. ”

The man picked up the knife again and shook it in front of them, "Do you think I'm going to believe your word for it?"

You can take a look at the master, and the master gritted his teeth, wishing that the crossbow was in his hand and shot him directly. It seemed that he couldn't communicate with them, so he could only count on natto, so he glanced at natto and said, "Natto, explain what just happened to them." ”

Natto snorted and turned to the person with the knife: "But my brother and master didn't do anything to me, just to save me a **** wild boar." ”

"What, they didn't touch you, but they **** a wild boar?" everyone turned their heads to look at the wild boar who had fallen to the ground and was dead.

"Fuck this is so inhuman!"

"Is this still human?"

"Heaven is intolerable!" said the crowd.

I almost vomited blood when I heard it: "Natto, you ...... You can't talk nonsense!"

Just when he could argue with the master, and Natto couldn't argue clearly, a group of people rushed down from the other side of the mountain, all of them were armed with weapons, and they could be counted, there were nineteen people. For a time, this small open space was no longer idle, and forty people, a horse, a dog, and a dead pig were crowded together, and the scene of chaos and coaxing was particularly spectacular.

One of the people who came down the mountain came out, holding a stick in his hand, and shouted at the group of people who came before: "There is a lot of money, you are fucking harming people again!"

You can hear that these people don't seem to be in a group, and the tone is right, and they have an advantage in numbers, and they feel that they are on their side.

"Money is expensive, fuck you, you're meddling again!"

"I'm in charge of it! It's the age of freedom, and you can't let your pedantic behavior continue!"

"Fuck, I'm pedantic, you're a fucking scum!"

You can listen to the conversation between these two people and the demeanor and action of speaking, and judge that it must be the old rivers and lakes, and the Tao is the same deep, and even the tone of speech is almost the same, it seems that what the master taught is really useful.

"I'm scum, you're a lackey!"

"I see you're looking for a beating!"

"You want to fight, huh?"

"Come on, who's afraid of whom!"

So both men dropped their weapons, rushed over, pinched them together, and rolled around on the ground. The people around him didn't rush forward either, and they kept stalemate on both sides. I can talk to the master without saying a word, but I only wear a piece of cloth, and my lower body is especially cool, and I am so puzzled by what happened suddenly in front of me, and I am more helpless that my clothes have been burned to ashes.

After fighting for a while, the two stood up out of breath, and they couldn't tell who was who anymore without speaking, only to find that these two people looked alike.

"What's wrong with them, what the fuck are you going to do?"

"What's wrong with them? They just ****ed a wild boar! Is there any heavenly reason, is there no ethics!"

"Fuck, what the fuck ......" The man who rushed down later glanced at the boar, which was covered in wounds and died a terrible death...... What's the matter, if you are allowed to shoot wild boars with arrows, you are not allowed to do that, ah?"

It was obvious that he was speaking for himself, but the reason was so far-fetched that he couldn't even listen to himself.

"Can this be fucking compared?"

"Whether it can be compared or not, that's also people's freedom, it's not your turn!"

"Lao Tzu is in charge!"

"I'll take them now, I'll see what you can do!"

The number of people who rushed down first looked at the other party, there were nineteen people, and when they saw that there were only eighteen people on their side, they lost to the other party in terms of numbers, and felt that they were too disadvantaged, and said: "Fuck, you fucking rely on more people and bully fewer people, you wait for Lao Tzu!" After speaking, he waved his hand and greeted the people behind him and returned from a long distance, and when he went back, he stopped to look at the wild boar, and then looked at the master. A sentence came out of his mouth:

", this world is ......"

You can see that they are far away, and the other group of people are still standing behind them, although they don't know what is going on, but they are also on their side.

"Alright, you guys come with us!" said the man who had just gone to the fight, picking up the stick on the ground and telling them.

When I heard this, I thought to myself, could it be that black eats black! What can I do, there are one more people, and he and the master have no weapons in hand, so they can't parry it at all.

Then the man said, "Young man, we have no ill intentions. I just heard about the feat of Shaoxia and this master, which opened our eyes, and we were all dumbfounded!"

He saw that he could not wear clothes with the master, and looked at the person behind him: "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and send clothes to the young man and this master!" The crowd behind him was in a mess, and he really squeezed out two pieces of clothes and sent them to the master.

"Shaoxia, you see that it is not early in the day, as soon as it gets dark, there are wild beasts everywhere here at night, you should go back to the village with this master and this girl. ”

There is no other way at the moment, if the other party wants to start, they can be solved a long time ago. There is no need to take them back to the village in a big way, it is difficult to start when there are too many people, so it can be seen that the people in front of them do not have any evil intentions. You can take a look at the master, and the master nodded slightly.

"Three of you, please!" a dozen people gave way to give them a way to go.